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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:02. Posts 3069

Now we play poker, but do we know who the poker players are going out with? Post your actual girlfriend pic so we know that even the ugliest ppl can have a hot chick. ( real pic, no celebrity shit )

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Loco   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:06. Posts 20963






here's my GF we like to mosh like crazy!

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 19/06/2008 01:04

Loco   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:09. Posts 20963

another shot when we went biking




Shes also pretty good at basketball, not only black girls play basketball you know








fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 19/06/2008 01:15

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:15. Posts 3069

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tontonba   . Jun 05 2007 22:23. Posts 1281

wtf jailbait

nuff said 

Fayth    Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:26. Posts 10085



I DON'T NEED NO GIRL BEING THAT CUTE

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

devon06atX   Canada. Jun 05 2007 22:26. Posts 5458

--- Nuked ---

 Last edit: 05/06/2007 22:41

n0rthf4ce    United States. Jun 05 2007 23:12. Posts 8119

www.cardrunners.com 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 05 2007 23:14. Posts 14026


  On June 05 2007 22:12 n0rthf4ce wrote:



she looks like a gold digger


mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 05 2007 23:14. Posts 3069

Just beautiful northfacem your lucky.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 00:07. Posts 14026

pav post more pics of your girlfriend - ones from the naughty folder.


mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 00:10. Posts 3069

how did you know the folders name?

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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 06 2007 00:16. Posts 5511


  On June 05 2007 23:04 RaSZi wrote:
hahaha loco i almost pissed my pants



Ahahahahahahah
PLAYING BASKETBALL


fdsafjidsaojfoisajofdsajfsa

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 00:26. Posts 14026


  On June 05 2007 23:10 mrpav.com wrote:
how did you know the folders name?



My Donkaments


hkbubbletea   Canada. Jun 06 2007 01:11. Posts 1575


  On June 05 2007 21:09 Loco wrote:
another shot when we went biking





Shes also pretty good at basketball, not only black girls play basketball you know











LOL Loco that is so fucking art! That made me laugh so damn hard. That basketball one is the pwnage.

Raise me and die.Last edit: 06/06/2007 01:13

Drowsy   United States. Jun 06 2007 01:12. Posts 112


  On June 05 2007 21:15 mrpav.com wrote:
Heres my Amanda.



this ones after we went ice skating




GEE I WONDER WHY HE MADE THE THREAD?


Yugless    United States. Jun 06 2007 01:16. Posts 7174

Loco, is that really your gf? the 1st picture is soo awesome, all the scared raccoon eyes in the backround hahaha

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Syntax   United States. Jun 06 2007 01:17. Posts 4415


  On June 05 2007 21:06 Loco wrote:




i believe i see pocket aces in this picture.

wut wut wut 

bigbb33   Canada. Jun 06 2007 01:21. Posts 3679

they see me trollin, they hatin 

doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 01:27. Posts 362

let's face it this thread is about how cute pav's girl is end of story.

8.5/10

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

Yugless    United States. Jun 06 2007 01:30. Posts 7174

loco's gf > pavs gf

Baal - look is talking hah.  

bigbb33   Canada. Jun 06 2007 01:31. Posts 3679

they see me trollin, they hatin 

doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 01:37. Posts 362



She's obsessed with me I swear

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Jun 06 2007 01:38. Posts 7292

Damn PAV, your girlfriend is pretty cute yo...








..... FOR A TWELVE YEAR OLD!!! ROOOFLLLMAO :-P gg

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 01:55. Posts 5647

lol pav.... you are..... just lol.

your girlfriend is cute though. just like your making of obvious show off threads is cute.

BTW, this is what a "pav" is in New Zealand:


so this is how I imagine you:


mmmmm-mmm.


bigbb33   Canada. Jun 06 2007 02:09. Posts 3679

lol KIWIS ON CAKE, only in NZ

they see me trollin, they hatin 

ConquistadoR   Germany. Jun 06 2007 02:10. Posts 1952

fuck girls

0 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Jun 06 2007 02:11. Posts 6817


  On June 06 2007 01:09 bigbb33 wrote:
lol KIWIS ON CAKE, only in NZ


Kiwis on cake is standard yo.

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

bigbb33   Canada. Jun 06 2007 02:12. Posts 3679


  On June 06 2007 01:10 ConquistadoR wrote:
fuck girls



ya that's the general idea

they see me trollin, they hatin 

bigbb33   Canada. Jun 06 2007 02:17. Posts 3679


  On June 06 2007 01:11 TianYuan wrote:
Show nested quote +


Swedish toffee? is standard yo.

they see me trollin, they hatin 

doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 02:23. Posts 362


  On June 06 2007 01:12 bigbb33 wrote:
Show nested quote +



ya that's the general idea


Explain...in detail.

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 02:58. Posts 14026


  On June 06 2007 00:31 bigbb33 wrote:



i would wreck that


TimDawg    United States. Jun 06 2007 03:10. Posts 10197

oh come on PAV you're fooling no one

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinballLast edit: 06/06/2007 03:11

spets1   Australia. Jun 06 2007 03:12. Posts 2179

LOL LOL

hola 

zealot13   Netherlands. Jun 06 2007 04:07. Posts 218

LOL the nurses again :D


blunt_smokr   United States. Jun 06 2007 04:12. Posts 1314


  On June 05 2007 21:06 Loco wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +



this is for posting a picture of my ass in your blog, pay back bitch!!!!


but seriously here's my GF we like to mosh like crazy!




ROFL I dont know why but this made my night.


doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 04:29. Posts 362





Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

Loco   Canada. Jun 06 2007 04:31. Posts 20963

hahaha doctorstu =] nice continuation

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

C0n5pir4cy   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 04:37. Posts 1270

this thread is golden


doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 04:47. Posts 362

I've got hundreds just didn't want to kill the site lol

MOSH GIRL FOREVER

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

TimDawg    United States. Jun 06 2007 04:52. Posts 10197

sick photo shops doctorstu

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

Jubert69   United States. Jun 06 2007 04:54. Posts 3191

I love how we spent so much time on photoshop just to butcher someone


doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 04:55. Posts 362



Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

bohus04   Czech Republic. Jun 06 2007 05:16. Posts 536

WOW, this thread pwnz!!!

Trust me, I am a poker player. 

Loco   Canada. Jun 06 2007 05:30. Posts 20963

seems like you guys don't understand these photoshops werent made by us, moshzilla is very popular!

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

kantoiki   Australia. Jun 06 2007 05:49. Posts 3818

GFG i nearly peeeed a lil from laughing hahaha

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

nicksson   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 06:20. Posts 4662

hahaha


MilZo   France. Jun 06 2007 06:22. Posts 1333

doctorstu you just put tears of laughter in my eyes

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose 

pooper-scooper   United States. Jun 06 2007 06:27. Posts 1127

Mr. Pav, your GF is very fine.

I was actually going to post my GF because she is also cute, but now I'm afraid she'll be trampled by moshzilla! She is only 5'2'' after all.

PS: Your topic got hijacked, happens to the best of us.

Good... Bad... Im the guy with the Gun. 

doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 06:31. Posts 362

Okay last ones, just a few favourites of mine.



Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

ggplz   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 06:42. Posts 16784

hahaha this is good

yes pav she is nice =]

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Roald   Tuvalu. Jun 06 2007 06:49. Posts 2683



we're married though

drugs, animals, children are welcome -Xavier 

doctorstu   Australia. Jun 06 2007 06:53. Posts 362


  On June 06 2007 05:49 Roald wrote:


we're married though





First thing that popped into my mind sorry

She's very cute.

Myth: Yeah right, so you can hog all the 11 year olds for yourself? no way dude, Im not educating the fish. 

kimseongchan   United States. Jun 06 2007 07:17. Posts 2089


  On June 06 2007 05:53 doctorstu wrote:
Show nested quote +





First thing that popped into my mind sorry

She's very cute.

puahaha
awesome photoshops too btw rofl


hansen jr.   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 07:43. Posts 3735

roflthread


Loco   Canada. Jun 06 2007 08:10. Posts 20963

One does not simply mosh into mordor

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Joe   Czech Republic. Jun 06 2007 08:11. Posts 5987

Who is this poor mosh zilla creature?

Lol @ doctortsus photoshop Roalds wife is definately good looking tho.

there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) 

Sheitan   Canada. Jun 06 2007 09:41. Posts 4217

This thread is so legendary now.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

humPah   Finland. Jun 06 2007 10:27. Posts 1544


  On June 05 2007 21:15 mrpav.com wrote:
Heres Amanda. She's my sister.



