funny VPIP test

http://ironsist.server3.tibit.de/vpip/vpip

I wonder who is the laggiest LPer (floofy?)

17% yo !

%3

28% and i thought I was a nit

43%

i win

and this is assuming i'm drunk^^

93%

83% lol, im laggier than Midian

18% but thats sober tho, i guess drunk adds another 10-15% to vpip!

On June 03 2008 18:24 VanDerMeyde wrote: 93%

ah fuck vikings they would fun anything that moves... i knew i shouldnt have been so picky.

On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %3

you missclicked on some girl + last picture or what ? :D
3% is hell of a nit imo..

asdf missed some rows. Redid it, got 40%

27%

On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %1

corrected sir

can't see their body? :/

9%

On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %1 corrected sir

muhahahhaha .)

i was sorta torn tho
like theres a group of 'sort of maybe would' in one section.. say i want to 33% fuck each of them? can i score a tick in one random box?

insufficient reproduction material

00011001011101010101

lol

61%

29% which is wierd cuz im usually picky w women.

i NEARLY misclicked a chick with cross-eyes and said out loud

"whoa whoa whoa..."

LOL

you guys getting numbers below 30% are virgins or something wtf

On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %1 corrected sir

With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.

73%

pav come out of the closet plz

jesus christ im a nit

6%

lol

i got 36% btw. but i wouldn't make eye contact with some of those fuglies

On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz

no

On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz

Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about

On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about

i think others should be coming outta the closet...

41%

serious milf in there

23%

is it just me or is the last person a dude?

On June 03 2008 18:52 shaneomac wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote:   On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about i think others should be coming outta the closet...

yea ur right i pulled that nr outta my ass. Prolly should be 90%

21%, ROFL @ the guy pic at the end
some were autopicks cause of nice boobs
others cause of facial features
gimme enough drinks and i'm sure i'd up my vpip by a mile though

On June 03 2008 18:53 iop wrote: 23%

slut

26%

On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about

and this is relevant how?

16%

So Pav you think that there are only 3 or 2 women in there hotter than your GF? or u admit ur GF is ugly o_oa

On June 03 2008 18:43 EmKey wrote: jesus christ im a nit 6%

hmm maybe you should click the last pic

28% sober, probably 90% drunk

21 %.. probably a lot more in reality tough but I was really picky here.

On June 03 2008 18:54 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:47 EmKey wrote:   On June 03 2008 18:40 CrownRoyal wrote: pav come out of the closet plz Half of the lp would hit his Amanda. So dunno wtf ru talking about and this is relevant how?

is this a level ? if so u got me

On June 03 2008 18:55 Stygg wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:43 EmKey wrote: jesus christ im a nit 6% hmm maybe you should click the last pic

not really my thing

So wtf that 6% means?

it means ur a gigantic nit

40%

but honestly that should be changed to anything that fucking moves atm....

A lot of those look like Fat Girl Angle shots to me. Learn: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot

13%

0.5% -> the blonde in the bikini at the beach

86%
thats sober

On June 03 2008 18:37 mrpav.com wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote:   On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %1 corrected sir With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.

the 3% is the dude at the end....

pav which ones did you click then?

On June 03 2008 18:24 VanDerMeyde wrote: 93%

thats drunk? seriously i was as loose as i could with my 86%....

On June 03 2008 19:27 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:24 VanDerMeyde wrote: 93% I really had 100% because I'm still a virgin, and as you probably know. We aren't THAT picky....

On June 03 2008 18:54 Stygg wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:53 iop wrote: 23% slut

that was in "drunk" mode though

53% lol at the last one(=seriace)

waiting for yugless to come in here and score 1%...

..or WILL she??

27%.

3% is impossible...even brad pitt would have a higher vpip

65% being a bit generous... they really aren't that bad

26% lol

41% but when you can't see the body in half the pictures how can you really know for sure?

Somehow I think that 99% of the nits scoring <15% would add an extra 30% in real life if any of those "almost" girls came up to them and flirted.

On June 03 2008 19:03 hawking wrote: A lot of those look like Fat Girl Angle shots to me. Learn: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot

qft

15% being generous

23%

83% u fags. a bunch of patrick antoniouses up in herre

20%, but there were some maybes in there as well.

28% for some reason i thought it was also going to break down the underage + tranny picks

91% . . .yeah I don't get many girls. Or as my whore of a friend would put it, "I have a very small Bitchflow."

