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XeliN United Kingdom. Dec 23 2006 22:00. Posts 2365 | | |
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi, I'm Amy. I'll be your search guide today.
You: im 17/m/uk wanna cyber!?
AmyA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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XeliN United Kingdom. Dec 23 2006 22:01. Posts 2365 | | |
there shud be a contest to try to get them to search for something they cant find any links for |
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lil.sis China. Dec 23 2006 23:45. Posts 1343 | | |
| | On December 23 2006 21:01 XeliN wrote:
there shud be a contest to try to get them to search for something they cant find any links for |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cherity R
Cherity R: Welcome to ChaCha!
Cherity R: Hi
Cherity R: how can i help you?
You: Hi Cherity. I'm looking for chemical engineering jobs in the carribbean.
You: Other islands are also acceptable, like hawaii and fiji
Cherity R: ok..just one minute while I search for you
You: somewhere where there is no winter.
Cherity R: ok
Cherity R: ok
You: entry-level jobs too
You: i have no work experience
Cherity R: alright
You: no luck huh
Cherity R: still looking
Cherity R: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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| | On December 23 2006 21:01 XeliN wrote:
there shud be a contest to try to get them to search for something they cant find any links for |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarciaN
MarciaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarciaN: Hi, What would you like me to find for you about pandas?
You: Hi Marcia
You: how are you tonight?
MarciaN: great thanks!
You: good
You: I want to know where I can buy a red panda
MarciaN: Let me see what I can find.
You: while you're searching
You: what else are you up to tonight
You: surely not just hard work! it's almost christmas eve
MarciaN: actually,yes
MarciaN: these are adorable, I've never seen one before
You: i love them
You: i really want one for my girlfriend
MarciaN: that first site is a rescue project
You: i assumed as much
MarciaN: the second is general info on them, feedit tips etc
You: i don't really want to rescue them though, i want to purchase one
You: did you try e-bay?
MarciaN: i understand, I was figuriing that as a resource
MarciaN: nope, I don't think ebay does live things do they?
MarciaN: but i'll look
You: i doubt it
You: how much do you think a red panda would cost?
MarciaN: no clue, probably a lot because it would be like a zoo purchase
You: how much would you pay for a red panda?
MarciaN: no clue
You: you married?
MarciaN: there is soemthing to compare it to
MarciaN: is there anyting else i can find for you on this topic?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: claireO
claireO: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi claire
claireO: Hi
You: how are you tonight
claireO: How are you tonight
You: jynx
claireO: Great thanks!! LOL
You: umm just kidding
You: anyways
You: i was wondering how much it would cost to buy a red panda
You: the last guide wasn't very helpful at all
claireO: Hmm, wow interesting question!. Let me check and see what kind of an answer I can find for you!
You: she linked me to a site comparing my purchase of a red panda to some purchase the san diego zoo made of three arabian oryx almost 40 years ago
You: i don't know how that was deemed to be appropriate.
claireO: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: what are you doing tonight?
claireO: Oh my gosh, they are so adorable. I never saw one before
You: they are adorable
You: what are you up to tonight claire?
claireO: searches! lol
You: what time do you clock off?
claireO: I am still looking for an answer to your question. Very difficult to find a site regarding a price for one.
You: you don't like to chat about personal stuff do you?
You: what's your new years resoultion?
claireO: To be Happy!!
You: are you currently unhappy?
claireO: never.
You: well that's not much of a resolution is it?
claireO: I don't mean to be rude but I am trying to find a relevent site for your search inquiry
You: have you found me a site regarding the price of a red panda yet?
claireO: still looking
she's still looking as i post this
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claireO: They aren't sold
claireO: to the public.
You: how do you know?
claireO: what happens is the hunters capture them and illegally sell them to zooz
claireO: zoos
You: where can i find these hunters
claireO: That is something that isn't being advertised out in the open on the net.
claireO: they are an endangered species
You: how do you know so much about red pandas?
claireO: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes, a price.
claireO: Sorry but there is nothing else I can find regarding the purchase of a red panda.