Heres me & my Bob



this ones after we went ice skating


Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive.Last edit: 06/06/2007 10:28

mrwongie   Canada. Jun 06 2007 10:31. Posts 1710

LOL ^^


BlizzY   Slovakia. Jun 06 2007 10:37. Posts 805

ROFL


newbie.cjb   United States. Jun 06 2007 10:38. Posts 3096

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHA

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

Twisted    Netherlands. Jun 06 2007 10:50. Posts 10422

The sister is cute.


Svenman87   United States. Jun 06 2007 11:11. Posts 4636

pav's threads always get flamed :-[
First the male nurse
now this...


tae-g   United States. Jun 06 2007 11:44. Posts 1782

humpah ^^

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

MilZo   France. Jun 06 2007 11:46. Posts 1333

it ain't easy being the brother of god, expectations are high

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 11:50. Posts 3069

haha! now thats funny!

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DooMeR   United States. Jun 06 2007 11:50. Posts 8551

omg. i just read through the whole thread. Amazing <3 ;')

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

Chase   Canada. Jun 06 2007 11:57. Posts 1077

holy sht dude im seriously crying from laughing so hard.
thread of the century

DooMeR: check/fold life 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 12:09. Posts 3069

Well all asian girls always look a little younger then they are, i dont have a problem with that =)

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Syntax   United States. Jun 06 2007 12:10. Posts 4415

LOL at pav and that dude !

rofl@moshzilla

i wonder what its liek to be that girl in real life. knowing that the most horrid photo probably ever taken of her(hopefully) is circling the internet like a nude star pic

wut wut wut 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 12:15. Posts 3069

haha, yeah i know, you mother fuckers and your face editing

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 06 2007 12:41. Posts 14026


Gumster   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 12:46. Posts 2290

^ ROFL god

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

hansen jr.   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 12:56. Posts 3735

hahahahhahaha best forum thread ever


all_in_4tw   Canada. Jun 06 2007 14:05. Posts 4515

tom's faces fit so well haha

I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range 

Red9   Canada. Jun 06 2007 14:51. Posts 7447

holy fuck howd i miss this for so long

I will grind you into dust. 

Gawuss   Poland. Jun 06 2007 14:52. Posts 2336

haha Tom is the hottest chick in the world

When people ask: What nationality is this guy raking in all the pots? The answer invariably comes back Poland, Poland. Again and again - Karma 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 06 2007 18:56. Posts 34252

hahaha omg this thread rules

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Minion   Brasil. Jun 06 2007 19:03. Posts 2112

wtf i just saw this thread and its like already 5 pages long
who got balls to post another real gf here now lol
gold stuff

 Last edit: 06/06/2007 21:16

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 19:23. Posts 3069

not many have balls, or they just cant get a girl.

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 06 2007 20:21. Posts 3069

that mosh girl shit is so funny

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Loco   Canada. Jun 06 2007 20:26. Posts 20963

shes better than fayth at breakdancing











































fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 06/06/2007 20:37

hansen   Sweden. Jun 06 2007 20:32. Posts 1964

whew i was so close to posting something here, but my internet went down for a few minutes and now im more sober
ship it disconnection


MilZo   France. Jun 06 2007 21:08. Posts 1333

OMFG SHE FITS EVERYWHERE
THIS IS SO FUCKING GOLD

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose 

MilZo   France. Jun 06 2007 21:10. Posts 1333


  On June 06 2007 19:32 hansen wrote:
whew i was so close to posting something here, but my internet went down for a few minutes and now im more sober
ship it disconnection



c'mon
post away, sober sucks

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 07 2007 00:18. Posts 3069

yeah, your a genius

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 07 2007 00:32. Posts 14026

lol i love the moshzillas that include that scared guy ahah

he reminds me of Frankie Muniz


pav, more pics of your girlfriend - this time full body shot of just her... in a swimsuit or underwear

 Last edit: 07/06/2007 00:33

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 07 2007 01:00. Posts 1760

omg loco, you are a genuis. I cracked down laughing.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

iandeezy   United States. Jun 07 2007 01:56. Posts 317

Loco you just made me get chew spit all over my shirt from laughing so hard... but it was worth it.

You call is all ova baby 

Loco   Canada. Jun 07 2007 02:42. Posts 20963

I pissed myself when I was posting the pictures and I had abdominal cramps
making raszi happy makes my heart warm

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

[vital]Myth    United States. Jun 07 2007 03:02. Posts 12159

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL

that pic is definitely my wet dream, 100% of the time. ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Donald   United States. Jun 07 2007 05:38. Posts 1289

OMFG OMFG I've never laughed so hard and so long from some shit i saw on the internet, I kept thinking the I'd stop laughing after the next photo but man o man, it's sooooo gold

if you always go in with the worst hand youll never have a bad beat story 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Jun 07 2007 07:30. Posts 7243

lol i have saliva on my keyboard

HAAHHAHAHAHHAAASGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Skoal   Canada. Jun 07 2007 07:33. Posts 460

wait, i don't get it


iop   Sweden. Jun 07 2007 07:38. Posts 4951

pretty good stuff =]

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

inde   Germany. Jun 07 2007 08:31. Posts 1298

omg. The general forum needs to go back on top. I almost missed this :D


Twisted    Netherlands. Jun 07 2007 09:10. Posts 10422

I laughed more at the SPARTAAAA topic on TL but this was a good second .


hansen jr.   Sweden. Jun 07 2007 09:17. Posts 3735

10/10 loco


shaneomac   United States. Jun 07 2007 14:48. Posts 4245


  On June 07 2007 08:10 Twisted wrote:
I laughed more at the SPARTAAAA topic on TL but this was a good second .



same. i wonder who is going to post their gf next...


iamalex   United States. Jun 07 2007 15:14. Posts 1556

ROFL most hilarious shit i've seen in forever

this is mezmerizeplz


Refrain[FriZ]   Canada. Jun 07 2007 15:37. Posts 1395

mrpav thank you for this thread

Click the mouse, lose the house. 

Syntax   United States. Jun 07 2007 15:55. Posts 4415

hahahahaha
ahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahaha
aahah
hahahahahahahahaha

vitalmyths wetdream pic

wut wut wut 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 07 2007 15:55. Posts 34252


  On June 07 2007 06:33 Skoal wrote:
wait, i don't get it




ur dead inside

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 07 2007 16:21. Posts 8708

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 07 2007 17:57. Posts 8915

Crying here, so funny omg the faces of the guys in the background are priceless.


blunt_smokr   United States. Jun 07 2007 18:12. Posts 1314

This thread rocks.


MrArsenal24   United States. Aug 02 2007 22:31. Posts 243



man i hate poker unless im winningLast edit: 02/08/2007 22:32

jgallardo   United States. Aug 03 2007 00:40. Posts 44


  On June 06 2007 10:57 Chase wrote:
holy sht dude im seriously crying from laughing so hard.
thread of the century



i just sharted myself from laughing so hard.

hard work beats talent, if talent doesnt work hard 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 03 2007 00:46. Posts 16784

nh

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

casinocasino   Canada. Aug 03 2007 03:04. Posts 3343

LOL i love this thread.


Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 03:51. Posts 513

rofl; all so good
MORE PLEASE??


tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 03 2007 04:48. Posts 2149

LOLOLOLOLOL... mosh girl doing a back stroke... LOOOOOOOOLLL

big hand = bong loads 

JuneBean   . Aug 03 2007 05:09. Posts 155

this thread is so insane!


whamm!   Albania. Aug 03 2007 05:46. Posts 11625

LOLOLOL


chrusher97   Canada. Aug 03 2007 07:01. Posts 449

lolol ppl taking shots at mrpav but nobody gonna mess wtih MrArsenal? Strange.


Ballad126   United States. Aug 03 2007 07:57. Posts 932

MrArsenal and his lady look like a really cute couple


CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 03 2007 07:57. Posts 11385

Where the fuck was I when this thread was created?

ROFL

WHAT IS THIS 

Loco   Canada. Aug 03 2007 08:00. Posts 20963

we need to photoshop MrArsenal's pics with some mosh girl in there.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Sheitan   Canada. Aug 03 2007 09:35. Posts 4217

LOL i missed this topic so much !

