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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: deborahw
deborahw: Welcome to ChaCha!
deborahw: good morning how can i help you
You: i wanna play poker and invest in that...is it profitable or not ?
You: !
You: should i invest in it
You: ??
deborahw: i'll see what i can find for you
You: what doo u think about it?!#
deborahw: i work to hard for my money to gamble but alot of people are lucky
deborahw: Are these results sufficient?
deborahw: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ur work is too hard?!
You: thats ridicouless
deborahw: yes it is
deborahw: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

its so cool to talk to them try it and get some funny conversations.

Ok I got banned after about 4 minutes.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieD
AngieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngieD: Hi
You: Hi
You: have you ever heard of talentedtom?
AngieD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: he is a famous online poker player
AngieD: ok just a moment while I look him up
You: do you wish you could meet him for real?
You: its my biggest dream
AngieD: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes
AngieD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Yes i would like to know what is the best way to meet him
AngieD: I would try the last site I listed
AngieD: have a great day
AngieD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Find a Man in Caldwell, KS - talentedtom
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there this thing is usefull. imma date tom now




Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P
Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Marilyn P: Hello
Marilyn P: How may I help you?
You: I am looking to learn how to become rich
Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you
You: Are you a rich person?
Marilyn P: No I am not
You: You should use the links you are giving me then
Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


they arent very nice to me =/


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GeraldC
GeraldC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI
You: I am looking to learn how to not get banned by nazgul on the forum liquidpoker.net
You: every time i make a new account he keeps on banning me because i'm not smart
GeraldC: They probably have your IP address and crossreference all new accounts.
You: yes that is the problem
GeraldC: Unless you get on another computer to get a new account you are stuck.
You: how can i get a new computer
GeraldC: or...this sometimes work.
GeraldC: no...from another location. You have a friend on the internet?
You: yes
GeraldC: school? Library? Community center?
GeraldC: go there and set it up.
You: good idea
GeraldC: Then don't do anything that will get you in trouble and get you banned again.
GeraldC: hang on
You: thank you

Omg i love gerald

AHAHAAHAH

Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
WendyR: Hi
You: my problem is the following: a friend of mine named Nazgul is really good at staying nice and quiet
You: i am looking for effective ways of making him loose his temper
You: and get really mad
You: do you have any advices?
WendyR: Are these sites helpful?
You: are you good at making people mad? im just looking to know if the guides i am assigned are specialist in there fields
You: yes they seem useful
You: i would like you to give me your personal thoughts on the subject if possible
WendyR: I normally try not to make people mad
You: the reason why i want to make him mad is because we play poker together, and i want to make him so mad he starts playing poorly
WendyR: Maybe misinterpret everything he says
You: what did you say?
You: joke, i am trying your strategy
You: thank you i will try that
WendyR: If he pays you a compliment, switch it into an insult
WendyR: I don't know if it works as well between guys
WendyR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no thank you this is enough



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GarryE
GarryE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
GarryE: Hello
You: i want to learn how to pilot a jet
GarryE: How are you?
You: im going fine
You: i have had a good day
GarryE: ok.
You: i won about 100$ in online poker
GarryE: Great! One moment while I search for you.
GarryE: Are you looking for flight school?
GarryE: schools*?
You: is there any free ones?
GarryE: Let me search. One moment please...
You: Would you enjoy piloting a jet?
GarryE: No
You: why not?
GarryE: I don't like being off of the ground.
You: have you ever took the plane before
GarryE: Sorry, its taking so long. My system is locked out.
GarryE: No, I haven't.
You: its an very unique experience, you should try i out
GarryE: I will someday.
You: piloting must be even greater
GarryE: I'm going to transfer you to another guide because I am having problems searching with the system. One moment... Have a great day!


wow the guy must be like what a dumbass ;p

this is great

ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On December 18 2006 04:50 Floofy wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.

this is fucking brilliant rofl

On December 18 2006 06:13 Pokerintheface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 18 2006 04:50 Floofy wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. this is fucking brilliant rofl

4 SURE

i decided to edit out the cheat in online poker link that you originally posted

On December 18 2006 07:05 PoorUser wrote: i decided to edit out the cheat in online poker link that you originally posted

dont think that it really works, its only the fact that she give me the link xD

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeresaP
TeresaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
TeresaP: Hello, how are you?
TeresaP: What can I help you with today?
You: I don't want to take my finals. Is there a way to get someone else to take them for me in less than two hours?
TeresaP: I dont believe so. If you go to class everyday your teacher is going to recognize you. I could see if you are in college and have a huge class, then you might be able to pull that off. But most likely you will have to go.
You: I have never been to class. If I went to class every day, I wouldn't mind taking my finals.
TeresaP: If your teacher doesnt recognize you as a student you might be able to have a someone take it for you.
You: Hey you seem pretty clever, what do you know about chemical engineering separations?
TeresaP: I never really liked chemistry

floofy you look gay having those coversations
such an uselesss job they have
rofl floofy how me garry avoided you :D

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apply to be a guide guys, its worth more than poker! 0.68$ per 10 minute sessions.. that makes a HUGE salary at the end of month

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlizaidaG
AlizaidaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AlizaidaG: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hello
AlizaidaG: Hello.
You: i want to know a good way to cheat on my exam
You: can you help me find a way to cheat on my exam?
AlizaidaG: I can't help you with that one.
AlizaidaG: I can't
AlizaidaG: How would I know?
You: are there no links to pay somone to cheat?
You: how abotu money? is there a treasure buried somewhere?
AlizaidaG: How would they know what it's on your exam...why don't you copy from the person infront og you?
You: Its on research
You: how do you do sciencitific research
You: Are you suggesting I cheat from the person in front of me?
You: Is this service suggesting I cheat?

Hey I got banned WTFfffffffffffff

I wanted to ask them how to fly a plane into a tower

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Renee K
Renee K: Welcome to ChaCha!
Renee K: hello
Renee K: How can i help you?
You: hello
You: theres a boy i know named Ket and i want to know how i can make him love me
Renee K: ok, let me see what i can find for you that would give you some advice on that
You: thank you
You: hes very smart, and beautiful on the inside and outside
Renee K: sounds perfect
You: yes he is
Renee K: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: tyvm
You: i dont really believe in magic, but is there some sort of spell i could put on him or something?
Renee K: I wish there was
You: if we get married will you come to the wedding?
Renee K: sure
You:
Renee K: so far this is the best site i have found for you
Renee K: i'll keep looking though
You: this should be good, thank you for your time
Renee K: You're very welcome, good luck
You: ty

KristaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
KristaB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: greg raymer topless photos
You: anything?

i dare someone to ask for child porn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

and I am seriously considering asking that one Byrnesam

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Melinda M
Melinda M: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi im looking for cihld porn
Status: Session ended.

Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: C.J
C.J: Welcome to ChaCha!
C.J: How may I assist your search?
You: hi CJ
You: how are u doing today
C.J: I'm doing great and yourself?
You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help?
C.J: absolutely not
You: why
C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead.
You: i thought that was your job
You: can i talk to you
C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide.
C.J: sure
You: im not sure u could belive this
You: but i found my dog with
You: hmm.. my best female friend
You: not girlfriend tho
You: i think she has problems.
C.J: You found them doing what exactly?
You: you know.. i can't say it
You: sex i guess
You: is it even called that way between a human and animal?
C.J: You know it's called beastiality.
C.J: This is your prank?
You: i am not kidding.
You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net
You: about it.
C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you.
You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do.
C.J: Your life is priceless.
You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it?
You: should i talk to my dog?
You: should i stay away from both?
C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her.
You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life?
C.J: Is there more to this story?
C.J: I enjoy my life very much.
C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be.
You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents
You: or mine
You: pretty weird situation
C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank?
You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that
You: i know what to expect.
C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement.
You: she was my only friend.
You: and im unique child.
You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family
C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents
You: my parents are divorced and
You: we are all having problems
You: it is all a mess
You: my father has a gun under the bed
You: i got to go.
You: bye
C.J: wait.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

"You: hi im looking for cihld porn
Status: Session ended."

LOL

I swear I was gonna do it but I had to respond to a very important email so i was busy :D.

rofl @ that ending

that guy is way to gullible to be on teh interweb

Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW
ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
ElyssiaW: hello
ElyssiaW: how can i help you today
You: i want to know what fruit juice is the most tasty
ElyssiaW: ok
You: right now my favorite juice is apple juice and i want to expand my knowledge of juice
You: what is your favorite juice?
ElyssiaW: ok
ElyssiaW: grape
ElyssiaW: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Ok darkxprt owns me at this. that one was fucking stupid haha

i have so much fun on this, too bad i repoped the site else i would post all what i've done. i gtg. and continue this when im back.

KaranK: Chacha is fun and people seem to enjoy the interaction.
You: I certainly enjoy the interaction
KaranK: I don't get promoted to a better rate of pay if I get low ratings.
You: Karan is a very pretty name, i bet you are a very pretty lady
KaranK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: the next thing id like to search for is "what kind of underwear are you wearing"
KaranK: You have a good evening. Thank you for using chacha.
KaranK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

;( brutal turn down

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TinaC
TinaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
TinaC: Hello
TinaC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am looking for something that excites me
TinaC: OK
You: any suggestions ?
TinaC: Let me see...
TinaC: See what you think about that first one

http://excitement.com.au/

TINA is awesome

i wonder how many percentages of the "calls" they get that are pranks haha, must be atleast 50%

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

So they dont like you trying to hit on their guides

Hey Byrnesam I have a friend named Karan and it's a male name, so I think you were just hitting on a guy......... no further comment necessary

Darkxprt you forgot to mention about the dog not using condoms =_= , you ruined the tl.net classic.

lol

this place rocks!

rofl wtf?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: teresav
teresav: Welcome to ChaCha!
teresav: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Hi teresa. I'm looking for a method to communicate with a loved one.
You: From.... beyond the grave
teresav: Sure, just a moment.
teresav: Have you ever heard of John Edwards?
You: the senator?
teresav: LOL not the senator. I almost typed that.
You: oh you mean that guy that looks like he's from jersey that writes books about prayer and stuff?
teresav: Hmm I think he's from New York. His books aren't about prayers though.
teresav: It's about communicating with family members who have passed.
You: Do you have experience with this matter?
teresav: Actually, I do.
teresav: I've always gotten signs from loved ones.
You: Wow.
You: What kind of signs?
You: I dont know what to look for, but I just feel this need to communicate...
teresav: Well, my Grandmother died two weeks ago. One night I was laying there crying, I couldn't sleep. I was so upset and sad.
teresav: I came downstairs and sat.
teresav: And I distinctly smelled her perfume.
teresav: She lived an hour away, and I don't wear perfume, nor had anything with any fragrance near me.
teresav: 4 times, I smelled it.
teresav: Other times, I've heard doors close.
teresav: After my grandfather died I smelled cigars.
teresav: You kind of just know I think.
teresav: Depending on the family member ..something that is distinct to them.
You: Hmm... definitely. And these signs... are they always olfactory?
teresav: I don't think really a "seance" or oiji board works.
teresav: No, my mother went into her kitchen at 5 am to get water and there was a light on her counter.
teresav: Just a glowing yellow light.
You: Edward talks about all this stuff?
teresav: Oftentimes, they'll come in a dream too.
teresav: His first book was really good. I'd have to see what it was called. He talked about his mom coming to him in a dream
teresav: saying pick up my purple coat at the cleaners.
teresav: All sorts of things.
You: and her coat was there?
teresav: Yes, he went to the cleaner for something else and the cleaner said, Oh, let me give you your mother's coat
You: Whoa. That's crazy.
teresav: Hold on I have his site here.
teresav: There you go.
teresav: Are those helpful at all?
You: Yeah. definitely. Wow that's a high-powered intro.
teresav: I can send "seance" links, but really I don't think that sort of thing is successful.
You: Thanks a lot for your help.
teresav: You're welcome. Good luck!
You: Thank you.
teresav: I hope you find what you're looking for.
teresav: Have a good night.
teresav: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