99% if nobody were to ever find out
95% otherwise

Which should technically give me a small percentage. . lol. but I'm just lazy when it comes to girls

On June 03 2008 18:37 mrpav.com wrote: Show nested quote + On June 03 2008 18:29 Baal wrote:   On June 03 2008 18:17 mrpav.com wrote: %1 corrected sir With females i'm picky, since you can't talk to them and only basing on pics, i'm sticking with my %3. It would of prob been %2 because i was 50/50 on 1 pic. I'm a long term type of guy so I get quality from the get go and stick to it.

What a toolish thing to say.

75

i think theres like 3 guys randomly scattered throughout

On June 03 2008 20:43 Bigbobm wrote: 99% if nobody were to ever find out 95% otherwise

lol respect

23%

jesus i missed a lot on the first shot
omg i laughed so fucking hard when I saw the guy at the end 8D

100%
right now i fuck anything that moves

10% but thats way too much for given pictures, had no gf 24+hrs...
god almighty why only show faces on these pics I care bout sexy body and tits size should be 3+, also being tall and thin is required to qualify....

On June 03 2008 20:59 Loco wrote: 19% jesus i missed a lot on the first shot omg i laughed so fucking hard when I saw the guy at the end 8D

look mid 28th from top "lady in red" is a guy or just look too manly.... or did u pick it greeny too ffs?

lol loco
i redid the test after reading your post
9% -> 14% haha still a nit

haha ;D

8%

3% ;o

6%, im picky as hell, as long as im not drunk atleast

firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)

9%
hottest imo:








just kidding but this girl takes a dump on everyone else

6% NIT NIT NIT.

wtf at people saying 9%

your either a ridiculous pick up artist, hate sex, or never get laid lol

lol 9% such a nit

19%

like theres a group of 'sort of maybe would' in one section..

yeah, anybody who was borderline I clicked anyway

so it could be lower.

you guys are such liars seriously

remember the question is "would you sleep with the girl in a one night stand assuming u dont need to pay anything or seduce anything". its what it means

they arent asking if you would likr her to be your wife or something

wow that chick is so hot. anyone turn that down?

i redid the test being SUPER PICKY as if i was some sort of super fuckmaster who gets laid 3 times a day and i still got 25% -_-

On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote: firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)

hahahaahhaahahahahaha!!!!!

omg im in tears now... more about the fact that now i know i would fuck Naz if he had long hair ROFL.

You people are so full of shit its plain hillarious.

9% lol yeah buddy right.

people giving us 9%...wtf.

I finished like 1/10 of it and was having trouble finding shit not to click. T_T

40% ship it.

77% i dont know how any1 can get less than 50%

btw i dont drink

33%

9%

OH AND BTW some of em look 14...those have green borders OBV

13% and I was generous

36

lol

VPIP = 13 %

problem is it probably would be a bit higher if i could see the body of somes
but most of the girls where ugly imo. ( only 4-6 or so where really hot ..rest of the girls i clicked were nice but nothing special)

14%

and
10000000x

;]

haha yeha that girl is an insane biatch
id do her 3-5 times a day for 1 year straight without getting bored i guess

im rly picky when it comes to women, and i got 29%, so those of u saying 9% gtfo. its fun, and i picked anyone who i felt could get the benefit of the doubt.

i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves

On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote: firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)

UIAHSDIAHUDSAIUHGIAUHSDHAHUIDSASUHDAISUHDAIUSHDIUHAISUHF

OMFG

GOLD

On June 04 2008 00:30 Karma wrote: i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves

thats all of em right there obv

i shouldve put that on a spoiler cuz that picture is going to tilt the hell outta some ppl

49%, I think there were a couple transexuals out there too lol

On June 04 2008 00:45 shaneomac wrote: Show nested quote + On June 04 2008 00:30 Karma wrote: i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves thats all of em right there obv

this just killed me
so hard


i find it so hard to believe that if a girl was in your bed completely naked/std free/no chance of prego that most of you would say, "No thanks." you all do realize that you will just be having sex with her. you won't marry her, and you wont have to show her off to your friends/family. honestly if you said under 30% i would have to believe that you either haven't had sex, or don't enjoy it.

19% guess im tight

always when I see that guido picture i get creeped out by the guy in the back with the pink shirt. eery shit

possible men candidates

ugly goth chick / man / ugly girl that looks like dustyswededude

dumb virgins

46%

I think I could get drunk and get somewhat close to 100%.

