Hi guys, high stakes poker issue.

I've been playing a lot of high stakes heads-up poker, and I've been getting into this situation a lot lately.

Hero has KK hole cards, and bets in.

Villain has AA hole cards, and just calls.

They both see the flop, and they both hit a set. The hero bets out, but gets reraised by the villain, and everything is fucked.

I've illustrated the scene using teddy bears and Haloween candy to help you better understand. The hero is the more effeminate bear. Just imagine every candy bar thing is worth about a grand.





Thanks,

PS: Body language is approximately accurate. That is, we were both holding our cards to our bellies.

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looooooooool

ez fold for hero,it is obv he has AAA

I know it should be obvious you have to call, and it's just a hand destined to lose, but damn it... Look at how tough the villain looks... His beady little eyes just stare straight into my soul.

:D

ahahhahah I love u

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha

the villain is just acting tough. go all in and if you lose then throw him off the bed and eat his candy

Does that mean his nickname, Tuffy, is meant to be ironic?

ROFL

we already have 6 kitkats in there do u really think we can get away from this?

Nah obviously pot committed.

Kit kats are worth WAY more than that other stuff.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god

ROFL

hahaha

loool is that a bunk bed? I haven't seen one of those in forever, and omg.... it is! A sens jersey! niiiice

On November 04 2008 17:01 Shenny wrote: loool is that a bunk bed? I haven't seen one of those in forever, and omg.... it is! A sens jersey! niiiice

Hold on while I make you hate me.





PS: It's not really a bunk bed. It's just a tall bed with space underneath so I have more floor room. I keep laundry baskets and shit under there. There isn't actually enough room to put another bed in there, unless you like... just threw a mattress on the floor.

looooooooooooooool

hehe nice 1 op

LOLOLOL

i dont think you should hold you cards to your bellies

Lol, awesome.

LOLOL

I like how u got bear 2 in a "pondering" pose. golden.

Omg Lmao

HAHAHAHA

props mate.

although how do you call a raise of 10 kit kats and 5 snickers on top with just middle set?
ez obv fold you fishes.

wow never before have pictures saved an OP so much haha

This has just blown my mind...my day was surrealistic enough already and then this...so random, I have been laughing for minutes now :D:D:D

didn't you steal this from teamliquid or are you the same guy?


really funny anyway

dude who the hell gives u whole candy bars on hallowwen

My bad, haha

Don't do that edzwoo :O I don't want my brother to know who I am on TL.

why not I want to see tanks and battlecruisers on your bedsheet

There's a battle cruiser on my TL shirt No tank, tho.

hahahaha awesome

A+ thread OP

"They both see the flop, and they both hit a set. The hero bets out, but gets reraised by the villain, and everything is fucked."

for some reason i laughed the hardest at this line.. specifically the ending

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Awesome.

rofl

hero bear's expression

Avatar?

Hero bear has a tell imo

On November 05 2008 10:24 Salsa wrote: Don't do that edzwoo :O I don't want my brother to know who I am on TL.

Too late now that I just read this comment . A+ post.

On November 05 2008 21:58 spets1 wrote:

HAHAHHAHA OMG IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER

On November 05 2008 21:58 spets1 wrote:

Strip poker, right ?? Pedobear is one sneaky fucker...

ROFL ^^2

The old 1 -2 TEDDY OBV

On November 06 2008 14:00 DooMeR wrote: The old 1 -2 TEDDY OBV

lololol 1-2 teddy

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i'd go to jail for that one

hahaha A+ wp

how do you have so much gum and candy?

On November 06 2008 23:36 bane wrote: how do you have so much gum and candy?

chump change for this high stakes balla

AWESOME u rock keepem comin'

this thread rocks rofl

hahahaha gold

lolol

:DDDDDDDDD hgahahah 10/10 ! : )

p.s. Barry is a beast : )

OP, i think i love you ^^