LMAO lil sis

hahaha

omg lets find out who can pull the most ridiculous story but the must buy it :D

ok ill try a nasty one.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyF
WendyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyF: Hello and welcome to chacha! I will be helping you with your search
You: hi i need to find a girlfriend
You: how do i do?
WendyF: Do you want some online sites?
You: i need to know what to do'
WendyF: so find a girlfriend?
WendyF: I can send you some advice or tip information
You: yes what should i do?
You: what works on you?
WendyF: actually im married so nothing works on me now
You: keeping... but i havent got any?
You: so what did your husband do to get you?
WendyF: brought me flowers an candy to work
WendyF: and then sent them and filled my whole car with balloons
You: is that really all? what did he say how did he bahave?
You: behave
WendyF: he always watched over me. I was a bartender so he would come up to where I worked
You: what made you want him?
WendyF: no it was his eyes
You: eyes.... but im cross eyed :/
You: women dont like that
WendyF: well then they are superficial
You: would you marry a cross eyed bald guy?
WendyF: dating a person doesn't go by looks alone. Your heart and actions tell alot
You: would you?
You: i think im doomed
WendyF: If a person's heart is in the right place and he is a good guy what does being bald and crossed eyed have anything to do with it? If he treated me right I would
You: well it woulndt be a turn-on....
You: how am i ever gonna get a gf
WendyF: maybe to some one who isn't as superficial it would be
WendyF: there is a girl out there for you!! Keep your chin up
You: are you superficial?
WendyF: No I am not
WendyF: My husband has a heart condition and I knew that when we first started dating. That didn't stop me from marrying him
WendyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: is he loaded then?
WendyF: nope
You: ohh yeah ill try these results thanks
WendyF: I am not a materialist person nor am I superficial. I am actually down to earth
You: ic to bad you are married then
WendyF: lol
You:
WendyF: Have a great night and best of luck Merry Christmas toyou
You: thanks you too
WendyF: Thank you for using chacha, Have a great day!!
WendyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brianS
brianS: Welcome to ChaCha!
brianS: Hi, how are you today?
You: hi im lonely i need to get laid, what should i do?
brianS: well, let me see what I can find for you
You: you know some girls?
brianS: yes, yes I do, and it's my job to find you some!
You: cool are they hot?
brianS: it's all in the eye of the beholder
You: ahh i guess that means no
brianS: lol
You: ill try those bitches thanks!
brianS: lol, alright
brianS: would you like me to find anything else for you?
You: hmmm how about some drungs?
brianS: alright, one moment please
You: drugs
You: i meant
You: where can i buy some?
You: no not prescriptions, i mean like coke and crack and lsd
brianS: hmmm,, well, I don't think that is a legal online service
brianS: and unfortunately, ,I am not allowed to search for illegal objects online
brianS: I'm sorry
You: awww
You: ok thanks merry christmas
brianS: you too
brianS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeloresB
DeloresB: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeloresB: Hello, I will be assisting you in your search today.
DeloresB: How can I help you today?
You: hi i need to find out what to do with my life
You: can you help me?
DeloresB: I don't know how I could help you with that...
DeloresB: Are you in school?
You: no i dropped out of school
You: what am i supposed to do with my life?
DeloresB: let me see if I can't find something for you...just a moment.
You: the thing is.... I dont read very well so i cant read through many pages, im stuck please help
DeloresB: I hope that these can help you in some way.
You: what is the purpose of our lives?
DeloresB: unfortunately there isnt anything else I can do...
You: is there a meaning?
DeloresB: That is a question for you pastor
DeloresB: or priest
You: but im not religious
DeloresB: I can't answer those questions.
DeloresB: Then look to someone you admire for advice.
DeloresB: I have to end this now.
DeloresB: You have a Merry Christmas
You:
You: ok u2
DeloresB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you?
You: im searching for my chips
AshleyL: ok what kind are they
You: i was JUST gonna start the movie when i realised i cant find them
You: its a green bag
You: its the standard ones
AshleyL: ok well do you have a legit search...something i can find online
You: o wait, this is for online only?
You: you cant find things ive lost?
AshleyL: yes im very sorry
AshleyL: nope
You: ah okay my bad
You: sorry
You: but wait
You: you can help me online too
AshleyL: yes
AshleyL: sure
You: im searching for
You: a store where i can buy chips
You: if i dont find my bag
AshleyL: ok let me find something for you
You: i want them to ship me some chips
AshleyL: ok one moment please
You: oh god i was just gonna start that movie... and then theyre gone lol
You: happens all the time right
You: i mean right when you need something, its gone
You: BAM
You: nowhere
AshleyL: ofc ourse it always happens like that
You: been searching all over my apartment
You: even behind my desk
You: do they ship to sweden?
AshleyL: im sure theyll ship anywhere for you
You: ah cool
You: i hope they can ship it fast
You: need to return that movie by tomorrow
AshleyL: Are these results sufficient?
AshleyL: what movie??
You: the shawnshank redemption
You: great movie
You: have you seen it?
AshleyL: oh yes great movie
AshleyL: yes mant times
You: its a bit long
You: but so good
AshleyL: yes very
AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i like that its kinda slow
You: hm
You: no not really
You: you been to great help
You: thanks
AshleyL: Your very welcome, thanks for trying ChaCha!
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You: you too!
AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AshleyL: goodnight!
AshleyL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

ROFL

its extremely funny that they end up talking about themselves in almost every convo

rotfl hansen

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Status: Connected to guide: NoellaP
NoellaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
NoellaP: Hi! How may I help you?
You: hi i need to..... hmm find some porn with midgets, for educational purposes only of course
You: can you help?
NoellaP: Hold on one sec!
You: if you could find some with midgets and horses i would be very gratefull
NoellaP: Im sorry but its against ChaCha policy to do Live searches such as this!
NoellaP: Can I help you with anything else today?
You: ohhh, but it for a research im doing
NoellaP: Sorry!
NoellaP: Can I find anything else for you today?
You: ok ill find a midget myself then
NoellaP: Ok! Have a good day and Happy Holidays!!
You: u2
NoellaP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarmelC
KarmelC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
KarmelC: Hi there!
You: How ae you today
KarmelC: Great, thanks!
KarmelC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Ok i have a problem with my girlfriend. she has some sort of sexual trouble
You: she refuse to "give blowjobs"
You: i'm looking for a way of fixing this problem
KarmelC: Okay, can you describe so I can find the right type of information?
You: Ok we have been together for about a year now
KarmelC: Okay, can you describe so I can find the right type of information?
KarmelC: Let me see what I can find
You: but she only rarely have sex with me and never does advanced sex things
You: she has meet sexologue and stuff but it didnt help
You: i am thinking of quitting her but i really love her
KarmelC: Let me see waht I can find, just amoment
You: what would you do in my situation?
KarmelC: Everyone will give different advice, it is up to you
You: WHat is your own advice?
You: cha cha has a policy of selecting guides expert in their fields. You should have some sort of advice on this matter right?
KarmelC: We can not give that out.
KarmelC: We are not here to give advice, just the links where you may be able to find the info you are looking for
KarmelC: Are these links helping you today?
You: yes thank you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended




You: Hello
JoeS: hey there, how can i help you?
You: i have an HUGE problem
JoeS: let me guess, you lost your keys/
You: I have just lost my cars keys, i can't find them
You: and i have an important meeting in 2 hours
JoeS: and you decided to come bother me with some stupid prank
You: no no its true
You: you need to help me find my keys
You: is there any special service
You: Like key finders or something. i have a lot of money i will do anything for them


dude my guides are so gay

You: i have an HUGE problem
JoeS: let me guess, you lost your keys/

rofl

floofy, haha

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Your location is: 81.8.199.89

me and floofy had a bet for 5 bucks, i was gonna tell them i couldnt find my foot etc and they had to link me 1 page and not say the word "prank"
got instabanned

now we making a bet hasen gotta make them say words "ship" "monkey" "banana" before getting shut down with same guide for 5$ lol

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Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW
ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
ElyssiaW: hey
You: i just have a quick question
ElyssiaW: whats up
You: when they harvest bananas in the jungle
You: how do they transport it overseas?
ElyssiaW: mmm
ElyssiaW: interesting
You: shipping?
ElyssiaW: I know they probably put them in crates and send them by boat one sec let me see
You: whats it called when they transport it overseas?
ElyssiaW: one sec
ElyssiaW: Are these results sufficient?
You: hm, whats it called when they move stuff overseas?
You: by boat?
You: cant find the word
ElyssiaW: let me see if i can search it
You: its just an english word
You: is it shipping?
ElyssiaW: basicly
You: shipping?
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rofl

check this out

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LK
LK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
LK: Hello!
You: hey, i know u got like too many pranks a day but i just need someone to talk to
You: im really sad
LK: What's wrong?
You: im on the pc 24/7
You: i got no friends
You: and addicted to online gamblinb
LK: Do you ever go out?
You: not really.
LK: May I ask how old are you
You: 17
LK: Hmm... your still young you have a lot of time to make friends
You: yea maybe, but i think im stuck man, tho i still do good things on the internet
You: i actually do interviews for a online poker website
You: and get paid
LK: Really, what website?
You: liquidpoker.net
LK: How do you get with them?
You: to the online players i interview?
LK: Yes how do you get a job with them?
LK: And how much do they pay?
You: oh, i started asking questions to one of the owners and he told me i was good, so he gave me a shot
You: and one thing lead to another
You: i get x for each
LK: Wow that's niice!!!
You: yea, it is a good job , as an extra
You: more if you like poker
LK: Yea do they have a link where you can apply? and are they hiring?
You: not really. but if you are interested, i actually DO need help. every interview i need to think of new questions and since i didn't study communications or whatever, it is not that simple for me.
You: i am the only one in charge of them, if you go to the articles section
You: you could find them under my nickname 'DarkXprT'
LK: Ok!
You: how old are you?
LK: so how can I get in touch with you in the future?
LK: 21
You: is it secure if i type my msn here?
LK: Yes it's secure!
You: xxxx@xxx.com
You: i need to tell you one thing tho
You: they pay me
LK: Ok I will write you later! Sure go ahead!
You: via Pokerstars. you can cash it out from the though, no problems.
You: you will just need to make an account or whatever
LK: Ok!
You: so anyway, if you are interested on that, we can get into something and help each other on whatever possible
LK: That sounds good!
You: contact me. i got to go. thanks for the talking
LK: Ok bye
LK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

WTF!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
RobinB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
RobinB: Hi, what can I find for you about propbet?
You: ill be straight with you, ive got a bet with a friend that id get a coach to say "monkey" "ship" and "banana"
You: thats the propbet
You: could you do that so i win please?
RobinB: what type of coach?
You: ill rate happyface
You: you
RobinB: ok, monkey ship banana.
You: thanks
You: much love 3
You: so whatsup today anyway?
You: much work?
RobinB: But I have to send you a link so I get a good rating please hold.
You: oh alright
You: send me a link about
You: donkeys
RobinB: donkeys, ok
RobinB: There we go, what forum are you from?
You: liquidpoker.net
You: you know about it?
You: do you play poker?
RobinB: cool, thats a new one to me
RobinB: yes
You: oh rly?
You: what stakes?
RobinB: I mean is your forums really pranking us?
You: i dont think so
You: well
RobinB: not too high, but do great sometimes
You: yes we are i guess
You: its fun to get you say random stuff
You: we bet about it
RobinB: lol
You: start visiting liquidpoker.net
You: i bet youll do better
You: learn poker and stuff
RobinB: at least it makes us money.
You: haha yeah
RobinB: I'll go there tonight.
You: ah cool
You: im "hansen"
You: PM me
RobinB: Have a good night and Happy Holidays
You: there is a thread about chacha
You: this will b there
RobinB: ok, ill remember hansen
You: cool
You: bye
RobinB: ok great, thanks
RobinB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



ez ownt floofy

im so good at this, i think i could make them say any words with no tricks.

Now im betting 5$ with darkxprt he gotta make them say:

Jet
Washroom
Taxi
apple
Daughter
DVD
Ice
MicroPhone
MicroWave
Floor

whitout saying the words or telling them its a prank

vickieb: That's ok...
You: My wife keeps cooking tomatoes
You: and i hate her tomatoes
You: i want to find a way to tell her in a subtile way
You: but im worried she gets really mad at me
vickieb: Ohhh.....
You: if she gets mad at me its really bad
vickieb: Ok, I'm going to see if I see any tips on talking to your wife, will that help?
You: yea
vickieb: Ok, there's one link, but I'll look for more specific ones if you'd like.
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
You: would you get mad if he told you he hates what you cook
vickieb: Yes(married) and no(wouldn't get mad). Sending another link for you....
You: Would you change your whole cooking habits for your husband?
vickieb: I don' t know; are those links of any help?
You: Hmmm
You: it would be nice to also get info about aviation
You: i need to ship her somewhere
vickieb: Ok, great, but I"ll have to end this session so you can start a new one with aviation. That's a different catagory and will need to be catagorized. Otherwise we'll have people come in and search cooking and find out how to fly!
You: oh
You: so your specialty is cooking?
vickieb: Have a good night though! (It's one of my keywords yes)



You: Hello
WhitneyH: Hello!
You: I will explain you the situation
WhitneyH: Ok
You: Some dude on my web site did an open challenge for a fight for money
You: so i want to learn boxing
You: to win the 10 000$
You: can you give me tips on boxing?
WhitneyH: Sure, Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: so you think its a good idea to fight for money?
You: i think i can beat him. hes a bald head but hes not so strong and quite stupid
WhitneyH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nakishag
nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
nakishag: hello
You: im looking to buy a drug that will make someone a little drowsy but still awake
nakishag: like a date rape drug?
You: but something small and tasteless
You: where can i get those?
nakishag: umm i will try to help you with that
nakishag: please give me a few moments while i search for you
You: just strong enough to work on someone who weights ~115 lbs
nakishag: alright cool
You: have you tried this before?
nakishag: no
You: why not? it's very easy to do
nakishag: tell me how it goes...
nakishag: wat else can u tell mii about it?
You: also - will this drug make it so they cant remember?
You: because that's probably the most important part
nakishag: y
You: what do you mean?
nakishag: y u want them not to remember
You: they would probably perfer it that way
You: do you have any links?
nakishag: why do u think so
You: it's not what you think
You: i'm just conducting an experiment
nakishag: whats the expierement about
You: it's very long and detailed - i'd hate to bore you
nakishag: it wont
You: is there any way you can give me the link?
nakishag: yes
You: thanks
nakishag: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

