So yesterday I went to my friend's place for a party. There were like 15 people. My friend's girlfriend brought her cousin. Everyone was like 18-20 yrs old. She looked a bit younger. 16 or 17, sth like that and was pretty cute. Later on during the party my friend (he's 19) started making out with her and stuff. Today when we woke up we were talking about it and I asked how old is she and turned out that she's 28, married and has a 10yr old kid lolz. My mate didn't know about it at all. What's more her husband is ultra well-built and takes part in StrongMan competitions so my friend was pretty scared when we told him about it.
Overall the party was pretty cool. Obviously I got ultra drunk. We had a shitload of beer and vodka. We had like 60 cans of redbull between like 10 of us (vodka redbull FTW obv). I don't remember any details from the party. Not that I have a total hole in my memory. I just can't tell what I was doing for the most of the party. I only remember that my mate puked over the flowers in his garden and then took one of the flowers and gave it to me. Since I didn't know he puked on it I grabbed it with my teeth. Sweet huh? When he told me that he puked over it I felt kinda dizzy and walked around the garden puking every 5 seconds. Oh now I remember that my mate also brought some whisky at 4am or so. I generally drink it only with coke but since I was totally pissed I just had straight whisky with ice only.
Also there was this cute girl that I didn't know and when I finally decided to hit on her it turned out that she's just leaving. Bad beat. Or variance? Anyway, I think we went to sleep about 8am. I was sleeping on a couch in the living room and around 11am TV woke me up. I wanted to tell the bastard that switched it on to get the fuck out and switch it off but when I turned around I saw a 10yr old boy. Turned out that he was son of the girl that my mate was making out with. I slept a bit more and got up at midday. I was still pretty drunk. Actually I feel like I still am and it's 2:30pm here. We ordered some pizza and everyone was short on cash and we thought that we won't be able to pay the pizza guy but somehow we managed to find the exact amount we had to pay.
I just came back as my friend gave me a ride. Dunno what I'm gonna do now. My best friend has his birthday today but we're ultra hangover so we're probably just chill today. But I might go out anyway, we'll see. Tommorow he's organizing a birthday party at his house. Tough weekend.
I know I haven't been posting for a long time. I was in Spain, then I came back and was partying a lot, then I went to visit my grandparents for like 4 days and I came back yesterday. I haven't play much poker this month which sucks but I'd rather enjoy my holidays than sit in front of my PC 8hrs a day so I'm gonna get more serious about playing when the uni will start. I'm probably breakeven so far this month. At least I'm not losing.
On Sunday I'm probably going to the seaside for a couple of days. Then I'll stay at home for a few days and I think I'm gonna go to Warsaw to play some live poker and visit my friend. I need to withdraw some monies first though. I might go to the seaside again after Warsaw. I was planning on going to Greece, Turkey or somewhere else to just chill for a week but my friend are short on cash so most probably we won't go. Maybe next year.
I've got everything sorted out with the uni. I got a place at a halls of residents as well and I've heard that the one I'm gonna live in is pretty sweet when it comes to partying. I'm coming back to the UK on 16th September since my term starts on 17th. Need to book a ticket for a plane.
Ok I'm too tired to write more so I'm just gonna end it here. I'll just put some random pic to make this post more interesting. Jessica Alba obv.
So yeah from a razz perspective this has been a bad month. I quickly dropped 2.5k at 30/60 and took a little week long break. I have been running pretty terrible, and it also caused me to play badly. I still have been playing and running pretty poorly, but ill work out my game. Today I went back to 30/60 and won 219 bucks, and broke even at 10/20. This fish took me for 400 dollars heads up, ran sick hot i wanted to puke. Then he taunted me and said all this stupid redneck dumb shit. Kind of people who are mentally challenged and want to punch in the face. Oh well, ill get him some day and get unstuck for the month hopefully. Good luck all.
So I cashed out my nl200 roll a few months ago to take a time out and rethink my approach to poker on a whole and today while railing a friend realized I still had 1.90 left in my account. Thought WTF and decided to see how far I can take it. Up to a whopping 3.35 after the only game I could play (1.25 SNG) and my goal is to work it up to $100 within the next week or two by continuing to play as solid as my new approach will allow me. I'm too busy with life to make a sizable deposit that would allow me to play at the highest stakes I know I'm capable of beating and hope by starting from scratch I will be able to stay humble and positive about the successes I know I can attain by playing a complex game better than others. GL me.
haha. this is today at 2/4 full ring. nothing very exciting to report. one interesting situation that i posted in hand discussion.
also, tv is here = sweet. 2nd monitor should be here soon. thinking about getting a 3rd 20"...anybody have experience with this. is it as sweet as it sounds? or maybe too much?
