mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:02. Posts 3069
Now we play poker, but do we know who the poker players are going out with? Post your actual girlfriend pic so we know that even the ugliest ppl can have a hot chick. ( real pic, no celebrity shit )
On June 06 2007 01:10 ConquistadoR wrote:
fuck girls
ya that's the general idea
Explain...in detail.
Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish.
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 02:58. Posts 14026
On June 06 2007 00:31 bigbb33 wrote:
i would wreck that
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TimDawg   United States. Jun 06 2007 03:10. Posts 10197
oh come on PAV you're fooling no one
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
Last edit: 06/06/2007 03:11
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spets1   Australia. Jun 06 2007 03:12. Posts 2179
LOL LOL
hola
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zealot13   Netherlands. Jun 06 2007 04:07. Posts 218
LOL the nurses again :D
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blunt_smokr   United States. Jun 06 2007 04:12. Posts 1314
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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C0n5pir4cy   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 04:37. Posts 1270
this thread is golden
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doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 04:47. Posts 362
I've got hundreds just didn't want to kill the site lol
MOSH GIRL FOREVER
Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish.
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TimDawg   United States. Jun 06 2007 04:52. Posts 10197
sick photo shops doctorstu
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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Jubert69   United States. Jun 06 2007 04:54. Posts 3191
I love how we spent so much time on photoshop just to butcher someone
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doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 04:55. Posts 362
Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish.
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bohus04   Czech Republic. Jun 06 2007 05:16. Posts 536
doctorstu you just put tears of laughter in my eyes
S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose
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pooper-scooper   United States. Jun 06 2007 06:27. Posts 1127
Mr. Pav, your GF is very fine.
I was actually going to post my GF because she is also cute, but now I'm afraid she'll be trampled by moshzilla! She is only 5'2'' after all.
PS: Your topic got hijacked, happens to the best of us.
Good... Bad... Im the guy with the Gun.
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doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 06:31. Posts 362
Okay last ones, just a few favourites of mine.
Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish.
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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 06:42. Posts 16784
hahaha this is good
yes pav she is nice =]
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
holy sht dude im seriously crying from laughing so hard.
thread of the century
DooMeR: check/fold life
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 12:09. Posts 3069
Well all asian girls always look a little younger then they are, i dont have a problem with that =)
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Syntax   United States. Jun 06 2007 12:10. Posts 4415
LOL at pav and that dude !
rofl@moshzilla
i wonder what its liek to be that girl in real life. knowing that the most horrid photo probably ever taken of her(hopefully) is circling the internet like a nude star pic
wut wut wut
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 12:15. Posts 3069
haha, yeah i know, you mother fuckers and your face editing
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 12:41. Posts 14026
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Gumster   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 12:46. Posts 2290
^ ROFL god
Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 12:56. Posts 3735
hahahahhahaha best forum thread ever
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all_in_4tw   Canada. Jun 06 2007 14:05. Posts 4515
On June 06 2007 19:32 hansen wrote:
whew i was so close to posting something here, but my internet went down for a few minutes and now im more sober
ship it disconnection
c'mon
post away, sober sucks
S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 07 2007 00:18. Posts 3069
yeah, your a genius
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 07 2007 00:32. Posts 14026
lol i love the moshzillas that include that scared guy ahah
he reminds me of Frankie Muniz
pav, more pics of your girlfriend - this time full body shot of just her... in a swimsuit or underwear
Last edit: 07/06/2007 00:33
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Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 07 2007 01:00. Posts 1760
omg loco, you are a genuis. I cracked down laughing.
money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
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iandeezy   United States. Jun 07 2007 01:56. Posts 317
Loco you just made me get chew spit all over my shirt from laughing so hard... but it was worth it.
I pissed myself when I was posting the pictures and I had abdominal cramps
making raszi happy makes my heart warm
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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[vital]Myth   United States. Jun 07 2007 03:02. Posts 12159
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
that pic is definitely my wet dream, 100% of the time. ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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Donald   United States. Jun 07 2007 05:38. Posts 1289
OMFG OMFG I've never laughed so hard and so long from some shit i saw on the internet, I kept thinking the I'd stop laughing after the next photo but man o man, it's sooooo gold
if you always go in with the worst hand youll never have a bad beat story
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Jun 07 2007 07:30. Posts 7243
Baalim   Mexico. Jun 07 2007 15:55. Posts 34252
On June 07 2007 06:33 Skoal wrote:
wait, i don't get it
ur dead inside
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Floofy   Canada. Jun 07 2007 16:21. Posts 8708
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Jun 07 2007 17:57. Posts 8915
Crying here, so funny omg the faces of the guys in the background are priceless.
