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fuck off matt your luckbox

i used same line as you and she ended session

a mom who doesn't cook, what the fuck is this

You: hi`
LisaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: i am looking to download a dog
LisaC: a virtual pet dog?
You: no
You: a real dog
You: preferably white
You: i like white dogs
LisaC: are you looking to adopt a dog?
You: i want to download it free on the internet. they sell it at high price in shops
You: well
You: "high" isn't so high but i am cheap
LisaC: that is something we just can't do. I am sorry.




Status: Connected to guide: SusanL
SusanL: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanL: Hello
You: hi mom
You: hows work today
SusanL: What can i search regarding dogs for you today?
SusanL: It's going great
You: did you cook diner?
SusanL: How are you?
SusanL: Not yet, haven't decided what we;ll have yet
You: my brother has been really mean to you i heard
You: i'm sorry
SusanL: Is there anything I can search for you?
You: yes
You: i would like a recipe of some sort of good meal
You: how to cook dogs
SusanL: Just a moment
You: but my brother is rightt thought
You: u know i love u and all but having sex with our redneck neighbor was so uncalled for
SusanL: How did you find out?
You: Well i looked by the window
You: Why did u abandon me and jimmy?
SusanL: So you are a peeping tom huh?
You: Yea my mom is very important for me, i like to make sure she acts correctly
SusanL: How could I have abandomed you if you are asking what we are having for dinner?
You: This is something you could do a search on. Its an very interesting question
SusanL: What?
You: How can you abandon your childs but still cook for them
SusanL: Ohhhh, lol
You: I have no idea what to answer
SusanL: Do those sites give you the info you were looking for on cooking dogs?
You: yes
You: i will print them and give you it tonight
SusanL: OK great
You: we can eat Gaspard
SusanL: Are you bringing home dessert?
You: Oh no! i forgot
SusanL: Is there anything else I can help you search for today?
You: i will make sure to go to the shop...but the problem is Dan took my money
You: hes a bully
SusanL: Sounds like it
You: Can you do a search on how to defend yourself from dogs and bullies?
You: Dan has a dog named casper. its very dangerous
SusanL: That is a different topic, you will have to do a different search and maybe I will get it
You: it is related to dogs no?
SusanL: Whatever you do don't run, dogs love to chase
You: ok
SusanL: Yes but we have already been searching in one category and now will have to change
You: Oh i see
SusanL: They told us not to change because it messes up with the database
You: Oh well thanks, i will see you tonight
You: XXX
SusanL: Sounds good, don't be late!
You: Thanks, I'm done.

matt is god.

oh and mom thing was awesome too. same person right? OR FAKED????!?!? (hope not)

nikkib: Hello
nikkib: How are you doing today?
You: im ok
You: how are you?
nikkib: great thanks
You: hows your day been?
nikkib: pretty good
You: what time do you clock off?
nikkib: whenever i want
You: hows about you stop now, we'll go catch a movie
You: grab a couple of drinks
You: watch the sunset
You: then head back to mine for a night cap
nikkib: do you have something you want me to search. funny
You: I want you to search your heart
You: for a place for me
nikkib: you are to funny
You: too
You: search dictionary
You: GRAMMAR TIME
nikkib: well i have to go.
You: so thats a no to the drink?
nikkib: yeah
You: can you do a search for rohypnol then
nikkib: hope it all works out. no
You: thats your job
You: using a search engine
nikkib: type it in for another search
nikkib: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

no its not faked this is the same susan

YvonneD: but the rest is personal
You: is cup size too personal?
You: ill tell you the length of my penis
You: a straight up trade
YvonneD: thanks for the laugh bye
YvonneD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Women are so cruel

