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BlizzY   Slovakia. Jun 03 2008 19:11. Posts 805

http://ironsist.server3.tibit.de/vpip/vpip

I wonder who is the laggiest LPer (floofy?)

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Question   Czech Republic. Jun 03 2008 19:13. Posts 1074

17% yo !


mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 03 2008 19:17. Posts 3069

%3

===== mrpav.com ===== 

Siro   Australia. Jun 03 2008 19:18. Posts 1540

28% and i thought I was a nit


TimDawg    United States. Jun 03 2008 19:21. Posts 10197

43%

i win

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

TimDawg    United States. Jun 03 2008 19:22. Posts 10197

and this is assuming i'm drunk^^

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jun 03 2008 19:24. Posts 5127

93%

:D 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 19:24. Posts 34305

83% lol, im laggier than Midian

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Critterer   United Kingdom. Jun 03 2008 19:25. Posts 5337

18% but thats sober tho, i guess drunk adds another 10-15% to vpip!

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..holeLast edit: 03/06/2008 19:25

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 19:27. Posts 34305


  On June 03 2008 18:24 VanDerMeyde wrote:
93%



ah fuck vikings they would fun anything that moves... i knew i shouldnt have been so picky.

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BlizzY   Slovakia. Jun 03 2008 19:27. Posts 805


  On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote:
%3



you missclicked on some girl + last picture or what ? :D
3% is hell of a nit imo..


ToT)MidiaN(    United Kingdom. Jun 03 2008 19:27. Posts 5070

asdf missed some rows. Redid it, got 40%

One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hopeLast edit: 03/06/2008 19:32

SKoT   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:28. Posts 1768

27%


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 19:29. Posts 34305


  On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote:
%1



corrected sir

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Fayth    Canada. Jun 03 2008 19:30. Posts 10085

can't see their body? :/

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:30. Posts 16784

9%

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Question   Czech Republic. Jun 03 2008 19:30. Posts 1074


  On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote:
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corrected sir



muhahahhaha .)


ggplz   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:31. Posts 16784

i was sorta torn tho
like theres a group of 'sort of maybe would' in one section.. say i want to 33% fuck each of them? can i score a tick in one random box?

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

vegable   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:31. Posts 2453

insufficient reproduction material

00011001011101010101

Stir fry Normandy 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:34. Posts 11386

lol

61%

WHAT IS THIS 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:34. Posts 4245

29% which is wierd cuz im usually picky w women.


CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:35. Posts 11386

i NEARLY misclicked a chick with cross-eyes and said out loud

"whoa whoa whoa..."

LOL

WHAT IS THIS 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:36. Posts 11386

you guys getting numbers below 30% are virgins or something wtf

WHAT IS THIS 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 03 2008 19:37. Posts 3069


  On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote:
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corrected sir



With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.

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Svenman87   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:39. Posts 4636

73%


CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:40. Posts 11386

pav come out of the closet plz

WHAT IS THIS 

EmKey   Poland. Jun 03 2008 19:43. Posts 643

jesus christ im a nit

6%

redefining weak/tight since 2006 

vegable   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:43. Posts 2453

lol

i got 36% btw. but i wouldn't make eye contact with some of those fuglies

Stir fry Normandy 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 03 2008 19:44. Posts 3069


  On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote:
pav come out of the closet plz



no

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EmKey   Poland. Jun 03 2008 19:47. Posts 643


  On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote:
pav come out of the closet plz


Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about

redefining weak/tight since 2006 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:50. Posts 16784

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:52. Posts 4245


  On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote:
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Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about


i think others should be coming outta the closet...


SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 03 2008 19:52. Posts 4307

41%

serious milf in there

Rise and Shine 

iop   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:53. Posts 4951

23%

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:53. Posts 4245

is it just me or is the last person a dude?


EmKey   Poland. Jun 03 2008 19:53. Posts 643


  On June 03 2008 18:52 shaneomac wrote:
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i think others should be coming outta the closet...


yea ur right i pulled that nr outta my ass. Prolly should be 90%

redefining weak/tight since 2006Last edit: 03/06/2008 19:55

Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:53. Posts 2347

21%, ROFL @ the guy pic at the end
some were autopicks cause of nice boobs
others cause of facial features
gimme enough drinks and i'm sure i'd up my vpip by a mile though


Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:54. Posts 2347


  On June 03 2008 18:53 iop wrote:
23%



slut


[GiTM]-Ace   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:54. Posts 1585

26%

[GiTM]- GoSu in the Making 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 19:54. Posts 34305


  On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote:
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Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about


and this is relevant how?

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milkman   United States. Jun 03 2008 19:55. Posts 5719

16%

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 19:55. Posts 34305

So Pav you think that there are only 3 or 2 women in there hotter than your GF? or u admit ur GF is ugly o_oa

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Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:55. Posts 2347


  On June 03 2008 18:43 EmKey wrote:
jesus christ im a nit

6%



hmm maybe you should click the last pic


PoorUser    United States. Jun 03 2008 19:57. Posts 7472

28% sober, probably 90% drunk

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SpasticInk   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 19:57. Posts 6298

21 %.. probably a lot more in reality tough but I was really picky here.


EmKey   Poland. Jun 03 2008 19:57. Posts 643


  On June 03 2008 18:54 Baal wrote:
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and this is relevant how?


is this a level ? if so u got me

redefining weak/tight since 2006 

EmKey   Poland. Jun 03 2008 20:00. Posts 643


  On June 03 2008 18:55 Stygg wrote:
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hmm maybe you should click the last pic

not really my thing

So wtf that 6% means?

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Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 20:02. Posts 2347

it means ur a gigantic nit


sirracksalot   United States. Jun 03 2008 20:03. Posts 2299

40%

but honestly that should be changed to anything that fucking moves atm....

haters gonna hate 

hawking   United States. Jun 03 2008 20:03. Posts 348

A lot of those look like Fat Girl Angle shots to me. Learn: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot

hawking: What do you do when a fish targets you? --- Breeze: What to do when a hot girl starts hitting your dick with her ass? 

Jubert69   United States. Jun 03 2008 20:08. Posts 3191

13%


collegesucks   United States. Jun 03 2008 20:12. Posts 5780

0.5% -> the blonde in the bikini at the beach


Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 20:22. Posts 8708

86%
thats sober

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 20:24. Posts 8708


  On June 03 2008 18:37 mrpav.com wrote:
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With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.



the 3% is the dude at the end....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 20:27. Posts 2347

pav which ones did you click then?


Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 20:27. Posts 8708


  On June 03 2008 18:24 VanDerMeyde wrote:
93%



thats drunk? seriously i was as loose as i could with my 86%....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

iop   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 20:37. Posts 4951


  On June 03 2008 19:27 Floofy wrote:
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I really had 100% because I'm still a virgin, and as you probably know. We aren't THAT picky....

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

iop   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 20:38. Posts 4951


  On June 03 2008 18:54 Stygg wrote:
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slut


that was in "drunk" mode though

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

haeper   Germany. Jun 03 2008 20:39. Posts 440

53% lol at the last one(=seriace)


Stygg   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 20:45. Posts 2347

waiting for yugless to come in here and score 1%...

..or WILL she??


royalsu   Canada. Jun 03 2008 20:45. Posts 3233

27%.

3% is impossible...even brad pitt would have a higher vpip


acob   United States. Jun 03 2008 20:48. Posts 123

65% being a bit generous... they really aren't that bad


Logiabs~   Colombia. Jun 03 2008 21:08. Posts 9133

26% lol


Bejamin1   Canada. Jun 03 2008 21:08. Posts 7042

41% but when you can't see the body in half the pictures how can you really know for sure?

Somehow I think that 99% of the nits scoring <15% would add an extra 30% in real life if any of those "almost" girls came up to them and flirted.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

kimseongchan   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:09. Posts 2089


  On June 03 2008 19:03 hawking wrote:
A lot of those look like Fat Girl Angle shots to me. Learn: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot


qft

15% being generous


 Last edit: 03/06/2008 21:11

H_   New Zealand. Jun 03 2008 21:12. Posts 159

23%


albonycee   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:17. Posts 2749

83% u fags. a bunch of patrick antoniouses up in herre

(insert stupid shit)aments 

JoeDeertay   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:24. Posts 1730

20%, but there were some maybes in there as well.

Variance has a big brother named doomswitch. - edzwoo 

LoVePlAyBoY   Canada. Jun 03 2008 21:41. Posts 403

28% for some reason i thought it was also going to break down the underage + tranny picks


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:42. Posts 834

91% . . .yeah I don't get many girls. Or as my whore of a friend would put it, "I have a very small Bitchflow."

SERIOUSLY! 

