What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk?

Inspired from a 2p2 thread.

What is the dumbest or most embarrassing thing that you guys have ever done in another state of mind? Drunk/High/On shrooms, whatever, post your stories here!


I'll start it off.

I confessed my love for a long timme best friend (girl obv) at a party the first time I got throw up drunk. She had no idea I had these feelings and completely shut me down (luckily I was so drunk I have no recollection of the conversation we had.. but my friends were there and told me it wasn't pretty). So after I am burned by the then love of my life, I leave the party and forget my shoes, then on the way home throw up in my fried's car. She gets super pissed and is yelling at me b/c we have to pull over to clean ou the throw up, and I can do nothing but laugh, I had to buy her a steak dinner to make up for it!
I get to my best friend's house, shower, pass out on his floor in clothes he gave me, wake up 4 hours later dehydrated and immediately hop on his comp to play poker.

I felt embarrassed for about a week after that, then I said fuck it. We all laugh about it now. This was about a year ago.

So LP, Let's hear your stories. I suspect Rekrul will have some good ones about bringing home some korean chick from a club who turned out to be a man or something, but w/e.

GOGOGOGOGOGO

during my freshman year here at HMC, my roommate and i had our last final of the year (for multivariable calculus) as a take-home final. it had a 3-hour time limit. so we were taking it in our room. before we began, we agreed that in celebration of it being our last final, we would get drunk when it was over. so i started mine at 2am, and my roommate started at about 2:30am.

when i finished at 5, obviously i proceeded to quickly throw back multiple drinks. because i was sleep deprived and hadn't eaten in many hours, i got pretty drunk pretty fast. anyway, when he finished his exam HE REFUSED TO DRINK. WTF ULTRA BM YO. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, I WAS DRUNK BY MYSELF AT 6AM. so we decide to go to breakfast, and he drives, obv . when we get to the restaurant, i keep laughing uncontrollably when trying to talk to the waitress, and i repeatedly fall over in the booth, dying of laughter. the waitress was very concerned.

when we got back on campus, we were going to turn in our exams, and my mom called on my cell phone. now, it's 730am and i think this was like a wednesday, and i was drunk...sortof not the best time to answer a call from my mother. so i answered the call while stumbling toward my professor's office, and i don't really remember what she called about or what i said or anything.

by the time we got back to our dorm, i just laid down on the concrete outside and said that i really wanted to "pass out in the hot sun" (ATHF reference). my roommate had to drag me by the arm into our suite, so that i wouldn't get sunburned and attacked by ants. it was awesome

On December 10 2006 02:22 BigRed0000 wrote: we all suspect Rekrul will have some bad ones about bringing home some korean chick from a club who turned out to be a man or something GOGOGOGOGOGO

I once described my cock to a girl, in detail, both flaccid and erect, with a bunch of people watching the conversation

I wasn't really embarrassed after I sobered up though

this isn't too bad. I've never crashed a car or gotten into a fight drunk, so I guess I'm one of the lucky ones

Telling my friends mom I want to fuck her, calling my best friend a nigger 10 times, falling asleep next to a russian fish boat, XXX different stupid things with girls, beeing aggressive to the taxi line. Yeah stuff like this

dumbest thing when drunk:

i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry.

So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store.

Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town.

We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes.

But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!!

We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up...

... until the police came

I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home.

I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!!
Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!!

On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!!

True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell.
Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

Aint saying nothing -_-

On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

True

On December 10 2006 06:25 The72o wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo. True

hehe, i did that once ...the cops were like "ok, your are fine, just go" (my friend was driving whitout his license) and i reacted "wtf? you cant take him, we are near his house blah blah motherfuckers/stupids, TAKE ME WHIT HIM YOU PUSSIES!"

and... they put us in jail for 3 hours or something

On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

u´re right i did not feel right about the ending as well.
I just ran as fast i could, i heard it later from him what happened and that he had to clean it.

btw, we´re still good friends today although its 10 years ago

A friend threw a kettle out the window (4th or 5th floor) because we cut some of his hair. Going down all the way for just one kettle was stupid, so we threw two chair along with a table out and went on our way down. It was dark already, so I took a flashlight with me, which gave light in shape of a fish. It got named Felix , we picked our stuff and headed back to our room. I guess it's pretty obvious, that a fish needs some watet. At least it was obvius back then. 15l on the floor were enought, we also made an island, an waterfall with chair and bucket, feeded Felix etc.

And later on the same night someone got the idea to give one beer for every crap that wont end in the toilet. If one crap in bag for $10 was low in your opinion, we are doomed - the idea got pretty popular, so like 20 bags got thrown out.

Then we got thrown out

But the place was shity anyway, some dick made quite nice cash on poor bridge players by using some old dorm without adjusting the prices. We got to know later, that everyone else (non-bridge players) payed like $3 for one night, while they wanted us to pay $10.

giving away lots of weed to random ppl at a party,stealing a car,fucking 2 way to young sisters(15&16),fell in a small river,get caught by police driving with 2,4%o with my bike on streets i shouldnt even be,jumped out of a window(not that highmaybe 2,5m or so) ,running from police for no reason at a antinazi demo in movie style(jumping over garage roofs,fences and stuff),lost my shoes at a festival and more.

hell i did lots of stupid shit...

(only alcohol,weed and shrooms. no other stuff for me)

On December 10 2006 03:39 VanDerMeyde wrote: Telling my friends mom I want to fuck her, calling my best friend a nigger 10 times

LOLLL

one time when me and two friends went camping in quebec, we got real shitty and decided to take a walk for a smoke. we ended up getting lost in the woods in the middle of nowhere, stumbled upon a trailer park that was seemingly partially under construction. being so urban, my friend jermaine decided to hotwire a golf cart some guy had out of his trailer. within about 2 minutes a fat french canadian hick started chasing after my two friends in the golf cart. i hadn't sat in the cart and fatty didnt see me on his way out so i began walking slowly in the other direction. eventually the police showed up and i convinced them i was a serbian lost in the woods and i was here to visit family. they hardly understood english so i think they bought my horrendous accent. i never caught up with my two other friends until i found my way back to the campground at about 1pm the next day. (the cops just kinda left me in the middle of the trailer park once they decided i didnt steal the cart and that i couldnt communicate with them). my two buds said they wrecked the cart then tried to steal some huge construction truck but only managed to break the window, and they somehow got back to the campground before i did. all in all a pretty scary night. and ify ou think a hangover is bad, try going like 11 hours without sleep or food or water after drinking and being lost in the woods. it was pretty terrifying.

me and some friends had to much out on a golf course
we finished our 9 holes and then went to the driving range (which was right by a high way)

one of us hit a big truck that just so happened to be the guy who owned the golf course we were at
after that we all jumped in a golf cart and drove about a mile up and called another friend to pick us up

On December 10 2006 08:55 BeMannerPenner wrote: giving away lots of weed to random ppl at a party,stealing a car,fucking 2 way to young sisters(15&16),fell in a small river,get caught by police driving with 2,4%o with my bike on streets i shouldnt even be,jumped out of a window(not that highmaybe 2,5m or so) ,running from police for no reason at a antinazi demo in movie style(jumping over garage roofs,fences and stuff),lost my shoes at a festival and more. hell i did lots of stupid shit... (only alcohol,weed and shrooms. no other stuff for me)

holy fuck lmao

i think you're the only one that will be posting felonies

threatened a secret service agent, telling him i would fucking kill him if he laid a hand on my friends sister lol

I told a girl something like; “You are really good-looking right now, but God did you look like shit when I was sober!” I think it's kinda funny. I like drunk me.

I've done some other stupid things too, but nothing that bad really.

When exams for my highschool were over there was a huge party ofcourse started out in the afternoon and lasted till 3-4 am in the night. I was so drunk that when I came home I went to my window and puked out of it, thing is that the wall beneath my window is completely white and that wall is also the front of our house..oopsy. And yes it's still visible, lol never seen my mom so fuckin pissed

hint on my worst thing: i ended up in court

got freed, thnx for that

(obv not involved rape or something like that)

I also pissed out of a window from the 29th floor in me and ibsu's first apartment in Buenos Aires.

Thinking back on it its pretty scary cuz I was drunk as fuck and coulda fell down

haha, sounds like you had a good time.

secretly staying at my at the time gf for the night, then having her father knock on the door real hard because of the noise we were making. i had to jump outside in the snow almost naked, breaking my ankle on the way down and having to climb a fence with a limp to get the the bus station

This is not the dumbest thing I've done but its the latest dumbest thing.

