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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nakishag
nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
nakishag: hello
You: im looking to buy a drug that will make someone a little drowsy but still awake
nakishag: like a date rape drug?
You: but something small and tasteless
You: where can i get those?
nakishag: umm i will try to help you with that
nakishag: please give me a few moments while i search for you
You: just strong enough to work on someone who weights ~115 lbs
nakishag: alright cool
You: have you tried this before?
nakishag: no
You: why not? it's very easy to do
nakishag: tell me how it goes...
nakishag: wat else can u tell mii about it?
You: also - will this drug make it so they cant remember?
You: because that's probably the most important part
nakishag: y
You: what do you mean?
nakishag: y u want them not to remember
You: they would probably perfer it that way
You: do you have any links?
nakishag: why do u think so
You: it's not what you think
You: i'm just conducting an experiment
nakishag: whats the expierement about
You: it's very long and detailed - i'd hate to bore you
nakishag: it wont
You: is there any way you can give me the link?
nakishag: yes
You: thanks
nakishag: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

On December 18 2006 19:31 Zorglub wrote: brianS: would you like me to find anything else for you? You: hmmm how about some drungs? brianS: alright, one moment please You: drugs You: i meant You: where can i buy some? You: no not prescriptions, i mean like coke and crack and lsd brianS: hmmm,, well, I don't think that is a legal online service brianS: and unfortunately, ,I am not allowed to search for illegal objects online brianS: I'm sorry You: awww

hahaha Brian really wanted to get u some drugs

rofl.

i need to stop posting my miserable attempts and only do cool ones ;p

I made some questions about renting a truck and buying ammonium nitrate in huge quantities and get this:

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but she was willing to try and search for midgets doing horses wtf??

just use proxies its not too hard hansen did it

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SylvyS
SylvyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SylvyS: Hello
SylvyS: How are you doing?
SylvyS: What can I help you find?
You: Hi i have some strange questions but none are offensive plz answer and i give you good rating
You: how new is this site?
SylvyS: Ok
SylvyS: It is farely new.
You: what is the craziest session you have had so far? Question wise
SylvyS: There are alot of people that prank on here
You: i definitely believe that
You: do you find these "pranks" interesting and fun, or dumb and monotonous
You: or does the "prank" always depend on what the user is telling you
SylvyS: Well it is like any other job. Part of it.
SylvyS: You deal with it and go on
You: cool, plus the pranks give you good stories to tell at the vending machines while you are on break
SylvyS: I have provide you with our website that will give you all the info about our background.
SylvyS: I don't have a vending machine at my house
SylvyS: We are all independent contractors
You: ooooh, that sucks, gotta go to the store and stuff to get expensive snackfood
SylvyS: Is there something in particular that I can search for you
You: Am i starting to bore you?
SylvyS: No i just not in my job description to just chat to people
You: no not really just wanted to have a pleasent conversation
SylvyS: Well we are not allowed to do that.
You: i have nothing better to do at the moment
You: hmmm
You: ok
You: let me think
You: i need info on poker
SylvyS: Ok
You: do you play poker?
SylvyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
SylvyS: No i do not
You: do you get paid commission for this service? or do you get paid on how many people you talk to and rating that they give you
SylvyS: Well Thank you for using ChaCha
You: nooooooooooooooooo
SylvyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

rofl talentedtom....
gold. getting a guide to search for a daterape drug

im crying over the darkxpert post o god fuck me to tears that brought back memories... to this day I don't know if I believe you or not.

damn the last question ryanto asked was interesting

ahahahhahaahha I LOVE THIS SHIT, although on i wonder how much they get paid?


on a much seirous note i have still yet been able to get a guide, i await eagerly for the day

DoraR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
DoraR: hi
You: I want to verify if ghost exist for real
You: do you believe in them?
DoraR: Just a moment
You: hey i got a question. why are guides not allowed to give their personal opinions?
You: what happens if a guide does it, does he get fired?
DoraR: Is this proof enough for you?
You: yea seems good
You: but answer my question please
DoraR: I can give my pesonal about the query if yu
DoraR: I do believe t hat ghosts exists
You: oh some other guide told me guide weren't allowed to chat
You: do you have any good reason to believe in their existence?
DoraR: Guides can give opinion about search query
DoraR: Can answer question about search
You: ok
You: so what are the reasons that makes you believe in ghost
DoraR: Yes, because God is a spirit and they who worship him, must worship him in spirit and truth
DoraR: The father, the son, and the holyghost are the trinty
DoraR: Because I have the holy ghost abiding within me is proof enough
DoraR: Because I have the holy ghost abiding within me is proof enough
DoraR: At least for me
You: i see. Have you ever experienced something that could
You: be related to ghost
DoraR: Can I find anything else for you on this topic
You: like many people when someone close to them dies, they get some sign about it
DoraR: Thanks for using chacha
DoraR: Have a good day
You: bye
DoraR: Have a good day
DoraR: no
You: no?
DoraR: I do not know about that, have a good day
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Well fuck i didnt feel like arguing about why god prolly dont exist.

