chacha search with a guide - Page 2

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Renee K
Renee K: Welcome to ChaCha!
Renee K: hello
Renee K: How can i help you?
You: hello
You: theres a boy i know named Ket and i want to know how i can make him love me
Renee K: ok, let me see what i can find for you that would give you some advice on that
You: thank you
You: hes very smart, and beautiful on the inside and outside
Renee K: sounds perfect
You: yes he is
Renee K: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: tyvm
You: i dont really believe in magic, but is there some sort of spell i could put on him or something?
Renee K: I wish there was
You: if we get married will you come to the wedding?
Renee K: sure
You:
Renee K: so far this is the best site i have found for you
Renee K: i'll keep looking though
You: this should be good, thank you for your time
Renee K: You're very welcome, good luck
You: ty

KristaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
KristaB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: greg raymer topless photos
You: anything?

i dare someone to ask for child porn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

and I am seriously considering asking that one Byrnesam

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Melinda M
Melinda M: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi im looking for cihld porn
Status: Session ended.

Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: C.J
C.J: Welcome to ChaCha!
C.J: How may I assist your search?
You: hi CJ
You: how are u doing today
C.J: I'm doing great and yourself?
You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help?
C.J: absolutely not
You: why
C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead.
You: i thought that was your job
You: can i talk to you
C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide.
C.J: sure
You: im not sure u could belive this
You: but i found my dog with
You: hmm.. my best female friend
You: not girlfriend tho
You: i think she has problems.
C.J: You found them doing what exactly?
You: you know.. i can't say it
You: sex i guess
You: is it even called that way between a human and animal?
C.J: You know it's called beastiality.
C.J: This is your prank?
You: i am not kidding.
You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net
You: about it.
C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you.
You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do.
C.J: Your life is priceless.
You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it?
You: should i talk to my dog?
You: should i stay away from both?
C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her.
You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life?
C.J: Is there more to this story?
C.J: I enjoy my life very much.
C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be.
You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents
You: or mine
You: pretty weird situation
C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank?
You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that
You: i know what to expect.
C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement.
You: she was my only friend.
You: and im unique child.
You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family
C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents
You: my parents are divorced and
You: we are all having problems
You: it is all a mess
You: my father has a gun under the bed
You: i got to go.
You: bye
C.J: wait.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

"You: hi im looking for cihld porn
Status: Session ended."

LOL

I swear I was gonna do it but I had to respond to a very important email so i was busy :D.

rofl @ that ending

that guy is way to gullible to be on teh interweb

Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW
ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
ElyssiaW: hello
ElyssiaW: how can i help you today
You: i want to know what fruit juice is the most tasty
ElyssiaW: ok
You: right now my favorite juice is apple juice and i want to expand my knowledge of juice
You: what is your favorite juice?
ElyssiaW: ok
ElyssiaW: grape
ElyssiaW: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Ok darkxprt owns me at this. that one was fucking stupid haha

i have so much fun on this, too bad i repoped the site else i would post all what i've done. i gtg. and continue this when im back.

KaranK: Chacha is fun and people seem to enjoy the interaction.
You: I certainly enjoy the interaction
KaranK: I don't get promoted to a better rate of pay if I get low ratings.
You: Karan is a very pretty name, i bet you are a very pretty lady
KaranK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: the next thing id like to search for is "what kind of underwear are you wearing"
KaranK: You have a good evening. Thank you for using chacha.
KaranK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

;( brutal turn down

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TinaC
TinaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
TinaC: Hello
TinaC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am looking for something that excites me
TinaC: OK
You: any suggestions ?
TinaC: Let me see...
TinaC: See what you think about that first one

http://excitement.com.au/

TINA is awesome

i wonder how many percentages of the "calls" they get that are pranks haha, must be atleast 50%

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

So they dont like you trying to hit on their guides

Hey Byrnesam I have a friend named Karan and it's a male name, so I think you were just hitting on a guy......... no further comment necessary

Darkxprt you forgot to mention about the dog not using condoms =_= , you ruined the tl.net classic.

lol

this place rocks!

rofl wtf?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: teresav
teresav: Welcome to ChaCha!
teresav: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Hi teresa. I'm looking for a method to communicate with a loved one.
You: From.... beyond the grave
teresav: Sure, just a moment.
teresav: Have you ever heard of John Edwards?
You: the senator?
teresav: LOL not the senator. I almost typed that.
You: oh you mean that guy that looks like he's from jersey that writes books about prayer and stuff?
teresav: Hmm I think he's from New York. His books aren't about prayers though.
teresav: It's about communicating with family members who have passed.
You: Do you have experience with this matter?
teresav: Actually, I do.
teresav: I've always gotten signs from loved ones.
You: Wow.
You: What kind of signs?
You: I dont know what to look for, but I just feel this need to communicate...
teresav: Well, my Grandmother died two weeks ago. One night I was laying there crying, I couldn't sleep. I was so upset and sad.
teresav: I came downstairs and sat.
teresav: And I distinctly smelled her perfume.
teresav: She lived an hour away, and I don't wear perfume, nor had anything with any fragrance near me.
teresav: 4 times, I smelled it.
teresav: Other times, I've heard doors close.
teresav: After my grandfather died I smelled cigars.
teresav: You kind of just know I think.
teresav: Depending on the family member ..something that is distinct to them.
You: Hmm... definitely. And these signs... are they always olfactory?
teresav: I don't think really a "seance" or oiji board works.
teresav: No, my mother went into her kitchen at 5 am to get water and there was a light on her counter.
teresav: Just a glowing yellow light.
You: Edward talks about all this stuff?
teresav: Oftentimes, they'll come in a dream too.
teresav: His first book was really good. I'd have to see what it was called. He talked about his mom coming to him in a dream
teresav: saying pick up my purple coat at the cleaners.
teresav: All sorts of things.
You: and her coat was there?
teresav: Yes, he went to the cleaner for something else and the cleaner said, Oh, let me give you your mother's coat
You: Whoa. That's crazy.
teresav: Hold on I have his site here.
teresav: There you go.
teresav: Are those helpful at all?
You: Yeah. definitely. Wow that's a high-powered intro.
teresav: I can send "seance" links, but really I don't think that sort of thing is successful.
You: Thanks a lot for your help.
teresav: You're welcome. Good luck!
You: Thank you.
teresav: I hope you find what you're looking for.
teresav: Have a good night.
teresav: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.