You: how much do the zoos buy them for from the hunters/poachers?
claireO: There is no price
claireO: It is not advertised sorry
You: there has to be a price
You: nothing in life is free
claireO: Well, I searched all my resources and there is no price that is available
You: i have lots of money
claireO: comping up
You: pardon?
claireO: Thank you for searching ChaCha and I hope you have a great New year! |
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Moloch United States. Dec 24 2006 02:18. Posts 6144 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CurtisG
CurtisG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: is this a real person
CurtisG: Hi welcome to chacha!
CurtisG: It sure is 
You: what is massachusetts
CurtisG: How can I help you with burials
CurtisG: That would be a state?
You: are you a robot
You: ok
CurtisG: Nope
CurtisG: haha
CurtisG: I'm real
You: i'd like to know how to dispose of the body so that nobody will know
You: hypothetically
You: can you tell me how
CurtisG: Sure
CurtisG: let me find you some information
You: this is for a friend
CurtisG: Not a problem
You: nice night eh curtis
CurtisG: It's delicious, yes
You: oh my
You: you must have exciting plans
CurtisG: Definately
You: this link looks like it's supposed to be humorous?
You: are you taking this seriously curtis
CurtisG: I sure am
You: let's not slack off now
CurtisG: What you want to do
CurtisG: is focus on what's funny, and do the opposite
CurtisG: that way, it's not funny, because no one would find out
You: oh, brilliant
CurtisG: Very good
CurtisG: Is there anything else I can help you with
You: yes
You: i'd like to know if you have any plans later tonight
CurtisG: Great, what would it be?
CurtisG: I sure do!
You: could you expound on that
CurtisG: Well
CurtisG: I will be flying my magic dragon across the planet, to meet up with robotMAN
CurtisG: once I get to robotMAN's house, we will celebrate christmas
You: are you pranking me, this is not very funny
CurtisG: No no, this is definately true
CurtisG: would you like some pictures?
You: i'll get you banned from this search engine
You: if it's colorful why not
CurtisG: I'm sorry I can no longer help you
You: sure go ahead
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: JillianH
You: hi
JillianH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: are you a robot
JillianH: Hi
JillianH: nope lol
You: what is massachusetts
JillianH: It is a state
You: ok
You: i'd like to know what the hell was curtisG's problem
You: he was a jerk
You: can you let him know that
JillianH: What happened?
JillianH: I can
You: i was asking him about the magic of christmas and he was spouting some random crap about robotman and killing hookers
You: i was very offended
JillianH: Wow ok I am sorry that happened I will let head of his department know
You: let him know that all he's getting this year is some soot in his stockings
You: okay thank you
JillianH: Will do lol
You: that's really all
what have i done
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Floofy Canada. Dec 24 2006 02:41. Posts 8708 | | |
Dude curtis was way cooler than average guide
its because of people like you 50% of guides and boring and grey  |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP
BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
BetsyP: Hello!
You: Hi Aunt Betsy
BetsyP: How may I help you?
BetsyP: why hello
You: I was wondering what dish you were bringing to our house for christmas
BetsyP: scalloped oysters okay
You: sweeet
You: thats why your my favorite
BetsyP: what time you want me & our 15 kids
You: around 4
BetsyP: great see u then
You: i gotta clean up the toy room
BetsyP: have nurse change diapers also
BetsyP: full of bull
You: very good idea, i forgot about that
BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Casper... Canada. Dec 25 2006 00:02. Posts 2804 | | |
Searching for girl pees on me
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS
TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
TonyaS: Hi, you are looking for information on girls urinating on you?
You: ya, lemme give u da rundown
You: so, i've been seeing this girl for 3 years now
You: everything's going great, i love her so much
You: but, like, a year ago she started to pee on me during sex...
TonyaS: Are you sure it was pee?
You: omgz this is so weird. yknow, telling someone about my sex life...
