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SneakrFreakr United Kingdom. Aug 17 2007 06:34. Posts 2534

So yesterday I went to my friend's place for a party. There were like 15 people. My friend's girlfriend brought her cousin. Everyone was like 18-20 yrs old. She looked a bit younger. 16 or 17, sth like that and was pretty cute. Later on during the party my friend (he's 19) started making out with her and stuff. Today when we woke up we were talking about it and I asked how old is she and turned out that she's 28, married and has a 10yr old kid lolz. My mate didn't know about it at all. What's more her husband is ultra well-built and takes part in StrongMan competitions so my friend was pretty scared when we told him about it.

Overall the party was pretty cool. Obviously I got ultra drunk. We had a shitload of beer and vodka. We had like 60 cans of redbull between like 10 of us (vodka redbull FTW obv). I don't remember any details from the party. Not that I have a total hole in my memory. I just can't tell what I was doing for the most of the party. I only remember that my mate puked over the flowers in his garden and then took one of the flowers and gave it to me. Since I didn't know he puked on it I grabbed it with my teeth. Sweet huh? When he told me that he puked over it I felt kinda dizzy and walked around the garden puking every 5 seconds. Oh now I remember that my mate also brought some whisky at 4am or so. I generally drink it only with coke but since I was totally pissed I just had straight whisky with ice only.

Also there was this cute girl that I didn't know and when I finally decided to hit on her it turned out that she's just leaving. Bad beat. Or variance? Anyway, I think we went to sleep about 8am. I was sleeping on a couch in the living room and around 11am TV woke me up. I wanted to tell the bastard that switched it on to get the fuck out and switch it off but when I turned around I saw a 10yr old boy. Turned out that he was son of the girl that my mate was making out with. I slept a bit more and got up at midday. I was still pretty drunk. Actually I feel like I still am and it's 2:30pm here. We ordered some pizza and everyone was short on cash and we thought that we won't be able to pay the pizza guy but somehow we managed to find the exact amount we had to pay.

I just came back as my friend gave me a ride. Dunno what I'm gonna do now. My best friend has his birthday today but we're ultra hangover so we're probably just chill today. But I might go out anyway, we'll see. Tommorow he's organizing a birthday party at his house. Tough weekend.

I know I haven't been posting for a long time. I was in Spain, then I came back and was partying a lot, then I went to visit my grandparents for like 4 days and I came back yesterday. I haven't play much poker this month which sucks but I'd rather enjoy my holidays than sit in front of my PC 8hrs a day so I'm gonna get more serious about playing when the uni will start. I'm probably breakeven so far this month. At least I'm not losing.

On Sunday I'm probably going to the seaside for a couple of days. Then I'll stay at home for a few days and I think I'm gonna go to Warsaw to play some live poker and visit my friend. I need to withdraw some monies first though. I might go to the seaside again after Warsaw. I was planning on going to Greece, Turkey or somewhere else to just chill for a week but my friend are short on cash so most probably we won't go. Maybe next year.

I've got everything sorted out with the uni. I got a place at a halls of residents as well and I've heard that the one I'm gonna live in is pretty sweet when it comes to partying. I'm coming back to the UK on 16th September since my term starts on 17th. Need to book a ticket for a plane.

Ok I'm too tired to write more so I'm just gonna end it here. I'll just put some random pic to make this post more interesting. Jessica Alba obv.