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blunt_smokr   United States. Jun 07 2007 18:12. Posts 1314
This thread rocks.
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MrArsenal24   United States. Aug 02 2007 22:31. Posts 243
man i hate poker unless im winning
Last edit: 02/08/2007 22:32
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jgallardo   United States. Aug 03 2007 00:40. Posts 44
On June 06 2007 10:57 Chase wrote:
holy sht dude im seriously crying from laughing so hard.
thread of the century
i just sharted myself from laughing so hard.
hard work beats talent, if talent doesnt work hard
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 03 2007 00:46. Posts 16784
nh
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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casinocasino   Canada. Aug 03 2007 03:04. Posts 3343
LOL i love this thread.
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Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 03:51. Posts 513
rofl; all so good
MORE PLEASE??
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tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 03 2007 04:48. Posts 2149
LOLOLOLOLOL... mosh girl doing a back stroke... LOOOOOOOOLLL
On August 03 2007 10:25 vltava wrote:
pav's banning was a long time coming, when did that finally go down?
afaik, mig banned him for 1 week when he made a thread regarding ADZ124 identity.
what was wrong with thats thread strato?
it was the more the fact he felt the need to make bollocks threads every 2 seconds, often with things that could be answered in one sentence. like "how come adz is on all the time" its like he seemed like made threads just for the sake of making them and mayb cos he got erections from people responding in his threads
Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read
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vltava   United States. Aug 03 2007 16:43. Posts 1742
Is it just me or is that one good-looking goat?
tooker: there is very little money in stts.
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Aug 03 2007 16:50. Posts 8915
Its not a goat ! I dont know what it is, but I like it -.-
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humPah   Finland. Aug 03 2007 17:15. Posts 1544
alpacasatwinterbrook.com
Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive.
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Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 03 2007 17:43. Posts 7042
Sweet.
Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 03 2007 20:29. Posts 5882
On August 03 2007 13:31 XeliN wrote:
its like he seemed like made threads just for the sake of making them and mayb cos he got erections from people responding in his threads
lmao
-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja
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xavierk9   United States. Aug 04 2007 00:34. Posts 320
On June 05 2007 21:15 mrpav.com wrote:
Heres Amanda. She's my sister.
Heres me & my Bob
this ones after we went ice skating
still so good
if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy
if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy
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Technics   Bulgaria. Jun 19 2008 03:10. Posts 541
so lmao!!
thx loco :D
Enjoy the game
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lebowski   Greece. Jun 19 2008 03:17. Posts 9205
lol I hadn't seen this thread until now
this is gold <3
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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SemPeR   Canada. Jun 19 2008 11:16. Posts 2288
ack. I'm so late.
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Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jun 19 2008 12:15. Posts 3047
On June 06 2007 05:31 doctorstu wrote:
this, baal, this is how it's done.
'one does not pokertracker into mordor'
it's not even a fucking verb.
The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 19 2008 13:43. Posts 3069
haha, good old thread, how we missed, you, keep them coming
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Sheitan   Canada. Jun 19 2008 13:47. Posts 4217
On June 20 2008 22:31 pinbaLL wrote:
What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?
TSL is the nuts also.
Sick picture..!
I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).
TSL was really cool indeed.
Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
On June 20 2008 22:31 pinbaLL wrote:
What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?
TSL is the nuts also.
Sick picture..!
I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).
TSL was really cool indeed.
Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).
post more jailbaits btw
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alphablend   United States. Jun 21 2008 03:24. Posts 2424
On June 20 2008 22:31 pinbaLL wrote:
What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?
TSL is the nuts also.
Sick picture..!
I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).
TSL was really cool indeed.
Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).
For the first time in the history of LP I think I am going to agree with you Loco. Especially that line. I don't post there anymore really.
On June 20 2008 22:31 pinbaLL wrote:
What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?
TSL is the nuts also.
Sick picture..!
I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).
TSL was really cool indeed.
Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).
On June 23 2008 12:28 Loco wrote:
he still wins the thread
definitively!
I see dumb people!
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 20:21. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 10:21 Night[Mare] wrote:
/stops lurking
seriously thought It was two chicks.
....now I feel bad. Is there a way to uncame?