Brag: My new PC arrived, played with it for about an hour everything looks so sweet on a 22" monitor.
Beat: Less than one hour after setting it up, i was setting up the dual display for my TV (I use my TV to watch films from my pc) and BOOM. Screen went completely white, and completely unresponsive. So i turn off the PC...
Now its just fucked. It sorta starts turning on, like the powers on and everything, it starts making that whirring noise that computers make when u start them up...
and yea.. thats about as far as it gets. Nothing happens. The power is on, i can open and close the CD tray and thats literally as far as my new pc gets.
Me and Stim are having a random convo, and it turns out like this:
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:27 PM): rush runs bad at life
Dak DDong (5:23:56 PM): lmao
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:46 PM): he should just benoit himself ;o
Dak DDong (5:24:33 PM): yea, like that's a great way to go. Just kill yourself and everyone around you when you're having it tough
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:21 PM): QFT
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:49 PM): if you are going to go out can atleast take some niggas wif you
Dak DDong (5:25:45 PM): i was thinking
Dak DDong (5:25:49 PM): if i was gonna commit suicide
Dak DDong (5:25:53 PM): i'd do it on a busy highway
Dak DDong (5:25:55 PM): like I-5
Dak DDong (5:26:00 PM): like around 3 pm
Dak DDong (5:26:03 PM): then
Dak DDong (5:26:07 PM): i'm inconviencing like
Dak DDong (5:26:09 PM): 2000 people
Dak DDong (5:26:14 PM): out of like 5 hrs of their life
Dak DDong (5:26:20 PM): that's 2000x5
Dak DDong (5:26:25 PM): sooo many hrs
Dak DDong (5:26:26 PM): ahaha!
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:09 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:26:35 PM): no
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:13 PM): good way
Dak DDong (5:26:38 PM): even more people than that
Dak DDong (5:26:41 PM): or
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:20 PM): i seen someone do that
Dak DDong (5:26:44 PM): i'll steal a semi truck
Dak DDong (5:26:47 PM): and drive it through the median
Dak DDong (5:26:51 PM): and crash it
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:28 PM): they ran out and jumped infront of a car
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:31 PM): well i didnt see it
Dak DDong (5:26:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:36 PM): but i seen the body on the way back from the beach
Dak DDong (5:27:00 PM): not after i put in C4
Dak DDong (5:27:04 PM): and blow it up in the middle of I-5
Dak DDong (5:27:07 PM): then it's GG for like 2 days
Dak DDong (5:27:13 PM): that's like 10's of thousands of commuters
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:54 PM): lol
Dak DDong (5:27:17 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:55 PM): you dick
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:02 PM): thatd like own the economy of oregon
Dak DDong (5:27:29 PM): ahaha yea
Dak DDong (5:27:31 PM): seriously
Dak DDong (5:27:36 PM): but if i was gonna be an asshole
Dak DDong (5:27:37 PM): and killmyself
Dak DDong (5:27:42 PM): might as well go out with a huge bang
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:23 PM): true dat
Dak DDong (5:27:47 PM): cash otu my roll
Dak DDong (5:27:51 PM): and spend it on bombs
Dak DDong (5:27:52 PM): LOL
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:31 PM): make it obvious you killed yourself
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:34 PM): youd be famous
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:43 PM): like shoot yourself first
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:51 PM): so its obv not just an accident
Dak DDong (5:31:30 PM): well
Dak DDong (5:31:35 PM): if my STOLEN semi-truke
Dak DDong (5:31:39 PM): blew up with c4 explosives
Dak DDong (5:31:44 PM): after crashing ti through the median
Dak DDong (5:31:51 PM): then i think they know i GG'd oregon
Dak DDong (5:31:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:33:35 PM): theyd call you a failed terrorist and everyone wo uld laugh at you
Dak DDong (5:32:02 PM): i'd go on a huge car chase first
Dak DDong (5:32:05 PM): and drive down to cali
Dak DDong (5:32:10 PM): and drive the truck into your house
Dak DDong (5:32:23 PM): no
Dak DDong (5:32:28 PM): they wouldn't call me a terrorist
Dak DDong (5:32:29 PM): i'm not brown
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:23 PM): sure they will
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:32 PM): the republicans will anyways
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:45 PM): and say we need someone strong on terrorism. and they will win the elections
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:56 PM): so you wont just fuck over oregon, youd fuck over the world.