Bigbobm   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:43. Posts 5512

99% if nobody were to ever find out
95% otherwise

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ketLast edit: 03/06/2008 21:49

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Jun 03 2008 21:44. Posts 834

Which should technically give me a small percentage. . lol. but I'm just lazy when it comes to girls

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KrappyKonnect   Canada. Jun 03 2008 21:55. Posts 1127


  On June 03 2008 18:37 mrpav.com wrote:
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With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.



What a toolish thing to say.


Karma    Australia. Jun 03 2008 21:57. Posts 3538

75

i think theres like 3 guys randomly scattered throughout


  On June 03 2008 20:43 Bigbobm wrote:
99% if nobody were to ever find out
95% otherwise

lol respect

fish mentalityLast edit: 03/06/2008 22:41

Loco   Canada. Jun 03 2008 21:59. Posts 21013

23%

jesus i missed a lot on the first shot
omg i laughed so fucking hard when I saw the guy at the end 8D

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 03/06/2008 22:23

tilted fish   Canada. Jun 03 2008 22:03. Posts 2651

100%
right now i fuck anything that moves


okyougosu   Russian Federation. Jun 03 2008 22:04. Posts 963

10% but thats way too much for given pictures, had no gf 24+hrs...
god almighty why only show faces on these pics I care bout sexy body and tits size should be 3+, also being tall and thin is required to qualify....

Lammerman 

okyougosu   Russian Federation. Jun 03 2008 22:07. Posts 963


  On June 03 2008 20:59 Loco wrote:
19%

jesus i missed a lot on the first shot
omg i laughed so fucking hard when I saw the guy at the end 8D



look mid 28th from top "lady in red" is a guy or just look too manly.... or did u pick it greeny too ffs?

Lammerman 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 03 2008 22:12. Posts 16784

lol loco
i redid the test after reading your post
9% -> 14% haha still a nit

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Loco   Canada. Jun 03 2008 22:12. Posts 21013

haha ;D

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Day[9]   United States. Jun 03 2008 22:13. Posts 3447

8%


longple    Sweden. Jun 03 2008 22:20. Posts 4472

3% ;o


AcroN   Norway. Jun 03 2008 22:24. Posts 568

6%, im picky as hell, as long as im not drunk atleast


Karma    Australia. Jun 03 2008 22:28. Posts 3538

firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)

fish mentalityLast edit: 03/06/2008 22:29

roflcopter   United States. Jun 03 2008 22:30. Posts 620

9%
hottest imo:








just kidding but this girl takes a dump on everyone else

KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballernessLast edit: 03/06/2008 22:33

lostaccount   Canada. Jun 03 2008 22:48. Posts 6519

6% NIT NIT NIT.

infinite possibilities quantum soul leap 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 22:58. Posts 8708

wtf at people saying 9%

your either a ridiculous pick up artist, hate sex, or never get laid lol

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

UCSB_Georgi   United States. Jun 03 2008 23:13. Posts 185

lol 9% such a nit


Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jun 03 2008 23:22. Posts 3047

19%


  like theres a group of 'sort of maybe would' in one section..



yeah, anybody who was borderline I clicked anyway

so it could be lower.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 23:30. Posts 8708

you guys are such liars seriously

remember the question is "would you sleep with the girl in a one night stand assuming u dont need to pay anything or seduce anything". its what it means

they arent asking if you would likr her to be your wife or something

wow that chick is so hot. anyone turn that down?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 23:34. Posts 8708

i redid the test being SUPER PICKY as if i was some sort of super fuckmaster who gets laid 3 times a day and i still got 25% -_-

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 23:35. Posts 34305


  On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote:
firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)




hahahaahhaahahahahaha!!!!!

omg im in tears now... more about the fact that now i know i would fuck Naz if he had long hair ROFL.

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 03 2008 23:44. Posts 34305

You people are so full of shit its plain hillarious.

9% lol yeah buddy right.

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SemPeR   Canada. Jun 03 2008 23:48. Posts 2288

people giving us 9%...wtf.

I finished like 1/10 of it and was having trouble finding shit not to click. T_T


DooMeR   United States. Jun 03 2008 23:54. Posts 8562

40% ship it.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

Jorge   United States. Jun 04 2008 00:16. Posts 1364

77% i dont know how any1 can get less than 50%

btw i dont drink

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

NerO   United States. Jun 04 2008 00:16. Posts 2402

33%


skindzer   Chile. Jun 04 2008 00:24. Posts 299

9%


Jorge   United States. Jun 04 2008 00:25. Posts 1364

OH AND BTW some of em look 14...those have green borders OBV

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

TheGuru   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 00:58. Posts 532

13% and I was generous

There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe. - Robert A. Heinlein (Time Enough for Love) 

mikeymoo   Canada. Jun 04 2008 01:12. Posts 988

36

o_O 

PplusAD   Germany. Jun 04 2008 01:13. Posts 7182

lol

VPIP = 13 %

problem is it probably would be a bit higher if i could see the body of somes
but most of the girls where ugly imo. ( only 4-6 or so where really hot ..rest of the girls i clicked were nice but nothing special)

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Jun 04 2008 01:18. Posts 6112

14%

and
10000000x

;]

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

PplusAD   Germany. Jun 04 2008 01:20. Posts 7182

haha yeha that girl is an insane biatch
id do her 3-5 times a day for 1 year straight without getting bored i guess

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 04 2008 01:29. Posts 4245

im rly picky when it comes to women, and i got 29%, so those of u saying 9% gtfo. its fun, and i picked anyone who i felt could get the benefit of the doubt.


Karma    Australia. Jun 04 2008 01:30. Posts 3538

i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves

fish mentality 

Loco   Canada. Jun 04 2008 01:31. Posts 21013


  On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote:
firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)




UIAHSDIAHUDSAIUHGIAUHSDHAHUIDSASUHDAISUHDAIUSHDIUHAISUHF

OMFG

GOLD

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 04 2008 01:45. Posts 4245


  On June 04 2008 00:30 Karma wrote:
i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves





thats all of em right there obv

 Last edit: 04/06/2008 01:46

shaneomac   United States. Jun 04 2008 01:47. Posts 4245

i shouldve put that on a spoiler cuz that picture is going to tilt the hell outta some ppl


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 04 2008 01:56. Posts 8918

49%, I think there were a couple transexuals out there too lol


Bigbobm   United States. Jun 04 2008 02:47. Posts 5512


  On June 04 2008 00:45 shaneomac wrote:
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thats all of em right there obv


this just killed me
so hard


i find it so hard to believe that if a girl was in your bed completely naked/std free/no chance of prego that most of you would say, "No thanks." you all do realize that you will just be having sex with her. you won't marry her, and you wont have to show her off to your friends/family. honestly if you said under 30% i would have to believe that you either haven't had sex, or don't enjoy it.

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

EscapingR   Netherlands. Jun 04 2008 02:48. Posts 2353

19% guess im tight


austrian oak   Belgium. Jun 04 2008 02:50. Posts 520

always when I see that guido picture i get creeped out by the guy in the back with the pink shirt. eery shit

Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! 

Karma    Australia. Jun 04 2008 03:07. Posts 3538

possible men candidates

fish mentality 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 03:09. Posts 34305

ugly goth chick / man / ugly girl that looks like dustyswededude

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 03:10. Posts 34305

dumb virgins

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DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 03:24. Posts 8623

46%

I think I could get drunk and get somewhat close to 100%.


brambolius   Netherlands. Jun 04 2008 03:26. Posts 1708

23%, but i'm striving for 100%, maybe then i can get laid for once :D

Heat......EXTEND 

tloapc   Pitcairn. Jun 04 2008 04:11. Posts 2591

wow u really do get a higher vpip ur 2nd time around
wtf is up with that

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jun 04 2008 05:05. Posts 1793

51%

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jun 04 2008 05:11. Posts 1793

did it again got 66%

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

lebowski   Greece. Jun 04 2008 05:52. Posts 9205


  On June 04 2008 00:45 shaneomac wrote:
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thats all of em right there obv

seriously, who are these ppl?
every time I see them they put me on tilt

about the test
39% I have to admit I was a bit "what the hell,If noone ever knew" for some of them though

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Stygg   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 06:18. Posts 2347


  On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote:
firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)




LOOOOOOOOOL


PplusAD   Germany. Jun 04 2008 06:29. Posts 7182

redone the test

1st try 13%
2nd try 54/200 = 27%

in my 1st try i probably was too harsh and only choose the very good lokings
in my 2nd try i actually imagined the girl would try to kiss me and stuff and id be a bit drunk
i think 27% gets pretty close to the truth here

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

roflcopter   United States. Jun 04 2008 06:40. Posts 620

redid it but I'm still a nit, 29%

think I missed some of them the first time around

KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 04 2008 08:04. Posts 4307


  On June 03 2008 19:12 collegesucks wrote:
0.5% -> the blonde in the bikini at the beach


virgin obv.