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 20:30. Posts 2414
decided to edit out, because pics were in series... and I'm a retard for throwing good fuskering material up someplace where people are competent with computers.
anyone that got them, enjoy teh nudes.
Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:16
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 21:04. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 12:28 Loco wrote:
he still wins the thread
hai guyz
Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:20
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 21:18. Posts 2414
Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:14
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 22:02. Posts 2414
most consider my conquests epic.
probably because I look like this:
6'1 250-280lbs
and normally grow out my beard for weeks at a time and rarely shower.
will trade life lessons for poker lessons.
(not a g/f, but we dated before she lost her V card to my step bro in the back of my car after she met him like twice while hanging out with me..... epic phail)
edit: in before "weird lurker friend pic" accusations.
Last edit: 24/06/2008 05:03
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RonK1337   Australia. Jun 23 2008 22:16. Posts 268
On June 23 2008 21:02 mad1337nes wrote:
(not a g/f, but we dated before she lost her V card to my step bro in the back of my car after she met him like twice while hanging out with me..... epic phail)
So classic
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 22:24. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 21:16 RonK1337 wrote:
So classic
she gave basically her first real handjob in the back of my truck to him.
she gave her first blowjob in the back of my car to him.
she got banged out in my Excursion for the first time by him.
at almost 19... all to my step bro, lol.
....I considered it my fault, I need to have less vehicles??
edit: and she wiped the cum off on my seats in both truck and car. WTF?
... I don't get anything you've said but you seem to have a nice life.
other guy still wins the thread.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:08. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 21:49 Loco wrote:
... I don't get anything you've said but you seem to have a nice life.
other guy still wins the thread.
I had to take down all the other pics because they were all like IMG001-120301203... and there were noods and such. Even a monkey could find the win, and since the last time I was at that chick's house drunk (chick is married now), I fingered my current g/f's g/f chick (yes, I has a dedicated 3 some chick+ bi g/f) on her period on her sick nice couch, then their dogs ate the couch because they didnt wash it or anything the next morning. So I destroyed their 2k couch, and i'd kinda feel bad if noods got out on the internet of her.... i've owned her enough as is by sticking my peen in her and the mast videos spreading locally. I'll re-host and "a challenger has appeared" this thread in a second.
working at blockbuster is not win... plus he's a sombrero wearer like baal. how does a baal win?
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:30. Posts 2414
tat lifetilted me to no end. Last ex.
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:31. Posts 2414
she looks retarded in the first pic, others are cool, tits or gtfo though, seriously.
and stop posting pictures of yourself please?
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:35. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 22:31 Loco wrote:
I still didn't get anything you've said in the first paragraph, sorry, I guess I'm retarded. Or my brain is just filtering useless info.
other girl doesnt even speak english.... not so hot
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 00:05. Posts 2414
more recent.... /agree that she makes weird faces, shes a local model, and still does the same facial quirk things
after the above ex, I was trying to get with this one's friend. She wanted one of my friends instead, and forced this friend off as a peace offering (right side chick). This was a bit ago, she didnt look THIS good... but, sufficient.
original chick I was trying to get with on left, her "little" sister on right (which I tried after not getting big sis... I met them both through their older cousin, who I obv... was trying to get with). Still cuddled with big sis ^^ a lot, and saw vag... so shipit.
ok, now im derailing... because its going to get into just chicks ive hooked up with... and thats teh ghey and a d-bag brag thread.
new "hot chicks you know w/ proof" thread?
Last edit: 24/06/2008 00:06
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 00:10. Posts 2414
On June 23 2008 22:34 Loco wrote:
tits or gtfo though, seriously.
probably not worth it.
they arent that nice, and are small.
but pierced. which again, tilts me like the tat.
took her golfing with my dad to introduce her to him (she just sat in the cart) wearing a see through white shirt no bra, mini skirt. Padre was like "IS THA---?" "yes" "GJ son, GJ".
Last edit: 24/06/2008 00:10
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Jun 24 2008 00:21. Posts 5882
On June 23 2008 23:10 mad1337nes wrote:
Padre was like "IS THA---?" "yes" "GJ son, GJ".
hahaha g1
-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja
you don't know me well, I love small breasts. thanks for the PM, they are nice.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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[vital]Myth   United States. Jun 24 2008 01:14. Posts 12159
roald post your wife plz
droooooollllllllll
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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jkpickett   United States. Jun 24 2008 01:44. Posts 1403
On June 23 2008 23:49 Loco wrote:
you don't know me well, I love small breasts. thanks for the PM, they are nice.
ship the pics asap
Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 01:51. Posts 2414
haha, snowball starts to roll.
