sup nits:
i write to you today from the lobby of the hotel i'm staying at with my parents and brother. we're here in massachusetts at a ba<x>seball showcase because my brother's apparently good or something. anyway, i'm in the lobby with my laptop very comfortable, using the wireless network and obv multitabling sng's.
however, this is not the most degen fun of the day so far.
on our way up from new york, we stopped at mohegan sun casino because my mom's a slot machine degenerate. however, as most of you northeast guys know, gg there's no poker there. that obviously doesn't stop me from the gamble.
i sit with $100 at a $10 min blackjack table, and fucking Kim runs off some sick cards, including doubled down 20 < Kim's fucking 5 card 21 pull. Fuck you.
so, nutshot2 has about $100 left for gambling purposes, and proceeds to sit down at texas holdem bonus table. WOOOOO.
for those who don't know, its basically minbet poker against the dealer. basically, you put up $5 for the ante, $5 for the bonus, then $10 on the flop, $5 on the turn + $5 on the river. you can fold preflop and lose the bonus and the ante $$, blah blah, whatever. the allure of the game is that you get paid certain odds on starting hands, for instance: small pairs pay 3-1 on your bet, middle pairs pay 5-1, AQ pays 10-1, AKo pays 15-1, etc.
so, i get crushed by variance for a little while, win some, lose some.. then i'm down to like $30, basically enough for a full hand. this obviously gives me the bright idea to play the whole hand blind. i post the ante and the bonus $5, don't look at my cards, put up my $10+5+5 flop turn and river bets, and start praying to lee. the board comes like A J 9 4 3 with four diamonds. i'm like OHHH PLEASE DIAMOND GOGOGOGO.
dealer flips my cards one at a time for some reason now cause she knows i didn't look. ace of clubs, ok, i has a pair.. ZOMG ACE OF SPADES HELLO!!! TRIPS GOOD VS J4o for the dealer, so i doubled my 10+5+5 bets, but more importantly.. house pays 30-1 on AA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
nutshot lives to see another day, and leaves exactly even. gg mohegan sun, fuck you kim!
-nut
|
|
Contact Users: 448 Active, 0 Logged in - Time: 12:12
,
,
,
,
,
,