23%, but i'm striving for 100%, maybe then i can get laid for once :D

wow u really do get a higher vpip ur 2nd time around
wtf is up with that

51%

did it again got 66%

On June 04 2008 00:45 shaneomac wrote: Show nested quote + On June 04 2008 00:30 Karma wrote: i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves thats all of em right there obv

seriously, who are these ppl?
every time I see them they put me on tilt

about the test
39% I have to admit I was a bit "what the hell,If noone ever knew" for some of them though

On June 03 2008 21:28 Karma wrote: firstthing i thought of was nazgul lol (insta clicked obv)

LOOOOOOOOOL

redone the test

1st try 13%
2nd try 54/200 = 27%

in my 1st try i probably was too harsh and only choose the very good lokings
in my 2nd try i actually imagined the girl would try to kiss me and stuff and id be a bit drunk
i think 27% gets pretty close to the truth here

redid it but I'm still a nit, 29%

think I missed some of them the first time around

On June 03 2008 19:12 collegesucks wrote: 0.5% -> the blonde in the bikini at the beach

virgin obv.

most of you people lie or misunderstand what they really ask.

Exactly i think ppl are missunderstanding this simple queston.

they are not asking, who are u attracted to?, or who would you chase or go talk to in a club in order to fuck?


This is a "would you hit it or not?" girl eagle spread in your bed, seriously you would just say no to 85% of those women lying in ur bed because u rather play DOTA or something? lol pathetic.

For some reason some think putting a 9% or 14% makes u cool or a sick womanizing baller but in reality it would just make you a nerd with the lowest sexual drive and testosterone production ever.

Did it again and got 17%. Some of you guys must be pretty desperate

not everyone is the same, sex is not as important for some as it is for others

and come on, some of those chicks are fugly. nerd or not, i stick with my 21%. probably 30-40% if i'm drunk but no fkin way i would ever have much higher than that, drunk, drugged or whatever

In reality they are not just eagle spread in your bed and just gone after, always the next day...

On June 04 2008 07:30 Baal wrote: Exactly i think ppl are missunderstanding this simple queston. they are not asking, who are u attracted to?, or who would you chase or go talk to in a club in order to fuck? This is a "would you hit it or not?" girl eagle spread in your bed, seriously you would just say no to 85% of those women lying in ur bed because u rather play DOTA or something? lol pathetic. For some reason some think putting a 9% or 14% makes u cool or a sick womanizing baller but in reality it would just make you a nerd with the lowest sexual drive and testosterone production ever.

To some people, having something better to do besides fucking ugly girls doesn't mean playing video games. There aren't enough hours in the day to do everything I'd like to do anyway, and I spend very little time just dicking around these days. Maybe people who have nothing going on in their life feel they need to fill the void with fucking ugly girls. Forgive us for being so pathetic as to have things to do.

thats very deep Freak[s.siR]

im touched

19%

I thought I was going to be higher.

On June 04 2008 04:52 lebowski wrote: Show nested quote + On June 04 2008 00:45 shaneomac wrote:   On June 04 2008 00:30 Karma wrote: i want the people getting sub 15% to post a picture of themselves thats all of em right there obv seriously, who are these ppl? every time I see them they put me on tilt about the test 39% I have to admit I was a bit "what the hell,If noone ever knew" for some of them though

We call this Italians were i'm from and after the club they go to their jobs at burger king.

23% drunk

6% sober

65%, which makes sense if were getting 2 to 1.

12%. Beer might add another 10-20%

67%

Edit: The below 30% dudes might think they're ballers or something, but they probably are lacking in the libido department. You're really telling me you would choose only 30 percent of these girls when you get to f them without any consequences whatsoever?

too bad for you people answering 15%, that 85% of girls doesnt want you (and amongst those 85% is not the top 15 ), so unless you outcrossed all the good looking girls except the 15% most geekish ones, you are fucked :D

OBSERVATION: You guys answer this test the same way as girls would the other way around ^^

On June 04 2008 02:24 DustySwedeDude wrote: 46% I think I could get drunk and get somewhat close to 100%.

i dunno the bottom 5% are like very ugly fat and old womens or guys....

anyway imo people answering below 25% either lie or really dont understand the question.
even people answering 25-40% are really picky

11.5 %

i just personally have little to no desire to go out and hook up with random chicks. i'm just a relationship man

On June 04 2008 09:34 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On June 04 2008 02:24 DustySwedeDude wrote: 46% I think I could get drunk and get somewhat close to 100%. i dunno the bottom 5% are like very ugly fat and old womens or guys.... anyway imo people answering below 25% either lie or really dont understand the question. even people answering 25-40% are really picky

Yea I guess. The thing is that I follow something I call "The Law of Hannes" which states that a girl is only too ugly too fuck if you can't get your penis hard due to too much alcohol when you're drunk enough to think she's pretty. I'm 21... However, I guess it's hard to get it over 90% without some serious shitfacedness

27%

62%

75%
me= donk fish

79%, I got no problems fucking a fat bitch, it's those emo/goth kids I can't get it up for.