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

FrinkX   United States. Aug 03 2007 10:10. Posts 7561

haha fun to re-read :D

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Daut    United States. Aug 03 2007 10:29. Posts 8955

how the fuck did i just find this thread

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Shabbzoy   United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 10:51. Posts 841

Someone get the Crouch photoshops in here! :O


alphablend   United States. Aug 03 2007 11:19. Posts 2424

Why is PAV banned? what did i miss?


capaneo   Canada. Aug 03 2007 11:20. Posts 8465


  On August 03 2007 10:19 alphablend wrote:
Why is PAV banned? what did i miss?



how could u miss all that?

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

vltava   United States. Aug 03 2007 11:24. Posts 1742

What a bad beat that I didn't find this thread until now. I was going to post my new gf until I read about three posts.

Loco for admin, holy shit!

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

vltava   United States. Aug 03 2007 11:25. Posts 1742

pav's banning was a long time coming, when did that finally go down?

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

lolgiraffe   United States. Aug 03 2007 12:33. Posts 305


  On June 05 2007 22:12 n0rthf4ce wrote:



I WOULD TEAR THAT ASS UP

LOL 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 03 2007 12:35. Posts 5882


  On August 03 2007 10:25 vltava wrote:
pav's banning was a long time coming, when did that finally go down?



afaik, mig banned him for 1 week when he made a thread regarding ADZ124 identity.

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

RaiNKhAN    United States. Aug 03 2007 13:15. Posts 4080

--- Nuked ---

The biggest Rockets, Sixers, and Grizzlies fan you will ever meet! 

wolfheart   Estonia. Aug 03 2007 13:39. Posts 7592

first time reading this thread omg my eyes are wet and its painful to laugh anymore this is so fucking good thread

Never give up. 

Loco   Canada. Aug 03 2007 13:57. Posts 20963

look at this fucking wannabe

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. Aug 03 2007 14:29. Posts 927


  On August 03 2007 11:35 sTrAtO wrote:
Show nested quote +



afaik, mig banned him for 1 week when he made a thread regarding ADZ124 identity.

what was wrong with thats thread strato?


XeliN   United Kingdom. Aug 03 2007 14:31. Posts 2365


  On August 03 2007 13:29 2Vi3T_B0Y4 wrote:
Show nested quote +


what was wrong with thats thread strato?



it was the more the fact he felt the need to make bollocks threads every 2 seconds, often with things that could be answered in one sentence. like "how come adz is on all the time" its like he seemed like made threads just for the sake of making them and mayb cos he got erections from people responding in his threads

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

vltava   United States. Aug 03 2007 16:43. Posts 1742

Is it just me or is that one good-looking goat?

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Aug 03 2007 16:50. Posts 8915

Its not a goat ! I dont know what it is, but I like it -.-


humPah   Finland. Aug 03 2007 17:15. Posts 1544

alpacasatwinterbrook.com

Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive. 

Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 03 2007 17:43. Posts 7042

Sweet.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 03 2007 20:29. Posts 5882


  On August 03 2007 13:31 XeliN wrote:
its like he seemed like made threads just for the sake of making them and mayb cos he got erections from people responding in his threads



lmao

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

xavierk9   United States. Aug 04 2007 00:34. Posts 320

THIS THREAD DELIVERS LMFAO!

wtf 

Kapol   Poland. Aug 04 2007 00:46. Posts 4696


  On August 03 2007 15:43 vltava wrote:
Is it just me or is that one good-looking goat?


It's a lama. Goat LMAO.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)Last edit: 04/08/2007 00:46

pspchips   . Aug 04 2007 03:05. Posts 18

lol best topic ive seen yet on liquidpoker :D


pspchips   . Aug 04 2007 03:07. Posts 18


  On August 03 2007 11:33 lolgiraffe wrote:
Show nested quote +



I WOULD TEAR THAT ASS UP


already did yyyeeeyyeee


mrpav.com   Canada. Aug 04 2007 03:07. Posts 3069

you see, and this thread wouldn't exist unless i started it, and everyone seems to be happy

===== mrpav.com =====Last edit: 04/08/2007 03:27

Syntax   United States. Aug 04 2007 04:15. Posts 4415


  On August 03 2007 15:43 vltava wrote:
Is it just me or is that one good-looking goat?


i know what you mean
it really is a good looking animal isnt it

looks very well groomed , go for it giraffe

wut wut wutLast edit: 04/08/2007 04:15

Eerik   Estonia. Aug 04 2007 05:24. Posts 1307

i have tears in my eyes from all the laughing. ill post the hot girls ive been with later when im back from the uk.

hm. 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Aug 04 2007 05:35. Posts 3943

lmao...

Metagame Purposes. 

mrpav.com   Canada. Aug 04 2007 11:01. Posts 3069


  On August 03 2007 11:33 lolgiraffe wrote:
Show nested quote +



I WOULD TEAR THAT ASS UP


n0rthf4ce girlfriend is hot though, no doubt about that,

===== mrpav.com ===== 

Loco   Canada. Jun 19 2008 00:48. Posts 20963

epic bump

http://moshattack.ytmnd.com/

http://moshgirlwontbeback.ytmnd.com/
























fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 19/06/2008 01:21

collegesucks   United States. Jun 19 2008 00:52. Posts 5780

klah;slfkha;ldskhf;alksdj;flakjs;d ahahhhahahhahahhahahah


FoolsPlay   Canada. Jun 19 2008 01:54. Posts 1335


  On June 06 2007 09:27 humPah wrote:
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still so good

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy 

Loco   Canada. Jun 19 2008 01:57. Posts 20963

^

best post in the whole thread

"heres amanda shes my sister" ROFL

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

FoolsPlay   Canada. Jun 19 2008 02:06. Posts 1335

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cht/654534964.html

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy 

Technics   Bulgaria. Jun 19 2008 03:10. Posts 541

so lmao!!
thx loco :D

Enjoy the game 

lebowski   Greece. Jun 19 2008 03:17. Posts 9205

lol I hadn't seen this thread until now
this is gold <3

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

SemPeR   Canada. Jun 19 2008 11:16. Posts 2288

ack. I'm so late.


Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jun 19 2008 12:15. Posts 3047


  On June 06 2007 05:31 doctorstu wrote:




this, baal, this is how it's done.

'one does not pokertracker into mordor'

it's not even a fucking verb.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 19 2008 13:43. Posts 3069

haha, good old thread, how we missed, you, keep them coming

===== mrpav.com ===== 

Sheitan   Canada. Jun 19 2008 13:47. Posts 4217

Epic thread LMAO

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

r2!!   Colombia. Jun 19 2008 16:08. Posts 123

fckn funny

epic


shaneomac   United States. Jun 19 2008 16:23. Posts 4245


  On June 19 2008 12:43 mrpav.com wrote:
haha, good old thread, how we missed, you, keep them coming



you keeping them (pictures) coming will keep us cumming.

jk =)


Minion   Brasil. Jun 19 2008 16:40. Posts 2112

LOL SICK BUMP


[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 19 2008 16:50. Posts 154

*brag*




tokeweed   Philippines. Jun 19 2008 17:06. Posts 2149

you have the right to do so... she is pretty

big hand = bong loads 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jun 19 2008 17:25. Posts 10896


  On June 19 2008 16:06 tokeweed wrote:
you have the right to do so... she is pretty


Quace   Netherlands. Jun 20 2008 06:26. Posts 52


  On June 05 2007 21:26 Fayth wrote:


I DON'T NEED NO GIRL BEING THAT CUTE



QFT Fayth.


lebowski   Greece. Jun 20 2008 06:46. Posts 9205

obv karine's relatives don't know wtf they're talking about,we can all clearly see the lacoste brand on Fayth's t-shirt

EAT THAT FAG

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

LostDevil   . Jun 20 2008 11:01. Posts 99


  On June 20 2008 05:26 Quace wrote:
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QFT Fayth.





so you also think rick moranis is cute?

ship ship hooray 

NerO   United States. Jun 20 2008 12:22. Posts 2402


  On June 06 2007 00:31 bigbb33 wrote:


since we're making epic bumps... WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ??????!?!?!?


Fayth    Canada. Jun 20 2008 12:41. Posts 10085

Allison Stokke

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

sOah   United Kingdom. Jun 20 2008 12:52. Posts 4527

I love Etienne

not all who wander are lost 

Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 13:04. Posts 20963

<3

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Muhweli   Finland. Jun 20 2008 13:17. Posts 10663

I'd tell you, but she's mine.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

alphablend   United States. Jun 20 2008 13:21. Posts 2424


  On June 20 2008 11:22 NerO wrote:
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since we're making epic bumps... WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ??????!?!?!?