Status: Connected to guide: Michael W
You: Hello
Michael W: Welcome to ChaCha!
Michael W: hello!
Michael W: What specifically can i find for you?
You: I am looking to learn how to walk on ater
You: water
You: Because i believe i am the new jesus
Michael W: well, it is nice to meet you
You: Are you blind by any chance
You: i could cure you
Michael W: no i can see
You: This is because of me
Michael W: here is a Jesus Lizard
You: ok thanks
Michael W: you can learn from other animals
You: Also can you do a search on how to reduce pain
You: i am worried they will kill me
You: in a quite painfull way
Michael W: ok
Michael W: what is the cause of the pain?
You: Hmmm getting your arms and legs Hammered
You: Like Jesus
Michael W: here are some shoes to walk on the water with
You: Oh wow this is perfect
Michael W: there is a video
Michael W: ive the video link
You: Ok thanks this will be useful in my quest
Michael W: great!
You: If you ever hear of "TalentedTom", this is me
Michael W: hmm
Michael W: ok
Michael W: where do you live?
You: Canada
Michael W: i see some poetry in oregon
You: ok
Michael W: Tom Rucklos
You: This is not exactly me. I am not known yet because i haven't walked on the water yet
You: Because of cha cha, the world will be saved
Michael W: ok
Michael W: im going to do osme more searches
Michael W: best of luck to you
You: tanks
You: thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.

I'm still mad that all these guides refuse to make me a damn sandwhich.

Floofy i asked about TalentedTom and how he wins all the time I got instantly kicked off.

You: Hello
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
sherric: hi
You: Ok this is a situation i have to explain you
You: but please don't laugh at me
sherric: ok
sherric: ok
You: people don't really believe me
You: a few months ago, while i was sleeping
You: i got kidnapped by aliens. it was weird thought, hard to differenciate from a dream
You: but i'm pretty sure it was not
You: then
You: they anally probed me
You: and i want to know if u can get pregnat by aliens
sherric: you want some links on this topic
You: yes please
sherric: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Do you think this is something that has hapened to people before?
sherric: I have heard of it happening
You: I see
You: What should i do? i went to the hospital but they didn't take me seriously
sherric: I have heard where the baby was born looking very normal
You: Yes but i am a male
sherric: read the links that I have posted
You: Ok
sherric: I have heard of this and I am a believer
You: thanks
sherric: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thanks you

On December 21 2006 12:52 lucifer wrote: matt is god. oh and mom thing was awesome too. same person right? OR FAKED????!?!? (hope not)

I don't know if its the same person or not I just hit the guide person and this is who i got then I just copy and pasted the conversation.
I want to post other conversations but for some reason I can't seem to last more than a minute before I get booted, so I never get a chance to.

dont use big words like "whore"

On December 20 2006 20:01 FrinkX wrote: aaaaaand i'm banned TONYA IF U READ THIS MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND PM ME! I'm not kidding about bahamas, if you msg me I'll hook you up with a free 7 day vacation.

OMG

ok, let me try, it's hard whit my broken english
it's kinda boring tough...

