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LMAO lil sis

hahaha

omg lets find out who can pull the most ridiculous story but the must buy it :D

ok ill try a nasty one.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyF
WendyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyF: Hello and welcome to chacha! I will be helping you with your search
You: hi i need to find a girlfriend
You: how do i do?
WendyF: Do you want some online sites?
You: i need to know what to do'
WendyF: so find a girlfriend?
WendyF: I can send you some advice or tip information
You: yes what should i do?
You: what works on you?
WendyF: actually im married so nothing works on me now
You: keeping... but i havent got any?
You: so what did your husband do to get you?
WendyF: brought me flowers an candy to work
WendyF: and then sent them and filled my whole car with balloons
You: is that really all? what did he say how did he bahave?
You: behave
WendyF: he always watched over me. I was a bartender so he would come up to where I worked
You: what made you want him?
WendyF: no it was his eyes
You: eyes.... but im cross eyed :/
You: women dont like that
WendyF: well then they are superficial
You: would you marry a cross eyed bald guy?
WendyF: dating a person doesn't go by looks alone. Your heart and actions tell alot
You: would you?
You: i think im doomed
WendyF: If a person's heart is in the right place and he is a good guy what does being bald and crossed eyed have anything to do with it? If he treated me right I would
You: well it woulndt be a turn-on....
You: how am i ever gonna get a gf
WendyF: maybe to some one who isn't as superficial it would be
WendyF: there is a girl out there for you!! Keep your chin up
You: are you superficial?
WendyF: No I am not
WendyF: My husband has a heart condition and I knew that when we first started dating. That didn't stop me from marrying him
WendyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: is he loaded then?
WendyF: nope
You: ohh yeah ill try these results thanks
WendyF: I am not a materialist person nor am I superficial. I am actually down to earth
You: ic to bad you are married then
WendyF: lol
You:
WendyF: Have a great night and best of luck Merry Christmas toyou
You: thanks you too
WendyF: Thank you for using chacha, Have a great day!!
WendyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brianS
brianS: Welcome to ChaCha!
brianS: Hi, how are you today?
You: hi im lonely i need to get laid, what should i do?
brianS: well, let me see what I can find for you
You: you know some girls?
brianS: yes, yes I do, and it's my job to find you some!
You: cool are they hot?
brianS: it's all in the eye of the beholder
You: ahh i guess that means no
brianS: lol
You: ill try those bitches thanks!
brianS: lol, alright
brianS: would you like me to find anything else for you?
You: hmmm how about some drungs?
brianS: alright, one moment please
You: drugs
You: i meant
You: where can i buy some?
You: no not prescriptions, i mean like coke and crack and lsd
brianS: hmmm,, well, I don't think that is a legal online service
brianS: and unfortunately, ,I am not allowed to search for illegal objects online
brianS: I'm sorry
You: awww
You: ok thanks merry christmas
brianS: you too
brianS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeloresB
DeloresB: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeloresB: Hello, I will be assisting you in your search today.
DeloresB: How can I help you today?
You: hi i need to find out what to do with my life
You: can you help me?
DeloresB: I don't know how I could help you with that...
DeloresB: Are you in school?
You: no i dropped out of school
You: what am i supposed to do with my life?
DeloresB: let me see if I can't find something for you...just a moment.
You: the thing is.... I dont read very well so i cant read through many pages, im stuck please help
DeloresB: I hope that these can help you in some way.
You: what is the purpose of our lives?
DeloresB: unfortunately there isnt anything else I can do...
You: is there a meaning?
DeloresB: That is a question for you pastor
DeloresB: or priest
You: but im not religious
DeloresB: I can't answer those questions.
DeloresB: Then look to someone you admire for advice.
DeloresB: I have to end this now.
DeloresB: You have a Merry Christmas
You:
You: ok u2
DeloresB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you?
You: im searching for my chips
AshleyL: ok what kind are they
You: i was JUST gonna start the movie when i realised i cant find them
You: its a green bag
You: its the standard ones
AshleyL: ok well do you have a legit search...something i can find online
You: o wait, this is for online only?
You: you cant find things ive lost?
AshleyL: yes im very sorry
AshleyL: nope
You: ah okay my bad
You: sorry
You: but wait
You: you can help me online too
AshleyL: yes
AshleyL: sure
You: im searching for
You: a store where i can buy chips
You: if i dont find my bag
AshleyL: ok let me find something for you
You: i want them to ship me some chips
AshleyL: ok one moment please
You: oh god i was just gonna start that movie... and then theyre gone lol
You: happens all the time right
You: i mean right when you need something, its gone
You: BAM
You: nowhere
AshleyL: ofc ourse it always happens like that
You: been searching all over my apartment
You: even behind my desk
You: do they ship to sweden?
AshleyL: im sure theyll ship anywhere for you
You: ah cool
You: i hope they can ship it fast
You: need to return that movie by tomorrow
AshleyL: Are these results sufficient?
AshleyL: what movie??
You: the shawnshank redemption
You: great movie
You: have you seen it?
AshleyL: oh yes great movie
AshleyL: yes mant times
You: its a bit long
You: but so good
AshleyL: yes very
AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i like that its kinda slow
You: hm
You: no not really
You: you been to great help
You: thanks
AshleyL: Your very welcome, thanks for trying ChaCha!
AshleyL: Have a great night and Happy Holidays!
You: you too!
AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AshleyL: goodnight!
AshleyL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