On December 18 2006 19:31 Zorglub wrote: brianS: would you like me to find anything else for you? You: hmmm how about some drungs? brianS: alright, one moment please You: drugs You: i meant You: where can i buy some? You: no not prescriptions, i mean like coke and crack and lsd brianS: hmmm,, well, I don't think that is a legal online service brianS: and unfortunately, ,I am not allowed to search for illegal objects online brianS: I'm sorry You: awww

hahaha Brian really wanted to get u some drugs

rofl.

i need to stop posting my miserable attempts and only do cool ones ;p

I made some questions about renting a truck and buying ammonium nitrate in huge quantities and get this:

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but she was willing to try and search for midgets doing horses wtf??

just use proxies its not too hard hansen did it

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SylvyS
SylvyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SylvyS: Hello
SylvyS: How are you doing?
SylvyS: What can I help you find?
You: Hi i have some strange questions but none are offensive plz answer and i give you good rating
You: how new is this site?
SylvyS: Ok
SylvyS: It is farely new.
You: what is the craziest session you have had so far? Question wise
SylvyS: There are alot of people that prank on here
You: i definitely believe that
You: do you find these "pranks" interesting and fun, or dumb and monotonous
You: or does the "prank" always depend on what the user is telling you
SylvyS: Well it is like any other job. Part of it.
SylvyS: You deal with it and go on
You: cool, plus the pranks give you good stories to tell at the vending machines while you are on break
SylvyS: I have provide you with our website that will give you all the info about our background.
SylvyS: I don't have a vending machine at my house
SylvyS: We are all independent contractors
You: ooooh, that sucks, gotta go to the store and stuff to get expensive snackfood
SylvyS: Is there something in particular that I can search for you
You: Am i starting to bore you?
SylvyS: No i just not in my job description to just chat to people
You: no not really just wanted to have a pleasent conversation
SylvyS: Well we are not allowed to do that.
You: i have nothing better to do at the moment
You: hmmm
You: ok
You: let me think
You: i need info on poker
SylvyS: Ok
You: do you play poker?
SylvyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
SylvyS: No i do not
You: do you get paid commission for this service? or do you get paid on how many people you talk to and rating that they give you
SylvyS: Well Thank you for using ChaCha
You: nooooooooooooooooo
SylvyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

rofl talentedtom....
gold. getting a guide to search for a daterape drug

im crying over the darkxpert post o god fuck me to tears that brought back memories... to this day I don't know if I believe you or not.

damn the last question ryanto asked was interesting

ahahahhahaahha I LOVE THIS SHIT, although on i wonder how much they get paid?


on a much seirous note i have still yet been able to get a guide, i await eagerly for the day

DoraR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
DoraR: hi
You: I want to verify if ghost exist for real
You: do you believe in them?
DoraR: Just a moment
You: hey i got a question. why are guides not allowed to give their personal opinions?
You: what happens if a guide does it, does he get fired?
DoraR: Is this proof enough for you?
You: yea seems good
You: but answer my question please
DoraR: I can give my pesonal about the query if yu
DoraR: I do believe t hat ghosts exists
You: oh some other guide told me guide weren't allowed to chat
You: do you have any good reason to believe in their existence?
DoraR: Guides can give opinion about search query
DoraR: Can answer question about search
You: ok
You: so what are the reasons that makes you believe in ghost
DoraR: Yes, because God is a spirit and they who worship him, must worship him in spirit and truth
DoraR: The father, the son, and the holyghost are the trinty
DoraR: Because I have the holy ghost abiding within me is proof enough
DoraR: Because I have the holy ghost abiding within me is proof enough
DoraR: At least for me
You: i see. Have you ever experienced something that could
You: be related to ghost
DoraR: Can I find anything else for you on this topic
You: like many people when someone close to them dies, they get some sign about it
DoraR: Thanks for using chacha
DoraR: Have a good day
You: bye
DoraR: Have a good day
DoraR: no
You: no?
DoraR: I do not know about that, have a good day
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Well fuck i didnt feel like arguing about why god prolly dont exist.