Welcome to the internet 10 months ago.


NerO   United States. Jun 20 2008 15:01. Posts 2402


  On June 20 2008 12:21 alphablend wrote:
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Welcome to the internet 10 months ago.


sry wut did i miss? =o


Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 16:03. Posts 20963

u missed the stokke phenomenon sir.

It was on TV too. It's almost as popular as a rick roll.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 20 2008 16:52. Posts 3527

She can be a bit of a nagger, but when she's being logical and not on her period she has a heart of gold




 Last edit: 20/06/2008 16:53

Fayth    Canada. Jun 20 2008 16:55. Posts 10085

WTF, MAN'S FACE?

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Muhweli   Finland. Jun 20 2008 16:59. Posts 10663

That has simply got to be photoshopped.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

kantoiki   Australia. Jun 20 2008 17:02. Posts 3818

hey guys slow down, did you think pokerdoc could actually do any better?

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 20 2008 17:02. Posts 34252

WTF hickeys on her boobs? who was brave enough to do that

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 20 2008 17:15. Posts 154

WoW... I hope thats photoshopped if not I feel bad for that girl


ahk88   United States. Jun 20 2008 17:19. Posts 635


  On June 20 2008 11:22 NerO wrote:
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since we're making epic bumps... WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ??????!?!?!?


she goes to my school loooooooooooooool


Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 17:42. Posts 20963

i want to puke

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Minion   Brasil. Jun 20 2008 17:48. Posts 2112

OMG
El Chupacabra?

 Last edit: 20/06/2008 17:48

frenchylucky   Finland. Jun 20 2008 17:53. Posts 1788

omg laugh so much..

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... 

Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 18:08. Posts 20963

my epic bump even brought back frenchylucky from the dead

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

SpoR   United States. Jun 20 2008 18:27. Posts 1254

Oh man, I was bored with TL so I decided to come and check out what LP has been up to. Glad I found this thread Lmao.

ZERG! 

Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 19:14. Posts 20963

bored with TL? really?

no seriously TL is boring as hell

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

IntoTheWow   Argentina. Jun 20 2008 20:17. Posts 3


  On June 20 2008 18:14 Loco wrote:
bored with TL? really?

no seriously TL is boring as hell



lol

Dun Dun Dun 

Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 22:44. Posts 20963

haha did you create an account just to reply to me?

I know it's not boring to you though but idk how you manage it

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 20 2008 23:08. Posts 34252

tl.net is awful nowadays

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Jun 20 2008 23:31. Posts 7243

What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?

TSL is the nuts also.

Sick picture..!


Loco   Canada. Jun 20 2008 23:50. Posts 20963


  On June 20 2008 22:31 pinbaLL wrote:
What, seems like tl.net has grown into something pretty awesome for bw lovers?

TSL is the nuts also.

Sick picture..!



I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).

TSL was really cool indeed.

Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 20/06/2008 23:52

BenGb   Canada. Jun 21 2008 00:11. Posts 421

Should def put a spoiler on that pic T_T

wallaP 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 21 2008 02:57. Posts 34252


  On June 20 2008 22:50 Loco wrote:
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I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).

TSL was really cool indeed.

Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).


post more jailbaits btw

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

alphablend   United States. Jun 21 2008 03:24. Posts 2424


  On June 20 2008 22:50 Loco wrote:
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I don't know. I love BW, but I love PLAYING it (and watching pros play works too) but talking about it, not so much. TL bores me to death. Bunch of bandwagoning retarded clones (not everyone obv but you know what I mean).

TSL was really cool indeed.

Also worth mentioning that I have gotten banned from TL (lifetime ban) for posting a TORRENT link in a torrent thread. Yes, I'm not even kidding. I get away from posting some naked jailbaits here but I get banned from pasting a torrent for some random movie on TL (intending to help obv).


For the first time in the history of LP I think I am going to agree with you Loco. Especially that line. I don't post there anymore really.


BenGb   Canada. Jun 21 2008 04:44. Posts 421


  On June 21 2008 01:57 Baal wrote:
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post more jailbaits btw




+ Show Spoiler +

wallaP 

100Large   Canada. Jun 21 2008 12:31. Posts 359

yes, we need more jail bait, not drag queens

i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace 

androidmetro   United States. Jun 21 2008 15:16. Posts 140

More fake pics please.


OneInTheStink   United States. Jun 22 2008 16:45. Posts 401

my gf = 10x cutter than pav's


Wangs World 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 22 2008 17:35. Posts 3069


  On June 22 2008 15:45 OneInTheStink wrote:
my gf = 10x cutter than pav's





You seem like a friendly dude, so i wont hate on you. Stay happy my friend, take care.

===== mrpav.com =====Last edit: 22/06/2008 17:45

hiddink88   United States. Jun 22 2008 17:42. Posts 517



my gf is cuter.

it was only 25 to win a pot of 50 

OneInTheStink   United States. Jun 22 2008 18:04. Posts 401

lmao hiddink88, if u aint with her in the pic, its a LIE!

and ty mr.pav ur very kind in ur words

Wangs WorldLast edit: 22/06/2008 18:05

Loco   Canada. Jun 22 2008 18:59. Posts 20963

Amanda is hotter.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

iop   Sweden. Jun 22 2008 19:02. Posts 4951

Amanda is a smiley face

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

BIGlou83   United States. Jun 22 2008 22:08. Posts 305

jailbait!! jailbait!!

Just Living The Dream 

collegesucks   United States. Jun 22 2008 22:31. Posts 5780

lol why am i tempted to post my ex girlfriend here......................


Wreckognize   . Jun 22 2008 23:20. Posts 1263

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 02:20

Loco   Canada. Jun 22 2008 23:22. Posts 20963

shes very photogenic

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Wreckognize   . Jun 22 2008 23:23. Posts 1263

or very drunk


terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 22 2008 23:58. Posts 13829



Wait what?


Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 00:09. Posts 20963

I like her friend more :o)

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Wreckognize   . Jun 23 2008 00:15. Posts 1263

been there done that


Syntax   United States. Jun 23 2008 00:24. Posts 4415


  On June 20 2008 15:52 PokerDoc88 wrote:
She can be a bit of a nagger, but when she's being logical and not on her period she has a heart of gold






wut wut wut 

p-halt   United States. Jun 23 2008 00:49. Posts 345

lol i looked/read every page just now i cant believe i missed this


lebowski   Greece. Jun 23 2008 02:21. Posts 9205

lol syntax I knew I had seen that girl before

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

sChOuA   Switzerland. Jun 23 2008 06:32. Posts 2302

--- Nuked ---


Remod   Croatia. Jun 23 2008 06:42. Posts 312

grrrrrrrrrrr to the camera

I see dumb people! 

Roald   Tuvalu. Jun 23 2008 08:04. Posts 2683

lol at like 5 people posting pics of their girlfriends in a 12 page thread about posting girlfriends

drugs, animals, children are welcome -Xavier 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 23 2008 09:37. Posts 4245

idk just something about posting a picture of my gf on a forum doesnt add up to me.


Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 23 2008 11:21. Posts 599


/stops lurking

dcsscd hijo de pinos 

Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 12:14. Posts 20963

and how do we know she's your gf exactly?

either way she's incredibly hot

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Suicigobo   Netherlands. Jun 23 2008 12:16. Posts 77


  On June 23 2008 10:21 Night[Mare] wrote:

/stops lurking



Clear quote post.

Suici

It aint much if it aint... 

OneInTheStink   United States. Jun 23 2008 12:32. Posts 401

she's not ur gf if she doesnt hug u back and u have ur hand in a fist around her neck, ez signs of a noob lurker friend

Wangs World 

Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 13:28. Posts 20963

he still wins the thread

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 23 2008 13:34. Posts 4245

lol @ blockbuster tag on shirt


Remod   Croatia. Jun 23 2008 13:39. Posts 312


  On June 23 2008 12:28 Loco wrote:
he still wins the thread


definitively!

I see dumb people! 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 20:21. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 10:21 Night[Mare] wrote:

/stops lurking




seriously thought It was two chicks.



....now I feel bad. Is there a way to uncame?


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 20:30. Posts 2414

decided to edit out, because pics were in series... and I'm a retard for throwing good fuskering material up someplace where people are competent with computers.


anyone that got them, enjoy teh nudes.