Rise and Shine 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jun 04 2008 08:14. Posts 5127

most of you people lie or misunderstand what they really ask.

:D 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 08:30. Posts 34305

Exactly i think ppl are missunderstanding this simple queston.

they are not asking, who are u attracted to?, or who would you chase or go talk to in a club in order to fuck?


This is a "would you hit it or not?" girl eagle spread in your bed, seriously you would just say no to 85% of those women lying in ur bed because u rather play DOTA or something? lol pathetic.

For some reason some think putting a 9% or 14% makes u cool or a sick womanizing baller but in reality it would just make you a nerd with the lowest sexual drive and testosterone production ever.

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TheGuru   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 08:37. Posts 532

Did it again and got 17%. Some of you guys must be pretty desperate

There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe. - Robert A. Heinlein (Time Enough for Love) 

Stygg   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 08:40. Posts 2347

not everyone is the same, sex is not as important for some as it is for others

and come on, some of those chicks are fugly. nerd or not, i stick with my 21%. probably 30-40% if i'm drunk but no fkin way i would ever have much higher than that, drunk, drugged or whatever


TheGuru   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 08:42. Posts 532

In reality they are not just eagle spread in your bed and just gone after, always the next day...

There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe. - Robert A. Heinlein (Time Enough for Love) 

FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Jun 04 2008 08:48. Posts 1848


  On June 04 2008 07:30 Baal wrote:
Exactly i think ppl are missunderstanding this simple queston.

they are not asking, who are u attracted to?, or who would you chase or go talk to in a club in order to fuck?


This is a "would you hit it or not?" girl eagle spread in your bed, seriously you would just say no to 85% of those women lying in ur bed because u rather play DOTA or something? lol pathetic.

For some reason some think putting a 9% or 14% makes u cool or a sick womanizing baller but in reality it would just make you a nerd with the lowest sexual drive and testosterone production ever.



To some people, having something better to do besides fucking ugly girls doesn't mean playing video games. There aren't enough hours in the day to do everything I'd like to do anyway, and I spend very little time just dicking around these days. Maybe people who have nothing going on in their life feel they need to fill the void with fucking ugly girls. Forgive us for being so pathetic as to have things to do.


VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jun 04 2008 08:53. Posts 5127

thats very deep Freak[s.siR]

im touched

:DLast edit: 04/06/2008 08:53

JerseyMuscle   United States. Jun 04 2008 08:54. Posts 197

19%

I thought I was going to be higher.

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 04 2008 09:00. Posts 3069


  On June 04 2008 04:52 lebowski wrote:
Show nested quote +


seriously, who are these ppl?
every time I see them they put me on tilt

about the test
39% I have to admit I was a bit "what the hell,If noone ever knew" for some of them though



We call this Italians were i'm from and after the club they go to their jobs at burger king.

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iop   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 09:02. Posts 4951

23% drunk

6% sober

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Rhaegar    Bulgaria. Jun 04 2008 09:08. Posts 2586

65%, which makes sense if were getting 2 to 1.

One very suspicious player 

kemo   Denmark. Jun 04 2008 09:17. Posts 573

12%. Beer might add another 10-20%


BossMC   Netherlands. Jun 04 2008 09:18. Posts 16

67%

Edit: The below 30% dudes might think they're ballers or something, but they probably are lacking in the libido department. You're really telling me you would choose only 30 percent of these girls when you get to f them without any consequences whatsoever?

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chickenLast edit: 04/06/2008 10:00

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jun 04 2008 09:47. Posts 5127

too bad for you people answering 15%, that 85% of girls doesnt want you (and amongst those 85% is not the top 15 ), so unless you outcrossed all the good looking girls except the 15% most geekish ones, you are fucked :D

OBSERVATION: You guys answer this test the same way as girls would the other way around ^^

:DLast edit: 04/06/2008 09:49

Floofy   Canada. Jun 04 2008 10:34. Posts 8708


  On June 04 2008 02:24 DustySwedeDude wrote:
46%

I think I could get drunk and get somewhat close to 100%.


i dunno the bottom 5% are like very ugly fat and old womens or guys....

anyway imo people answering below 25% either lie or really dont understand the question.
even people answering 25-40% are really picky

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Jun 04 2008 10:42. Posts 1288

11.5 %


rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Jun 04 2008 10:46. Posts 1288

i just personally have little to no desire to go out and hook up with random chicks. i'm just a relationship man


DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 10:52. Posts 8623


  On June 04 2008 09:34 Floofy wrote:
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i dunno the bottom 5% are like very ugly fat and old womens or guys....

anyway imo people answering below 25% either lie or really dont understand the question.
even people answering 25-40% are really picky


Yea I guess. The thing is that I follow something I call "The Law of Hannes" which states that a girl is only too ugly too fuck if you can't get your penis hard due to too much alcohol when you're drunk enough to think she's pretty. I'm 21... However, I guess it's hard to get it over 90% without some serious shitfacedness


BenGb   Canada. Jun 04 2008 10:54. Posts 421

27%

wallaP 

Shenny   Canada. Jun 04 2008 10:58. Posts 1514

62%


Malmis   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 11:19. Posts 166

75%
me= donk fish

FO LIEF PIMP KEKZ 

NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 12:03. Posts 2603

79%, I got no problems fucking a fat bitch, it's those emo/goth kids I can't get it up for.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

SirBlotto   Germany. Jun 04 2008 12:42. Posts 1270

5%


sawseech   Canada. Jun 04 2008 13:16. Posts 3182

61%

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Gawuss   Poland. Jun 04 2008 13:36. Posts 2336

lol 32%

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iop   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 13:43. Posts 4951


  On June 04 2008 09:34 Floofy wrote:
i dunno the bottom 5% are like very ugly fat and old womens or guys....

anyway imo people answering below 25% either lie or really dont understand the question.
even people answering 25-40% are really picky




Floofy who are you kidding, you would do the guy too

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Day[9]   United States. Jun 04 2008 13:56. Posts 3447

 Last edit: 04/06/2008 13:56

thewh00sel    United States. Jun 04 2008 13:56. Posts 2734

27%

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NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 13:58. Posts 2603


  On June 04 2008 12:56 Day[9] wrote:

LOL, I'd Hit it.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

kemo   Denmark. Jun 04 2008 14:11. Posts 573


  On June 04 2008 08:18 BossMC wrote:
67%

Edit: The below 30% dudes might think they're ballers or something, but they probably are lacking in the libido department. You're really telling me you would choose only 30 percent of these girls when you get to f them without any consequences whatsoever?



Well there are a lot of diffrent factors to consider. Now that I read the others, my 13% are clearly "attracked too" and not "I'd hit it" so after realising the real idea, I'd be at 30% or so. It also depends if you actually have to score her yourself, or she is just luying there, and no one will know.
EDIT: I kinda sound like a rapist.. Beaware.

 Last edit: 04/06/2008 14:12

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 14:56. Posts 34305

no you dont have to "score" her... the damn question is WOULD you hit it... not would you score her.. would you try to hook up with her, do you like her, does she have potential to be your GF etc... those are NOT the questions, how hard can it be to get it?

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VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jun 04 2008 14:58. Posts 5127

SHE IS ON YOUR BED BEGGING FOR SEX, WOULD YOU FUCK HER FOR THE FUN OF IT. YES / NO

:DLast edit: 04/06/2008 15:00

Three7MTL   Canada. Jun 04 2008 14:58. Posts 597

42% on first try and sober, keeping a note to give it a shot when drunk this weekend :D


pinbaLL    Sweden. Jun 04 2008 15:13. Posts 7243

ROFL nazgul-girl


69%


Nazgul    Netherlands. Jun 04 2008 15:57. Posts 7080

so now you know why i dont grow my hair

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Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 04 2008 16:08. Posts 1760

Baal is right.

I did this test under the assumption that there would be no exhausting pick-up process, no consequences, only one night.
So my vonluntary penis put into pussy is like 57%.

If was only a little bit more serious i think it would drop way below.

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NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:17. Posts 2603

So after a few drinks I took the test again and went from a sober 79% to a very slightly buzzed 88%

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

bane   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:17. Posts 2379

67%


NotSorry   United States. Jun 04 2008 16:32. Posts 2603

Is that page seriously 100% women. Seriously there are some that are not even ugly girls they just look like your average male.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Jun 04 2008 16:45. Posts 1217

I like 37%, probably fuck more

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Jun 04 2008 16:48. Posts 1217

icreased to 63%

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

Joe   Czech Republic. Jun 04 2008 16:58. Posts 5987

I first did the test before reading this thread and I basically clicked girls I liked at least a little.I got 25%

Then I read what Baal and others said and realised what is really meant by the test and my new score was 76%

there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 16:59. Posts 34305


  On June 04 2008 14:57 Nazgul wrote:
so now you know why i dont grow my hair



afraid of rape in lpnet meetings

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Avius   Iraq. Jun 04 2008 17:31. Posts 219

26%

aka. Samael 

Critterer   United Kingdom. Jun 04 2008 21:21. Posts 5337

redid the test, being ultra generous and only got 40%,

its like, why wud i fuck an ugly girl just because i can? if i dont find a girl attractive i dont want to shag her, period. Regardless of find out et.