For those of you who doesn't know I'm in Vancouver,BC and the capital city of the province is Victoria which is like 2 hour driving(and ferry) away. And they have the parliament building there in the middle of the downtown



So a frind came from US and we decided to go to victoria cause he wanted to see it. We went there and we went to a bar/restaurant and we started eating and drinkin and chuggin beers and stuff. After like 1-1.5hour I was up like 8 pints of beer and a couple of shots! And we were all drinkin including the driver!!! So after like 3 hours of being there everyone was super drunk and we diceded to go back to Vancouver. So while we were passing the parliament building in downtown the US guy said he wants to take a picture. And while he was doing so me and 2other friends started pissing AT the parliament buliding! I have no idea why no one caught us!


I was a student in Dubai,UAE for like 2 years and during those times we were goin to the bars alot and we used to do really really crazy shits back then. Like stealin the paintings from the lobby of some nice hotel or stealin chairs and tables at a KFC store(on a regular basis!) and tellin the manager to shut up while we were doin it. Ditching cops in highway chases and stuff like that to name a few. But UAE is diffrent than NorthAmerican. As long as you know the right people and you have money you can basically do whatever you want.

On December 10 2006 14:48 LNinja wrote: secretly staying at my at the time gf for the night, then having her father knock on the door real hard because of the noise we were making. i had to jump outside in the snow almost naked, breaking my ankle on the way down and having to climb a fence with a limp to get the the bus station

lol dumbest thing WHILE DRUNK. Still quite a funny story rofl

ok.

well im not sure if this is dumb or stupid but i've thrown up in my friend's car once thinking i was aiming at the white plastic bag he gave me, he told me a few days later when he found out i threw up in his car, thing is a really thought i was barfing in the bag.

i had to piss in a beer bottle while being in a moving car because my friend couldnt afford to stop the car and i really had to piss. i didnt really tell him, i just unzipped and did my thing. i think i missed the bottle for a few drops too.

buying a rose from a flower merchant romaing in the club trying to make a buck, and then giving it to a girl i liked at the time in front of all her friends and all my friends, that was horrible. but the worst part is when i did it again later that night.

i once opened the door of a moving car when sitting in the passenger seat, wasnt going too fast but it was moving, and just jumped out because i really needed to piss, my friends were freakin out but i really needed to piss and had been waiting to get to destination for too long

a reallly long time ago when my first girlfriend broke up with me and tore my heart apart by cheating on me, i had my friend drive me over to her house and i had pissed on the snow writing fuck you, except i ran out of piss and had to finish off the writing with my hands.

uhhh

theres one story i remember but it wasnt me, it was one of my friends he was really really drunk one night at a bar/coffee place and he had gone to the bathroom to throw up or something, but when he was gone for so long me and my friends started worrying about him so we went in to see, and saw that he was sitting on the bowl. and we found that he fell asleep while taking a shit.

jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc

haha, good read though.

Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl.

Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3

dunno what happened
woke up on a bridge the next day though.

completely drunk got angry at the world and decided to throw all the money that was in my pockets (didnt have wallet like 30$) into a gutter and climb a mountain

realized i was fucking tired and buzz wore off and dehydrated went back down got the money from the gutter and taxi'd back home

Flushed two ounce of OG Kush down the toilet cuz I thought cops were raiding my house.. (We were havin a party) But it was a neighbor bitchin cuz of noise

On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though.

Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do.

high on shrooms
i bought my friend's drug-dealing-roommate's homework for $300

because I wanted to write something down

On December 10 2006 19:21 Baal wrote: Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl. Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3

whow, isn't a green like 15 yards across? it being 4+" think i would imagine it to weigh 1000 pounds. Or was this midget golf?

got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends

that and tilting for about -150 playing some $50 HU matches on FT, after I went up several hundred in the 30's (oh why didnt i just quit >_< )

<3 LNinja

woke up on a bridge steve?

On December 11 2006 09:49 aseq wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 19:21 Baal wrote: Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl. Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3 whow, isn't a green like 15 yards across? it being 4+" think i would imagine it to weigh 1000 pounds. Or was this midget golf?

it was the smallest green of the course, its a particulary small one, and grass isnt that heavy

Ran outside at 4 am wearing only a pair of shorts in the middle of winter = Was locked outside of my apartment complex and couldnt wake anyone up to let me in

well i consider my self a pretty good drinker, but i have a few bad stories...

one time my friend told me i couldnt jump off this guys porch, so i did, but i couldnt see the landing.. and it ended up being very far down so i broke my ankle when i landed..

another time my friends wanted me to take shots of dish soap, and bong water.. did that, almost shitted bubbles...

and the last thing i can think of, not really that bad but kinda cool.. i was on vacation in vancouver BC, and i got way shitty drunk at tonic, and ended up walking around downtown till i finally passed out in a bush over on the waterfront.. and if anyone knows vancouver, thats a really fuckin long walk.. but i dont really remember much...

oh and lets not forget what every guy does, thats really dumb when their drunk..
dancing.. and one night stands with members from the "b-team"

I was camping with some friends and just got hammmered and fell off a dock into a lake. So i borrowed some guys shorts that were too big for me and thats when my memory stops. Next thing i remember its morning and i'm standing out by the road and my face is bleeding, and i have no clue what happened.
Apparently a couple of my coked up buddies that were up all night collapsed my tent on me and i came outside just enraged and started 2 fights. Both times as soon as i started swinging the shorts i borrowed fell down cuz they were way too big and i wasnt wearing any boxers. So i got beat up with my pants down twice in front of a bunch of people. I didnt find my wallet or my gold chain till a week later and i was accusing everyone of stealing them... and i ruined my new cell phone when i fell in the lake.

Shittiest thing is one of the guys that kicked my ass had been a close friend of mine since i was 5 and I've barely talked to him since.

I drank a half gal of long island mix at my frat, blacked out and woke up in jail. I didn't know what happened until I went to court a week later and heard the police report while standing in front of everyone else in court coming straight from the judge's mouth.

So, my date and I were in the middle of the street, she was sitting on the ground talking on her phone while I had my thing out taking a piss right in front of her just in time for a cop to drive-by and see us. He drags us to the side of the road, and while I was begging him to let us go because I was on probation and we were both minors at the time, the cop looks down and notices I forgot to put my dick all the way back in my pants as I'm still pissing all over myself and getting some on the cop while I was at it... They let her go and took me to jail immediately where I came to about 5 hours later having no idea what happened.

blew up a cops mailbox with an m80, while he was home.

another time, i had promised my dad I would mow the lawn (very big lawn) the next morning, and I went to my friend's house and got really drunk. I got so drunk I threw up a bunch, and decided, in my stupidity, that there was no way I would be able to wake up in time to mow the lawn(It was like 4 am and I needed to be home at 7-8 am and was about to pass out), so I called my dad and had him pick me up to bring me back home so that I would be there in time to mow the lawn.

my dad actually did come pick me up, then when I got home I passed out and was horribly sick for like 2 days after that

another time, I took shrooms, and started to have a bad trip. at one point I was convinced that I was paralyzed, and also that my brain was "overheating" or something, so I kept having my friends bring me glasses of water. I drank like 10 full glasses of water over a 1-2 hour period.. and slowly my stomach hurt more and more. Eventually, since I couldn't get up cuz I thought I was paralyzed, I ended up peeing all over myself.

I thought I was going to die lolz. alot of crazy shit happened that time

i remember, while drinking glass after glass of water, asking my friend out loud "why am i drinking this water", and then pouring it all over myself and asking "why am i pouring this water all over myself".

On December 11 2006 09:30 GsOne wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though. Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do.

What? I drink my fair share (and probably others') of alcohol but I don't go bananas like some noob over it maybe a bit overly friendly towards the ladies but that's it.

I hardly drink to get drunk anymore.... just have a beer or 2 but I use to get drunk in high school but not really fucked up... I think I am more calm and harmless when I am drunk, I just talk alot of shit. I just sit back and watch my friends go at it..

I did freak out like asdf2000 once when smoking weed in a fucked up way.... it wasnt as bad but I totally know what he felt.