Some chick I went to HS with was on bangbus. But shes black (half black) and bleh. And theres some fat chick from my step bro's highschool that does porn/strips too.. but like 5'3 200, fat.
I dont know any other pornstars/strippers (other then the chicks that were already strippers when I met them... which defeats the fappability of remembering them before they were whores).
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:04. Posts 2414
On June 24 2008 00:14 [vital]Myth wrote:
roald post your wife plz
droooooollllllllll
I actually have a good story that Myth might relate to.
I live .3 miles below San Manuel... so we get free security patrol from them (the cops for the indians). Im sure you've seen them when you used to play here, they roll in silver expeditions. But anyways, we were getting drunk as fuck at my house, and I had stim_abuser and ex gf (before we were together) play strip boxing. Any time you get a clean shot in, other person takes off clothes.
IDK, we were way drunk, seemed legit... and he used to box, so ez tits.
She was owning him so hard (down to his boxers) because he wouldnt hit her, lol. So finally he mans up and comes back, and shes topless in a thong. All of a sudden, the security patrol rolls up. I tell them to run in the house (its like 1-2am and they're naked in my front yard) and go to talk to the guy. I was like "sorry officer, we'll keep it down, my bad" and he had the most epic response ever, he was like "wait!! why'd you guys stop? I was just comming over to get a closer look, because I couldn't see tits from the corner". ( I live on a cul-de-sac... so he was sitting at the top of the street watching the whole time).
I wish shit like that happened at my job, I just have two outter stories instead.
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:07. Posts 2414
and I think this chick could contend with blockbuster chick... but she's just a friend (and pic is at like 4am.. she looks way better when not smashed chilling with the boys)
On June 23 2008 22:31 mad1337nes wrote:
current + my bike that I miss dearly.
wot she charge per hour?
lol, did you just call my fiance a whore? she didnt even have her whore makeup on in pic.
50/h + travel, if you're offering
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[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 24 2008 09:29. Posts 154
Mad1337 you live in San bernardino? Im like 10 minutes from San Manuel over in rialto we should hit up the casino some time
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 10:13. Posts 2414
On June 24 2008 08:29 [cF]TridenT wrote:
Mad1337 you live in San bernardino? Im like 10 minutes from San Manuel over in rialto we should hit up the casino some time
technically its highland, but yeah... north san bernardino.
drunken 2/4? I'm down.
and sorry everyone that didnt get to see pics..... I just felt weird posting chicks I know personally, on a public forum. Ask loco, he has them... rofl.
edit: and I didnt want to deal with the inevitiable drama of someone finding my myspace and shipping links to all the girls that are all in my friends. That would be way fun.
Last edit: 24/06/2008 10:20
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[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 24 2008 20:37. Posts 154
Mad you got AIM or MSN? PM im down for some drunk 2/4 3/6 whatevs hit me up
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Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 24 2008 22:36. Posts 599
lol madleetness has time to make 3 posts a day on lp.net and brag about all his hookups while still pimpin.....well played..
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 26 2008 21:57. Posts 3527
lmfao killthemdonks i'll ease your pain
this is the real me and my gf
ps. idk who that girl is i originally posted, friend sent it to me trying to trick ME into thinking it was his friend's gf
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tokeweed   Philippines. Jun 26 2008 22:24. Posts 2149
pokerdoc88... does you family name happen to be "Strong"? just wondering...
big hand = bong loads
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2008 00:12. Posts 34252
what in the fuck is that scary thing behind u both in that last pic?, it looks like a skinned dog
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 27 2008 00:19. Posts 3527
my family name isn't strong
and i think its a lamb in the background? it was taken at a party where they had a spit-roast, pretty sure it was a lamb
Last edit: 27/06/2008 01:18
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 27 2008 00:38. Posts 2414
On June 26 2008 20:44 Wreckognize wrote:
lol madleetness has time to make 3 posts a day on lp.net and brag about all his hookups while still pimpin.....well played..
wasn't really a brag.... but could be considered since most of you obv have no game.
... I make more the 3 posts a day, and If you think that's absurd.... you need to learn how to multi-task.
I beat off while 12 tabling too.... do I get a cookie?