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:16

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 21:04. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 12:28 Loco wrote:
he still wins the thread






hai guyz

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:20

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 21:18. Posts 2414

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:14

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 22:02. Posts 2414

most consider my conquests epic.

probably because I look like this:



6'1 250-280lbs
and normally grow out my beard for weeks at a time and rarely shower.


will trade life lessons for poker lessons.

(not a g/f, but we dated before she lost her V card to my step bro in the back of my car after she met him like twice while hanging out with me..... epic phail)

edit: in before "weird lurker friend pic" accusations.

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 05:03

RonK1337   Australia. Jun 23 2008 22:16. Posts 268


  On June 23 2008 21:02 mad1337nes wrote:








(not a g/f, but we dated before she lost her V card to my step bro in the back of my car after she met him like twice while hanging out with me..... epic phail)




So classic


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 22:24. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 21:16 RonK1337 wrote:

So classic



she gave basically her first real handjob in the back of my truck to him.

she gave her first blowjob in the back of my car to him.

she got banged out in my Excursion for the first time by him.

at almost 19... all to my step bro, lol.



....I considered it my fault, I need to have less vehicles??


edit: and she wiped the cum off on my seats in both truck and car. WTF?

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 22:25

Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 22:49. Posts 20963

... I don't get anything you've said but you seem to have a nice life.

other guy still wins the thread.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:08. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 21:49 Loco wrote:
... I don't get anything you've said but you seem to have a nice life.

other guy still wins the thread.




I had to take down all the other pics because they were all like IMG001-120301203... and there were noods and such. Even a monkey could find the win, and since the last time I was at that chick's house drunk (chick is married now), I fingered my current g/f's g/f chick (yes, I has a dedicated 3 some chick+ bi g/f) on her period on her sick nice couch, then their dogs ate the couch because they didnt wash it or anything the next morning. So I destroyed their 2k couch, and i'd kinda feel bad if noods got out on the internet of her.... i've owned her enough as is by sticking my peen in her and the mast videos spreading locally. I'll re-host and "a challenger has appeared" this thread in a second.



working at blockbuster is not win... plus he's a sombrero wearer like baal. how does a baal win?


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:30. Posts 2414









tat lifetilted me to no end. Last ex.


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:31. Posts 2414




current + my bike that I miss dearly.


I'd post more current, but shes underage

 Last edit: 23/06/2008 23:47

Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 23:31. Posts 20963

I still didn't get anything you've said in the first paragraph, sorry, I guess I'm retarded. Or my brain is just filtering useless info.

and... because the other girl is sick hot.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Loco   Canada. Jun 23 2008 23:34. Posts 20963

ah, we posted at the same time.

she looks retarded in the first pic, others are cool, tits or gtfo though, seriously.

and stop posting pictures of yourself please?

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 23 2008 23:35. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 22:31 Loco wrote:
I still didn't get anything you've said in the first paragraph, sorry, I guess I'm retarded. Or my brain is just filtering useless info.

and... because the other girl is sick hot.



having image names (especially series, like IMG_001) + photobucket links + http://members.home.nl/bas.de.reuver/files/fusker.html = you can look at private photobuckets.

other girl doesnt even speak english.... not so hot


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 00:05. Posts 2414



more recent.... /agree that she makes weird faces, shes a local model, and still does the same facial quirk things



after the above ex, I was trying to get with this one's friend. She wanted one of my friends instead, and forced this friend off as a peace offering (right side chick). This was a bit ago, she didnt look THIS good... but, sufficient.


original chick I was trying to get with on left, her "little" sister on right (which I tried after not getting big sis... I met them both through their older cousin, who I obv... was trying to get with). Still cuddled with big sis ^^ a lot, and saw vag... so shipit.



ok, now im derailing... because its going to get into just chicks ive hooked up with... and thats teh ghey and a d-bag brag thread.

new "hot chicks you know w/ proof" thread?

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 00:06

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 00:10. Posts 2414


  On June 23 2008 22:34 Loco wrote:
tits or gtfo though, seriously.



probably not worth it.

they arent that nice, and are small.

but pierced. which again, tilts me like the tat.

took her golfing with my dad to introduce her to him (she just sat in the cart) wearing a see through white shirt no bra, mini skirt. Padre was like "IS THA---?" "yes" "GJ son, GJ".

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 00:10

sTrAtO   Mexico. Jun 24 2008 00:21. Posts 5882


  On June 23 2008 23:10 mad1337nes wrote:
Padre was like "IS THA---?" "yes" "GJ son, GJ".



hahaha g1

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Loco   Canada. Jun 24 2008 00:49. Posts 20963

you don't know me well, I love small breasts. thanks for the PM, they are nice.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

[vital]Myth    United States. Jun 24 2008 01:14. Posts 12159

roald post your wife plz

droooooollllllllll

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

jkpickett   United States. Jun 24 2008 01:44. Posts 1403


  On June 23 2008 23:49 Loco wrote:
you don't know me well, I love small breasts. thanks for the PM, they are nice.



ship the pics asap

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 01:51. Posts 2414

haha, snowball starts to roll.


Some chick I went to HS with was on bangbus. But shes black (half black) and bleh. And theres some fat chick from my step bro's highschool that does porn/strips too.. but like 5'3 200, fat.

I dont know any other pornstars/strippers (other then the chicks that were already strippers when I met them... which defeats the fappability of remembering them before they were whores).


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:04. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 00:14 [vital]Myth wrote:
roald post your wife plz

droooooollllllllll



I actually have a good story that Myth might relate to.

I live .3 miles below San Manuel... so we get free security patrol from them (the cops for the indians). Im sure you've seen them when you used to play here, they roll in silver expeditions. But anyways, we were getting drunk as fuck at my house, and I had stim_abuser and ex gf (before we were together) play strip boxing. Any time you get a clean shot in, other person takes off clothes.

IDK, we were way drunk, seemed legit... and he used to box, so ez tits.

She was owning him so hard (down to his boxers) because he wouldnt hit her, lol. So finally he mans up and comes back, and shes topless in a thong. All of a sudden, the security patrol rolls up. I tell them to run in the house (its like 1-2am and they're naked in my front yard) and go to talk to the guy. I was like "sorry officer, we'll keep it down, my bad" and he had the most epic response ever, he was like "wait!! why'd you guys stop? I was just comming over to get a closer look, because I couldn't see tits from the corner". ( I live on a cul-de-sac... so he was sitting at the top of the street watching the whole time).

I wish shit like that happened at my job, I just have two outter stories instead.


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:07. Posts 2414

and I think this chick could contend with blockbuster chick... but she's just a friend (and pic is at like 4am.. she looks way better when not smashed chilling with the boys)



edit: mandatory followup pic for comparison

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 02:09

felafel   . Jun 24 2008 03:11. Posts 17


  On June 23 2008 22:31 mad1337nes wrote:
current + my bike that I miss dearly.


wot she charge per hour?


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 03:45. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 02:11 felafel wrote:
Show nested quote +


wot she charge per hour?



lol, did you just call my fiance a whore? she didnt even have her whore makeup on in pic.

50/h + travel, if you're offering


[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 24 2008 09:29. Posts 154

Mad1337 you live in San bernardino? Im like 10 minutes from San Manuel over in rialto we should hit up the casino some time


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 10:13. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 08:29 [cF]TridenT wrote:
Mad1337 you live in San bernardino? Im like 10 minutes from San Manuel over in rialto we should hit up the casino some time




technically its highland, but yeah... north san bernardino.


drunken 2/4? I'm down.


and sorry everyone that didnt get to see pics..... I just felt weird posting chicks I know personally, on a public forum. Ask loco, he has them... rofl.


edit: and I didnt want to deal with the inevitiable drama of someone finding my myspace and shipping links to all the girls that are all in my friends. That would be way fun.

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 10:20

[cF]TridenT   United States. Jun 24 2008 20:37. Posts 154

Mad you got AIM or MSN? PM im down for some drunk 2/4 3/6 whatevs hit me up


Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 24 2008 22:36. Posts 599


  On June 23 2008 19:21 mad1337nes wrote:
Show nested quote +




seriously thought It was two chicks.



....now I feel bad. Is there a way to uncame?


cmon man, i have no boobs. Yeah she aint my gf but we do hang out pretty often, like a date

dcsscd hijo de pinos 

shaneomac   United States. Jun 24 2008 22:45. Posts 4245


  On June 24 2008 21:36 Night[Mare] wrote:
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cmon man, i have no boobs. Yeah she aint my gf but we do hang out pretty often, like a date



he doesnt win thread anymore, thread is reopened for someone to take it down.