TheSexinatorDBo (5:35:09 PM): so id dick you up and shit on your body every damn day
Dak DDong (5:34:00 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:07 PM): dude
Dak DDong (5:34:09 PM): that's totally true
Dak DDong (5:34:10 PM): ahaha
Dak DDong (5:34:11 PM): gg world
Dak DDong (5:34:14 PM): god i'm so great
Dak DDong (5:34:19 PM): that'd be pwnage
Dak DDong (5:34:25 PM): what a way to go
Dak DDong (5:34:30 PM): send a ripple through the world
Dak DDong (5:34:33 PM): like the 9/11 terrorists
Dak DDong (5:34:38 PM): they GG'd their motherland
Dak DDong (5:34:41 PM): cuz of their attacks
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:21 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:43 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:24 PM): thats what that was all about
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:31 PM): not allah or occupation
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:39 PM): because they were pissed at their country
Dak DDong (5:35:03 PM): to fuck over allah's land man
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:40 PM): lmao
Dak DDong (5:35:07 PM): hahaha
Dak DDong (5:35:13 PM): WE JUST MADE A STARTLING REVELATION
We have found the truth. The cia is going to come get me now.
i write to you today from the lobby of the hotel i'm staying at with my parents and brother. we're here in massachusetts at a baseball showcase because my brother's apparently good or something. anyway, i'm in the lobby with my laptop very comfortable, using the wireless network and obv multitabling sng's.
however, this is not the most degen fun of the day so far.
on our way up from new york, we stopped at mohegan sun casino because my mom's a slot machine degenerate. however, as most of you northeast guys know, gg there's no poker there. that obviously doesn't stop me from the gamble.
i sit with $100 at a $10 min blackjack table, and fucking Kim runs off some sick cards, including doubled down 20 < Kim's fucking 5 card 21 pull. Fuck you.
so, nutshot2 has about $100 left for gambling purposes, and proceeds to sit down at texas holdem bonus table. WOOOOO.
for those who don't know, its basically minbet poker against the dealer. basically, you put up $5 for the ante, $5 for the bonus, then $10 on the flop, $5 on the turn + $5 on the river. you can fold preflop and lose the bonus and the ante $$, blah blah, whatever. the allure of the game is that you get paid certain odds on starting hands, for instance: small pairs pay 3-1 on your bet, middle pairs pay 5-1, AQ pays 10-1, AKo pays 15-1, etc.
so, i get crushed by variance for a little while, win some, lose some.. then i'm down to like $30, basically enough for a full hand. this obviously gives me the bright idea to play the whole hand blind. i post the ante and the bonus $5, don't look at my cards, put up my $10+5+5 flop turn and river bets, and start praying to lee. the board comes like A J 9 4 3 with four diamonds. i'm like OHHH PLEASE DIAMOND GOGOGOGO.
dealer flips my cards one at a time for some reason now cause she knows i didn't look. ace of clubs, ok, i has a pair.. ZOMG ACE OF SPADES HELLO!!! TRIPS GOOD VS J4o for the dealer, so i doubled my 10+5+5 bets, but more importantly.. house pays 30-1 on AA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
nutshot lives to see another day, and leaves exactly even. gg mohegan sun, fuck you kim!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/252239 - the guy was tilting, and i thought he can have two overcards, like he had couple hands ago agains someone alse, on turn i think i had to push even with flush and a one card straight cause i couldn't give a free card to one card flush
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/252240 - i wanted to raise less, to make him think i can have 7, but now i think he has me as too aggressive ( i have him on 2k hands ) so that raise could be 120, but after he raised me i think he had overpair
I hit 1500$ today, excluding 200$ rakeback. I'm thinking about moving to battlefield in order to have 50% rakeback, which seems pretty crazy, considering if I play a shitload I can get raked around 1k. What do you think about BFpoker?
I'm having problem with PokerAceHud 1.18, I get an error about graphic inialisation. I'll post the complete error later if anyone can help. Pretty annoying because it makes only one or two table work and I really really want to have it if I move to NL50, considering I have shitload of hands to get stats from.
What changed in my play? Well I think I've started playing TPTK/TPGK and overpair better. I would probably play them much better if I got stats.
Didn't post many hands since I tried to make PAH works and it's pretty damn hard to copy hands with it scanning your HH.
Thanks and love LP, keep banking!