You: ya, it has to be pee
You: it always comes out of her front, but never from behind
TonyaS: what do you mean, comes from the front?
You: well, uh, when i am on top of her while we are making love and we've been going for a while she like, starts squealing and then starts peeing like crazy and it hits me all over the stomach n stuff
You: the first time it happened i was kinda grossed out and had to stop but then i just got over it and now i let her pee on me all the time
You: it's kinda turns me on now... is that weird??
TonyaS: Hehe, I think she might be having an orgasm and not peeing on you
You: uhh, what? girls can cum like guys? that's so weird...
TonyaS: it's true, it can happen
You: r u sure? then how come it never happens from behind?
TonyaS: well, I don't know about this behind stuff, but when a girl cums it comes from a special gland
TonyaS: here, let me find some info for you
TonyaS: http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/ejacula.htm
You: ooohhhh
You: wow, that's so cool
You: i still don't get why it doesn't happen when i do stuff from behind
You: the other day when i was using the elephant to stimulate her rear so that i could go in, she made the same noises n stuff but nothing came out
You: that's why i thot it was piss
TonyaS: maybe u couldn't see it because you were behind her?
You: hrm. wow. that might be it. there is usually lots of wetness all over the place but that's normal cuz we get so sweaty and she usually doesn't let me uh cum in her so like it's always wet all over
TonyaS: ya, that's probably why. She has orgasms but you just can't see it!
TonyaS: so, how long have you been together?
You: 3 years, i met her in econ class. we started dating and things just progressed from there. i think i'll pop the question on new years. she's so great
TonyaS: that's awesome news!
You: ya! but, like, there's something that kinda bothers me (aside from the peeing, which i now know isn't really pee)...
TonyaS: oh, what's that? it sounds like you're both in a great relationship and having ALOT of fun.
You: well, when we first started dating, we used to have sex and then i'd just go home
You: but then, after like 2 months of this, she started to ask me for money
TonyaS: that's perfectly normal, girls (in school especially) don't have alot of money, and if you are generous then they might ask you for help in keeping themselves pretty and paying for books and other expenses.
You: ya, i know. i successfully achieved miniballer status awhile ago. i even achieved da nebula status on pokarstarz.com
TonyaS: oh, you play poker? i like poker, it's so fun.
You: ya, i am totally killing the playmoney tables. i have 130 Million in playmoney. i make 500k playmoney/day and sell 1M for 10 dollars.
TonyaS: wow, you can do that?
You: totally. how do you think i paid for my hyundai?
TonyaS: cool! so, how much does your girlfriend ask you for?
You: 250
TonyaS: That's alot of money.
You: really? i stopped noticing money unless it's 2k or more. i been ballin for so long that it like, desensitivitized me totally.
TonyaS: Even so, I don't think that she should be asking you for 250 dollars very often. Maybe on special occassions, or if she really needs it.
You: what do you mean if she really needs it? every time i go over to her house she asks me for money
TonyaS: Uh, how long have you been seeing her?
You: 3 years u already asked me that...
TonyaS: and you say that she's your girlfriend?
You: ya, she says that she loves me all the time and i love her
TonyaS: so, she just asks you for money when you walk in the door?
You: no, i go over and we have sex and then she asks me for money
You: i just give it to her cuz i'm used to it and such a baller
You: have u seen my striped shirt? it's awesome, i paid 200 for it at the gap
TonyaS: So, let me get this straight. You show up at her door unannounced, have sex, and then you give her money?
You: no, i have to call her up first. she has these strange rules where i can only come over at certain times cuz like her family likes to stay at her house when they visit
TonyaS: so, you call her up, arrange a time and then you go over and have sex. after sex, you give her money.
You: ya
TonyaS: I hate to have to tell you this, but I think your girlfriend is a call-girl.
You: ya, of course she's a call girl. i gotta call her up before i go over and then we make love
TonyaS: Uh, what I meant was that she's a prostitute.
You: ...
You: ........
You: WHAT????? u calling my gf a WHAT??