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 23:10. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 21:45 shaneomac wrote:
he doesnt win thread anymore, thread is reopened for someone to take it down.



I already took it... ez.


then I had a guilty conscience at 4am.... but now newest ex is being a bitch, so there might be another mad1337nes bomb coming shortly.

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 23:10

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 25 2008 01:58. Posts 34252


  On June 24 2008 21:36 Night[Mare] wrote:
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cmon man, i have no boobs. Yeah she aint my gf but we do hang out pretty often, like a date



if u havent gone south she is not ur GF

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capaneo   Canada. Jun 25 2008 02:18. Posts 8465


  On June 25 2008 00:58 Baal wrote:
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if u havent gone south she is not ur GF



I think baal is trying to say that u should fuck her?

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

Muhweli   Finland. Jun 25 2008 04:05. Posts 10663

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 25 2008 05:34. Posts 1760

wow, she's hot. Muhweli, you're a lucky person!

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 25 2008 10:03. Posts 2681

giggidy giggidy


shaneomac   United States. Jun 25 2008 10:34. Posts 4245


  On June 25 2008 09:03 killThemDonks wrote:
giggidy giggidy



giggity geeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. Jun 25 2008 12:37. Posts 927


  On June 25 2008 03:05 Muhweli wrote:


u lucky man.. Winner = Muhweli.


jkpickett   United States. Jun 25 2008 12:52. Posts 1403

i hope muhmeli doesn't mind me spanking off to his bitch.

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 25 2008 14:19. Posts 2681


  On June 25 2008 11:52 jkpickett wrote:
i hope muhmeli doesn't mind me spanking off to his bitch.




killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 26 2008 15:29. Posts 2681


  On June 20 2008 15:52 PokerDoc88 wrote:
She can be a bit of a nagger, but when she's being logical and not on her period she has a heart of gold







bumping this.....is this really his gf???
this hurts my brain...the world doesnt make sense anymore..

thought this was a photoshop...but now..i dunno
/edit: no offense pokerdoc

 Last edit: 26/06/2008 15:31

FrinkX   United States. Jun 26 2008 16:01. Posts 7561

yes thats him and his gf

duh

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 26 2008 19:23. Posts 2681

to each man his own


lachlan   Australia. Jun 26 2008 21:41. Posts 6991


  On June 26 2008 18:23 killThemDonks wrote:
to each man his own


i dont see what the issue is... just check out those tits

full ring 

Wreckognize   . Jun 26 2008 21:44. Posts 1263

lol madleetness has time to make 3 posts a day on lp.net and brag about all his hookups while still pimpin.....well played..


PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 26 2008 21:57. Posts 3527

lmfao killthemdonks i'll ease your pain

this is the real me and my gf







ps. idk who that girl is i originally posted, friend sent it to me trying to trick ME into thinking it was his friend's gf


tokeweed   Philippines. Jun 26 2008 22:24. Posts 2149

pokerdoc88... does you family name happen to be "Strong"? just wondering...

big hand = bong loads 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2008 00:12. Posts 34252

what in the fuck is that scary thing behind u both in that last pic?, it looks like a skinned dog

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PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 27 2008 00:19. Posts 3527

my family name isn't strong

and i think its a lamb in the background? it was taken at a party where they had a spit-roast, pretty sure it was a lamb

 Last edit: 27/06/2008 01:18

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 27 2008 00:38. Posts 2414


  On June 26 2008 20:44 Wreckognize wrote:
lol madleetness has time to make 3 posts a day on lp.net and brag about all his hookups while still pimpin.....well played..



wasn't really a brag.... but could be considered since most of you obv have no game.

... I make more the 3 posts a day, and If you think that's absurd.... you need to learn how to multi-task.

I beat off while 12 tabling too.... do I get a cookie?


Joe   Czech Republic. Jun 27 2008 00:55. Posts 5987


  On June 26 2008 23:12 Baal wrote:
what in the fuck is that scary thing behind u both in that last pic?, it looks like a skinned dog



lol baal, do people grill dogs in mexico?

there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) 

Soprano   Poland. Jun 27 2008 01:46. Posts 627


  On June 26 2008 23:55 Joe wrote:
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lol baal, do people grill dogs in mexico?


hahahaha


killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 27 2008 13:41. Posts 2681

fyi





- glad to hear that isnt ur gf pokerdoc! showed to pic to some guys...one said "that picture is so perfectly bad that it cant be real" lmao


iikE   Poland. Jun 27 2008 15:25. Posts 39

oh God, let's do it, some pics :

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1570/obraz110th8.jpg
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4456/obraz011zg0.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5003/obraz026gw9.jpg
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7361/obraz024te4.jpg

there ya go ~~

 Last edit: 27/06/2008 15:25

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2008 16:20. Posts 34252


  On June 26 2008 23:55 Joe wrote:
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lol baal, do people grill dogs in mexico?


obv

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Shenny   Canada. Jun 27 2008 16:51. Posts 1514


  On June 26 2008 23:12 Baal wrote:
what in the fuck is that scary thing behind u both in that last pic?, it looks like a skinned dog



rofl


Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 27 2008 17:40. Posts 599

hahahaha jonno your teeth are ugly t.t

dcsscd hijo de pinos 

alphablend   United States. Jun 27 2008 18:11. Posts 2424


  On June 26 2008 20:57 PokerDoc88 wrote:
lmfao killthemdonks i'll ease your pain

this is the real me and my gf







ps. idk who that girl is i originally posted, friend sent it to me trying to trick ME into thinking it was his friend's gf



Floofy 2.0


Zorglub   Denmark. Jun 27 2008 20:44. Posts 2870

someone make a "post nudes of your girlfriend" thread

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 27 2008 21:02. Posts 2414


  On June 27 2008 19:44 Zorglub wrote:
someone make a "post nudes of your girlfriend" thread






oh, hi


nutshot   United States. Jun 27 2008 21:33. Posts 4539

hello

BJLTNYK: d00000000000000000000000000000000000000d 

TT1   Canada. Jun 27 2008 21:53. Posts 465

hi peep a nipple

0.0 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 27 2008 21:58. Posts 2414


  On June 27 2008 20:53 TT1 wrote:
hi peep a nipple




if you're worried about that.... you probably dont want to see the other 30 pics.


jkpickett   United States. Jun 27 2008 22:02. Posts 1403


  On June 27 2008 20:02 mad1337nes wrote:
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oh, hi


"show your tits, show your tits"

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

Loco   Canada. Jun 27 2008 22:18. Posts 20963

OPEN, SESAME!

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 27 2008 22:29. Posts 2414




In b4 ban.



...sick part is I actually loved this girl, and planned on marrying her. Better luck next time I guess... anyone have hot sisters?


PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 27 2008 22:39. Posts 3527


  On June 27 2008 17:11 alphablend wrote:
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Floofy 2.0




i don't get it

i never tickled her feet

 Last edit: 27/06/2008 22:39

shaneomac   United States. Jun 28 2008 00:38. Posts 4245


  On June 27 2008 21:29 mad1337nes wrote:



In b4 ban.



...sick part is I actually loved this girl, and planned on marrying her. Better luck next time I guess... anyone have hot sisters?



hows that any different than all of your girlfriends. seems like every girlfriend of yours is to be ur wife...


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 28 2008 01:31. Posts 2414


  On June 27 2008 23:38 shaneomac wrote:

hows that any different than all of your girlfriends. seems like every girlfriend of yours is to be ur wife...



basically.


I dont commit to hang out, I commit for life.


Plus if you consider whatever chick you're with can potentially be your partner for life, the less you want to cheat


brambolius   Netherlands. Jun 28 2008 05:08. Posts 1708


  On June 26 2008 14:29 killThemDonks wrote:
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bumping this.....is this really his gf???
this hurts my brain...the world doesnt make sense anymore..

thought this was a photoshop...but now..i dunno
/edit: no offense pokerdoc


looks like the guy from "kevin and perry go large", great movie btw

Heat......EXTEND 

austrian oak   Belgium. Jun 28 2008 06:38. Posts 520

that thing makes me puke

Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! 

terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 28 2008 16:46. Posts 13829

Pokerdoc your gf is pretty hawt. She might have a peepee though.. that just makes it hotter though.


