Girah - scammer - Page 11

there is a coming revelation from sauce in an interview, he talks about "x" will be revealed about the whole "x" thing. wtf gay lol

On August 10 2011 18:58 VanillaDutch wrote: Show nested quote + On August 10 2011 18:08 Mariuslol wrote: Anyone who still follow the thread, are they going to try and get some of these people behind bars, do something drastic. Or they just getting away again? Would be awesome if they took meassures and got atleast Jose convicted and locked up. what exactly did Jose do that was criminal?

Steal money from people?

I'm sure there are other things in there as well, i'm sure it's not legal to get sponsored the way he did.
Forgery, that's a word right? I think he did that as well.

Would maybe help poker a bit to set an example.

His little story was the first thread I ever read on this website, and it was inspiring for a new poker player like me. It's sad to see this.

http://news.bluffmagazine.com/haseeb-...ng-samchauhan-on-merge-network-24259/

this is beyond ridiculous, just lol

i can't bring myself to wrap my head around haseeb's latest post right now, will take a look in the morning

consensus from skimming 2p2 is that its just a big attempt at cover up, with haseeb taking a chip dumping fall on top of his previous multi accounting admission

still 100 holes in the story ofc, DiH is in a full blown disaster situation for him (and jungleman imo) at this point and still trying to mitigate it.. mistake imo

oh good NoahSD saved me from reading long wordz and posted this cliffs of haseeb's latest claims

"This chip dump story makes no sense.

Let's say we suspend disbelief for a second and say that when Haseeb made a big ass chip dump that allowed Jose to win the challenge and happened at the very end of the challenge, which Jose wanted to win and which Haseeb admitted to talking to Jose about, he actually ddin't know about the challenge.

Now let's suspend disbelief again and assume that Merge wouldn't let their new wonderpro deposit $100k.

Haseeb then decides that the appropriate course of action is to create a new account and deposit $100k there because apparently he thinks that it's easier to deposit $100k into a new account than into the account of Lock's new pro.

THEN, Haseeb turns out to be right. Apparently it is indeed easier for a new account to deposit $100k than the account of Lock's new wonderpro. Weird.

Then after Haseeb does this he realizes he can't transfer it to Girah. (BTW, what's the deal with transferring large amounts on Merge? It'd be cool if someone could clarify.) How unfortunate that he didn't think of this before depositing one hundred thousand dollars into a new account.

Then, Haseeb and Girah don't consider contacting people at Lock (who are all over the internet, btw... Sometimes I accidentally contact someone representing Lock in my sleep.) and asking for a solution to this perdicament. Instead, they decide to chipdump.

God that's dumb.

(Sorry for the obnoxious sarcasm. This **** got funny, though.)"

I'm a pretty open-minded person, but haseeb's cover-up of whatever exactly he's been up to is just a joke now. You're busted dude, and now you are looking really really stupid.

It's like a young child caught completely red-handed coming up with more and more outlandish explanations, some of them involving thieving cuddly toys.

agreed with Night, its obvious to now that Haseeb has been a long term scammer now.

He also overestimate his persuasion and writing skills, if he gave a very brief statement and kept quiet he would have looked better.

god i need to stay away from this whole story...it's eating up hours and hours of my time lol

There is soooooo much gold right here. My current favourite...

"
"I have never claimed to be Jose’s agent and I certainly wasn’t, but I did advise him in his career and help him in writing things.

Why are there emails from you, where you explicitly state “I am acting as Jose’s agent”?

Oh, okay, I misspoke.
"

edit to avoid spamming this thread but this interview is absolutely jam packed with pure comedy gold. I just saw this... "people faking results is such a ridiculously rare thing in the poker world"

post from bruut99 on 4:

"check my 1.7 mil hem graph"

"nice, seems legit , nobody fakes or lies about winnings in poker"

"could you stake me for 5/10 btw"

"yes, let me chipdump it to you, how much 100k?"

"do it now please so i can wins the challenge"

On August 10 2011 22:22 HaiVan wrote: http://news.bluffmagazine.com/haseeb-...ng-samchauhan-on-merge-network-24259/ this is beyond ridiculous, just lol

And now Haseeb has taken his Act to a larger audience, the audience of the broad public where Girah, I mean Haseeb, will preform his final Act.

http://www.cardrunners.com/blog/internetpokers/the-end-1313036766

just disgusting

long time scammer acts like the victim..


NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR YOU

On August 10 2011 23:25 Oly wrote: post from bruut99 on 4: "check my 1.7 mil hem graph" "nice, seems legit , nobody fakes or lies about winnings in poker" "could you stake me for 5/10 btw" "yes, let me chipdump it to you, how much 100k?" "do it now please so i can wins the challenge"

i would just like to state publically here that bruut99 is the man and has never been anything but an upright citizen in my dealings with him which have spanned years at this point.

in the unlikely event that any of this could be misconstrued i am simply giving bruut my real life vouch in that if he ever dicked anyone i will make amends because it is factually impossible.

please troll his CR blogpost saying what a piece of shit he is.

his prose comes across to me as so incredibly fake....like he is trying his best to be sincere

Sweet jesus, read the first couple of lines and its just awful.

Retirement is the last bastion of the guilty. I dont think there is a single person who doesnt believe he will continue playing. Like he would throw away his whole career if he were innocent.

On August 11 2011 07:41 byrnesam wrote: Sweet jesus, read the first couple of lines and its just awful. Retirement is the last bastion of the guilty. I dont think there is a single person who doesnt believe he will continue playing. Like he would throw away his whole career if he were innocent.

yeah but he has to get a new ID to start scamming again

As aejones pointed out, I like his strategy of lying until there is proof that he's lying. Only when there is proof do you admit to it then create a lie to make it seem less worse than it actually was.

It remInds me of the scene in Breaking Bad when Walter had to make up an excuse for why he's consorting with Jessie pinkman, drug dealer. Instead of saying, hey honey we are just making crystal meth, he admits to buying pot off him. A reasonable answer for his inconsistent behavior but nowhere near the absolute truth. And far less damning

That's internet pokers strategy. It's incredibly transparent but he thinks it's so clever

On August 11 2011 09:41 sniderstyle wrote: As aejones pointed out, I like his strategy of lying until there is proof that he's lying. Only when there is proof do you admit to it then create a lie to make it seem less worse than it actually was. It remInds me of the scene in Breaking Bad when Walter had to make up an excuse for why he's consorting with Jessie pinkman, drug dealer. Instead of saying, hey honey we are just making crystal meth, he admits to buying pot off him. A reasonable answer for his inconsistent behavior but nowhere near the absolute truth. And far less damning That's internet pokers strategy. It's incredibly transparent but he thinks it's so clever

thats an excelent example and its super commonly used, admit am minor mistake to avoid more digging.