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YoMeR United States. Aug 16 2007 22:29. Posts 12438

Me and Stim are having a random convo, and it turns out like this:

TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:27 PM): rush runs bad at life
Dak DDong (5:23:56 PM): lmao
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:46 PM): he should just benoit himself ;o
Dak DDong (5:24:33 PM): yea, like that's a great way to go. Just kill yourself and everyone around you when you're having it tough
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:21 PM): QFT
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:49 PM): if you are going to go out can atleast take some niggas wif you
Dak DDong (5:25:45 PM): i was thinking
Dak DDong (5:25:49 PM): if i was gonna commit suicide
Dak DDong (5:25:53 PM): i'd do it on a busy highway
Dak DDong (5:25:55 PM): like I-5
Dak DDong (5:26:00 PM): like around 3 pm
Dak DDong (5:26:03 PM): then
Dak DDong (5:26:07 PM): i'm inconviencing like
Dak DDong (5:26:09 PM): 2000 people
Dak DDong (5:26:14 PM): out of like 5 hrs of their life
Dak DDong (5:26:20 PM): that's 2000x5
Dak DDong (5:26:25 PM): sooo many hrs
Dak DDong (5:26:26 PM): ahaha!
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:09 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:26:35 PM): no
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:13 PM): good way
Dak DDong (5:26:38 PM): even more people than that
Dak DDong (5:26:41 PM): or
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:20 PM): i seen someone do that
Dak DDong (5:26:44 PM): i'll steal a semi truck
Dak DDong (5:26:47 PM): and drive it through the median
Dak DDong (5:26:51 PM): and crash it
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:28 PM): they ran out and jumped infront of a car
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:31 PM): well i didnt see it
Dak DDong (5:26:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:36 PM): but i seen the body on the way back from the beach
Dak DDong (5:27:00 PM): not after i put in C4
Dak DDong (5:27:04 PM): and blow it up in the middle of I-5
Dak DDong (5:27:07 PM): then it's GG for like 2 days
Dak DDong (5:27:13 PM): that's like 10's of thousands of commuters
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:54 PM): lol
Dak DDong (5:27:17 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:55 PM): you dick
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:02 PM): thatd like own the economy of oregon
Dak DDong (5:27:29 PM): ahaha yea
Dak DDong (5:27:31 PM): seriously
Dak DDong (5:27:36 PM): but if i was gonna be an asshole
Dak DDong (5:27:37 PM): and killmyself
Dak DDong (5:27:42 PM): might as well go out with a huge bang
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:23 PM): true dat
Dak DDong (5:27:47 PM): cash otu my roll
Dak DDong (5:27:51 PM): and spend it on bombs
Dak DDong (5:27:52 PM): LOL
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:31 PM): make it obvious you killed yourself
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:34 PM): youd be famous
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:43 PM): like shoot yourself first
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:51 PM): so its obv not just an accident
Dak DDong (5:31:30 PM): well
Dak DDong (5:31:35 PM): if my STOLEN semi-truke
Dak DDong (5:31:39 PM): blew up with c4 explosives
Dak DDong (5:31:44 PM): after crashing ti through the median
Dak DDong (5:31:51 PM): then i think they know i GG'd oregon
Dak DDong (5:31:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:33:35 PM): theyd call you a failed terrorist and everyone wo uld laugh at you
Dak DDong (5:32:02 PM): i'd go on a huge car chase first
Dak DDong (5:32:05 PM): and drive down to cali
Dak DDong (5:32:10 PM): and drive the truck into your house
Dak DDong (5:32:23 PM): no
Dak DDong (5:32:28 PM): they wouldn't call me a terrorist
Dak DDong (5:32:29 PM): i'm not brown
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:23 PM): sure they will
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:32 PM): the republicans will anyways
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:45 PM): and say we need someone strong on terrorism. and they will win the elections
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:56 PM): so you wont just fuck over oregon, youd fuck over the world.
TheSexinatorDBo (5:35:09 PM): so id dick you up and shit on your body every damn day
Dak DDong (5:34:00 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:07 PM): dude
Dak DDong (5:34:09 PM): that's totally true
Dak DDong (5:34:10 PM): ahaha
Dak DDong (5:34:11 PM): gg world
Dak DDong (5:34:14 PM): god i'm so great
Dak DDong (5:34:19 PM): that'd be pwnage
Dak DDong (5:34:25 PM): what a way to go
Dak DDong (5:34:30 PM): send a ripple through the world
Dak DDong (5:34:33 PM): like the 9/11 terrorists
Dak DDong (5:34:38 PM): they GG'd their motherland
Dak DDong (5:34:41 PM): cuz of their attacks
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:21 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:43 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:24 PM): thats what that was all about
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:31 PM): not allah or occupation
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:39 PM): because they were pissed at their country
Dak DDong (5:35:03 PM): to fuck over allah's land man
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:40 PM): lmao
Dak DDong (5:35:07 PM): hahaha
Dak DDong (5:35:13 PM): WE JUST MADE A STARTLING REVELATION

We have found the truth. The cia is going to come get me now.

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eZ Life.

FoolsPlay Canada. Aug 16 2007 22:43. Posts 1335

niggaplz

the cia doesnt monitor random aim convos

that's the department of homeland security's job

if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -Floofy

Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 16 2007 23:03. Posts 7499

best convo ever.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

tilted fish Canada. Aug 16 2007 23:33. Posts 2651

LOL TheSexinatorDBo is Stim right? LOL LOL LOL!

tilted fish Canada. Aug 16 2007 23:33. Posts 2651

btw i just read this part:
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:27 PM): rush runs bad at life
Dak DDong (5:23:56 PM): lmao
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:46 PM): he should just benoit himself ;o

Rush United States. Aug 17 2007 02:21. Posts 2299

You're gay I hate you. More Life tilt now fucker. And you're never getting your $500 back

Do you even know what DK stands for?