ROFL

its extremely funny that they end up talking about themselves in almost every convo

rotfl hansen

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NoellaP
NoellaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
NoellaP: Hi! How may I help you?
You: hi i need to..... hmm find some porn with midgets, for educational purposes only of course
You: can you help?
NoellaP: Hold on one sec!
You: if you could find some with midgets and horses i would be very gratefull
NoellaP: Im sorry but its against ChaCha policy to do Live searches such as this!
NoellaP: Can I help you with anything else today?
You: ohhh, but it for a research im doing
NoellaP: Sorry!
NoellaP: Can I find anything else for you today?
You: ok ill find a midget myself then
NoellaP: Ok! Have a good day and Happy Holidays!!
You: u2
NoellaP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarmelC
KarmelC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
KarmelC: Hi there!
You: How ae you today
KarmelC: Great, thanks!
KarmelC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Ok i have a problem with my girlfriend. she has some sort of sexual trouble
You: she refuse to "give blowjobs"
You: i'm looking for a way of fixing this problem
KarmelC: Okay, can you describe so I can find the right type of information?
You: Ok we have been together for about a year now
KarmelC: Okay, can you describe so I can find the right type of information?
KarmelC: Let me see what I can find
You: but she only rarely have sex with me and never does advanced sex things
You: she has meet sexologue and stuff but it didnt help
You: i am thinking of quitting her but i really love her
KarmelC: Let me see waht I can find, just amoment
You: what would you do in my situation?
KarmelC: Everyone will give different advice, it is up to you
You: WHat is your own advice?
You: cha cha has a policy of selecting guides expert in their fields. You should have some sort of advice on this matter right?
KarmelC: We can not give that out.
KarmelC: We are not here to give advice, just the links where you may be able to find the info you are looking for
KarmelC: Are these links helping you today?
You: yes thank you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended




You: Hello
JoeS: hey there, how can i help you?
You: i have an HUGE problem
JoeS: let me guess, you lost your keys/
You: I have just lost my cars keys, i can't find them
You: and i have an important meeting in 2 hours
JoeS: and you decided to come bother me with some stupid prank
You: no no its true
You: you need to help me find my keys
You: is there any special service
You: Like key finders or something. i have a lot of money i will do anything for them


dude my guides are so gay

You: i have an HUGE problem
JoeS: let me guess, you lost your keys/

rofl

floofy, haha

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me and floofy had a bet for 5 bucks, i was gonna tell them i couldnt find my foot etc and they had to link me 1 page and not say the word "prank"
got instabanned

now we making a bet hasen gotta make them say words "ship" "monkey" "banana" before getting shut down with same guide for 5$ lol

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW
ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
ElyssiaW: hey
You: i just have a quick question
ElyssiaW: whats up
You: when they harvest bananas in the jungle
You: how do they transport it overseas?
ElyssiaW: mmm
ElyssiaW: interesting
You: shipping?
ElyssiaW: I know they probably put them in crates and send them by boat one sec let me see
You: whats it called when they transport it overseas?
ElyssiaW: one sec
ElyssiaW: Are these results sufficient?
You: hm, whats it called when they move stuff overseas?
You: by boat?
You: cant find the word
ElyssiaW: let me see if i can search it
You: its just an english word
You: is it shipping?
ElyssiaW: basicly
You: shipping?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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rofl