I felt like I am passing out... which i think i was about too, dehydrated... and I felt like my mouth and lungs were dirty and somehow I associated with cancer so I started gargolying and brushing my teeth....then I wanted to get the weed out of my system so I went out and breathed heavily which made more dizzy.... all this is in panic mode as I remeber...running around going to bathroom brushing teeth and gargolying salt water

it was a terrifying exprience but now that I think of it, its amusing really

lol travis that was pretty fucked up

On December 11 2006 23:53 NoDice wrote: Show nested quote + On December 11 2006 09:30 GsOne wrote:   On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though. Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do. What? I drink my fair share (and probably others') of alcohol but I don't go bananas like some noob over it maybe a bit overly friendly towards the ladies but that's it.

When I was in dubai we were sitting and drinking for like str8 10 hours and while we were at it sometimes I would just go and throw up in the bath room and come back to the table and start drinkin again!
There is no shame in gettin so drunk that you would throw up but whenever someone offers you a drink u HAVE to take it and finish it. That being said I assume you are either going out with a bunch of sisi's or u are a fag who needs to be beaten up by some drunk guy so you learn the ettique of drinkin

Yes, my bad, you have to make a complete fuck of yourself whenever you drink, I mean that's what it's there for. Nevermind just having a good time, no that's not enough, you have to get so shitfaced that you don't remember what even happened.

No, there is no shame in getting so drunk that you throw up, but it seems to be the norm for you in the way you talk, and anything less than a complete mindfuck of a drunkenness seems to be looked down upon by you. Which seems right on par for someone as sophisticated as yourself, calling someone you don't know a fag for handling alcohol better than your teenagey juvenile ass.

hey Cap, I think he narrowed it down...

When I get really high, I think of some crazy shit. Travis does this happen to you?

For example... last week my 2 friends and I smoked about 2 g's of dro, then played super smash bros. I was convinced that the game was acttually a real world in some other dimension, and everytime you played as a character and lost, that 'character' in the other realm died and was instantly replaced by a clone. It was fucking nuts. But also really fun.

i did yomers previous roomate doggy style -_-;;

On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends

you a bitch?
guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them?

On December 12 2006 03:27 NoDice wrote: Yes, my bad, you have to make a complete fuck of yourself whenever you drink, I mean that's what it's there for. Nevermind just having a good time, no that's not enough, you have to get so shitfaced that you don't remember what even happened. No, there is no shame in getting so drunk that you throw up, but it seems to be the norm for you in the way you talk, and anything less than a complete mindfuck of a drunkenness seems to be looked down upon by you. Which seems right on par for someone as sophisticated as yourself, calling someone you don't know a fag for handling alcohol better than your teenagey juvenile ass.

EXACTLY!

On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them?

yeah this always confuses me

like when girls say they need to "get laid"

girls don't get laid, they lay

guys get laid

Gave a donkey a rimjob.

College!

On December 12 2006 09:13 KingKory wrote: Gave a donkey a rimjob. College!

the things young boys will do to get into a fraternity these days

On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid

actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid

(generally)

On December 12 2006 04:54 Craigerson wrote: i did yomers previous roomate doggy style -_-;;

Male?

On December 12 2006 09:34 asdf2000 wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote:   On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid (generally)

you just blew my mind

On December 12 2006 09:54 Spambuckle wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 09:34 asdf2000 wrote:   On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote:   On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid (generally) you just blew my mind

well then I just hope you think with your brain
har

oh just too many things..

once I've returned home totally wasted and got a great idea to have a bath.. so I turn the water on and fall asleep on the floor.. flooded entire flat.

other time I went to the kitchen to take a morning piss (dunno why there) while my mom and sister were having breakfast..

I slept in random outside location many times..

funny stuff was when I drunk some strange mixture of vodka shrooms and gasoline and want walking through the near river.. trying to find some tree to lean on cause I wanted to piss badly..

sometimes I'm happy not to remember anything

"You know girl, its gonna take only 2 six packs to get to know you tonight "

whacked like 2 grams of coke in the parking lot of a strip club, i got lockjaw. But i smoked a blunt and it got better. All of this after drinking 3/4 bottle of bicardi 151.

o ive also fought a mailbox as well.

no more blow since that night, i got scurred.

k well some of this is kinda bad.. lets see

gave my $200 mobile to pay the shop for a burger, one of my friends was nearby and got it back for me

locked myself out of apartment sat on floor for a few hours to get back in

went out by myself drunk as fuck into a field and attacked all the traffic cones coz i heard a girl got raped, lost my flatmates keys in the process

drove drunk to my friends. drove high as fuck (slow and scared as fuck) from one part of the beach to the other to have another joint (some ppl dont think this is a big deal but weed pretty much destroys me). went out to new years carnival with 1 friend, parked in the school, got wasted as fuck then came back and tore the shit out of one of the school football fields doing handbreak turns and racing up and down, was talked about on the radio the next morning (apparently the school cameras werent working that particular night or i wudda been dead). then drove home like a ralley driver >_>

became an 'angry drunk' in the biggest club in the city one time, i can only remember looking up at the bouncers and crowd of people after they beat the fuck out of me, then apparently people tried to help me and i skitzed out coz i no idea what going on.

been thrown out of main club at home mebbe 60% of the time, for sleeping or for 'apparently' being too drunk (they are fucking tight ass shits there). and probably for smoking weed. one time they threw me out i had just had enough of their shit and went down, bounced my fist off a window then went to find a bottle to throw at them outside, but fell over on top of it and cut my hand up, went back and showed them and asked to come in and wash my hand but they barred me and came back with some scraggy tissue so i got even more pissed and wiped my blood all over the club window until the police arrived, then i went to the street and the police told me to 'move along' and i started saying im just gonna sit here and wait for my friends but they were utter assholes and i told them to shut up and listen to me and then some random guys came and dragged me away before i got arrested. another time i tried to get in with a huge bottle of vodka in my hand then they pushed me away and i went to back of the queue and tried to hide it in my avril lavigne trousers but they searched me and then threw me on the ground. blah

one time after got chucked out of the same club i took a bus to where i heard rumour that a friend might be, spent ages walking through the town screaming his name, paying to use ppls mobiles, then somehow got stuck in a field for like over an hour, the same fucking field i got electrocuted twice, tangled on barbed wire and fell headfirst through those massive clumps of stinging nettles, into a small river, twice. ended up crying in the middle of the field, dunno how i got out.

um. apparently my friend buggered off home the other day coz i was 'chasing after one of the little beggar girls' . lost my shoes that night, no fucking clue how. other nights ive been here (argentina) i 'think' i got into a fight once (bruised knuckles and body the next day, no memory), almost got robbed twice, got skanked once.

just before i came here we got trashed in my annex (mini house) and got film of me jumping up and down on a table, then my mom said the neighbour was going to call the police and i said 'its not my fault your neighbour is a dick' =(

failed to fuck a hooker. one time hooked up with my 15 yo loveslave in london, lost wallet, spent the night at random irish middleaged mans house, failed to fuck (the girl).

mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad. puked on stairs another time.

started crying over a girl i loved first time i ever got drunk she had to lead me away for a chat, huk.

rode a bike off a wall, chatted to the local member of parliment whist referring to him always as alan (partridge).

took a canoe from school and dragged my friend down the road hill on it about a mile away.

drank vomit. kissed several men, two gingers. and a fat middleaged woman

lots more ill come back

bah... thats it?

after the club closed i sprinted screaming back up a hill 50 metres and knocked this guy out with 1 punch coz he was starting on a girl i really fancied (but had never met). omg she was awesomely cute, jumped up and i span her round, peeps were like well i know who you're going home with tonight, then her massively huge scarey bouncerlike friend appeared and almost went crazy at me coz he misunderstood them then i was like k bye =s

lol good stuff ibsu

As for me.....
One time at my cousin's 18th birthday party I got so drunk I threw up in her backyard multple times. Then went in the bathroom, broke the shower door, and threw up some more (most of it landed in the toilet thankfully). Then I went back outside determined to make it home (I live like half a block away), but only got as far as the front lawn and collapsed there. Eventually got dragged back inside by someone and just lay on the staircase with comit drooling outa my mouth. Then they dragged me to the kitchen where I lay for a while, until my dad and other cousin came by and dragged me home. Had probably the worst hang over ever in my life the next day. Couldn't hold anything down till like 4 pm.

One time got drunk with a couple friends and we decided to walk to Ihop. On the way there my friend goes "i bet I could carry you on my back" or something like that. So naturally I jump on his back when he's not expecting it and he falls flat on his face and gets a huge cut above his eye.