You: Hello
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hello there!
You: Ok here is the situation
ConnieB: I will try to help you with your search ...okay go ahead.
You: At my school some small guy is being bullied by people
You: im wondering how and if i should help him
ConnieB: Okay
ConnieB: Good for you!
ConnieB: What age are you guys?
You: he is defenseless and his they make fun of his name "josué"
You: 15
ConnieB: Great hang on let me see what advice we have here.
You: i want to help him but i'm worried they will make fun of me too
ConnieB: Has he talked to the counselor?
You: no i don't think so
ConnieB: Oh dont ever worry about doing the right thing for the right reasons dear.
You: why?
You: the poor guy will probably suffer a lot and end up having no friends (or very few)
ConnieB: because its unimportant how some folks talk or think about us.
ConnieB: Its more important to help this boy
You: yea i agree
ConnieB: He is the one we should worry about I think .
ConnieB: You are doing great by wanting to help him.
ConnieB: You're a great kid!
You: thanks
You: but i haven't really done anything
ConnieB: Does he just get bullied while he is alone?
ConnieB: Thats ok you are going to try and thats all any of us can do.
You: he does not have many friends
ConnieB: Besides the good lord must be putting you up to this so it will work whatever you do.
ConnieB: Oh thats so sad. some kids can be so cruel.
You: they make fun of him a lot
You: they sometimes even hit him but nothing too major
ConnieB: read that part I highlighted while I continue to search for you ok.
ConnieB: So has he gone to counselor?
You: no
ConnieB: why isnt he being reported. its against the law man!
You: he is most likely worried it will get worst
ConnieB: no it wont the bully will end up getting expelled and being send to juvy school somewhere.
ConnieB: if not he will probalby grow up to commit crimes.
ConnieB: he's just practicing being abusive.
ConnieB: There are lawsuits this kid can take out agains him now days.
You: i see
ConnieB: no need to take abuse from anybody anymore we dont have too.
You: sometimes its also not so obvious (hard to prove)
You: they trow things at him during class
ConnieB: He need not be afraid this aint the 70s anymore. the 21st century...the law protects us. besides if this kids parents knew they'd handle it
ConnieB: you think they do?
You: i don't think so
ConnieB: that might be best way to help him, tell his parents if they are understanding caring folks. if they arent.
You: kids are generally ashamed they are getting bullied
You: they don't say this to parents
ConnieB: then call the law and ask them what he should do., they will give you adivce over phone too.
ConnieB: yes i know you all are. but this is abuse sweetie, not bullying
ConnieB: there is a huge difference. today we call it abuse and folks are sued for this mess.
You: i see
ConnieB: this bully needs to be stopped and you will not only be helping your friend but helping him too
ConnieB: in the long run.
You: the bully also generally is with a group of people
You: who follows him
ConnieB: he will grow up to beat up women and all kinds of junk if someone doesnt care enough to help him too.
ConnieB: thats fine, they are the weak ones.
You: you know what i mean? other ones just follow
ConnieB: thats the only way they can be popular is him
ConnieB: yes I know its so silly isnt it?
You: yea exactly
ConnieB: right
ConnieB: well they arent nothing without him see, so if he's gone they will be normal more than likely.
ConnieB: they are just "acting" tough
You: yea thats generally how it is
ConnieB: please support your friend by going with him to the counselor's office talk to them 1st. Ask her advice, if they dont take care of it, then tell his parents just go with him.
You: but hmm i got a question. how can u prove the police this is hapening
ConnieB: be supportive and dont let these folks push you around. listen if he lays one hand on you...
ConnieB: thats all you need hopefully someone will be
ConnieB: around to witness it.
ConnieB: stay in pairs
ConnieB: hang around with him if you can. that alone might stop them if someone is with him.
ConnieB: just let him hit you one time if you have too that will get him put in jail.
You: yea it probably would help
ConnieB: its a crime now hon.
You: how can you prove he hit you?
ConnieB: yes it would befriend him. he may be a really cool guy and your best friend.
ConnieB: there will be folks around and you'll have witnesses.
You: i see
ConnieB: soon as it happens a fight there is always folks around. keep your notebook or something with you and knock him in the fool head .
ConnieB: just let him start it 1st
ConnieB: dont do a thing till he does. ignore his words and just say man i dont want any trouble. thats your out.
ConnieB: and he will be the guilty one if he strikes 1st
ConnieB: besides you two might can take him, ya think
You: in the past it hapened during sports one of these bullies hit me in the leg (not apparent) and not very hard, just to piss me off
ConnieB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (in the past it hapened during sports one of these bullies hit me in the leg (not apparent) and not very hard, just to piss me off)
ConnieB: he may just be an abuser not a fighter.
You: oups sorry
ConnieB: yes see there.
ConnieB: he's all words. yea its ok this time lol
You: then i hit him back a little harder
ConnieB: listen sweetie I gotta go but you take care. Be the friend.
ConnieB: you'll be fine.
ConnieB: I am sure of it.
You: ok thanks
ConnieB: GOOD for you!
You: ui will try that
ConnieB: keep up the good work.
ConnieB: yes talk to him today. get to know him
ConnieB: two is stronger than 1.
ConnieB: you'll be ok I just know it.
You: ok thank you i will do so
You: fun talking to you
ConnieB: See you later I'll be praying for you.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

weee record of lenght

Floffy and i made a sidebet, i had to make them say: "apple" and "tower" in 1 try.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PhyllisA
PhyllisA: Welcome to ChaCha!
PhyllisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hi
You: i have geography homework and i have 2 questions
PhyllisA: hi
You: First, wich is Pari's landmark ?
PhyllisA: ok let me see what I can find on that
You: what is the name i only need the name
You: of France, Paris, most important landmark
You: eiifel something...
You: whats the name do you know ?
You: that shows me like a thousand landmarks..
PhyllisA: this is a search engine , I search things for you , I'm not allowed to give you my opinion
You: its not an opinion come on im on primary school help me out
You: those pages are too complicated
You: it was eiifel something
PhyllisA: tower
You: thank you !
You: thats it
You: and last my other question
PhyllisA: ok
You: whats the pseudonim of New York City
You: The Big ______
PhyllisA: apple
You: as hint they say its a fruit
You: thank you very much , good bye
PhyllisA: bye











OWNED!

I had to make her say Honey and Monkey for 5$ vs Baal
i cannot say the words directly or tell them its prank/side bet
Baal even added the rules i cannot act like a student


You: Hello
saundraw: How are you today?
saundraw: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am reading the newspapaer and there is 2 questions i cannot find the answer to
You: so i would like to do a search
saundraw: Sure...
You: First, They ask me what animal enjoy bananas
You: i have thought about gorrilas
You: but it doesn't fit
saundraw: how many letters
You: 6
saundraw: maybe monkey
saundraw: ??
You: oh i think it is it
You: thanks a lot
You: ok second one is
You: a food that bears like a lot
You: 5 letters
You: they also say the bees likes this food too
saundraw: ok, well how bout honey?
You: Makes a lot sense. it fits perfectly
You: thanks a lot, i will give you a good rating
saundraw: thank you


OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: Hi
AmyP: Hello. What information can I help you locate today?
You: I want to do a search on the followsing thing
AmyP: ok
You: i want to see people that looks like animals, preferably mouses
AmyP: One moment. let me see what i can locate for you.
AmyP: I found some books that discuss the concept, however, I'm not finding many photographs>
You: ok
AmyP: Unfortunately, that's the only information I've located on people looking like animals.
You: ok thank you


bleh exalted wanted more girls that looks like mouse but im getting banned half the time and other half ppl are incompetent

haha even this has turned into gambling

we are degenerates

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrisB: Hello.
You: Hi Chris. I need help getting my boss to stop being an elitist bitch.
ChrisB: Got it.
ChrisB: What sort of thing are you going for?
You: Well, we are good friends, I don't really want to hurt her feelings. Just, you know, I want her to see the potential in people.
You: Wait
You: She just read that
You: new topic
You: I need tips for brown nosing
ChrisB: It's too late now, would be my guess.
ChrisB: Want listings for new jobs?

lil.sis lol


listings for new jobs


priceless

DanyiellE: How are you?
You: help me plz
DanyiellE: What would you like to know about cpr?
You: my goldfish is on the floor gasping for air and i dont know why, i need to know how to do CPR ASAP
You: hes dead now
You: im rating you bad
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

'im rating you bad' rofl

You: is it even called that way between a human and animal?
C.J: You know it's called beastiality.

