i dropped out of high school today

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

.......
Who are you mocking?

lol!

Pretty big donk move, ruin your life so that you will be stuck behind a computer screen for the rest of ur life... Sick Life

reeks of exaggeration

fuck, back to school for me in a month

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

-_- lol

if this is not a joke, you are not only a complete and total moron ( who most likely sucks at poker and ran good for 70k hands ZOMG!!!! ), but you are an asshole as well. Young punks like you are the most annoying people at poker tables, with your dark glasses and hoodies and ipods thinking that you are for sure the next big thing.

I hate highschool kids.

highschool?? damn... you gotta finish that at LEAST! thats pretty dumb... i mean school isnt for everyone... just like me.. i dropped out of college and started working... mostly odd jobs... but i came back and finished the course cos i felt i was lost.... dude.. you gotta finish highschool so you'd have more options in the future... that's the system you still got to be in it somehow...

LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week

people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker

On August 06 2007 19:59 Sixpeppers wrote: Pretty big donk move, ruin your life so that you will be stuck behind a computer screen for the rest of ur life... Sick Life

like not a shitload of jobs is all about being stuck behind a computer screen as well? or flipping burgers in an unhealthy enviroment? I mean just because you go high school it doesnt mean you will end up with a dream job.

LOL

This would be a sick idea for a modern day fresh price of bel-air tv show.

i agree with you being a free spirit and all but you are not going to school just for you... it is for your mom and dad, and your future family as well...

but anyway, gl man... i hope you find what it is you're looking for...

hes from US and plays on party?

wouldnt it suck to find your BR frozen by party for underage gambling after burning this bridge?

i thought u already dropped HS to become pro starcraft player

pretty sure this is a joke...? please assure me

On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote: LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker

Great read, A+

But if its true that you dropped out like this thats sorta lame but i assume this is at least a partial joke ( if you did drop out you did it differently )

On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote: LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker

QFT

i didn't read anything else besides the title and i think you're a fucking retard

Honestly, dropping out is stupid. Look at Daut, he does some mathematical shit that I have never heard of, yet he's still ballin.

who other than me expected him to bust into the opening theme song of fresh prince at the end?

ive read this exact story somewhere else before, im pretty sure its fake

Hum The sad things in that story are :

You look like an impulsive person who didnt thought about his decision.
You Made it because a dumb teacher pissed you off , and that time you said to yourself fuck.
You did " 2 " because you have a big ego.
You will regret it in 2years max.
You might already regret it , that why u posted here.

To conclude , taking such decision because a teach is that dumb that you want to have the last word on him , by telling him " i earn in 1 day more than you in 1 month " , your teacher did won.. if you can learn anything in poker is to think in a long term way.. , You are that dumb that you will never get back on you decision by making public apologies even if you regret it.

Learn to shutup in front off people who got power on you, is very important. Even dumb one.

Life ruined. Ship it !

oh and btw.. if its a troll its not even funny

mmm... yeah... but maybe he is thinking about it... and wants to see how everyone will react?

--- Nuked ---

On August 06 2007 20:05 BigRed0000 wrote: I hate highschool kids.

and the only reason teachers teach is for power??? is power over a bunch of punk ass 17 year olds power? this post has got to be a lame attempt at a joke.

On August 06 2007 20:30 RaiNKhAN wrote: isnt maynard like 30 years old and has very religious views against poker and gambling in general. if u saw this post somewhere else then hes probably just bored and chillen ahah

I dont think this is "THE" maynard from starcraft... I think that the maker of this thread is some random 17 year old.

lol

maybe it is really THE maynard and he is just stoned...

I though Maynard was good in poker.

And by the way if I was in HS and I made like 5k a week , I would deff quit high school and play poker full time. Save some money up, start up my own business. too bad im in college and I suck at poker

No just stay in highschool, not like it's hard or anything.

On August 06 2007 20:16 blunt_smokr wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote: LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker QFT

MAYNARD

you are so ignorant it's not even funny.

you will NEVER make it in the real world. you are the dead money in the real world you fucking chump.

I would like to know how many other teenagers have made decisions like this after just 70,000 hands thinking they have everything figured out. Best of luck to you my man...I hope mommy and daddy bail you out when you go broke.

On August 06 2007 21:03 nolan wrote: MAYNARD you are so ignorant it's not even funny. you will NEVER make it in the real world. you are the dead money in the real world you fucking chump.

What does "dead money in the real world" mean. I understand the "you fucking chump" part but I'm failing short on the other end. Could you please explain?

On August 06 2007 20:30 RaiNKhAN wrote: isnt maynard like 30 years old and has very religious views against poker and gambling in general. if u saw this post somewhere else then hes probably just bored and chillen ahah

This too is what I thought.

.

On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote: LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet EVER people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker

On August 06 2007 20:42 makito wrote: I though Maynard was good in poker. And by the way if I was in HS and I made like 5k a week , I would deff quit high school and play poker full time. Save some money up, start up my own business. too bad im in college and I suck at poker

??? that is dumb... if i was in highschool making 5k a week, i would definitely LOVE going to school in my sports car and get all the girls! and have the best weed and all that shit!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0

lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

obvious joke..

On August 06 2007 19:49 Maynard! wrote: its my senior year and school just got back in session. i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power. its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far. one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world. to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly. harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better. he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future. i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown. he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky. I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa. I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say. He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class. I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party. i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

u my sir are a fucking idiot.

On August 06 2007 20:00 kimseongchan wrote: fuck, back to school for me in a month

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0

lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

christ... lolololol... good joke... got me all emo and shit..

LOL Clay is like waaaay more baller than this kid and even he finished high school.

1. Obv fake
2. I thought you were the real Maynard. Big letdown.

edit: You may still be real Maynard.

On August 06 2007 19:49 Maynard! wrote: i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

This last part is soo beautifully cliche. IMO it really makes the post.

lol

On August 06 2007 21:50 capaneo wrote: ********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** **********READ THIS FIRST U FUCKIN MORONS***************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...p;Number=11429211&an=0&page=0 lol nice job. I bet this is =PAV= undercover. Sidebets?

Hey come on now, lets not hate on me please

link it once more cap, i didn't see it the first few times

oh.. its a copy of an old post
not funny