Imo if you are scoring 90% you need to rethink your standards, unless you are also an ugly person, which is fair enough if you are.

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RonK1337   Australia. Jun 04 2008 21:41. Posts 268

54%


PandaSaurus   Australia. Jun 04 2008 21:42. Posts 1651

60%

You all have high standards.

... 

traxamillion   United States. Jun 04 2008 22:02. Posts 10468

37%


Fayth    Canada. Jun 04 2008 22:57. Posts 10085

31% I'm quite picky, and I have a real hard time judging without seeing the body, i mean wtf, 80% of the pics there only have faces, wtf we're talking about HAVING SEX, you don't have sex with a fucking face only

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 04 2008 23:15. Posts 8708

ever heard of blowjobs fayth?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 04 2008 23:17. Posts 34305


  On June 04 2008 21:57 Fayth wrote:
31% I'm quite picky, and I have a real hard time judging without seeing the body, i mean wtf, 80% of the pics there only have faces, wtf we're talking about HAVING SEX, you don't have sex with a fucking face only



ur too ugly to be this picky

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GsOne   Poland. Jun 04 2008 23:20. Posts 732

I don't really think it's face what maters in oral sex.

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shaneomac   United States. Jun 04 2008 23:26. Posts 4245


  On June 04 2008 22:20 GsOne wrote:
I don't really think it's face what maters in oral sex.



what if she doesnt have a mouth?


RiKD    United States. Jun 04 2008 23:31. Posts 9398

i am w/ baal, a lot of you would really rather jerk off than fuck x% of those girls if they were lying in your bed naked and hot to trot?


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 04 2008 23:47. Posts 1760

correct, this means they lay in the bed with their legs spread.

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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 04 2008 23:55. Posts 16784


  On June 04 2008 22:31 RiKD wrote:
i am w/ baal, a lot of you would really rather jerk off than fuck x% of those girls if they were lying in your bed naked and hot to trot?



if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 05 2008 00:02. Posts 16784

looks like my vpip has increased from 9%->14%->19%

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 05 2008 00:07. Posts 8708

ggplz, that "girl" is one of those i rejected....

the girls there are between 19 and 25% are way hotter than this
and i fully agree with rikd

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Loco   Canada. Jun 05 2008 00:16. Posts 21013


  On June 04 2008 22:31 RiKD wrote:
i am w/ baal, a lot of you would really rather jerk off than fuck x% of those girls if they were lying in your bed naked and hot to trot?



they dont deserve the good juice yo

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 00:21. Posts 34305

19% lol that means that if GGplz would find these girls nakd in his bed he would rather play wii:




which may not be supermoderls but if u rather play wii, sorry my friend u ar either gay or u need to take some testosterone shots.



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TimDawg    United States. Jun 05 2008 00:49. Posts 10197

that top left one in baal's post has a reallllly cute face

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 05 2008 00:51. Posts 16784

standard baal

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

YoMeR   United States. Jun 05 2008 01:28. Posts 12438

wtf i had 13% but i got bored half way through the thing and scrolled down and clicked the submit button or whatever.

I think some of you are lying when you say 100% some of those chicks look like dudes what the fuck.

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Oly   United Kingdom. Jun 05 2008 04:26. Posts 3585

38% and I was working on the assumption of being drunk and effectively raped.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

Rekrul   United States. Jun 05 2008 06:58. Posts 3338

i got 15% even when i was drunk, lol

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lebowski   Greece. Jun 05 2008 07:13. Posts 9205

try masterbating less

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

MadeInPolanD   Poland. Jun 05 2008 07:25. Posts 1383

23%

Make it rain$$$ 

Technics   Bulgaria. Jun 05 2008 07:41. Posts 541

24%

Enjoy the game 

Rekrul   United States. Jun 05 2008 07:41. Posts 3338

i don't know man, hard to select a bunch of average looking high school girls...

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 07:56. Posts 34305

Whats hard about it? u aint going to marry not seduce nor work them, eagle spread on the bed, ez stuff.

The yellow fever is clouding ur judgement... those random korean girls that were brought to you in those rooms cant be avobe 15% of these girls.

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Oly   United Kingdom. Jun 05 2008 07:57. Posts 3585

no it's not hard. you go 'yeah ok, kneel'.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

MadeInPolanD   Poland. Jun 05 2008 07:57. Posts 1383


  On June 04 2008 07:30 Baal wrote:
This is a "would you hit it or not?" girl eagle spread in your bed, seriously you would just say no to 85% of those women lying in ur bed because u rather play DOTA or something? lol pathetic.




yeah, everyone who goes around internet forums saying something is pathetic is great. and i personally think that if you want to hit too many of them you just didn't score to much


and yes, doing something that i like and gives me pleasure ( w/e it is for some ppl ) > sex w/ a girl i think is not pretty

Make it rain$$$Last edit: 05/06/2008 08:01

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 05 2008 08:34. Posts 9634

15% oO


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 09:07. Posts 34305


  On June 05 2008 06:57 MadeInPolanD wrote:
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i personally think that if you want to hit too many of them you just didn't score to much




Oh you dont want to play that card dude lol, i assure you ive had my share and definitelly way more than neraly all these posters giving ridiculous %.

And i say pathetic because i dont believe shit of what most of ppl said here, and now traving to save face "i did it again and i scored higher"... wait wat? that makes no sense, this thread response is pathetic and everbody who is lying too.

I would also love to see the pictures of these mad ballers who reject 85% of these girls.

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[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 05 2008 09:14. Posts 154

99/200 50%


Fox   . Jun 05 2008 09:48. Posts 3110

I don't see naz/daut/midian in the pics so therefore it's 0%


MadeInPolanD   Poland. Jun 05 2008 09:50. Posts 1383

it's not about quantity, but quality. if fucking is a sport, i want to hit many, but good looking girls, not all that are 'above average'. it's a difference of perception on scoring. and what i said eariler - i think this perception changes when it's easy for you to chose who you can bang - but also i dont think it's for everyone, so sorry if i offended you. and i cant assume that someone is lieing cause they have a different opinion, nor i will get mad even if someone is really lieing here, i just dont care if someone is, but i know that 14% or less here can be true for some ppl. and they dont have to be alpha-male-baller-god to say that.

Make it rain$$$Last edit: 05/06/2008 09:51

Ezekiell   Hungary. Jun 05 2008 11:34. Posts 718

26%, without the look of their body, and sober. drunk ~40%, full pic: 18% :D

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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 05 2008 12:53. Posts 16784

lol baal
why do you think we're lieing? just cuz we dont like a shitload of the girls there? is it impossible someone has a different/lower score than you?

the reason doing it again scores higher is because the first time its your first time looking at it and you tend to skip over some obv, its not about trying to save face

fwiw most of them are pretty damn ugly

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhANLast edit: 05/06/2008 12:56

Fox   . Jun 05 2008 14:51. Posts 3110


  On June 05 2008 11:53 ggplz wrote:
lol baal
why do you think we're lieing? just cuz we dont like a shitload of the girls there? is it impossible someone has a different/lower score than you?

the reason doing it again scores higher is because the first time its your first time looking at it and you tend to skip over some obv, its not about trying to save face

fwiw most of them are pretty damn ugly



Realize as well that for most of the people here it's very easy to not click on a girl that is semi ugly but in RL if they were presented with the opportunity they would take it. I'm sure the % is higher for a lot of people but i wouldn't consider it "lying" I mean if i gave you a list of hollywood girls people would still nitpick. But in RL they would all take it in a heartbeat.

/rant


Fox   . Jun 05 2008 14:54. Posts 3110

And yeah just based on looks i'm sure a lot of them aren't as good looking as models are. But sex appeal isn't always about looks and we don't know who they are or what.

I'm sure a lot of people would change standards if they knew the semi decent looking ones that were borderline were also professional starcraft players... or mma fighters... or NL20000 players.... or whatever....

Anyway i think getting all up in arms over this is kinda wtf.


Suicigobo   Netherlands. Jun 05 2008 15:01. Posts 77

25%

Been quite generous, first time i only picked the ones i thought were actually hot and i would put effort in and got like 13%. Second time i picked what i would take it it was rather easy and got the 25%.

Suici

It aint much if it aint... 