LOL

ConnieB: this bully needs to be stopped

This thread is GOLD. Floofy can't get enough of the interaction with these people on ChaCha.

"How about new job listings?" LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

This site is almost as cool as ip-relay.com except there the opperators legally have to say whatever you tell them to to anyone you want to call.

You: Hello
crystalp: Hello how are you?
You: i have a meeting with chinese people in 2 weeks and i'm worried i don't know how to eat like them
You: are you skilled at this?
crystalp: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: do you think they will get mad if i don't eat properly?
You: i don't know their culture very well
crystalp: I dont know.
You: a friend of mine Ket is asian and he's really weird
You: this meeting is really worrying me, help me please
You: have you ever eaten with them?
crystalp: No
You: why not?
You: do you dislike chinese people? they have weird culture but they are certainly brillant people
crystalp: No I dont
You: do you have any chinese friend then?
crystalp: yes
You: good
crystalp: Are these results sufficient?
You: but you have never eaten with them
You: no i would like some more, mainly about how to behave with chinese women
You: the chinese guys will bring their wife
You: i don't want to offend them
You: i would like you to answer. you have never eaten with your chinese friends? this seems unlikely
crystalp: no i have not
You: i eat very often with my friends, this is an important part of any friendship, you should try
You: But honnestly this Ket guy eats extremely weirdly, its disguting. he eats like a donkey

bleh i suck. i promise next be better


You: Hello
PaulaD: Hi there
You: I am a 15 year old girl and yesterday i had unprotected sex with my boyfriend
You: i don't know what to do
You: i forgot to take medication
You: i really need to talk to someone, i am so worried
You: can you tell me how likely it is i am pregnant?
PaulaD: Try going to planned parenthood, the last site I sent has a location finder
You: oh i see
PaulaD: I'm sure they could answer your questions
PaulaD: Does that help?
You: yes but
PaulaD: ???
You: i also have another problem
You: when i pee, my vagina hurts
PaulaD: They can do an exam there too
You: do you think this is normal?
PaulaD: Anything else on this topic I can help with, I'm not a heath profesional, but I'm sure they can help you
You: yes i have another problem
You: sometimes i don,t want sex but...my boyfriend force me
You: what should i do
You: well
You: he doesn't really force me but, almost
You: he start telling me "i will break up if we don't have sex"
You: and i really love him
PaulaD: You need to talk to someone, start with planned parenthood, then find a new boyfriend
You: no i love him for real
You: i think he could change
You: but i don't know what to do
PaulaD: I don't know what to tell you, maybe he needs to talk to someone too!
You: oh
You: should i tell him to go to cha cha?
PaulaD: If there's nothing else on pregnancy I can search for, I'll go now
You: no i also have a question
You: can you get pregnant with....
You: anal sex
You: most of the time this is what we do
PaulaD: No, you really need to talk to someone about sex education
PaulaD: Have a nice day

First off, lmao.

On December 20 2006 08:06 Floofy wrote: You: when i pee, my vagina hurts --- You: sometimes i don,t want sex but...my boyfriend force me You: what should i do You: well You: he doesn't really force me but, almost You: he start telling me "i will break up if we don't have sex" You: and i really love him PaulaD: You need to talk to someone, start with planned parenthood, then find a new boyfriend You: no i love him for real You: i think he could change --- You: no i also have a question You: can you get pregnant with.... You: anal sex You: most of the time this is what we do PaulaD: No, you really need to talk to someone about sex education PaulaD: Have a nice day

But, maybe Paula D should get some sex education...

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2803520

You: should i tell him to go to cha cha?

that one is gold sir.

LOL @ that video with the old lady:D

'you know what I mean by doggystyle?'

this one aint so interesting


You: Hello
TeneishaW: Hello, I will be your guide.
You: i am a 15 year old girl and my boyfriend is 20., i wanna know why this is wrong (some people told me this)
TeneishaW: Well mainly because technically you are a minor.
TeneishaW: and he is an adult.
You: what is the problem?
You: i want to know why this law exist
TeneishaW: Ok
You: i love him and he loves me. this is wonderfull
TeneishaW: Alright.
TeneishaW: Where do you live?
You: canada
You: in quebec
TeneishaW: well if you are in canada the law saids that is ok for you and him to date.
TeneishaW: Who has the problem with it?
You: what if he was like 25?
TeneishaW: Still doesn't matter, the law saids it's ok.
You: oh i see
You: my friend is 13 year old and her boyfriend is 18
You: is that ok?
TeneishaW: I'm assuming is ok, if he isn't yet an adult.
You: 18 is an adult i believe
TeneishaW: For males the law saids its 18.
TeneishaW: It's kind of confusing.
You: what?
You: is a 13 year old sating a 18 year old correct?
You: *dating
TeneishaW: the age of consent for mailes is 18
TeneishaW: males*
You: oh
TeneishaW: Oh, no i'm sorry it's the same as the female, 14.
You: so 14 year old males cannot date adult ladies, but girls can
You: ?
TeneishaW: So I guess it's not ok for them to be dating.
You: ok my question is, what is the logic behind this law
You: why is it wrong for these 2 to be in love together
TeneishaW: To keep kids safe.
You: worried that the male hurts the young kid?
TeneishaW: It's not wrong for them to love, it's wrong for them to have sex.
You: why?
TeneishaW: According to Canada's law, women under 14 are not in control of whether they can have sex, it's just the way it is....
You: yes but i am asking why is the law this way
You: i understand it is this way
TeneishaW: Of course some still do regardless, the point is for criminal matters.
You: there is a reason why they made the law this way
You: what is it?
TeneishaW: If your parent wanted to take criminal actions against this young MAN, then they could.
You: ok
TeneishaW: It's mainly there to protect the minor...
You: and what is the ethical reason for this? whats wrong with a minor having sex with an adult
You: protect them from what?
TeneishaW: From abuse.
You: what kind of abuse
You: why is sex considered as an abuse
TeneishaW: Because some adults choose to abuse the fact that a girl or boy are young, and for them I think they feel it's easier just to convince a 14 girl to have sex with them then someone their age.
TeneishaW: Most young girls are not thinking about the consequences, and they take it all in fun.
You: ok and whats wrong with this? the kid probably enjoy it of he consents
You: if they are responsible and use protection
TeneishaW: Probably, the your parents can say otherwise.
You: what kind of consequences are you talking about? prengancy?
TeneishaW: For you, yes you love this person, and you want to show it, and you think it's fine...and of course you are old enough to know what you want....but the law can always step right in.
TeneishaW: Pregnancy, stds and so on.
You: ok
You: but also`
TeneishaW: Now if this young man is inlove with this girl, couldn't he wait a year.
You: sometimes i hear people say like......a man 60 year old with a women 20 year old is very wrong
You: why is this if the girl loves him?
TeneishaW: And she's pretty lucky because Canada has the lowest age of consent.
TeneishaW: Compared to the US.
You: i see
TeneishaW: It's just people have problem with this morally.
You: why?
TeneishaW: They wanted to knnow what does this old man want with a 20 year old, and what does this young girl want with this old man.
TeneishaW: There is no know against it, just people tend to frown on it...
TeneishaW: Law*
You: some old mans of like 55 are sometimes decent looking
TeneishaW: True
You: its not always for the money
TeneishaW: I believe that.
You: ok i think i understand better now. thanks for the insight
TeneishaW: No problem.
TeneishaW: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
TeneishaW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: Thanks, I'm done.