Well today is my last day at turning stone casino. We’ve been here for 2 days now and its awesome. Its me and my brother in 1 room, and Pooruser is staying as well with us as well. Nolan has a separate room and d_zoo, frinkx and d_zoo are staying in the room next to ours. All really nice people. I was watching MezmerizePLZ play heads up yesterday which was cool, and Bill Ivey said he likes to eat watermelons on pokerstars.
Whole day yesterday I was just playing the $500 live tournament turning stone was hosting, and I made it 32nd place out of about 300. I had JhJc against AhKh, blinds were 800/1600 and I had 24,000 in chips and I bet 4000 preflop. Some player went all in 30,000 and I called. Flop was Jc6h8h , and he caught his flush. Nothing I could do, that’s poker. It was still fun though because that was my first tournament I played in, but I think online tournaments are a little better just because the fact that there just faster. I was playing 11 hours straight yesterday, I was tired out of my ass at the end. Ozzy 87 was in the table right beside mine in the tournament. I didn’t get a chance to talk to him, but what can you do.
My brother, pooruser and d_zoo were all playing at the cash game 500nl tables the whole night until 10am, telling me stories of how awful the players are there. I think the only person that was up that night was d_zoo, because hes a baler. Also, d_zoo seems to have sweaters that make you run good because in the tournament, I had only 5,000 chips during the break, so he gave me his sweater because there was so much A/C in that room and I was getting cold, and as soon as I put it on I made 26,000 chips in the next 45 min which made me 3rd chip leader. So if your running bad, tell d_zoo to sell you a sweater.
Oh yeah, MezmerizePLZ likes roulette. He likes it very, very, very much. I might play today with him actually in a couple of hours, just 1 round; actually you guys can just post red or black in this thread, and the one that people pick most I’ll bet on.
Its still early in the day, so I’m probably going to go play some 500NL at the casino. I’ll post some pics of the trip when we get back. Take care everyone.
So lately things have been gay as all hell. Trying to withdraw money off poker has been taking forever and most of the time its actually my fault (i entered my swift code wrong, entered bank account wrong etc) I suspect I may have a mild case of downsydrome.
Oh and Neteller informs me that the 3k that I was jibbed of is coming back to me so I'm breaking even on that now sweet.
Also our fellow Lper Verbloten came down from Sydney for work two weeks (this week and the last) and Karma, PokerDoc and I failed to meet him.
I know this poor conduct cannot really be forgiven but honestly MOST of it was out of our control.
Parents (yes i still live under their roof) basically had me on a tight leash and uni was kinda owning all of us.
By owning I of course refer to us falling behind due to unforseen circumstances (failing to turn up at University on several occassions and pokering/games instead of studying) and this had somehow caught up to us.
Wtf how is that possibleRIGHT??
To right this wrong I will during the holidays head up to Sydney and get drunk and piss away some of my BR with him.
Anyone else here who's from Sydney let us know?
As for poker, I moved to ft since we decided that rakeback was just to good to resist and ran bad for 30 k hands before making enough buyins to move up to 100nl again. (Cashed out so played 50nl for about 40k hands)
Anyway this is my first session at 100nl:
Start of the session was kind of annoying with coolers flying at me one after the other but I kept calm and just thought of how much more Karma/Luke was losing.
Anyway at the moment I think 100nl is definitely beatable and the rakeback will be sweet.
Kinda of a large amount of hands for me to play in one session so I think i lost a bit of focus at times.
Lastly I also apologized to a friend who a long while ago I mistreated and was basically a prick to. At the time it seemed reasonable but I'd looked back and upon reconsidering things I concluded I was just irrationally being a prick.
The funny part is how much I built it up in my mind to the point where I was kind of scared of actually apologizing.
Man I'm a pussy sometimes.
Anyway I'm off to sleep, apologies to everyone for a rather boring post but as the title says, I really am breaking even in life at the moment.
Woke up this morning and started logging a quick session in, and have been running alot better. I doubled through a few players and took didn't bluff at all.
My winrate has been increasing alot lately, and I've mad back most of what I lost on the ice run I was on.
Heres my stats from this mornings session;
During current Hold'em session you were dealt 469 hands and saw flop:
- 34 out of 71 times while in big blind (47%)
- 10 out of 68 times while in small blind (14%)
- 24 out of 330 times in other positions (7%)
- a total of 68 out of 469 (14%)
Pots won at showdown - 11 of 14 (78%)
Pots won without showdown - 35
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I might play today with him actually in a couple of hours, just 1 round; actually you guys can just post red or black in this thread, and the one that people pick most I’ll bet on.
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