You: Hello
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hello there!
You: Ok here is the situation
ConnieB: I will try to help you with your search ...okay go ahead.
You: At my school some small guy is being bullied by people
You: im wondering how and if i should help him
ConnieB: Okay
ConnieB: Good for you!
ConnieB: What age are you guys?
You: he is defenseless and his they make fun of his name "josué"
You: 15
ConnieB: Great hang on let me see what advice we have here.
You: i want to help him but i'm worried they will make fun of me too
ConnieB: Has he talked to the counselor?
You: no i don't think so
ConnieB: Oh dont ever worry about doing the right thing for the right reasons dear.
You: why?
You: the poor guy will probably suffer a lot and end up having no friends (or very few)
ConnieB: because its unimportant how some folks talk or think about us.
ConnieB: Its more important to help this boy
You: yea i agree
ConnieB: He is the one we should worry about I think .
ConnieB: You are doing great by wanting to help him.
ConnieB: You're a great kid!
You: thanks
You: but i haven't really done anything
ConnieB: Does he just get bullied while he is alone?
ConnieB: Thats ok you are going to try and thats all any of us can do.
You: he does not have many friends
ConnieB: Besides the good lord must be putting you up to this so it will work whatever you do.
ConnieB: Oh thats so sad. some kids can be so cruel.
You: they make fun of him a lot
You: they sometimes even hit him but nothing too major
ConnieB: read that part I highlighted while I continue to search for you ok.
ConnieB: So has he gone to counselor?
You: no
ConnieB: why isnt he being reported. its against the law man!
You: he is most likely worried it will get worst
ConnieB: no it wont the bully will end up getting expelled and being send to juvy school somewhere.
ConnieB: if not he will probalby grow up to commit crimes.
ConnieB: he's just practicing being abusive.
ConnieB: There are lawsuits this kid can take out agains him now days.
You: i see
ConnieB: no need to take abuse from anybody anymore we dont have too.
You: sometimes its also not so obvious (hard to prove)
You: they trow things at him during class
ConnieB: He need not be afraid this aint the 70s anymore. the 21st century...the law protects us. besides if this kids parents knew they'd handle it
ConnieB: you think they do?
You: i don't think so
ConnieB: that might be best way to help him, tell his parents if they are understanding caring folks. if they arent.
You: kids are generally ashamed they are getting bullied
You: they don't say this to parents
ConnieB: then call the law and ask them what he should do., they will give you adivce over phone too.
ConnieB: yes i know you all are. but this is abuse sweetie, not bullying
ConnieB: there is a huge difference. today we call it abuse and folks are sued for this mess.
You: i see
ConnieB: this bully needs to be stopped and you will not only be helping your friend but helping him too
ConnieB: in the long run.
You: the bully also generally is with a group of people
You: who follows him
ConnieB: he will grow up to beat up women and all kinds of junk if someone doesnt care enough to help him too.
ConnieB: thats fine, they are the weak ones.
You: you know what i mean? other ones just follow
ConnieB: thats the only way they can be popular is him
ConnieB: yes I know its so silly isnt it?
You: yea exactly
ConnieB: right
ConnieB: well they arent nothing without him see, so if he's gone they will be normal more than likely.
ConnieB: they are just "acting" tough
You: yea thats generally how it is
ConnieB: please support your friend by going with him to the counselor's office talk to them 1st. Ask her advice, if they dont take care of it, then tell his parents just go with him.
You: but hmm i got a question. how can u prove the police this is hapening
ConnieB: be supportive and dont let these folks push you around. listen if he lays one hand on you...
ConnieB: thats all you need hopefully someone will be
ConnieB: around to witness it.
ConnieB: stay in pairs
ConnieB: hang around with him if you can. that alone might stop them if someone is with him.
ConnieB: just let him hit you one time if you have too that will get him put in jail.
You: yea it probably would help
ConnieB: its a crime now hon.
You: how can you prove he hit you?
ConnieB: yes it would befriend him. he may be a really cool guy and your best friend.
ConnieB: there will be folks around and you'll have witnesses.
You: i see
ConnieB: soon as it happens a fight there is always folks around. keep your notebook or something with you and knock him in the fool head .
ConnieB: just let him start it 1st
ConnieB: dont do a thing till he does. ignore his words and just say man i dont want any trouble. thats your out.
ConnieB: and he will be the guilty one if he strikes 1st
ConnieB: besides you two might can take him, ya think
You: in the past it hapened during sports one of these bullies hit me in the leg (not apparent) and not very hard, just to piss me off
ConnieB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (in the past it hapened during sports one of these bullies hit me in the leg (not apparent) and not very hard, just to piss me off)
ConnieB: he may just be an abuser not a fighter.
You: oups sorry
ConnieB: yes see there.
ConnieB: he's all words. yea its ok this time lol
You: then i hit him back a little harder
ConnieB: listen sweetie I gotta go but you take care. Be the friend.
ConnieB: you'll be fine.
ConnieB: I am sure of it.
You: ok thanks
ConnieB: GOOD for you!
You: ui will try that
ConnieB: keep up the good work.
ConnieB: yes talk to him today. get to know him
ConnieB: two is stronger than 1.
ConnieB: you'll be ok I just know it.
You: ok thank you i will do so
You: fun talking to you
ConnieB: See you later I'll be praying for you.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