One time me and my roommate were trippin balls on DXM. And I asked him to read me something, so instead of grabbing one of the handful of books lying around, he goes to this dresser and starts taking out all the drawers. By this time i'd forgetten about everything and was just walking around the apt staring at walls and stuff. Then I realize something's wrong, my friend is randomly and slowly taking out drawers and letting them bust on the floor and all the shit is spilling out and I'm like WTF are you doing? And niether of us really knew why he did it, it was mad funny.

Ya that's about it, nothing ridiculous. Guess my life's not too exciting.

Well this one time I was totally drinking alcohol and I drunk so much I couldn't even walk in a straight line OMGLOLZ

It was pretty wild

drink more

On December 12 2006 22:45 GoodKarma wrote: Well this one time I was totally drinking alcohol and I drunk so much I couldn't even walk in a straight line OMGLOLZ It was pretty wild

with black label?

these stories are funny as hell.. keep them coming

Drank beer and ate a LOT of good Filipino food all afternoon, then in the evening switched to shot after shot of Bacardi 151 and "icewater" (peppermint schnapps), and ate some more. It was the first time I got so ridiculously drunk, I didn't realize what it would be like. Started to feel not so good, started hanging out in the bathroom. Eventually erupted, puking several times in the toilet. Thought I was done, went for a walk outside, puked on the steps in front of my friend's mother. Friends drove me home to supervised apartments I was living in (I was 17), and I puked out of the window of the car a few times, with my poor friend, who we didn't think to give a window seat too, puking on the floor of our other friend's mom's car. (Anyone else ever puke out of the window of a car in motion? Feels great!) ...Puked in the bathroom a few times, kept getting out of bed to puke more. Eventually couldn't make it to the toilet, starting puking in the sink. Eventually I was too exhausted from getting up and I just puked out the window a few times, and the staff came and yelled at me in the morning for the puke on the front walk.

--- Nuked ---

On December 12 2006 15:31 Ibsu Bai Hui wrote: k well some of this is kinda bad.. lets see gave my $200 mobile to pay the shop for a burger, one of my friends was nearby and got it back for me locked myself out of apartment sat on floor for a few hours to get back in went out by myself drunk as fuck into a field and attacked all the traffic cones coz i heard a girl got raped, lost my flatmates keys in the process drove drunk to my friends. drove high as fuck (slow and scared as fuck) from one part of the beach to the other to have another joint (some ppl dont think this is a big deal but weed pretty much destroys me). went out to new years carnival with 1 friend, parked in the school, got wasted as fuck then came back and tore the shit out of one of the school football fields doing handbreak turns and racing up and down, was talked about on the radio the next morning (apparently the school cameras werent working that particular night or i wudda been dead). then drove home like a ralley driver >_> became an 'angry drunk' in the biggest club in the city one time, i can only remember looking up at the bouncers and crowd of people after they beat the fuck out of me, then apparently people tried to help me and i skitzed out coz i no idea what going on. been thrown out of main club at home mebbe 60% of the time, for sleeping or for 'apparently' being too drunk (they are fucking tight ass shits there). and probably for smoking weed. one time they threw me out i had just had enough of their shit and went down, bounced my fist off a window then went to find a bottle to throw at them outside, but fell over on top of it and cut my hand up, went back and showed them and asked to come in and wash my hand but they barred me and came back with some scraggy tissue so i got even more pissed and wiped my blood all over the club window until the police arrived, then i went to the street and the police told me to 'move along' and i started saying im just gonna sit here and wait for my friends but they were utter assholes and i told them to shut up and listen to me and then some random guys came and dragged me away before i got arrested. another time i tried to get in with a huge bottle of vodka in my hand then they pushed me away and i went to back of the queue and tried to hide it in my avril lavigne trousers but they searched me and then threw me on the ground. blah one time after got chucked out of the same club i took a bus to where i heard rumour that a friend might be, spent ages walking through the town screaming his name, paying to use ppls mobiles, then somehow got stuck in a field for like over an hour, the same fucking field i got electrocuted twice, tangled on barbed wire and fell headfirst through those massive clumps of stinging nettles, into a small river, twice. ended up crying in the middle of the field, dunno how i got out. um. apparently my friend buggered off home the other day coz i was 'chasing after one of the little beggar girls' . lost my shoes that night, no fucking clue how. other nights ive been here (argentina) i 'think' i got into a fight once (bruised knuckles and body the next day, no memory), almost got robbed twice, got skanked once. just before i came here we got trashed in my annex (mini house) and got film of me jumping up and down on a table, then my mom said the neighbour was going to call the police and i said 'its not my fault your neighbour is a dick' =( failed to fuck a hooker. one time hooked up with my 15 yo loveslave in london, lost wallet, spent the night at random irish middleaged mans house, failed to fuck (the girl). mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad. puked on stairs another time. started crying over a girl i loved first time i ever got drunk she had to lead me away for a chat, huk. rode a bike off a wall, chatted to the local member of parliment whist referring to him always as alan (partridge). took a canoe from school and dragged my friend down the road hill on it about a mile away. drank vomit. kissed several men, two gingers. and a fat middleaged woman lots more ill come back

If i ever come to england lets party. Just don't kiss me, im ginger.

--- Nuked ---

no in argentina for another 9 weeks at least (i hope) . live on isle of wight

one time i done that classic 'take this outside' thing u see on movies. at my mates house and his friendgroup came over and we were wasted and one of them was this total asshat who had skanked me for like 20 bucks fake green the other year right after i bought him a beer. back then i was like ok...what a knobend but leave it be coz i never see the guy and my mate (his mate) was so pissed off with him anyway. so like i come into the room where he is and he just fucking insults me for no reason (really emo looking camp kid who is also very condesending, you know the type?) so im like hey didnt you skank me weed and hes like yeh i did and i was like dont you feel bad about it or anything and hes like no and we start bsing and then im like you wanna take this outside then and he actually said yes and i lead him to the garden (2 guys follow)

so he starts coming towards me and we're all like pussy private school kids who never fight like this shit you know, so im like backing down the garden saying ah man i dont want to fight you after all , you dont want to do this do you, and hes like yes i do come on then come on , so i just fucking kung fu smash him in the face and hes down on the floor trying to get up again so i fucking roundhouse him in the face and he's flat out. then his mate jumped on me from behind but thats a different story (ended up with him trying to take a ladder to my window and me coming out with a knife. drunk shit). apparently the guy i hit when he was back into my mates house, took one look at his blood and then puked in the sink rofl fucking pansy. the above is probably not worth reading

On December 13 2006 15:28 Ibsu Bai Hui wrote: the above is probably not worth reading

put the warning at the beginning plz, thx

Isn't Isle of Wight for extrmely rich people?

On December 12 2006 15:31 Ibsu Bai Hui wrote: k well some of this is kinda bad.. lets see gave my $200 mobile to pay the shop for a burger, one of my friends was nearby and got it back for me locked myself out of apartment sat on floor for a few hours to get back in went out by myself drunk as fuck into a field and attacked all the traffic cones coz i heard a girl got raped, lost my flatmates keys in the process drove drunk to my friends. drove high as fuck (slow and scared as fuck) from one part of the beach to the other to have another joint (some ppl dont think this is a big deal but weed pretty much destroys me). went out to new years carnival with 1 friend, parked in the school, got wasted as fuck then came back and tore the shit out of one of the school football fields doing handbreak turns and racing up and down, was talked about on the radio the next morning (apparently the school cameras werent working that particular night or i wudda been dead). then drove home like a ralley driver >_> became an 'angry drunk' in the biggest club in the city one time, i can only remember looking up at the bouncers and crowd of people after they beat the fuck out of me, then apparently people tried to help me and i skitzed out coz i no idea what going on. been thrown out of main club at home mebbe 60% of the time, for sleeping or for 'apparently' being too drunk (they are fucking tight ass shits there). and probably for smoking weed. one time they threw me out i had just had enough of their shit and went down, bounced my fist off a window then went to find a bottle to throw at them outside, but fell over on top of it and cut my hand up, went back and showed them and asked to come in and wash my hand but they barred me and came back with some scraggy tissue so i got even more pissed and wiped my blood all over the club window until the police arrived, then i went to the street and the police told me to 'move along' and i started saying im just gonna sit here and wait for my friends but they were utter assholes and i told them to shut up and listen to me and then some random guys came and dragged me away before i got arrested. another time i tried to get in with a huge bottle of vodka in my hand then they pushed me away and i went to back of the queue and tried to hide it in my avril lavigne trousers but they searched me and then threw me on the ground. blah one time after got chucked out of the same club i took a bus to where i heard rumour that a friend might be, spent ages walking through the town screaming his name, paying to use ppls mobiles, then somehow got stuck in a field for like over an hour, the same fucking field i got electrocuted twice, tangled on barbed wire and fell headfirst through those massive clumps of stinging nettles, into a small river, twice. ended up crying in the middle of the field, dunno how i got out. um. apparently my friend buggered off home the other day coz i was 'chasing after one of the little beggar girls' . lost my shoes that night, no fucking clue how. other nights ive been here (argentina) i 'think' i got into a fight once (bruised knuckles and body the next day, no memory), almost got robbed twice, got skanked once. just before i came here we got trashed in my annex (mini house) and got film of me jumping up and down on a table, then my mom said the neighbour was going to call the police and i said 'its not my fault your neighbour is a dick' =( failed to fuck a hooker. one time hooked up with my 15 yo loveslave in london, lost wallet, spent the night at random irish middleaged mans house, failed to fuck (the girl). mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad. puked on stairs another time. started crying over a girl i loved first time i ever got drunk she had to lead me away for a chat, huk. rode a bike off a wall, chatted to the local member of parliment whist referring to him always as alan (partridge). took a canoe from school and dragged my friend down the road hill on it about a mile away. drank vomit. kissed several men, two gingers. and a fat middleaged woman lots more ill come back