CruiseR   Poland. Jun 05 2008 16:34. Posts 682

5%


wat


lebowski   Greece. Jun 05 2008 16:51. Posts 9205

you have to lower your standards from the cutoff and the button

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 05 2008 17:16. Posts 2681

38% and i only finished half of it

 Last edit: 05/06/2008 17:17

aseq   Netherlands. Jun 05 2008 17:17. Posts 894

seriously, 9%. and i just came back from drinking beer.

but the rest of them are prolly verrry friendly and fun....


Python817   Canada. Jun 05 2008 17:40. Posts 2733


  On June 05 2008 08:48 Fox wrote:
I don't see naz/daut/midian in the pics so therefore it's 0%



naz is there


Yaffie   United Kingdom. Jun 05 2008 18:20. Posts 672

27%


Fox   . Jun 05 2008 18:49. Posts 3110


  On June 05 2008 16:40 Python817 wrote:
Show nested quote +



naz is there

omg 1%


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 19:43. Posts 34305

lol nazgirl

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 19:46. Posts 34305


  On June 05 2008 11:53 ggplz wrote:
lol baal
why do you think we're lieing? just cuz we dont like a shitload of the girls there? is it impossible someone has a different/lower score than you?

the reason doing it again scores higher is because the first time its your first time looking at it and you tend to skip over some obv, its not about trying to save face

fwiw most of them are pretty damn ugly



didnt you score like 9% ?? please post your picture so i can then post the pictures of some of the girls you wouldnt dare to fuck right next to your picture, it has lots of potential gogogogo.

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Floofy   Canada. Jun 05 2008 19:56. Posts 8708

baal its actually possible for someone to be a virgin and be picky

a friend of mine that i wont name is like 25 never had a gf. and he scored 14%. he probably will never get one. its not that important to every1 i guess

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 05 2008 20:27. Posts 16784


  On June 05 2008 18:46 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



didnt you score like 9% ?? please post your picture so i can then post the pictures of some of the girls you wouldnt dare to fuck right next to your picture, it has lots of potential gogogogo.


good response lmao

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 21:24. Posts 34305


  On June 05 2008 18:56 Floofy wrote:
baal its actually possible for someone to be a virgin and be picky

a friend of mine that i wont name is like 25 never had a gf. and he scored 14%. he probably will never get one. its not that important to every1 i guess



oh its possible, im not everyone is going to get 80%+ scores, however can you honestly say that this thread doesnt reeks like bullshit? This is a poker forum with starcraft background, many ppl here are virgins or havent fucked over 1 girl and i am possitive that the ex or curent GFs of these guys def look much worse than the % they are voting lol i mean 9%... seriously the top 9% of that list is ridiculously hot, so they are either full of bullshit or all her ex-GFs are supermodels.

Ill put an example, PAV said 3%, when well its obvious Amanda is no near the top 3% of that list and well i guess he has fucked her (i have my serious doubts), so he is full of shit... however he is not the one im aiming my attacks to because i think he has "issues" so his 3% might be true lol.

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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 05 2008 22:10. Posts 16784

Why are u still arguing over this point? if thats your view fine but you're asking ppl how many of them they would fuck based on the photos. 9% is very very reasonable imo and there is no 'what if we met them in real life and they were ... so obv they need more love' arguement.

Some ppl would fuck anything and thats fine but i highly highly doubt any of the girls i didnt pick (i already picked the marginal ones and got upto like 20% or something) would be any more attractive to me in real life.. and in real life 9% over the sample of women in the world has got to be ultra ultra ultra high, maybe you'll disagree on that.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhANLast edit: 05/06/2008 22:10

Fayth    Canada. Jun 06 2008 00:28. Posts 10085

when was the last time you had sex ggplz

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Jun 06 2008 00:41. Posts 1288

i agree with ggplz. sex is not that high on my list of priorities, so it makes sense that i have a low percentage.


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 06 2008 03:15. Posts 34305



rofl thats Ron's hand cream... LOL

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 07 2008 23:35. Posts 3069


  On June 05 2008 20:24 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



oh its possible, im not everyone is going to get 80%+ scores, however can you honestly say that this thread doesnt reeks like bullshit? This is a poker forum with starcraft background, many ppl here are virgins or havent fucked over 1 girl and i am possitive that the ex or curent GFs of these guys def look much worse than the % they are voting lol i mean 9%... seriously the top 9% of that list is ridiculously hot, so they are either full of bullshit or all her ex-GFs are supermodels.

Ill put an example, PAV said 3%, when well its obvious Amanda is no near the top 3% of that list and well i guess he has fucked her (i have my serious doubts), so he is full of shit... however he is not the one im aiming my attacks to because i think he has "issues" so his 3% might be true lol.


Baal, please stop, keep me out of your conversations please, insult me but don't disrespect my gf like that. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and such comments that you made are hurtful to read, so i ask you politely to stop.

===== mrpav.com =====Last edit: 08/06/2008 20:21

Narious   Canada. Jun 07 2008 23:57. Posts 4800

64% Sober enough to still pretend to have taste.


rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Jun 08 2008 01:24. Posts 1288


  On June 05 2008 20:24 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



oh its possible, im not everyone is going to get 80%+ scores, however can you honestly say that this thread doesnt reeks like bullshit? This is a poker forum with starcraft background, many ppl here are virgins or havent fucked over 1 girl and i am possitive that the ex or curent GFs of these guys def look much worse than the % they are voting lol i mean 9%... seriously the top 9% of that list is ridiculously hot, so they are either full of bullshit or all her ex-GFs are supermodels.

Ill put an example, PAV said 3%, when well its obvious Amanda is no near the top 3% of that list and well i guess he has fucked her (i have my serious doubts), so he is full of shit... however he is not the one im aiming my attacks to because i think he has "issues" so his 3% might be true lol.


just because someone likes one person in the X% - Y% range doesn't meant they will have sex with anybody at that level or better. some people would only have sex with their girlfriends even if they are 'uglier' than a model that wants it right then and there. your current gf (in my experience anyway) is always the absolute hottest thing on the face of the earth and is automatic #1. not everybody even has a #2 choice, it's just #1 or nothing.


lebowski   Greece. Jun 08 2008 04:13. Posts 9205

the thing is
u know which women you'd fuck if u had no gf
so it's a different thing to say I wouldn't fuck her because I have a gf.

and it's obvious why many ppl would think they seem cooler if they throw in a small percentage (I live a baller life etc)

it's also obvious why these numbers are doubtful

but ok,maybe some guys are really that picky

edit: NOT

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...Last edit: 08/06/2008 04:14

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 08 2008 04:52. Posts 1760

LP.net is so entertaining. and i love how baal pushed pav to a point where he wouldn't use his fucking smiley.

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 08 2008 20:21. Posts 3069


  On June 08 2008 03:52 Royal_Rumble wrote:
LP.net is so entertaining. and i love how baal pushed pav to a point where he wouldn't use his fucking smiley.



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tomson    Poland. Jun 09 2008 09:19. Posts 1982

Baal,

Dissing his girlfriend like that is pretty low.

About the test - personally I'd feel pretty dirty if I fucked a girl didn't find attractive. But with that being said if you find less than 15% attractive enough for a one night stand you are extremely picky. And I do agree that if a person is picky like that he should have game to live up to his standards, otherwise he will be unhappy.

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spets1   Australia. Jun 11 2008 10:20. Posts 2179

i reckon virgins are more picky than people who have had more sex. I used to be picky when i was a virgin but now i my VPIP has gone much higher. Its just like poker, the more practice you have the more you can open up your game, loosen up and raise up your VPIP

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tloapc   Pitcairn. Jun 11 2008 12:39. Posts 2591

lol this thread is so backwards

the ppl with the high % get all defensive when imo there shouldn't even be an argument because they should be happy that there are so many ppl out there that have a low %
I mean it's like letting a gay guy bother you
gay guys kill two birds for you with one stone if not more
1) they aint competing against u in the trim hunt
2) they are constantly trying to convert/take away guys that ARE ur competition
3) they know TONs of hot trim
anyone with any common sense should welcome gays or low vpip % guys,
not try to convert him into being straight
-.-a

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Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jun 11 2008 12:42. Posts 3047

I don't think the thread is even half as backwards as you, tloapc

I don't believe you have ever met a gay guy in your life who has ever seriously discussed trying to 'convert' anybody.

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k2o4   United States. Jun 11 2008 12:52. Posts 4803

51% and I was being really loose, making sure to factor in alcohol

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tloapc   Pitcairn. Jun 11 2008 12:52. Posts 2591

haha
u keep thinking if u think there are no gay guys in the army trying to convert noone
keeeep thinking

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Fox   . Jun 11 2008 13:51. Posts 3110

how the hell is this still a thread.


tloapc   Pitcairn. Jun 11 2008 14:11. Posts 2591

because the 2nd time round ur score changes?