weee record of lenght

Floffy and i made a sidebet, i had to make them say: "apple" and "tower" in 1 try.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PhyllisA
PhyllisA: Welcome to ChaCha!
PhyllisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hi
You: i have geography homework and i have 2 questions
PhyllisA: hi
You: First, wich is Pari's landmark ?
PhyllisA: ok let me see what I can find on that
You: what is the name i only need the name
You: of France, Paris, most important landmark
You: eiifel something...
You: whats the name do you know ?
You: that shows me like a thousand landmarks..
PhyllisA: this is a search engine , I search things for you , I'm not allowed to give you my opinion
You: its not an opinion come on im on primary school help me out
You: those pages are too complicated
You: it was eiifel something
PhyllisA: tower
You: thank you !
You: thats it
You: and last my other question
PhyllisA: ok
You: whats the pseudonim of New York City
You: The Big ______
PhyllisA: apple
You: as hint they say its a fruit
You: thank you very much , good bye
PhyllisA: bye











OWNED!

I had to make her say Honey and Monkey for 5$ vs Baal
i cannot say the words directly or tell them its prank/side bet
Baal even added the rules i cannot act like a student


You: Hello
saundraw: How are you today?
saundraw: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am reading the newspapaer and there is 2 questions i cannot find the answer to
You: so i would like to do a search
saundraw: Sure...
You: First, They ask me what animal enjoy bananas
You: i have thought about gorrilas
You: but it doesn't fit
saundraw: how many letters
You: 6
saundraw: maybe monkey
saundraw: ??
You: oh i think it is it
You: thanks a lot
You: ok second one is
You: a food that bears like a lot
You: 5 letters
You: they also say the bees likes this food too
saundraw: ok, well how bout honey?
You: Makes a lot sense. it fits perfectly
You: thanks a lot, i will give you a good rating
saundraw: thank you


OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: Hi
AmyP: Hello. What information can I help you locate today?
You: I want to do a search on the followsing thing
AmyP: ok
You: i want to see people that looks like animals, preferably mouses
AmyP: One moment. let me see what i can locate for you.
AmyP: I found some books that discuss the concept, however, I'm not finding many photographs>
You: ok
AmyP: Unfortunately, that's the only information I've located on people looking like animals.
You: ok thank you


bleh exalted wanted more girls that looks like mouse but im getting banned half the time and other half ppl are incompetent

haha even this has turned into gambling

we are degenerates

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrisB: Hello.
You: Hi Chris. I need help getting my boss to stop being an elitist bitch.
ChrisB: Got it.
ChrisB: What sort of thing are you going for?
You: Well, we are good friends, I don't really want to hurt her feelings. Just, you know, I want her to see the potential in people.
You: Wait
You: She just read that
You: new topic
You: I need tips for brown nosing
ChrisB: It's too late now, would be my guess.
ChrisB: Want listings for new jobs?

lil.sis lol


listings for new jobs


priceless

DanyiellE: How are you?
You: help me plz
DanyiellE: What would you like to know about cpr?
You: my goldfish is on the floor gasping for air and i dont know why, i need to know how to do CPR ASAP
You: hes dead now
You: im rating you bad
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.