You could write a book with this stuff and I would buy it for 40 dollars!
The title of the book can be the same as this thread.

When I get drunk I pass out. I am a super lightweight. =(

MAN ! i think someone should write a book just of this shit
that would be fucking funny...

On December 10 2006 15:41 LNinja wrote: a reallly long time ago when my first girlfriend broke up with me and tore my heart apart by cheating on me, i had my friend drive me over to her house and i had pissed on the snow writing fuck you, except i ran out of piss and had to finish off the writing with my hands.

hahah, awesome

On December 12 2006 15:31 Ibsu Bai Hui wrote: mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad.

lol, for some reason, that's hilarious

well its been almost 2 years, time for new stories ya ya?

hmm i dunno i done lots of stupid shit when i've been drunk

i blogged about how once i was out with friends, got super drunk (obv), then apparantly i tried calling my ex gf and sending her txt message (i don't remember any of this).

all i know is, i wake up next day with a msg on my fone from her saying 'jono how can u mess with my feelings like that, this isn't a funy joke' etc., apparantly i must've written about how i miss her so much haha

long story short, now we're back together and have been together for almsot 2 yrs? lol

Almost drank myself to death, final count was 28shots, a 6pack some really egg rolls and a Cuban cigar in about 30mins, spent the next 6hours hugging a toilet vomiting so much that I couldn't possible believe there was still anything left to throw up. Then tried to clean it up and bleached half my friend's towels and the rugs in his bathroom, his mother wasn't happy.

I used to say A TON of random stuff while being shitface drunk, boring and annoying people to death. I could rumble for hours. Didn't happen the last 3 times tho. I'm a new, better man now.

Oh god where do i start

Do you know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you don't know how you got to your bed?

when i was a dumb kid i filled an empty gatorade bottle of tequila + gin that i took from my mother's stash and replaced it with water. i drank the whole thing in 15 mins before going to school, i was 15yo iirc. it is probably still the sickest thing that happened in that school, puke-wise. i puked myself and all my stuff during my math class and then went to the bathroom and thought i would go into a coma, i couldn't get up and laid on the bathroom floor puking bile for another 2 hours and a half.

my name is crownroyal and i can't even drink whiskey anymore without nearly puking from the smell of it hitting my nostrils

I once tried to tackle a half gallon of vodka with my friend and he gave up early on and although i didnt finish i did try to nail a 250lb 6'3 chick and made out with her and thank god she was on her period

Another time i tried to tackle a fifth of whiskey with my buddy and ended up apparently telling him that i thought he was good looking or coming onto him or something in his words anyway. That same night later on some girls came over and i told my buddies mom that this girl i didnt even know wanted my cock and i was gonna fuck her and shit and then i took my shirt off and threatened some guy on her phone and after she got off the phone i put my arm around her and said "I think it's time to get a little play" and i grabbed her tit haha.

countless other stories of making a retard of myself around girls trying to be cool


Recently i had a brand new set of tires on my truck and i took it out and successfully in 30 miles of drifting dirt roads ruined both back tires

I dunno i can't think of many that are actually really awesome but i can't remember any of the stories i posted here so far and they are purely buddies recollections. I'll try to think of some good ones

This is top 3

wtf happend iop

if i remember correctly, he fell down some stairs...

i broke my ankle, i stepped on a broken beer bottle, and i duno one night at echos house that i dont remember, but i hear i was RLY bad

all alcohol related incidents, and yes i'm a lightweight haha.

had sex on someones front lawn (it was down the street from a party i was at), and broke their mailbox

partied in san diego at my sisters house, and somehow woke up at home which is only 80 miles between the two didn't have my car so i know i didn't drive

rolled a bowling ball down tuscany hills, which is like a massive hill, and it went thru the new kfc they were building...

and probably the dumbest thing i've ever done was b&e when i was like 16 to impress some bitch lol

Heh, sick bump. I was at this bar quite a few years ago with my friends from school and we were all underage like 17 years old but were fortunate enough to look about 20 so it was pretty ez getting served J&B straight and Coronas every day. Anyway, we had been in there like almost every day after school. We were lucky back then because that place had just opened and they were serving fucking amazing food like squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth with goat cheese profiterolles and swordfish meatloaf with onion marmelade.

Anyway, pretty standard as the weekend approached we arranged a limo for later and all got a little bit hammered for Craig McDermott's birthday. Several J&Bs at Barcadia later and we slide into the limo wearing our pin stripe Valentino suits on the way to Espace (approx 20 min drive from Barcadia). The ride was absolutely terrible as Evelyn kept buzzing in my ear and all i wanted to do was listen to the latest Robert Palmer track. I was on the verge of tears by the time we arrived at Espace since I was positive we wouldn't have a decent table. But we did and i remember relief washing over me in an awesome wave. We had some nice sushi/seafood and a lot of Sake and of course more J&B for me.

Unfortunately after like half an hour Craig gets really fucking sick and we have to call it off early. Some of the group stayed at the sushi place and i catch a taxi to meet with Paul at Texarkana which is this fucking amazing BBQ/seafood restaurant. We order more J&B, Corono and double absolute Martini's and barely touch the food laying there then after about an hour we head back to my place for some more drinks. Paul had already had quite a few drinks and cant head home in this state so it was pretty standard. We finally arrive back at my place via taxi and head into the living room for some more drinks. I pop on my favourite Huey lewis track (Hip to be square) and gradually button my raincoat. Why the raincoat? Well, It didn't take me long to realise how much i actually hate Paul. I pick up my splitting Axe from behind the sofa and ecstatically launch it into his skull.

Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Heh, sick bump. I was at this bar quite a few years ago with my friends from school and we were all underage like 17 years old but were fortunate enough to look about 20 so it was pretty ez getting served J&B straight and Coronas every day. Anyway, we had been in there like almost every day after school. We were lucky back then because that place had just opened and they were serving fucking amazing food like squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth with goat cheese profiterolles and swordfish meatloaf with onion marmelade. Anyway, pretty standard as the weekend approached we arranged a limo for later and all got a little bit hammered for Craig McDermott's birthday. Several J&Bs at Barcadia later and we slide into the limo wearing our pin stripe Valentino suits on the way to Espace (approx 20 min drive from Barcadia). The ride was absolutely terrible as Evelyn kept buzzing in my ear and all i wanted to do was listen to the latest Robert Palmer track. I was on the verge of tears by the time we arrived at Espace since I was positive we wouldn't have a decent table. But we did and i remember relief washing over me in an awesome wave. We had some nice sushi/seafood and a lot of Sake and of course more J&B for me. Unfortunately after like half an hour Craig gets really fucking sick and we have to call it off early. Some of the group stayed at the sushi place and i catch a taxi to meet with Paul at Texarkana which is this fucking amazing BBQ/seafood restaurant. We order more J&B, Corono and double absolute Martini's and barely touch the food laying there then after about an hour we head back to my place for some more drinks. Paul had already had quite a few drinks and cant head home in this state so it was pretty standard. We finally arrive back at my place via taxi and head into the living room for some more drinks. I pop on my favourite Huey lewis track (Hip to be square) and gradually button my raincoat. Why the raincoat? Well, It didn't take me long to realise how much i actually hate Paul. I pick up my splitting Axe from behind the sofa and ecstatically launch it into his skull. Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

right...

lol every time i c multi paragraph ramblings i start reading the first word in every line to c if its a song i know

i am now more stupider for having read that

my god i'm never going to tell lol

2nd worst would be kissing w/ not so hot girl :O
my consciousness woke up ( i had a black out but apparently i was walking and talking like a normal person ) in the middle of kissing, but the party was soon over and in the end she asked do i want her number i said i dont have anything to write ( with my cell in my pants ) then she asked me my number i said i don't remember :D:D

driving around with a loaded shotgun

On September 04 2008 22:15 NighTLesS15 wrote: rolled a bowling ball down tuscany hills, which is like a massive hill, and it went thru the new kfc they were building...