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Stat.Quo   Somalia. Jun 11 2008 14:21. Posts 1228

answered honestly 75% lol, woulda been higher but the goth chicks dont do it for me


Stat.Quo   Somalia. Jun 11 2008 14:24. Posts 1228

also im drunk right now i dont know if that skews results


Stat.Quo   Somalia. Jun 11 2008 14:43. Posts 1228

girl im with scored 39%, as she clicked some decisions were fucked up, im like really? you wouldnt fuck her?????????


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jun 11 2008 15:14. Posts 10896

56%


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 11 2008 16:10. Posts 34305


  On June 09 2008 08:19 tomson wrote:
Baal,

Dissing his girlfriend like that is pretty low.

About the test - personally I'd feel pretty dirty if I fucked a girl didn't find attractive. But with that being said if you find less than 15% attractive enough for a one night stand you are extremely picky. And I do agree that if a person is picky like that he should have game to live up to his standards, otherwise he will be unhappy.



what in the hell are you talking about, how on earth am i dissing her GF? i just said she is not better looking than the top 3% in that list and that is obvious, yet he was polite and clear he didnt want me to press that issue and that is fine with me but in no way i dissed her GF are u crazy?

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Rekrul   United States. Jun 11 2008 16:20. Posts 3338

baal, it is very weird/taboo to compare a girl to other girls infront of her serious boyfriend

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tomson    Poland. Jun 11 2008 16:29. Posts 1982

Baal,

Doesn't matter whether you state a fact or not, you're involving his girlfriend in a conversation in an inappropriate way. "Nowhere near the top 3%" doesn't sound very nice.

If I found a pic of your mother and said "well, it's obvious why baal doesn't have very high standards - look at his mother. She won't be entering no beauty pageants, I can tell you that." how would you react? Let's assume she is nowhere near the top 3% of those pics.

Peace of mind cant be bought.Last edit: 11/06/2008 16:37

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 11 2008 16:45. Posts 34305


  On June 11 2008 15:29 tomson wrote:
Baal,

Doesn't matter whether you state a fact or not, you're involving his girlfriend in a conversation in an inappropriate way. "Nowhere near the top 3%" doesn't sound very nice.

If I found a pic of your mother and said "well, it's obvious why baal doesn't have very high standards - look at his mother. She won't be entering no beauty pageants, I can tell you that." how would you react? Let's assume she is nowhere near the top 3% of those pics.



If you say my mother is no near the top 3% id say you are damn right, if u say my gf is not in the top 3% id say you are also right, affection does swing ur perception but it doesnt make me blind and stupid.

however PAV asked nicely to not press the issue so i wont but thinking that i said that her GF wasnt in the top 3% is dissing her is ridiculous, just look at the top 3% ffs.

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Rekrul   United States. Jun 11 2008 16:48. Posts 3338

baal i agree i am like you, i wouldn't give a shit, but most people do thats all tomsons saying

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Stygg   Sweden. Jun 11 2008 19:39. Posts 2347

what's the big deal, seriously many of those girls are not gorgeous in any way. besides not everybody fucks everything that moves, sex is not that big a deal for many people. i thought i was pretty generous with my clicks which was 21% or something. i love how baal gets angry at people for supposedly faking a low score


Rekrul   United States. Jun 11 2008 20:03. Posts 3338

he's probably one of those guys that would say something like

'yeah i fucked her last night her pussy was so good'

if you say that kinda stuff kill yourself

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 11 2008 20:13. Posts 34305


  On June 11 2008 19:03 Rekrul wrote:
he's probably one of those guys that would say something like

'yeah i fucked her last night her pussy was so good'

if you say that kinda stuff kill yourself



no i dont, cuz it make no sense o_o, i just find hard to believe that young geeky guys would find a not bad looking girl spread eagle in their beds with no consecuences whatsoever and they would be like "GTFO of my bed bitch i wanna play guitar hero" .

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Rekrul   United States. Jun 11 2008 20:30. Posts 3338

do you know how annoying girls can be afterwards

and just w/e sex is completely overrated, especially if you dont know the girl and there is no feeling involved, plus the minute chance of STDs or pregnancy even if you do use protection, its really just not worth it to some guys who have been around enough to see the truth

i think about everything not just OMG IM HORNY I WANT THAT NOW which is why i scored 15%, plus young plain high school girls are fucking ugly, which is what 85% of those girls were

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FrinkX   United States. Jun 11 2008 20:43. Posts 7562

ur not a real man til ur 3rd std tho

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Rekrul   United States. Jun 11 2008 22:38. Posts 3338

LOLOL

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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 11 2008 23:03. Posts 16784

lmao

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 11 2008 23:46. Posts 3069


  On June 11 2008 19:43 FrinkX wrote:
ur not a real man til ur 3rd std tho



HAHA!!!

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SashineK   Czech Republic. Jun 12 2008 02:01. Posts 24

21% - but pretty LAG for me, since i had to pick the black girl just cuz she's black and some other experiments... :D

Rekrul: So sharp about girlz... :D


AndrewSong    United States. Jun 12 2008 04:25. Posts 2355

1% im a nit. i can't imagine touchin girls over 105lb. never did and never will.


Muhweli   Finland. Jun 12 2008 05:44. Posts 10663


  On June 12 2008 03:25 AndrewSong wrote:
1% im a nit. i can't imagine touchin girls over 105lb. never did and never will.



Preetty sure the only way to get 1% is to pick the guy in there, and ignore the hotties. Pretty sure this test wasn't meant for you.

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rANDY   United Kingdom. Jun 12 2008 06:21. Posts 2223

20%


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 12 2008 07:28. Posts 34305


  On June 11 2008 19:30 Rekrul wrote:
do you know how annoying girls can be afterwards

and just w/e sex is completely overrated, especially if you dont know the girl and there is no feeling involved, plus the minute chance of STDs or pregnancy even if you do use protection, its really just not worth it to some guys who have been around enough to see the truth

i think about everything not just OMG IM HORNY I WANT THAT NOW which is why i scored 15%, plus young plain high school girls are fucking ugly, which is what 85% of those girls were



stds, pregnancy or annoying after-sex are not included in the poll...

or maybe... quoting a predator in one of those Chris Hansen shows: "My horny level is too high" :D

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 12 2008 07:29. Posts 34305

also while drunk my VPIP goes higher but my preflop raise gets weaker and that isnt good ROFL.

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AndrewSong    United States. Jun 12 2008 09:37. Posts 2355

what the fuck. i just went thru the whole thread and it seems like i'm the weirdo. i only saw one girl id waste my time on. i have no idea how some of u have more then 30% vpip. Do u guys have to fuck every other week or something?? To those with 30% + vpip i'm interested in how many different girls you fucked.


AndrewSong    United States. Jun 12 2008 09:38. Posts 2355


fk it

 Last edit: 12/06/2008 17:53

Rekrul   United States. Jun 12 2008 10:17. Posts 3338


  On June 12 2008 06:28 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



stds, pregnancy or annoying after-sex are not included in the poll...

or maybe... quoting a predator in one of those Chris Hansen shows: "My horny level is too high" :D



ummm if that shit isn't included in that poll then its the most pointless pathetic poll ever, obviously it has to be included to make it interesting and fun

and andrew, wtf 40+

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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Jun 12 2008 10:53. Posts 1848


  On June 12 2008 08:37 AndrewSong wrote:
what the fuck. i just went thru the whole thread and it seems like i'm the weirdo. i only saw one girl id waste my time on. i have no idea how some of u have more then 30% vpip. Do u guys have to fuck every other week or something?? To those with 30% + vpip i'm interested in how many different girls you fucked.



Do we have to fuck...every other WEEK?

You have no sex drive at all.


sChOuA   Switzerland. Jun 12 2008 15:39. Posts 2302

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AndrewSong    United States. Jun 12 2008 17:40. Posts 2355


  On June 12 2008 09:53 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
Show nested quote +



Do we have to fuck...every other WEEK?

You have no sex drive at all.


naw. I have sex every other day. I meant that as in do u guys fuck different girls every other week


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 12 2008 18:05. Posts 34305


  On June 04 2008 00:13 PplusAD wrote:
lol

VPIP = 13 %




Proof #1 ppl are just full of shit (sorry to put u as example )

From his last blog entry:


  But she looks semi-decent in the newer ones and she looked decent enough Real Life that id do her eaz
here are some newer pics of her


and her pic:




ladies and gentleman, i rest my case.

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Exhilarate   United States. Jun 16 2008 02:10. Posts 5453

a lot of these girls are ugly as hell. mine was 7%


Loco   Canada. Jun 16 2008 02:48. Posts 21013

lol baal

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

PandaSaurus   Australia. Jun 16 2008 03:02. Posts 1651

Wtf, 60% of the girls in this test were better than the pic Baal posted.

... 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 16 2008 03:35. Posts 34305

did i fucking own the thread or what?