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Joe   Czech Republic. Jun 27 2008 00:55. Posts 5987
On June 26 2008 23:12 Baal wrote:
what in the fuck is that scary thing behind u both in that last pic?, it looks like a skinned dog
lol baal, do people grill dogs in mexico?
there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell)
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Soprano   Poland. Jun 27 2008 01:46. Posts 627
On June 20 2008 15:52 PokerDoc88 wrote:
She can be a bit of a nagger, but when she's being logical and not on her period she has a heart of gold
bumping this.....is this really his gf???
this hurts my brain...the world doesnt make sense anymore..
thought this was a photoshop...but now..i dunno
/edit: no offense pokerdoc
looks like the guy from "kevin and perry go large", great movie btw
Heat......EXTEND
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austrian oak   Belgium. Jun 28 2008 06:38. Posts 520
that thing makes me puke
Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
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terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 28 2008 16:46. Posts 13829
Pokerdoc your gf is pretty hawt. She might have a peepee though.. that just makes it hotter though.
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Floofy   Canada. Jun 28 2008 16:58. Posts 8708
She has nice blue eyes, nice hair, great body, nice smile
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.
And her facial shape is maybe a bit manly....
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 28 2008 17:06. Posts 34252
looooooool x2
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ahk88   United States. Jun 28 2008 17:18. Posts 635
On June 28 2008 15:58 Floofy wrote:
She has nice blue eyes, nice hair, great body, nice smile
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.
....right....looooooooool
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Muhweli   Finland. Jun 28 2008 17:24. Posts 10663
floofy's my hero
Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 28 2008 20:11. Posts 2414
are we talking about my ex? or the mannish chick?
I think she actually has brown eyes... but the flash made them look weird.
And I think your skin would look oily too, if you were getting plowtowned for 2 hours before the pics were taken.
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jun 28 2008 20:14. Posts 9012
On June 28 2008 19:11 mad1337nes wrote:
are we talking about my ex? or the mannish chick?
I think she actually has brown eyes... but the flash made them look weird.
And I think your skin would look oily too, if you were getting plowtowned for 2 hours before the pics were taken.
so what you're saying is, she did all the work?
Im only good at poker when I run good
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 28 2008 20:48. Posts 2414
On June 28 2008 19:14 gawdawaful wrote:
so what you're saying is, she did all the work?
I may suck at poker.
...but I know how to fuck
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jkpickett   United States. Jun 28 2008 21:52. Posts 1403
On June 28 2008 19:11 mad1337nes wrote:
plowtowned
never heard this term before. will def. have to work into my vocab
its legit.
I even have a img for myspacing sloots who dont understand compounded english words.
and I wasn't teh brags about my penis giving abilities, just making sure gawdawefull understands that I do work, son.
edit: bitches cream when you tell them you're taking them to plow town. they dont realize it isnt like a get on an airplane and stay at a hotel trip, its like a get on teh cock and stay there until I roll over and go to sleep, trip.
On June 28 2008 15:58 Floofy wrote:
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.
omg floofy == ronk1337: just take her out the back and hope your friends dont see.
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 29 2008 06:31. Posts 34252
btw i dont get why u censor the pic o_o
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 29 2008 09:27. Posts 3069
On June 27 2008 21:29 mad1337nes wrote:
In b4 ban.
...sick part is I actually loved this girl, and planned on marrying her. Better luck next time I guess... anyone have hot sisters?
If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...
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Last edit: 29/06/2008 09:36
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Yaffie   United Kingdom. Jun 29 2008 11:44. Posts 672
On June 29 2008 08:27 mrpav.com wrote:
If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...
truth
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 11:55. Posts 2414
she probably shouldnt have started fucking my next door neighbor (to be fair, technically its a house over) while we were still together (for over a year).... and telling me shes "in love" etc etc after 2 days of getting with him.
she also gave me an STD.
...im pretty sure I have just cause, so dont make me post moar
edit: forgot to mention that she already posted most of this set on anonIB a while ago.. and shows terts to all our friends on command. I could see how an anonymous website != one where you know who exactly is posting.... but I think she gives consent by self posting these? I'm just reposting
Last edit: 29/06/2008 12:03
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killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 29 2008 12:16. Posts 2681
lol....wat???
u have an std? im taking you off my "who to fuck" list
On June 29 2008 08:27 mrpav.com wrote:
If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...
I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 12:32. Posts 2414
had.
bacterial. Some redic contagious skin condition or something?? dotors are retarded.