Floofy   Canada. Jun 28 2008 16:58. Posts 8708

She has nice blue eyes, nice hair, great body, nice smile
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.
And her facial shape is maybe a bit manly....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Loco   Canada. Jun 28 2008 17:01. Posts 20963

looooooooooooool

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 28 2008 17:06. Posts 34252

looooooool x2

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ahk88   United States. Jun 28 2008 17:18. Posts 635


  On June 28 2008 15:58 Floofy wrote:
She has nice blue eyes, nice hair, great body, nice smile
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.



....right....looooooooool


Muhweli   Finland. Jun 28 2008 17:24. Posts 10663

floofy's my hero

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 28 2008 20:11. Posts 2414

are we talking about my ex? or the mannish chick?


I think she actually has brown eyes... but the flash made them look weird.


And I think your skin would look oily too, if you were getting plowtowned for 2 hours before the pics were taken.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jun 28 2008 20:14. Posts 9012


  On June 28 2008 19:11 mad1337nes wrote:
are we talking about my ex? or the mannish chick?


I think she actually has brown eyes... but the flash made them look weird.


And I think your skin would look oily too, if you were getting plowtowned for 2 hours before the pics were taken.



so what you're saying is, she did all the work?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 28 2008 20:48. Posts 2414


  On June 28 2008 19:14 gawdawaful wrote:

so what you're saying is, she did all the work?




I may suck at poker.

...but I know how to fuck


jkpickett   United States. Jun 28 2008 21:52. Posts 1403


  On June 28 2008 19:48 mad1337nes wrote:
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I may suck at poker.

...but I know how to fuck


i always heard that those who have to tell others they are a good lay often are the worst.

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

jkpickett   United States. Jun 28 2008 22:04. Posts 1403


  On June 28 2008 19:11 mad1337nes wrote:
plowtowned



never heard this term before. will def. have to work into my vocab

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 29 2008 00:23. Posts 3069


  On June 28 2008 19:48 mad1337nes wrote:
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I may suck at poker.

...but I know how to fuck


Thanks for the info, i'll take your word for it

===== mrpav.com ===== 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 04:47. Posts 2414


  On June 28 2008 21:04 jkpickett wrote:
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never heard this term before. will def. have to work into my vocab



its legit.

I even have a img for myspacing sloots who dont understand compounded english words.




and I wasn't teh brags about my penis giving abilities, just making sure gawdawefull understands that I do work, son.




edit: bitches cream when you tell them you're taking them to plow town. they dont realize it isnt like a get on an airplane and stay at a hotel trip, its like a get on teh cock and stay there until I roll over and go to sleep, trip.

 Last edit: 29/06/2008 04:51

felafel   . Jun 29 2008 05:26. Posts 17


  On June 28 2008 15:58 Floofy wrote:
ok her skin is a little bit bad but thats ok u guys have too high standards.


omg floofy == ronk1337: just take her out the back and hope your friends dont see.


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 29 2008 06:31. Posts 34252

btw i dont get why u censor the pic o_o

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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 29 2008 09:27. Posts 3069


  On June 27 2008 21:29 mad1337nes wrote:



In b4 ban.



...sick part is I actually loved this girl, and planned on marrying her. Better luck next time I guess... anyone have hot sisters?



If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...

===== mrpav.com =====Last edit: 29/06/2008 09:36

Yaffie   United Kingdom. Jun 29 2008 11:44. Posts 672


  On June 29 2008 08:27 mrpav.com wrote:
If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...



truth


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 11:55. Posts 2414

she probably shouldnt have started fucking my next door neighbor (to be fair, technically its a house over) while we were still together (for over a year).... and telling me shes "in love" etc etc after 2 days of getting with him.

she also gave me an STD.





...im pretty sure I have just cause, so dont make me post moar


edit: forgot to mention that she already posted most of this set on anonIB a while ago.. and shows terts to all our friends on command. I could see how an anonymous website != one where you know who exactly is posting.... but I think she gives consent by self posting these? I'm just reposting

 Last edit: 29/06/2008 12:03

killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 29 2008 12:16. Posts 2681

lol....wat???

u have an std? im taking you off my "who to fuck" list


Roald   Tuvalu. Jun 29 2008 12:28. Posts 2683


  On June 29 2008 08:27 mrpav.com wrote:
If your posting naked pics of your gf on forums, i dont care if they are your ex or not, this is plain disrespectful. It actually tells me what kind of person you are by doing such a thing. Doing retarted things like this make Baal look like a saint...



I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.

drugs, animals, children are welcome -Xavier 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 12:32. Posts 2414

had.

bacterial. Some redic contagious skin condition or something?? dotors are retarded.


..but when contracted, we both thought it was herp. g/f let next door neighbor (uggo) chick eat her out, then I banged her out (while neighbor chick, who has a kid and a guy for like 8 years, gets H'd by two of our friends).... woke up with bumps on peen. Neighbor decided not to mention that she tested positive for herp untill we confronted her, then SOMEHOW convinced my g/f that it wasnt her (who is confirmed sleeping with 10+ nasty ass dudes), but that I must've cheated on her and obv gave her something... girl logic (or lack therof) is so legit. So she freaked and moved out, and basically sent the snowball rolling downhill.


Then, neighbor chick started drama with me, so I threatened to blow everything wide open and tell her dude, and now to get "even" with me.... she's convinced g/f to fuck the dude that lives on her couch with no job, that smokes weed all day and only survives off food stamps. They're in love, shipit.



/emo post.


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 12:35. Posts 2414


  On June 29 2008 11:28 Roald wrote:
I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.





standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts.

-ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jun 29 2008 14:00. Posts 9012


  On June 29 2008 11:32 mad1337nes wrote:
had.

bacterial. Some redic contagious skin condition or something?? dotors are retarded.


..but when contracted, we both thought it was herp. g/f let next door neighbor (uggo) chick eat her out, then I banged her out (while neighbor chick, who has a kid and a guy for like 8 years, gets H'd by two of our friends).... woke up with bumps on peen. Neighbor decided not to mention that she tested positive for herp untill we confronted her, then SOMEHOW convinced my g/f that it wasnt her (who is confirmed sleeping with 10+ nasty ass dudes), but that I must've cheated on her and obv gave her something... girl logic (or lack therof) is so legit. So she freaked and moved out, and basically sent the snowball rolling downhill.


Then, neighbor chick started drama with me, so I threatened to blow everything wide open and tell her dude, and now to get "even" with me.... she's convinced g/f to fuck the dude that lives on her couch with no job, that smokes weed all day and only survives off food stamps. They're in love, shipit.



/emo post.



10 for the girl logic


  On June 29 2008 11:35 mad1337nes wrote:
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standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts.

-ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.


But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV


edit: Wait what this isn't the rate the poster above thread?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 29 2008 14:09. Posts 2414


  On June 29 2008 13:00 gawdawaful wrote:
But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV



No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know.

He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.


amandla   Zimbabwe. Aug 03 2008 01:48. Posts 3

--- Nuked ---


DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 03 2008 03:33. Posts 1764


  On August 03 2008 00:48 amandla wrote:
--- Nuked ---



aww mangst what'd it say?!

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

fakeshaver   United States. Aug 04 2008 13:56. Posts 1313

lol at that video posted on fat chicks


DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:07. Posts 1764

well can we do ex's?(only broke up because of my entry into the marines and i don't do long distance relationships)

She's on the left, obv that me in the middle. Halloween last year was TIIIGHT :D


I took her Go-Karting for our Anniversary, it was also fun.


Us messing around b4 dinner at BJ's


oh right after sex. my chest is red from her biting me... it was hawt.(that was like 2 hours after i shaved my head)
+ Show Spoiler +

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turnLast edit: 04/08/2008 14:32

bane   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:33. Posts 2379

you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog


DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:48. Posts 1764


  On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote:
you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog



wat

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

Venrae   United States. Aug 04 2008 14:54. Posts 1545


  On August 04 2008 13:48 DarkDevildog wrote:
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wat

You're really pale.

Learn to appreciate the value of the dollar. The rest is easy. (Hurricane @ TL)Last edit: 04/08/2008 14:54

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 15:04. Posts 1764


  On August 04 2008 13:54 Venrae wrote:
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You're really pale.



meh, that'll change in a month. could have could have something alot worse wrong w/ me than being pale...

actually i do... i'm sort of a ginger. or a mix between a ginger and a daywalker

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

hubmaster   United States. Aug 04 2008 15:18. Posts 586

I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__-

On another note, when do u leave for the military?

You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude. 