check this out

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LK
LK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
LK: Hello!
You: hey, i know u got like too many pranks a day but i just need someone to talk to
You: im really sad
LK: What's wrong?
You: im on the pc 24/7
You: i got no friends
You: and addicted to online gamblinb
LK: Do you ever go out?
You: not really.
LK: May I ask how old are you
You: 17
LK: Hmm... your still young you have a lot of time to make friends
You: yea maybe, but i think im stuck man, tho i still do good things on the internet
You: i actually do interviews for a online poker website
You: and get paid
LK: Really, what website?
You: liquidpoker.net
LK: How do you get with them?
You: to the online players i interview?
LK: Yes how do you get a job with them?
LK: And how much do they pay?
You: oh, i started asking questions to one of the owners and he told me i was good, so he gave me a shot
You: and one thing lead to another
You: i get x for each
LK: Wow that's niice!!!
You: yea, it is a good job , as an extra
You: more if you like poker
LK: Yea do they have a link where you can apply? and are they hiring?
You: not really. but if you are interested, i actually DO need help. every interview i need to think of new questions and since i didn't study communications or whatever, it is not that simple for me.
You: i am the only one in charge of them, if you go to the articles section
You: you could find them under my nickname 'DarkXprT'
LK: Ok!
You: how old are you?
LK: so how can I get in touch with you in the future?
LK: 21
You: is it secure if i type my msn here?
LK: Yes it's secure!
You: xxxx@xxx.com
You: i need to tell you one thing tho
You: they pay me
LK: Ok I will write you later! Sure go ahead!
You: via Pokerstars. you can cash it out from the though, no problems.
You: you will just need to make an account or whatever
LK: Ok!
You: so anyway, if you are interested on that, we can get into something and help each other on whatever possible
LK: That sounds good!
You: contact me. i got to go. thanks for the talking
LK: Ok bye
LK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

WTF!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
RobinB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
RobinB: Hi, what can I find for you about propbet?
You: ill be straight with you, ive got a bet with a friend that id get a coach to say "monkey" "ship" and "banana"
You: thats the propbet
You: could you do that so i win please?
RobinB: what type of coach?
You: ill rate happyface
You: you
RobinB: ok, monkey ship banana.
You: thanks
You: much love 3
You: so whatsup today anyway?
You: much work?
RobinB: But I have to send you a link so I get a good rating please hold.
You: oh alright
You: send me a link about
You: donkeys
RobinB: donkeys, ok
RobinB: There we go, what forum are you from?
You: liquidpoker.net
You: you know about it?
You: do you play poker?
RobinB: cool, thats a new one to me
RobinB: yes
You: oh rly?
You: what stakes?
RobinB: I mean is your forums really pranking us?
You: i dont think so
You: well
RobinB: not too high, but do great sometimes
You: yes we are i guess
You: its fun to get you say random stuff
You: we bet about it
RobinB: lol
You: start visiting liquidpoker.net
You: i bet youll do better
You: learn poker and stuff
RobinB: at least it makes us money.
You: haha yeah
RobinB: I'll go there tonight.
You: ah cool
You: im "hansen"
You: PM me
RobinB: Have a good night and Happy Holidays
You: there is a thread about chacha
You: this will b there
RobinB: ok, ill remember hansen
You: cool
You: bye
RobinB: ok great, thanks
RobinB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



ez ownt floofy

im so good at this, i think i could make them say any words with no tricks.

Now im betting 5$ with darkxprt he gotta make them say:

Jet
Washroom
Taxi
apple
Daughter
DVD
Ice
MicroPhone
MicroWave
Floor

whitout saying the words or telling them its a prank

vickieb: That's ok...
You: My wife keeps cooking tomatoes
You: and i hate her tomatoes
You: i want to find a way to tell her in a subtile way
You: but im worried she gets really mad at me
vickieb: Ohhh.....
You: if she gets mad at me its really bad
vickieb: Ok, I'm going to see if I see any tips on talking to your wife, will that help?
You: yea
vickieb: Ok, there's one link, but I'll look for more specific ones if you'd like.
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
You: would you get mad if he told you he hates what you cook
vickieb: Yes(married) and no(wouldn't get mad). Sending another link for you....
You: Would you change your whole cooking habits for your husband?
vickieb: I don' t know; are those links of any help?
You: Hmmm
You: it would be nice to also get info about aviation
You: i need to ship her somewhere
vickieb: Ok, great, but I"ll have to end this session so you can start a new one with aviation. That's a different catagory and will need to be catagorized. Otherwise we'll have people come in and search cooking and find out how to fly!
You: oh
You: so your specialty is cooking?
vickieb: Have a good night though! (It's one of my keywords yes)



You: Hello
WhitneyH: Hello!
You: I will explain you the situation
WhitneyH: Ok
You: Some dude on my web site did an open challenge for a fight for money
You: so i want to learn boxing
You: to win the 10 000$
You: can you give me tips on boxing?
WhitneyH: Sure, Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: so you think its a good idea to fight for money?
You: i think i can beat him. hes a bald head but hes not so strong and quite stupid
WhitneyH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.