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lebowski   Greece. Jun 16 2008 03:55. Posts 9205

lol

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Fraser   Canada. Jun 18 2008 18:15. Posts 4605

i'm with baal on this one... which is weird. The second time I went through I was pretty strict and just picked girls that I was definitely attracted to and still got 24%. maybe I'm a sucker for a pretty smile, but I dunno how u can be under 20% on this test.

also when you think about it, what baal said about pav's girlfriend is almost a compliment. don't worry pav we all think amanda's hot. In fact i just added her to facebook. <3 the beach pics man, A+.


Loco   Canada. Jun 18 2008 18:20. Posts 21013

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

vegable   United States. Jun 18 2008 18:35. Posts 2453

THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH

Stir fry Normandy 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 18 2008 18:56. Posts 34305

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Loco   Canada. Jun 18 2008 19:18. Posts 21013

I'm not going to do the 4chan chain as I feel I might throw up the closer it gets.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

iop   Sweden. Jun 18 2008 19:20. Posts 4951

right now

as ,long as shes not russian im doing her, if shes russian im raping her

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Nacta   Denmark. Jun 18 2008 19:39. Posts 97

56%, i'm not so picky.

FU MODS, WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY SIG!?!! 

Nacta   Denmark. Jun 18 2008 19:41. Posts 97

I wanna try this test when I'm drunk though.

FU MODS, WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY SIG!?!! 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 18 2008 19:45. Posts 34305


  On June 18 2008 18:18 Loco wrote:
I'm not going to do the 4chan chain as I feel I might throw up the closer it gets.



lol fun spoiler

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Cray0ns   United States. Jun 18 2008 22:31. Posts 993

Definitely needs options for raise, limp, openshove, defend in the blinds against lp steal and repop obv.

 Last edit: 18/06/2008 22:34

p-halt   United States. Jun 19 2008 01:17. Posts 345

i got 100%...


BiggerBalls   United Kingdom. Sep 02 2009 06:40. Posts 12

8% no asians..

Captain of the table 

OjKa   United Kingdom. Sep 02 2009 06:45. Posts 210

21%

i swear theres a ginger guy half way down and about 2/3rds down there are two rows of transvestites


ReDDcaFFe   Bulgaria. Sep 02 2009 06:52. Posts 1172

64% and i am sober

I cant wait to take their money 

AcroN   Norway. Sep 02 2009 06:53. Posts 568

14%, and i felt like id be doing some semi charity work in the process there.


rednalluk   Sweden. Sep 02 2009 06:58. Posts 626

15%, and that's pushing it. Dont think it would change if I was drunk. Dont think I'd appreciate more than 60% of those I picked, but I figured I'd do them anyway and regret it later.


Nadeem   Belgium. Sep 02 2009 07:03. Posts 448

4%

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Baalim   Mexico. Sep 02 2009 07:10. Posts 34305

lolol i didnt remember this thread, i totally laid pipe on PplusAD ROFL.


It should be mandatory to post a pic of yourself when giving your score (especially low % ones), i bet it would be hilarious.

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SpasticInk   Sweden. Sep 02 2009 07:12. Posts 6298

oh.. i have changed

first time i got 21 %

redid today and got 56% =)


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Sep 02 2009 07:15. Posts 3941

37%


terrybunny19240   United States. Sep 02 2009 07:17. Posts 13829

I changed too, pretty sure I scored way lower last time (I just went thru every page and couldn't find if I posted lol). I scored 46% just now but I was being a little extra loose, though I used the proper criteria of "laying on my bed ready to fuck immediately".

But IRL my 'interests' have broadened quite a bit in the past 1 year, so this reflects that too..

and after meeting nazgul IRL and see the nazgirl picture I ROFL'd sick hard.

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 07:19

Loco   Canada. Sep 02 2009 07:21. Posts 21013

lol at the girlnazgul

gold

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

toby71au   Australia. Sep 02 2009 08:53. Posts 160

73% 1st time 89% a second go around. Drunk and no regrets would be higher

when you reach the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on!  

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Sep 02 2009 09:09. Posts 9634

so i redid it again and got 15% again ... kinda hard to select more girls when there r no bodies included in pix
and Baal actually i think the guys that got super high scores just live in places where hot girls arent something common or w/e
sry but like 50% of the face's of teh picture hide a fat body or w/e pretty sure of that


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Sep 02 2009 09:11. Posts 8918

Either they changed some of the uglies with pretties or I just went over it too quick but I got a whopping 88% on this go :o ... maybe gonna try again later after I rub one out.


lebowski   Greece. Sep 02 2009 09:14. Posts 9205

ah,LP's good times...

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Twisted    Netherlands. Sep 02 2009 09:45. Posts 10422

49%.

Has the thing changed or what, I remember scoring lower. Maybe my perception has changed ;o

turn-on: cute faces
turn-off: goths and skanks

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 09:46

moneypoker   Poland. Sep 02 2009 10:10. Posts 693

they had to change something I got 61% now

you win some, you lose some... 

Stygg   Sweden. Sep 02 2009 10:11. Posts 2347


  On September 02 2009 06:21 Loco wrote:
lol at the girlnazgul

gold



you mean nazgurl


n0rthf4ce    United States. Sep 02 2009 10:17. Posts 8119

57% lol

www.cardrunners.com 

ytricky   Germany. Sep 02 2009 10:59. Posts 600

58%


Svenman87   United States. Sep 02 2009 11:07. Posts 4636

It all feels the same when you close your eyes

retook the test from over a year ago
Jun 08 - 73%
Sept 2 - 69%

lol :[ I'm a whore I think....

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 11:09

ggplz   Sweden. Sep 02 2009 11:29. Posts 16784

i think i had like 21% or something last time but cba going to check

36% this time

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Samsung   Poland. Sep 02 2009 11:36. Posts 238

6%, its propably because my girl is so hot....


Sicks Macks   United States. Sep 02 2009 11:54. Posts 3929

Weird test. I got 21%, but seriously I'm a lot higher than that in my age cohort. Too many white girls with tall foreheads who can't dress.

Mr. Will Throwit 

Sicks Macks   United States. Sep 02 2009 11:55. Posts 3929

My 6-max VPIP is actually pretty much exactly 21 too. lol.

Mr. Will Throwit 

ToD   France. Sep 02 2009 12:12. Posts 191

9% ... not diversified enough pool to chose from.


NeillyJQ   United States. Sep 02 2009 12:16. Posts 8947

VPIP = 52%

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Zorglub   Denmark. Sep 02 2009 12:45. Posts 2870


  On June 03 2008 18:44 mrpav.com wrote:
Show nested quote +



no


http://www.pokermuscle.com/orlando/DSC00179.JPG

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

hallizh   Iceland. Sep 02 2009 13:09. Posts 110

16%

I kinda thought I was loose on my pickings ...

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live his whole life believing that it is stupid. -Albert Einstein 

RICHI8   United States. Sep 02 2009 13:13. Posts 1341

4%.

I'm a picky mofo. There might have been a couple others I could have thrown in there but I think I'm 7% at the most.


SugoGosu   Korea (South). Sep 02 2009 13:15. Posts 1793

5% i'm a nit.

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

longple    Sweden. Sep 02 2009 13:21. Posts 4472

LOL

  On June 03 2008 21:20 longple wrote:
3% ;o




11% now, ive loosened up lolz

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 13:25

hallizh   Iceland. Sep 02 2009 13:22. Posts 110

Redid it fro 35% ... I really cant go lower, no clue how u can get 50% +

Some of them are just chubby, emo, old, too young, goth or plain ugly.

Also - there are TWO boys there. I'm pretty sure some of you clicked one of em.



or well... I hope to god that they're dudes.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live his whole life believing that it is stupid. -Albert Einstein 

hallizh   Iceland. Sep 02 2009 13:26. Posts 110


  On September 02 2009 06:10 Baal wrote:
lolol i didnt remember this thread, i totally laid pipe on PplusAD ROFL.


It should be mandatory to post a pic of yourself when giving your score (especially low % ones), i bet it would be hilarious.




0.5%

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live his whole life believing that it is stupid. -Albert EinsteinLast edit: 02/09/2009 13:26

Twisted    Netherlands. Sep 02 2009 13:40. Posts 10422

Just gotta imagine them lying on your bed naked and asking yourself.. would I hit it? And I'm sure everyone would get close to 50%.


SfydjkLm   Belarus. Sep 02 2009 13:45. Posts 3810

63%
I think people who get low numbers are thinking of whom they date not whom they fuck. Once you consider there is no persuasion involved your standards rapidly drop.

*wink wink* 

longple    Sweden. Sep 02 2009 13:46. Posts 4472


  On September 02 2009 12:40 Twisted wrote:
Just gotta imagine them lying on your bed naked and asking yourself.. would I hit it? And I'm sure everyone would get close to 50%.




in 80% of the cases i think it helps alot if they are not naked when ur gonna have to make that decision. cuz there is alooooot of ugly gals on that test..