..but when contracted, we both thought it was herp. g/f let next door neighbor (uggo) chick eat her out, then I banged her out (while neighbor chick, who has a kid and a guy for like 8 years, gets H'd by two of our friends).... woke up with bumps on peen. Neighbor decided not to mention that she tested positive for herp untill we confronted her, then SOMEHOW convinced my g/f that it wasnt her (who is confirmed sleeping with 10+ nasty ass dudes), but that I must've cheated on her and obv gave her something... girl logic (or lack therof) is so legit. So she freaked and moved out, and basically sent the snowball rolling downhill.
Then, neighbor chick started drama with me, so I threatened to blow everything wide open and tell her dude, and now to get "even" with me.... she's convinced g/f to fuck the dude that lives on her couch with no job, that smokes weed all day and only survives off food stamps. They're in love, shipit.
/emo post.
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 12:35. Posts 2414
On June 29 2008 11:28 Roald wrote:
I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.
standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts.
-ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jun 29 2008 14:00. Posts 9012
On June 29 2008 11:32 mad1337nes wrote:
had.
bacterial. Some redic contagious skin condition or something?? dotors are retarded.
..but when contracted, we both thought it was herp. g/f let next door neighbor (uggo) chick eat her out, then I banged her out (while neighbor chick, who has a kid and a guy for like 8 years, gets H'd by two of our friends).... woke up with bumps on peen. Neighbor decided not to mention that she tested positive for herp untill we confronted her, then SOMEHOW convinced my g/f that it wasnt her (who is confirmed sleeping with 10+ nasty ass dudes), but that I must've cheated on her and obv gave her something... girl logic (or lack therof) is so legit. So she freaked and moved out, and basically sent the snowball rolling downhill.
Then, neighbor chick started drama with me, so I threatened to blow everything wide open and tell her dude, and now to get "even" with me.... she's convinced g/f to fuck the dude that lives on her couch with no job, that smokes weed all day and only survives off food stamps. They're in love, shipit.
On June 29 2008 11:28 Roald wrote:
I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.
standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts.
-ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.
But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV
edit: Wait what this isn't the rate the poster above thread?
Im only good at poker when I run good
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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 14:09. Posts 2414
On June 29 2008 13:00 gawdawaful wrote:
But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV
No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know.
He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.
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amandla   Zimbabwe. Aug 03 2008 01:48. Posts 3
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 03 2008 03:33. Posts 1764
On August 03 2008 00:48 amandla wrote:
--- Nuked ---
aww mangst what'd it say?!
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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fakeshaver   United States. Aug 04 2008 13:56. Posts 1313
lol at that video posted on fat chicks
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:07. Posts 1764
well can we do ex's?(only broke up because of my entry into the marines and i don't do long distance relationships)
She's on the left, obv that me in the middle. Halloween last year was TIIIGHT :D
I took her Go-Karting for our Anniversary, it was also fun.
Us messing around b4 dinner at BJ's
oh right after sex. my chest is red from her biting me... it was hawt.(that was like 2 hours after i shaved my head) + Show Spoiler +
oh she's a little drunk to if you couldn't tell
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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bane   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:33. Posts 2379
you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:48. Posts 1764
On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote:
you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog
wat
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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Venrae   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:54. Posts 1545
On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote:
you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog
wat
You're really pale.
meh, that'll change in a month. could have could have something alot worse wrong w/ me than being pale...
actually i do... i'm sort of a ginger. or a mix between a ginger and a daywalker
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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hubmaster   United States. Aug 04 2008 15:18. Posts 586
I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__-
On another note, when do u leave for the military?
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 15:40. Posts 1764
On August 04 2008 14:18 hubmaster wrote:
I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__-
On another note, when do u leave for the military?
no you retard. do you ever listen? it was technically mutual, but it was me who brought up the whole long distance shit, and me not seeing her for 3 months.
a week from today.
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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Shenny   Canada. Aug 04 2008 16:23. Posts 1514
have you ever seen the movie Powder?
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 04 2008 16:30. Posts 34252
On June 29 2008 13:00 gawdawaful wrote:
But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV
No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know.
He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.
lol he didnt last long
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 17:09. Posts 1764
On August 04 2008 15:23 Shenny wrote:
have you ever seen the movie Powder?
lol comon nowww i'm not that pale.
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 04 2008 17:19. Posts 7292
I plan on making Clay's (MezmerizePLZ) newly single sister my girlfriend soon. Just you wait.