That's pretty epic!

mmm many new stores.

I crashed my mom's Audi into a huge curb, i think i fell asleep, so a bypassing pick-up towes me out of the curb before the police arrives but as soon as im starting to get out they arrive so i bribe them for $200 which was all the cash i had, and they wanted more so i started to get violent pushing the cop and they decided it would be better to bail with $200 than to brawl with a drunken guy so they let me go.

I had the super plan of just returning the car to my house and claiming that i didnt even notice about the damaged front, that probably somebody crashed it when i was parked, but then my GF saw the car and she pointed out that the car was absolutely demolished with hoses hanging all over the place so my plan wasnt that cunning.


Another one we went to a rave but 2 of our female friends decided to sleep in the car cuz they were wasted, so after a couple of hours we return to the car and the cops are sneaking around the car and we are like "whats the problem", they were acting really weird and they said sombody reported a suspicious car.. anyway they left and it turns out they stole the girl's cellphones and cash so we decided to chase them down, but they were gone long ago so in the middle of the night we found a parked police car with nobody inside so we were gong to take revenge on those cops so we broke its windows, punctured the tires and peed in the seats rofl.

you got some corrupt cops there baal

On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

this will def not get enough love

well done,

mr. bateman

On September 05 2008 02:44 Baal wrote: mmm many new stores. I crashed my mom's Audi into a huge curb, i think i fell asleep, so a bypassing pick-up towes me out of the curb before the police arrives but as soon as im starting to get out they arrive so i bribe them for $200 which was all the cash i had, and they wanted more so i started to get violent pushing the cop and they decided it would be better to bail with $200 than to brawl with a drunken guy so they let me go. I had the super plan of just returning the car to my house and claiming that i didnt even notice about the damaged front, that probably somebody crashed it when i was parked, but then my GF saw the car and she pointed out that the car was absolutely demolished with hoses hanging all over the place so my plan wasnt that cunning. Another one we went to a rave but 2 of our female friends decided to sleep in the car cuz they were wasted, so after a couple of hours we return to the car and the cops are sneaking around the car and we are like "whats the problem", they were acting really weird and they said sombody reported a suspicious car.. anyway they left and it turns out they stole the girl's cellphones and cash so we decided to chase them down, but they were gone long ago so in the middle of the night we found a parked police car with nobody inside so we were gong to take revenge on those cops so we broke its windows, punctured the tires and peed in the seats rofl.

lol mexico

8D

On September 04 2008 21:04 bane wrote: wtf happend iop

I had just moved up to Stockholm with a friend from the south of Sweden. We came to Stockholm the night between tuesday and wednesday. We woke up around noon on wednesday and started drinking some beer that we had bought the day before. A friend came with a crate of beer as a "welcome to stockholm" -present. After basically drinking beer and watching the recap from Swedens World Cup Bronze medal '94 in the US we decided it was time for us to go out. I had gotten money from my dad to pay the rent and food and so forth for the first couple of months. Off we went to a nightclub where a friend worked, the next thing I can remember was that I had orderd a couple of bottles of champagne, and suddenly I woke up on my apartment floor. I looked at my body, and it was all red, sort of like blood but more like ketchup. I look at the bed which is empty, and go out to my living room - I see 2 random girls in the bed sofa and another friend. I tried to remember what had happened but I had no idea, and blamed my friend who worked at the nightclub, that the other host at the nightclub drugged me.

Lets fast forward a couple of weeks, a bunch of friends were visiting Stockholm and we decided to go out. Once again I meet this friend of my friend that worked as a host, and after a long evening I woke up the next morning trying to remember what had happened. Still not knowing what had happened the night before, I tried to find some of the clothes I was wearing..
Apparently I had given some of my clothes: sweater etc to a homeless person, and if that wasnt enough he had also gotten my subway card for that month. Obviously I blame this guy again since I had met him, and he obviously drugged me.

Fast forward another 2 weeks, and now this is when the picture comes into play. A bunch of friends from work came to my place, like 5 guys and 5 girls who I hadnt gone out with before. So we start drinking and having a good time. Now this is what I've been told by my room mate since I don't remember anything beyond this point.

[i]So we are all ready to leave for the nightclub and everyone is out of the door on their way out, except for Chris (me). So John (my room mate) went inside to look for me and I was lying on the sofa by myself drinking the rest of the "bag in box" ( a wine box with 3l of wine = 4 bottles of wine). So after drinking a whole box and a couple of beers we head out to the nightclub. I got in and stayed in there for about 2 minutes before a security guard told me I had to leave, my friend who was the host at that club tried reasoning with him but he compromised and said that I should go out for a few minutes and drink some water. I remember being outside of the club telling people to fuck off and asked my room mate to give me my money, I also remember standing inside 7Eleven buying a "skagen sandwich. Next memory is that I have a guy infront of me saying I'm bleeding all over my face and that I should go to the hospital, next memory is me being in a ambulance, and the next memory after that is having a doctor stich my face (above my eyebrow). So a mild concussion, a tooth knocked out, 4 stiches and a swollen face I realized that it wasnt the guy that had drugged me, it was just me.

so who beat you up ?

On September 05 2008 04:39 SugoGosu wrote: you got some corrupt cops there baal

If cops vanished in mexico our crime rate would be much lower, and im serious.

On September 05 2008 04:42 bagnus wrote: Show nested quote + On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people. this will def not get enough love well done, mr. bateman

i THOUGHT it was an American Psycho reference, but it didn't quite fit the movie. Maybe the book? I haven't read it.

On September 05 2008 05:35 Baal wrote: so who beat you up ?

I still dont know what happened, I have a memory before and after just no idea what happened, what I do know is that I had all my belongings, so I wasnt robbed. I probably was being a cocky bastard.

lal Baal this is absolutely sick cops here are pretty corrupt too but things aint that bad

anyway dumbest thing hm... its not something epic or etc just hooked up with some ugly girl coz i was bored

and the other preeeetty dumb thing after i was already pretty drunk i decided its best to drink some vodka+beer followed by 3 hours stay in the toilet

after a wedding, woke up in a random house where a chinese lady in the 50s gave me some kind of lemon-elixir on her couch in her apartment

could'nt remember how i got there, or what i did afterwards, but that shit woke me up.

hope nothing happend.

Stole some extremely rare and expensive musical equipment with a friend setting of alarms everywhere, got home and realised that we only had one of everything and couldn't agree on how to split it, so went back that night and did it again, this time taking some additional fire extinguishers and foaming everything on the way home. How I got away with this I will never know.

Hmm. . . This one night me and some friends were drinking over at another friends apartment. After I'd had about 6-7 beers someone decided it would be awesome to bring out a fifth of Captain and see who could drink the most. After that I ended up outside wearing a two piece dress with my friend Scott who had his shirt off yelling at oncoming traffic. I don't remember too much of the rest of the night except that I had been showing off my balls to everyone while I was getting ready to pass out on the couch. I woke up in the morning on the floor and soaked in my own piss. I had pissed over her blanket, her tablecloth, her deck of cards, her floor and worst of all her fucking dress. So I freaked out and grabbed her keys and her laundry detergent and went stumbling through the building looking for the laundry room. Finally found it, started a load. Then went to the gas station and bought her some new cards. To this day she still thinks I just spilled beer all over everything.