who remember the "WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD SOME RAM" thread on TL
______________________________
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jordand
Jordand: Welcome to ChaCha!
Jordand: Hi there!
You: hi hi
Jordand: Are you searching for computer RAM?
You: how are you
Jordand: Great!
You: yes
You: the problem is
You: my computer is very slow right now
You: i talked whit a friend
Jordand: And you'd like to add RAM
You: and he told me to get more ram
You: yes
You: where can i donwload some of this ?
Jordand: How much RAM do you have right now?
Jordand: No download possible
You: just 512
Jordand: It's a physical component of your system
You: what?
You: why no?
You: physical ?
Jordand: It's hardware, not software
Jordand: You have to open your computer to add
You: hehe, sorry i dont understand
You: ohhh
You: you mean
You: like a wire or something ?
Jordand: Sort of.
You: oh
You: do you know how to do it ?
Jordand: You have to get it at Best Buy or ebay and put it into your computer
Jordand: Yes, I know how
You: i can do it if you teach me step by step
You: oh
You: so i have to buy too? -_-
Jordand: yes
You: danm that sux
Jordand: I'll show you how
You: can you sell me some ¿?
You: or even better, i'll buy your computer
You: how much, just tell me
Jordand: Ha ha, $2500
You: wow
Jordand: It has 2 GB of RAM
You: expensive eh ?
Jordand: Yes.
You: whats GB ?
Jordand: It's 4X how much your system has, and your system has plenty
You: dude
You: im not clicking that
You: it says something about hackers
Jordand: lifehacker? It's a popular blog.
Jordand: Quite safe
Jordand: Been there tons of times, I'm not pulling your chain
You: i've heard that hackers can destroy my PC
Jordand: LOL is this a joke?
You: ¿?
You: oh i know
You: are you one of them?
You: dude why you do that ?!
Jordand: I could be, but there are different types
You: of hackers?
Jordand: White hat hackers are network protectors
Jordand: Black hat hackers are network attackers
You: they use hats too?
You: what hat are you using now?!
Jordand: Red hat hackers use Linux.
Jordand: No hat, balding
You: lol
Jordand: lol
You: well
You: some chicks find that sexy
Jordand: Right
You: im not a chick
You: so
Jordand: I didn't think so
You: again to my ram problem
Jordand: Are these results sufficient?
Jordand: Yes?
You: so
You: how much it cost ?
Jordand: OK challenge me
Jordand: It depends on what computer you have
You: mine says something like
You: "intel inside"
You: "idiot outside"
You: something like that
Jordand: Make and model
Jordand: Are you a guide?
You: of what?
Jordand: Nothing
Jordand: So what's the make and model?
You: i've to tell you, i'm not very smart about computers
You: i know it's a pentium 3
You: but thats all
Jordand: You need to know the speed of the RAM your computer uses
Jordand: You also need to know the maximum memory your motherboard can accomidate
You: oh my god, different speeds too?
Jordand: More than that
You: that sucks
Jordand: different speeds, slot types, latency times, motherboard compatabilities
You: i guess that, i'll have to buy your computer
You: where are you from ?
Jordand: lol
Jordand: SE MI
You: seriouly
You: 2.5k ?
You: are you sure you are not ripping me off ?
You: can i trust you!?!!
Jordand: Why don't you buy one on ebay?
Jordand: I like mine
You: i dont trust ebay
Jordand: It's customized just the way I built it
You: a lot of pirates there
Jordand: just for me
Jordand: No
Jordand: ebay is legal and secure
You: you sure?
Jordand: Yes, I have a high feedback rating there.
You: ok, give me the adress, i'll go and check some Pcs
Jordand: There you go!
Jordand: Ebay is good.
You: ok
Jordand: 512 RAM is actually a lot
You: give some tips please
You: for my new computer!!!
You: what?!
You: that mother fucksk1!!!
Jordand: 512 is a lot of RAM
Jordand: For real
You: i knew it
You: he's a salesman
You: piece of sh1t
Jordand: the only thing slowing down your computer is Norton
You: i dont have norton
You: that's for hackers
Jordand: XP should have 256 to run well
Jordand: half of 512
You: you sure?
Jordand: Norton is the worst software I know of.
You: let me check whit my calculator
Jordand: Yes
Jordand: I'm certified by MS 4X
You: yep, you are right, 256 x 2 = 512
You: you see!!
You: you are a hacker too!!
You: dude dont destroy my pc please please
You: ill give you a happy face rating ok?
Jordand: If your question is answered, I'd like to continue on...
Jordand:
Jordand: thanks!!!
You: but dont burn my ram or something
Jordand: No way
Jordand: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

On December 20 2006 20:01 FrinkX wrote: aaaaaand i'm banned TONYA IF U READ THIS MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND PM ME! I'm not kidding about bahamas, if you msg me I'll hook you up with a free 7 day vacation.

wow frinkx, you are my hero if she does get in touch.

How come you aren't already taking someone w/ you?

rofl i liked the part about the "hats"

OMG ahahahahahahahah FLOOFY I LOVE YOU :D

On December 21 2006 22:15 TwistedEcho wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2006 20:01 FrinkX wrote: aaaaaand i'm banned TONYA IF U READ THIS MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND PM ME! I'm not kidding about bahamas, if you msg me I'll hook you up with a free 7 day vacation. wow frinkx, you are my hero if she does get in touch. How come you aren't already taking someone w/ you?

shes the only chick i know from harvard! i bet shes hot

you gotta be kidding frinkx lol

holy shit how did i miss this