TonyaS: Please don't get upset. Please look at things for real.
You: ..... ......al;dsfjkasdlfj
You: omg mogogmgomg it's true...
You: omg i'm such a fool. what the hell am i gonna do with this ring????
You: jeezus it costed me 4000.... so many carrots. i cant even get a refund they said exchange only
You: i had to get a loan for it and everything
You: holy mackaral!
You: it has to be true. i'm in love with a...
TonyaS: Don't feel bad. We all make mistakes! At least you are able to love someone!
You: what? we all make mistakes? i spend like 120k on this girl over 3 years...
TonyaS: Well, think of this as a learning experience.
You: and what have i learned? that women can't be trusted?
TonyaS: not all women are like that. In fact, most of us don't even need a man's money and we love the person inside, not the amount of money he makes.
You: there are women like that? every girl i've ever been with has wanted money. even my mom had these guys over all the time and they...
You: ..... . . . . .omg.....
You: 8o9gye3rh;fdDD;lsjlFDSS(&YDSG;
You: Please excuse me while i kill myself
TonyaS: Oh, please don't do that. Your life is precious and rare and special. You are a precious snowflake, with a hyundai.
You: ;flsg8;fd wheres my damn pills im so gna eat the bottle
TonyaS: Please don't do that. Wait.
You: WAIT? FER WHAT I DONT WANT TO TELL ANYONE ELSE IM IN LOVE WITH A PROFESSIONAL SEX PERSON
You: ... ok i am thinking i am calmer now. what should i do
You: this is so... like, i thot she's peeing on me, and now...
TonyaS: you should probably break up with her
You: gee, u think?
TonyaS: Hey, remember that not all girls are like that. You'll find someone special, I'm sure of it.
You: that's very nice of you. i think that i'm clearly damaged goods tho. my mom was probably a...
TonyaS: Well, you never know. Maybe she was just really friendly and had alot of friends?
You: ya i guess
You: wow, thanks, this really helped me alot. maybe i can pawn this ring, or find some new girl to give it to
TonyaS: You're very welcome. Is there anything else i can help you with?
You: i think you've helped me enough
TonyaS: Well, Good luck!
You: Thanks! I think we're done here.
TonyaS: Have a good night.
TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: 5 chachas up or whatever. forealz.
You: did i mention that im a miniballer?
TonyaS: yes. good for you!
You: wurdz. hip hop is dead. holla.
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albonycee United States. Dec 25 2006 00:26. Posts 2749 | | |
| | On December 24 2006 23:02 Casper... wrote:You: ya, i know. i successfully achieved miniballer status awhile ago. i even achieved da nebula status on pokarstarz.com |
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BlaCha Poland. Dec 25 2006 02:37. Posts 197 | | | |
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lucifer Sweden. Dec 25 2006 08:43. Posts 5955 | | |
| | On December 24 2006 23:02 Casper... wrote:
every girl i've ever been with has wanted money. even my mom had these guys over all the time and they...
You: ..... . . . . .omg.....
You: 8o9gye3rh;fdDD;lsjlFDSS(&YDSG;
You: Please excuse me while i kill myself
TonyaS: Oh, please don't do that. Your life is precious and rare and special. You are a precious snowflake, with a hyundai.
You: 5 chachas up or whatever. forealz.
You: did i mention that im a miniballer?
TonyaS: yes. good for you!
You: wurdz. hip hop is dead. holla.
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Moloch United States. Dec 25 2006 08:54. Posts 6144 | | |
| | TonyaS: Oh, please don't do that. Your life is precious and rare and special. You are a precious snowflake, with a hyundai. |
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Meatball United States. Dec 25 2006 09:10. Posts 893 | | |
AHHAHAHAHA let me help you: theclitoris.com FUCKING GOLD! |
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Logiabs~ Colombia. Dec 25 2006 15:13. Posts 9133 | | |
hhahahha casper that was such interesting convo
"i think my mother was a hore..." lol |
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