On September 05 2008 05:53 vltava wrote: Show nested quote + On September 05 2008 04:42 bagnus wrote:   On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people. this will def not get enough love well done, mr. bateman i THOUGHT it was an American Psycho reference, but it didn't quite fit the movie. Maybe the book? I haven't read it.

haha, all the meals/drinks are from the movie as well as the locations/names and many lines too lol

Was laying around the house wasted with the wife watching a porno and she gets the great idea that we need another woman in bed with us. So being that it's after 3am and the bars are closed we decided to post an ad for a woman on craig's list. So within about 3mins we get a half dozen replies and of course when you're wasted internet pictures will lie to you. Cause this lady was hott, so we call her up and she lives like 3 blocks away so we toss on some pants and have another few rounds of drinks and head out to met her. We get there and this lady is older than my mother, in fact she had children older than both of us. Breast all deflated just hanging there, and she was a total freak. My first impression was to turn and run, but the alcohol decided that it was okay as long as I had some more to drink, so we took her home, and after a few more rounds of drinks got very freaky all over the house.



Summary:

Drunken 3ways with a complete stranger can be fun, but take time to plan it out while sober.

On December 12 2006 04:54 Craigerson wrote: i did yomers previous roomate doggy style -_-;;

stnd you fag.

On September 05 2008 05:17 Twisted wrote: Show nested quote + On September 05 2008 02:44 Baal wrote: mmm many new stores. I crashed my mom's Audi into a huge curb, i think i fell asleep, so a bypassing pick-up towes me out of the curb before the police arrives but as soon as im starting to get out they arrive so i bribe them for $200 which was all the cash i had, and they wanted more so i started to get violent pushing the cop and they decided it would be better to bail with $200 than to brawl with a drunken guy so they let me go. I had the super plan of just returning the car to my house and claiming that i didnt even notice about the damaged front, that probably somebody crashed it when i was parked, but then my GF saw the car and she pointed out that the car was absolutely demolished with hoses hanging all over the place so my plan wasnt that cunning. Another one we went to a rave but 2 of our female friends decided to sleep in the car cuz they were wasted, so after a couple of hours we return to the car and the cops are sneaking around the car and we are like "whats the problem", they were acting really weird and they said sombody reported a suspicious car.. anyway they left and it turns out they stole the girl's cellphones and cash so we decided to chase them down, but they were gone long ago so in the middle of the night we found a parked police car with nobody inside so we were gong to take revenge on those cops so we broke its windows, punctured the tires and peed in the seats rofl. lol mexico 8D

this is disturbing... god i love australia

sadly. this story isn't of me being drunk tho i was a little buzzed. But it was fucking funny imo
EDIT: btw i am driving in this story

so me and some friends were out dancing with some girlfriends of ours one night til about 2 in the morning. So we're on our way home from some clubs, and its about a 45 minute drive home. So were going through some back roads and a friend of mine jumps out of the silence of the backseat and yells "DUDES! lets get some mushrooms i know where we can get em". So he goes on about his plan and it basically involves, going down some wierd far out roads that are like all farm lands and shit, and basically jumping some fences and getting to an area where there were a ton of cows.

So since atleast at that time i was anti drug, and hated breaking the law. I ofcourse said "Lets do it" because i was considering story EV. So he leads me down these jeapers creepers like roads to some narrow dirt road that basically once u go in, there is no turning around u have to back out of it or are forced to keep going down it. So we arrive at this old fence that theres no way we can climb over, but yet somehow apparently either my friend had blueprints to this farm prison break style or he had been here before. In which case he leads us straight to this hole in the fence where he holds it up for us to crawl through. Obv i go last because this is puerto rico and if theres a chupacabra running around i wanna be the one that gets away.

So basically we had no flashlights and no gloves. Instead we had dressshirts, and cellphones, and we start digging in cow shit looking for where mushrooms could be, and were looking around for about 35 minutes analizing all the shit we can find. Apparently though, mushrooms only grow in cow shit. So in the distance he sees a bull and yells out "Guys! this is a whole lot of bullshit!" I had never heard that phrase ever uttered in a more literal sense than that moment. And we all recognized it and start lmao.

Anyway the entire time we were there, we found 4 tiny mushrooms. And it was a huge waste of time. We had some complications getting out but aside from some digging of a new hole it was no problemo -_-

ROFL THE MICHAEL STORY CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!!!!!!

told a foreigner that he was dressed pretty bad and he should change clothes because he was in brazil (!!!)

yea wtf, when I remember this I'm still surprised i didn't get a shut up and a punch straight at my mouth

Drank a liter of 100 proof vodka and spent the night in the hospital with a ~.45 BAC

dont remember anything past 4pm of the day i drank and i started drinking at 7 or so

lol i've got some good ones since i've been in college

I've got a couple.. One is dumb other is pretty cool..

Dumbiest thing ever.. Out of the list.. I'd have to say when I was walking home drunk from Naked Turtle we saw a Police Car sitting in the train station parking lot. (Only Bar./Marina and Trainstation on this street. Anyways, we were pointing out the cop to passing cars as we walked up the road. We see the police car leaving and around the same time we see this Road Sign laying next to Rail Road tracks. So a friend and I picked the sign up. Was a pole with a green Arrow sign. We walk about 10 feet and guess who comes back around a side street. Yeah, that damn lesbian Butchy police officer trapped us.. She knew we'd either piss in the road or do something "DRUNK".. Long story short spent 2 hours in holding then posted $250 bail.. Yeah $250 lol. We got charged with Criminal Possesion of Stolen Property. Charges were dropped following Wednesday (Court date) Judge joked around with us and said atleast we were walking. (Sweet when your buddies mom is PO so close with the judical system here.)

Something good and funny I did one night walking home.

As my friend (same kid) and I were walking home we were passing by Local Church. Yeah I know it sounds bad already but its not. The Church had a sign outfront saying something about there Harvest Dinner etc.. Well being October I decided to change the sign to just "Harvest Weed Now" Then I just set the letters in a shrub near by.. Church ended up getting rid of sign and no longer use it to announce events.

about a week ago, i went to a frat party during rush week, so there was obv a ton of free beer. i had like 4 or 5 beers and did a couple of keg stands and then i don't remember anything from the night.

so supposively me and two of my friends are stumbling back to our dorms and we're yelling at random girls and giving them ratings on a scale of 1-10 and if a girl wasn't that hot we would be like ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR (like they do if a contestant gets a question wrong).

so i eventually get back to my dorm and slam the door behind me, waking up my roomate that has class early in the morning. so when he wakes up he says, "WTF are you doing?!". and i'm like "dude it's ok, worry about it tommorrow." then he said i pulled out a trash can and started pissing in it. he's still yelling at me, asking me wtf i'm doing and i just kept repeating, "WORRY ABOUT IT TOMMORROW".

another night when i actually wasn't too shitfaced but still really drunk, me and a lot of friends went to this bar that a frat rented out (rush week again). i was at a friend's house before i went and we all drank over there for a little while, so we were all pretty buzzed.

we then went to this bar/club place where there was a huge line. all my friends went to the back of it, so i said fuck that and gave the bouncer a hundo to let me cut everyone and not get marked up, so i could order drinks inside. when i get inside i go right to the bar and order a few beers and chill for awhile. after a few drinks, i go and talk with these two girls that are pretty cool/look decent. more talking, then we all decide to take some patron shots. after that, we went out to the dance floor and had a good time.

so after dancing, we went back over to the bar area and just chilled/talked, then out of nowhere, ONE OF THE BITCHES THROWS UP ON ME

i get really pissed b/c there goes any chance of getting laid + my new polo is fucking ruined. so i throw the polo away, drink 3 shots of patron, and just go back to my dorm.