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 15:40. Posts 1764


  On August 04 2008 14:18 hubmaster wrote:
I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__-

On another note, when do u leave for the military?



no you retard. do you ever listen? it was technically mutual, but it was me who brought up the whole long distance shit, and me not seeing her for 3 months.

a week from today.

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

Shenny   Canada. Aug 04 2008 16:23. Posts 1514

have you ever seen the movie Powder?


Baalim   Mexico. Aug 04 2008 16:30. Posts 34252


  On June 29 2008 13:09 mad1337nes wrote:
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No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know.

He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.


lol he didnt last long

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DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 17:09. Posts 1764


  On August 04 2008 15:23 Shenny wrote:
have you ever seen the movie Powder?



lol comon nowww i'm not that pale.

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 04 2008 17:19. Posts 7292

I plan on making Clay's (MezmerizePLZ) newly single sister my girlfriend soon. Just you wait.

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 04 2008 18:22. Posts 34252

lol pic

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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 04 2008 18:29. Posts 4527

you look straight-up ginger to me
not that there's anything wrong with that or whatever
your ex was hot, nh

not all who wander are lost 

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 19:08. Posts 1764

yea hopefully over the course of the next 3 months i'll transform into something more beautiful than a ginger, haha. 12 hour days in the sun ftw

that or i'll develop melanoma.

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 04 2008 20:14. Posts 4527

I think most gingers I've known ime have had a certain [physical] charm about them - I for one have never seen what people have 'hated' on lol
who cares anyways

not all who wander are lost 

iop   Sweden. Aug 04 2008 20:37. Posts 4951

I would post my ex'es but from a previous discussion with muhweli I wont

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 04 2008 23:00. Posts 1764


  On August 04 2008 19:14 sOah wrote:
I think most gingers I've known ime have had a certain [physical] charm about them - I for one have never seen what people have 'hated' on lol
who cares anyways



QFT =]

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

DooMeR   United States. Aug 04 2008 23:23. Posts 8551




<3 baby

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 02:26. Posts 2591

actually these days I'm livin on the edge, u know, trying the whole two girlfriends simultaneously thing
it's worked out great so far as I only see Susie on weekends
we both like it that way, drama free u know?
but shit will hit the fan if Beth ever finds out

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 02:35. Posts 2591

so anyway
heres Beth

heres Susie

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 05 2008 02:44. Posts 6112

lolololol

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 02:50. Posts 34252

Susie is a bit manly

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PokerDoc88   Australia. Aug 05 2008 02:57. Posts 3527

LOL

btw Beth is cheating on you with me mmmmmm her mouth feels so good

 Last edit: 05/08/2008 02:57

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 03:01. Posts 2591

wat?!?
that slut!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.Last edit: 05/08/2008 03:30

sirracksalot   United States. Aug 05 2008 03:14. Posts 2299


  On August 04 2008 18:08 DarkDevildog wrote:
yea hopefully over the course of the next 3 months i'll transform into something more beautiful than a ginger, haha. 12 hour days in the sun ftw

that or i'll develop melanoma.



it has nothing to do with Melatonin and everything to do with having no soul....you soulless bastard...at least i have half of one

haters gonna hate 

Muhweli   Finland. Aug 05 2008 03:25. Posts 10663


  On August 05 2008 01:57 PokerDoc88 wrote:
LOL

btw Beth is cheating on you with me mmmmmm her mouth feels so good



Ahahahah

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 03:31. Posts 2591


  On August 05 2008 01:50 Baal wrote:
Susie is a bit manly


I didn't shave her that weekend before we went out

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

Jorge   United States. Aug 05 2008 04:11. Posts 1364


  On August 04 2008 22:23 DooMeR wrote:



<3 baby




I'd hit it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CABRON ME MEO!

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

Jorge   United States. Aug 05 2008 04:21. Posts 1364

IF ex's count


must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome HeroLast edit: 05/08/2008 04:21

JDK87   Netherlands. Aug 05 2008 06:07. Posts 419

Unless you're still banging her, ex's don't count imo.

RaSZi - Unconventional, complete FPS-syndrome and arrogant without ever having achieved anything. 

znb   Hungary. Aug 05 2008 06:41. Posts 351



V



=

I usually play NL1000, but accidentally misclicked.Last edit: 05/08/2008 06:45

humPah   Finland. Aug 05 2008 06:43. Posts 1544


  On August 05 2008 05:07 JDK87 wrote:
Unless you post naked pictures of her, ex's don't count imo.

Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive. 

stiffler   United States. Aug 05 2008 09:17. Posts 2


edit: fyp

 Last edit: 05/08/2008 09:57

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 05 2008 09:30. Posts 16784

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Raidern   Brasil. Aug 05 2008 09:43. Posts 4243

Apparently that girl is Stiffler girlfriend. She made that video after he gave up on her to post on lp

im a regular at nl5 

p-halt   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:09. Posts 345

lol


DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:11. Posts 1764

wow stiffler didn't last long, why'd he get banned?

can i get the nuke symbol w/o actually being banned? eh eh eh?

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turnLast edit: 05/08/2008 10:15

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 10:14. Posts 1764


  On August 05 2008 05:41 znb wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +




lol, when you have to move on in life you can't let a girlfriend stand in the way, it was a very serious relationship, but we both knew that we are young and that marriage down the road would be a unlikely possibility.

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 11:19. Posts 5882


  On August 05 2008 09:14 DarkDevildog wrote:
lol, when you have to move on in life you can't let a girlfriend stand in the way, it was a very serious relationship, but we both knew that we are young and that marriage down the road would be a unlikely possibility.



that sux

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Syntax   United States. Aug 05 2008 11:41. Posts 4415


  On August 04 2008 14:40 DarkDevildog wrote:
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no you retard. do you ever listen?


....
no you retard. you did say that from before because that's also what i thought.

are you going to call me a retard and ask if i ever listen now?

mike, my point is, was that really necassary?

wut wut wutLast edit: 05/08/2008 11:45

RobbieV   Thailand. Aug 05 2008 12:42. Posts 1277

gfs are for people who cant get laid

@0_o@ 

Critterer   United Kingdom. Aug 05 2008 12:45. Posts 5337


  On August 05 2008 01:35 tloapc wrote:
so anyway
heres Susie




f4zi??

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 12:49. Posts 1764


  On August 05 2008 10:41 Syntax wrote:
Show nested quote +



....
no you retard. you did say that from before because that's also what i thought.

are you going to call me a retard and ask if i ever listen now?

mike, my point is, was that really necassary?



it probably wasn't, but he was irritating me before the post, so i felt it was at the time.

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

DarkDevildog   United States. Aug 05 2008 12:50. Posts 1764


  On August 05 2008 11:42 RobbieV wrote:
gfs are for people who cant get laid by more than one girl



FYP

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

sirracksalot   United States. Aug 05 2008 17:43. Posts 2299


  On August 05 2008 10:41 Syntax wrote:
Show nested quote +



....
no you retard. you did say that from before because that's also what i thought.

are you going to call me a retard and ask if i ever listen now?

mike, my point is, was that really necassary?



yes and yes

haters gonna hate 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 05 2008 17:48. Posts 16784


  On August 05 2008 11:45 Critterer wrote:
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f4zi??


wow, it really is him

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 05 2008 17:52. Posts 34252


  On August 05 2008 11:45 Critterer wrote:
Show nested quote +



f4zi??


ROFL!!!

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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 05 2008 17:58. Posts 2591

thx u guys just made me break up with Susie as I will now always think of f4zi when I'm bangin her =[[

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

Day[9]   United States. Aug 08 2008 01:25. Posts 3447

^_~ my lovely girl:






YEAH!! ^_^_^


DooMeR   United States. Aug 12 2008 12:44. Posts 8551


  On August 08 2008 00:25 Day[9] wrote:
^_~ my lovely girl:






YEAH!! ^_^_^



LOL she looks insane in the last picture. shes like "IM GONNA BAKE YOU"

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Aug 12 2008 13:21. Posts 3462


  On August 05 2008 16:52 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



ROFL!!!



LOL

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

znb   Hungary. Aug 12 2008 15:47. Posts 351


  On August 08 2008 00:25 Day[9] wrote:
^_~ my lovely girl:






YEAH!! ^_^_^



jailbait?

I usually play NL1000, but accidentally misclicked. 

Day[9]   United States. Aug 12 2008 18:03. Posts 3447

hahah she was young in several of those pictures, but she's currently over 18

yaaay! ^_~


FrinkX   United States. Aug 12 2008 22:01. Posts 7561

GO SEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

 



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