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 04 2008 18:22. Posts 34252
lol pic
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 04 2008 18:29. Posts 4527
you look straight-up ginger to me
not that there's anything wrong with that or whatever
your ex was hot, nh
not all who wander are lost
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 19:08. Posts 1764
yea hopefully over the course of the next 3 months i'll transform into something more beautiful than a ginger, haha. 12 hour days in the sun ftw
that or i'll develop melanoma.
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 04 2008 20:14. Posts 4527
I think most gingers I've known ime have had a certain [physical] charm about them - I for one have never seen what people have 'hated' on lol
who cares anyways
I would post my ex'es but from a previous discussion with muhweli I wont
Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 23:00. Posts 1764
On August 04 2008 19:14 sOah wrote:
I think most gingers I've known ime have had a certain [physical] charm about them - I for one have never seen what people have 'hated' on lol
who cares anyways
QFT =]
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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DooMeR   United States. Aug 04 2008 23:23. Posts 8551
<3 baby
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident.
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 02:26. Posts 2591
actually these days I'm livin on the edge, u know, trying the whole two girlfriends simultaneously thing
it's worked out great so far as I only see Susie on weekends
we both like it that way, drama free u know?
but shit will hit the fan if Beth ever finds out
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 02:35. Posts 2591
so anyway
heres Beth
heres Susie
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 05 2008 02:44. Posts 6112
lolololol
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 02:50. Posts 34252
Susie is a bit manly
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Aug 05 2008 02:57. Posts 3527
LOL
btw Beth is cheating on you with me mmmmmm her mouth feels so good
Last edit: 05/08/2008 02:57
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 03:01. Posts 2591
wat?!?
that slut!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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sirracksalot   United States. Aug 05 2008 03:14. Posts 2299
On August 04 2008 18:08 DarkDevildog wrote:
yea hopefully over the course of the next 3 months i'll transform into something more beautiful than a ginger, haha. 12 hour days in the sun ftw
that or i'll develop melanoma.
it has nothing to do with Melatonin and everything to do with having no soul....you soulless bastard...at least i have half of one
haters gonna hate
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Muhweli   Finland. Aug 05 2008 03:25. Posts 10663
On August 05 2008 01:57 PokerDoc88 wrote:
LOL
btw Beth is cheating on you with me mmmmmm her mouth feels so good
Ahahahah
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 03:31. Posts 2591
On August 05 2008 01:50 Baal wrote:
Susie is a bit manly
I didn't shave her that weekend before we went out
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Jorge   United States. Aug 05 2008 04:11. Posts 1364
On August 04 2008 22:23 DooMeR wrote:
<3 baby
I'd hit it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CABRON ME MEO!
must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero
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Jorge   United States. Aug 05 2008 04:21. Posts 1364
IF ex's count
must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero
Last edit: 05/08/2008 04:21
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JDK87   Netherlands. Aug 05 2008 06:07. Posts 419
Unless you're still banging her, ex's don't count imo.
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Last edit: 05/08/2008 06:45
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humPah   Finland. Aug 05 2008 06:43. Posts 1544
On August 05 2008 05:07 JDK87 wrote:
Unless you post naked pictures of her, ex's don't count imo.
Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive.
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stiffler   United States. Aug 05 2008 09:17. Posts 2
edit: fyp
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 05 2008 09:30. Posts 16784
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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Raidern   Brasil. Aug 05 2008 09:43. Posts 4243
Apparently that girl is Stiffler girlfriend. She made that video after he gave up on her to post on lp
im a regular at nl5
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p-halt   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:09. Posts 345
lol
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:11. Posts 1764
wow stiffler didn't last long, why'd he get banned?
can i get the nuke symbol w/o actually being banned? eh eh eh?
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:14. Posts 1764
lol, when you have to move on in life you can't let a girlfriend stand in the way, it was a very serious relationship, but we both knew that we are young and that marriage down the road would be a unlikely possibility.
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 11:19. Posts 5882
On August 05 2008 09:14 DarkDevildog wrote:
lol, when you have to move on in life you can't let a girlfriend stand in the way, it was a very serious relationship, but we both knew that we are young and that marriage down the road would be a unlikely possibility.
that sux
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Syntax   United States. Aug 05 2008 11:41. Posts 4415
On August 05 2008 01:35 tloapc wrote:
so anyway
heres Susie
f4zi??
wow, it really is him
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 17:52. Posts 34252