i also supposively passed out on our bathroom rug and pissed everywhere. FML

and im a little drunk now btw

On September 05 2008 12:56 DooMeR wrote: sadly. this story isn't of me being drunk tho i was a little buzzed. But it was fucking funny imo EDIT: btw i am driving in this story so me and some friends were out dancing with some girlfriends of ours one night til about 2 in the morning. So we're on our way home from some clubs, and its about a 45 minute drive home. So were going through some back roads and a friend of mine jumps out of the silence of the backseat and yells "DUDES! lets get some mushrooms i know where we can get em". So he goes on about his plan and it basically involves, going down some wierd far out roads that are like all farm lands and shit, and basically jumping some fences and getting to an area where there were a ton of cows. So since atleast at that time i was anti drug, and hated breaking the law. I ofcourse said "Lets do it" because i was considering story EV. So he leads me down these jeapers creepers like roads to some narrow dirt road that basically once u go in, there is no turning around u have to back out of it or are forced to keep going down it. So we arrive at this old fence that theres no way we can climb over, but yet somehow apparently either my friend had blueprints to this farm prison break style or he had been here before. In which case he leads us straight to this hole in the fence where he holds it up for us to crawl through. Obv i go last because this is puerto rico and if theres a chupacabra running around i wanna be the one that gets away. So basically we had no flashlights and no gloves. Instead we had dressshirts, and cellphones, and we start digging in cow shit looking for where mushrooms could be, and were looking around for about 35 minutes analizing all the shit we can find. Apparently though, mushrooms only grow in cow shit. So in the distance he sees a bull and yells out "Guys! this is a whole lot of bullshit!" I had never heard that phrase ever uttered in a more literal sense than that moment. And we all recognized it and start lmao. Anyway the entire time we were there, we found 4 tiny mushrooms. And it was a huge waste of time. We had some complications getting out but aside from some digging of a new hole it was no problemo -_-

Imo cristina's story was better

Hmm, let me think, did some crazy shit myself and got a couple of good stories that involves friends + an epic fieldtrip with my last year of high school to the Czech Republic (read: very cheap beer for 17-18 year olds and a legendary drink called ''Absinth'')

One night we got into a fight while standing in the line to get into a club (one of my mates gets very annoying and aggressive when drunk) and the bouncers come up to us trying to pull away both groups and one of my mates just punched the bouncer straight in the face (best thing is, my friend is 60 kg and about 1.70m tall, the bouncer was like almost 2.00m tall and obviously very big and musculant) so after that hero punch he gets his ass kicked by the bouncer and we skip out before the cops come take us in for a night in jail.

There was this random Christmass tree (like 4-5m high or so) still standing in the park like the 2nd week of January and we decided it'd be a fucking great idea to climb it after some good drinking in town and basically it was just loads of shouting random crap, climbing this big ass tree and falling out of it.

On my trip to Czech with all of the graduating classes (like 45-50 people along, it was optional) came along we actually completely trashed our hotel room (hotel room was shared by 4-5 people) after the entire group was shitfaced on Absinth. Basically it comes down to breaking random crap and getting half a bottle of wine on the supposedly white wall of the room hahaha and taking a piss in both the elevator and the staircase all the way down.

After a couple days we went to the country side and we almost lit an entire forest on fire. We were building a campfire but it kind of accidently got out of control and some surrounding trees almost caught fire. So some shitfaced guys including me got a fire extinguisher inside but thought it was a good idea to test it first so we emptied the entire thing in the different rooms and toilets in the hotel. Basically the entire place was covered in white powder and this random smokey stuff that comes out of those fire extinquishers. Pretty funny sight hahahaha.

Also some more random fights because of my aggressive friend but nothing too special except for the one with the bouncer.

Ok fine ill tell that one jorge.

So im hanging out with this girl i was basically going out with at the time and we also had a friend of mines kid brother (dont ask how he ended up with us, long story)(hes 14 at the time, im 17 and shes 16). we were going to the movies but the power went out when we got there so we had to brainstorm what to do since we couldn't. So "girl x" decides that she wants to go drinking and shes gonna pay for me. So i said whatever sounds good, ofcourse she will hook up the drinks since shes hot and no one says no to hot girls.

Anyway so we get there, start drinking and we meet up with some friends. So we just hang out for a while, shes chillin on my lap and then her exgirlfriend runs into us (yes she is bi) and they start chatting and then im like w/e im not gonna be a tool, so i go hang out and sort of ditch them. 45 minutes later, i decide im done for the night and im going home, i tell my 14 year old friend and hes like aight. So i call her up to find where shes at, and she sounds retarded, she keeps repeating the phrase "i can't hear anything!", but to her credit it sounded like she was front row at a metallica concert. So i actually see her while were still on the phone and shes standing directly infront of the biggest speaker ive ever seen, but yet shes making no effort to even move a little, and its not like shes stuck there by masses of people, theres like no one around her. Shes just in a haze. So im like bleh, lets go. Shes like ok 1 sec, and she runs up to the bar
and chugs 2 jackdaniels shots. Apparently the bartender was giving her free shots (shes real hot). So im like bleh lets go. So as were walking to the car im sort of probing her to see how much she drank, and shes giggling her ass off telling me 12 shots. I'm sort of speechless. So anyway were in the car on the way home (30 minute drive) and not 2 seconds in the car she starts hitting on me and feeling me up. My friend's kid brother is in the backseat, getting his sex education from this. And she keeps going on and on, and decides shes gonan take off her and my seatbelt and attempt to straddle me while driving. So im like WHOA wtf, basically most awkward shit ever. I tell her to chill the fuck out and she sort of stops but is still teasing.

10 minutes into the drive home, she starts to say she doesn't feel great. So she does this sort of burp, and i'm dart my eyes right at hers and say "NO!" and litterally point at her same way i would if i was gonna scold my dog. And not 2 seconds later she makes the barf face. but looks straight up, and her mouth erupts like a volcano, and then she like shakes her head while she does it to get maximum surface area apparently. I saw her come my way and i dodged that shit like a hippy at war time, litterally swerving 2 lanes on the highway. I was SOOOo pissed. and she turns to me with the face of the exorcist girl all puked on and says "sorry...." and then 2 seconds later pukes again. I'm LIKE FUCK, i had no time to stop or anything. So then i see a macdonalds and i decided to go stop at it, so she can use the bathroom and i can clean out my car.

I had to take a moment to take off my shirt and walk around redneck style. I walk in afterwards to grab as many napkins as i can, and i hear barfing noises from the bathroom grossing everyone eating out. I'm like *sigh*, and walk out to clean out my car, 20 minutes later im just sitting there with my friend bored as shit like "wtf". So i see her walking out and she gets in, i take off to take her home and not 2 feet from the parking spot she says "fuck i forgot my phone, aj get it for me." then instantly curls up like a cat on the frontseat and passes out. I'm like wtf.... then im like fine w/e i walk right into the girls bathroom and as im going towards the door 2 really hot girls say "hey you need to get her outta here shes so sick". So i am too annoyed to even respond with words so i give them a pirate arg loudly and head right in. I walk in and i see the bathroom remodeled with a special barf smelling paint, especially all over the floor. I'm like W T F. as i look in the stall for her phone, i see that somehow the toilet has miraculously been sheilded from the onslaught of vomit, that or she missed.

So theres no phone i decide shes retarded, and get in the car, and head right to her house. She was slipping in and out of consciousness and would do random things, going through one of the mountains she declares "I'm cold! and opens the window on her side, to let in the coldest mountain air imaginable, and proceeds to go back to sleep. So im freezing my ass off cuz im half naked and my pants are wet with barf, but i gotta get this bitch outta here. So i arrive at her house shivering and thinking im gonna lose my legs to frost bite, really pissed off and she says something in her drunken state like "i feel better". but she wouldn't move, so i go over to her side, open the door for her like a gentlemen and tell her "aight get out". She puts one leg out of the car, faces outside, and then pauses a second. Then shes like Oh god. And barfs, while turning her head directly back inside my car and just vomits all over my rug. I yell "OUTSIDE! BITCH OUTSIDE". then she stops and i just grab her by the arm, coldly tell her "dont lay face up" and half carry her upstairs, and drop her inside the house. Then i take off and go home (this was a wensday night).

So i get to school the nextday, and our school was super fucking tiny, so somehow everyone and their mother knows about this story of barfing girl trying to rape me. (my 14 year old friend has a big mouth) So me and her walk in and everyone starts laughing hysterically and pointing. It was pretty humiliating to say the least.

LOL! never ceases to amaze me. Good read would read again

once upon a time a little mexican flew across the country from florida to oregon. and within 2 hours of touchdown he threw up and passed out


the end.


so epic.

meow. yomer its a story of doing something while drunk, not being drunk. U silly koreans and your damn puppyburgers

i got beat up with my pants down

Last night, after being denied entry to the casino for being too drunk i attempted to get a comped hotel room at SkyCity under the name "Fazi"

needless to say, it didnt work.

Then i went to mcdonalds, and gave a cheeseburger to a pregnant girl

i actually masturbated in public
dont really remember that, only commenting "but theres not enough room!!!!!!!" after being told to put my pants on, but my friend, whose place I was at, was pissed at me, and thats the first and only time he has been in the 13 or so years ive known him