TheGuru   Sweden. Sep 02 2009 14:06. Posts 532

Anything over 30% is just burning money

There is no such thing as luck. There is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe. - Robert A. Heinlein (Time Enough for Love) 

Fujikura   United States. Sep 02 2009 14:15. Posts 1795

I am a nit, I got 13% :[ I think it's just cuz I'm horny though cuz realistically I wouldn't fuck a lot of these chicks unless I was drunk LOL

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

Loco   Canada. Sep 02 2009 14:19. Posts 21013


  On September 02 2009 13:06 TheGuru wrote:
Anything over 30% is just burning money



?? i don't get it

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Shenny   Canada. Sep 02 2009 14:33. Posts 1514

lol, who dug this up? Anyway, found my old quote lol.


  On June 04 2008 09:58 Shenny wrote:
62%



But I did it again, and...

65%. Still haven't fixed leaks I guess.


freezes   United States. Sep 02 2009 14:54. Posts 26

45%


KeanuReaver   United States. Sep 02 2009 15:09. Posts 2022

46%
not very many legitimately hot girls but there are quite a few fuckable ones

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

pokerboy   Poland. Sep 02 2009 15:28. Posts 47

4% ... wow

aka iG.Aura! :) From BW to Poker... 

CrownRoyal   United States. Sep 02 2009 15:30. Posts 11386

rofl @ pplusad and nazgirl

WHAT IS THIS 

ConquistadoR   Germany. Sep 02 2009 15:31. Posts 1952

17% I had. But the problem is, you cant see their bodies.. some of them surely would become very fuckable if the body was shown.

0 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 02 2009 16:35. Posts 7292

Shit 53%

im such a fish

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

ShLiM   United Kingdom. Sep 02 2009 16:43. Posts 940

69% SHIP IT

Seat 5: patatino showed [Qd 2d] and won ($609,730) with a pair of Twos 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 02 2009 16:45. Posts 7292


  On September 02 2009 06:10 Baal wrote:
lolol i didnt remember this thread, i totally laid pipe on PplusAD ROFL.


It should be mandatory to post a pic of yourself when giving your score (especially low % ones), i bet it would be hilarious.



Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 02 2009 16:45. Posts 7292

epic bump btw

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 02 2009 16:48. Posts 7292

Lol @ every guy who said below 20%. Your clearly gay if your that low. It's not some "Is this chick hot?" survey, it's "Would you fuck her?". HUGE difference between the two!~

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 02 2009 16:49. Posts 7292


  On September 02 2009 12:40 Twisted wrote:
Just gotta imagine them lying on your bed naked and asking yourself.. would I hit it? And I'm sure everyone would get close to 50%.



qft

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

SirBlotto   Germany. Sep 02 2009 16:50. Posts 1270


  On June 04 2008 11:42 SirBlotto wrote:
5%



over one year later 42%

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 17:39

rANDY   United Kingdom. Sep 02 2009 17:20. Posts 2223


  On June 12 2008 05:21 rANDY wrote:
20%



15 months later, 35%


terrybunny19240   United States. Sep 02 2009 19:32. Posts 13829


  On September 02 2009 15:45 JonnyCosMo wrote:
Show nested quote +






LOL I knew evan had it in him



  On September 02 2009 08:11 EvilSky wrote:
Either they changed some of the uglies with pretties or I just went over it too quick but I got a whopping 88% on this go :o ... maybe gonna try again later after I rub one out.



ROFL. this will definitely lower your score by 10-20% IMO

my perception of things that are hot / arousing changes a lot from my 'normal' everyday mode, and my rly horny mode

 Last edit: 02/09/2009 19:35

Highcard   Canada. Sep 02 2009 20:32. Posts 5428

a nice 35%

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

FlopedtheJoint   Canada. Sep 02 2009 20:56. Posts 518

62% lol

I am el gringo 

FlopedtheJoint   Canada. Sep 02 2009 21:13. Posts 518

I just re-did it and got 71%. I can't believe people have standards on this site.

I am el gringo 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 02 2009 23:50. Posts 12159

99%

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUserLast edit: 02/09/2009 23:57

newbie.cjb   United States. Sep 03 2009 00:20. Posts 3096

100%

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

Baalim   Mexico. Sep 03 2009 00:38. Posts 34305

ive always looked at nits with disdain, but never as much as i do in this thread

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SemPeR   Canada. Sep 03 2009 01:58. Posts 2288

80, after considerable skimming when I got bored near the end.


Guillaume   Peru. Sep 03 2009 02:44. Posts 272

33% =//

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

longple    Sweden. Sep 03 2009 03:11. Posts 4472

you guys are sad ;(


sirracksalot   United States. Sep 03 2009 04:23. Posts 2299

58%

haters gonna hate 

whamm!   Albania. Sep 03 2009 05:31. Posts 11625

43% coz im a greedy bastard


consideratio   Sweden. Sep 03 2009 05:39. Posts 112

55%!


EscapingR   Netherlands. Sep 03 2009 05:58. Posts 2353

54% and some only when I am drunk :D, guys with 50%+ have too low standards imo -_-


Etherone   Canada. Sep 03 2009 06:25. Posts 753

18%


Naib   Hungary. Sep 03 2009 06:42. Posts 968

28%, that means I'm a LAG-tard?

Edit: Obligatory pic of self (old)

My favourite line is Bet/Fold. I bet, you fold.Last edit: 03/09/2009 06:56

Sliggy   Australia. Sep 03 2009 10:50. Posts 742

So what was it like playing a werewolf in Twilight 2 ?

sup 

Tycho   Netherlands. Sep 03 2009 11:27. Posts 1553

46%

Poker is fun. 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Sep 03 2009 12:16. Posts 8918


  On September 03 2009 09:50 Sliggy wrote:
So what was it like playing a werewolf in Twilight 2 ?


oh did you just own yourself.. lol


Bigbobm   United States. Sep 03 2009 12:19. Posts 5512


  On September 03 2009 04:58 EscapingR wrote:
54% and some only when I am drunk :D, guys with 50%+ have too low standards imo -_-



This isn't about standards. Were not dating this girl, were fucking her. That's it.

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

ggplz   Sweden. Sep 03 2009 12:22. Posts 16784

so basically

vpip = would fuck if she was on your bed naked
pfr = would pursue

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

daysare   Poland. Sep 03 2009 12:31. Posts 670

0.5% guess who..










































lol no!! fkn kiddin..


Stat.Quo   Somalia. Sep 03 2009 12:53. Posts 1228

70%, I also had morning wood before I started, don't know how much that changed shit.


ConquistadoR   Germany. Sep 03 2009 13:39. Posts 1952

A lot, trust me.

0 

TheTank   United States. Sep 03 2009 14:24. Posts 830

51%

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

TheTank   United States. Sep 03 2009 14:26. Posts 830

some of u ppl with 3% are some sick fucks.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

barbieman   Sweden. Sep 03 2009 15:34. Posts 2132

52%, also wtf at ppl with substantially lower vpip.


phasE89   Czech Republic. Sep 03 2009 15:48. Posts 201

55%... i think something like 45-55% is standart


Rocketshiptrip   Sweden. Sep 03 2009 18:19. Posts 476

18%, and I was feeling a bit frisky.


MiPwnYa    Brasil. Sep 03 2009 18:55. Posts 5230

9% but i dont like white gurls


Baalim   Mexico. Sep 03 2009 19:02. Posts 34305


  On September 03 2009 13:26 TheTank wrote:
some of u ppl with 3% are some sick fucks.



or gay... i mean if you take into account that around 10% of men are gay, some posts makes a lot of sense.

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Layogurt   United States. Sep 03 2009 20:55. Posts 25

lolol 49% did seriously


SolkS   Mexico. Sep 03 2009 21:46. Posts 109

4%

HATS OFF! 

EscapingR   Netherlands. Sep 03 2009 21:56. Posts 2353


  On September 03 2009 11:22 concrescence wrote:
so basically

vpip = would fuck if she was on your bed naked
pfr = would pursue



hmm this changes it a bit, but not really a lot though :D


BalloonFight   United States. Sep 03 2009 23:24. Posts 1380

20%

I'm pretty sure theres at least 5 men in that list.


Sacr3D   Canada. Sep 04 2009 13:15. Posts 514

72%

I shouldn't have been playing with my cock at the same time...


Newblish   Canada. Sep 04 2009 13:32. Posts 560

35%

prob be higher if i could see more. Prob woulda got 45%+

 Last edit: 04/09/2009 13:42

genjix   China. Sep 04 2009 19:50. Posts 2677

i just scored substantially higher on this test than when i did it before i got into poker.

like triple what i got before.

too many nights in this year... lmao

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