freidam: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
freidam: good morning!
freidam: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: let me tell you this is not a joke
You: i have a serious problem
You: i am handicaped and
You: i cannot find my foot
freidam: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: it would be cool if you found me results on
You: finding things for handicaped people or something like this
freidam: regarding matches for your foot
You: ok
freidam: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: seriously it was there a few hours ago and then BAM. no more foot
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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i think floofy stop playing poker coz he want to be one of the chacah member..and make it professionell^^

KristenN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KristenN: hi
You: Hello
You: Ok here is my problem
You: i am an handicaped person and
You: i have trouble looking down
You: i cannot find my foot
You: i would like a search on
KristenN: Ok
You: something to fix the problem
KristenN: why do you need to find your foot?
KristenN: have you tried a mirror?
You: because its itchy
You: no i haven't tryed a mirror
You: it could possibly work
You: do you have any other idea?
KristenN: Yeah other than that I would try a stick or something.
KristenN: Hope that helps




You: Hello
You: In my job there is a lot of fish and im looking for quality aquariums
MarciaN: are you interested in a particular aquarium?
You: huge ones
MarciaN: certainly
MarciaN: let me see what I can find
MarciaN: will you be needing this to fit into an existing building or are you building new?
MarciaN: did i lose you?
You: hback
MarciaN: oh good
You: no it will be outside
MarciaN: new construction o
MarciaN: ok what city?
MarciaN: or country
You: in canada quebec
MarciaN: hmmm ok
You: is there a possiblity to also put donkeys in it? like a special section for them
MarciaN: the third location houses fish outside year round
MarciaN: ok,

floofy lmao

HAHHHHA bymesam nice one
Floofy is pro at this wtf

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Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Modupe A
Modupe A: Welcome to ChaCha!
Modupe A: hi
Modupe A: how are you doing
Modupe A: how can I help you
Modupe A: are you there
You: sorry i as afk
You: do u know what afk is?
Modupe A: nope
Modupe A: what is afk
You: away from keyboard.
You: i think ur a newbie
You: do u know what that is?
Modupe A: nope
You: sdfasfasfa
You: how old r u?
Modupe A: am sure you will tell me smartie
You: ur probably 18
Modupe A: old enough
You: do u want to fight yo? 10k fight
Modupe A: I can see what i type
Modupe A: well I guess so
You: ok arrange the plans bitch
Modupe A: how old are you
Modupe A: you sound 16
You: u afraid ?
You: my name is hovz


never got an answer after that.
he obviously fears the 'hovz'

LOOOOL

more Darkxprt plz plz !

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Toni G
Toni G: Welcome to ChaCha!
Toni G: Hello how can i help you tonight
You: YO toni g, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
PatriciaR: wHAT CAN i FIND FOR YOU ON WOOD CHUCKS?
You: well
PatriciaR: yes?
You: its one of the worlds oldest and deepest mysteries that im hoping you can help me with
You: and that is
You: if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
PatriciaR: What can I find for you?
PatriciaR: there is your answer
You: so woodchucks cant chuck wood?
PatriciaR: Can I find anything else for you on woodchucks

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherryh
sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: hi I was wondering how to be better at sex
sherryh: ok, one moment.
You: anything?
sherryh: my systems locking hold on.
sherryh: There should be three searches.
You: Oh cool, so how can I get a woman to have sex with me?
sherryh: Well read those.
You: How do you learn how to read
sherryh: I do!
You: Can you read them to me?
sherryh: Cute!
You: Am I?
sherryh: Sure!
You: So does that mean you'd have sex with me?
Status: Session ended.

I'll take that as a no....

You: yea im pretty excited
You: thanks donna
DonnaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: sure
You: how do i get the guide to go on a date with me?
DonnaR: Ah, that one, I'm afraid I have no answer for.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: lorih
lorih: Welcome to ChaCha!
lorih: hi
You: hi i need help getting my credit level raised, were all outa money..
lorih: how are you?
You: not so good, i went busto on acount of the chips..
You: see me and my friend hansen were watching a movie..
You: he lost the chips..
You: someone on chacha told him to buy some and have them shipped here..
You: next thing i know, were broke cuz he next day'd some doriots to sweeden..
You: umm fool.com? wtf i dont get it...
lorih: it gives you credit tips
You: actually can you help me find a collector? i need hansen to pay me back.
You: why should i pay for the chips? u know..
You: ok i see a collection link... do u think i should ask hansen or just send him to collections?
You: cuz im pretty pissed about these chips..
lorih: well if its a private matter
lorih: ask him yourself
You: did u know it costs 2149 dollars to next day something to sweeden..
lorih: or ask someone about small claims court
lorih: and who would next day chips to sweeden
lorih: surely a chacha guide didn't tell him that
You: hang on one sec..
You: ill show u , i have proof
lorih: and if he did next day it
lorih: he used your credit card?
You: You: a store where i can buy chips You: if i dont find my bag AshleyL: ok let me find something for you You: i want them to ship me some chips AshleyL: ok one moment please
You: see... oh and we have a joint account..
You: hes kinda more then a friend...
You: let me put it this way.. we watch a LOT of movies together.
lorih: well she wasn't telling you, you should overnight to sweeden youa sked to find places to buy chips and thats all she did
lorih: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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is there a possiblity to also put donkeys in it? like a special section for them

HAHAHAHAH floofy pro :D

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
RoseG: Hello
You: que?
You: espanol por favor
RoseG: Ci
You: quiero vender marijuana en Ebay
You: esta usted?
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DoreneL
DoreneL: Welcome to ChaCha!
DoreneL: Hello
You: hey
DoreneL: What type of information on Texas Hold'em can I find for you?
You: so i got AKos preflop raise 4xbb, get one caller flop comes A75 caller pushes on me.. am i good or does he have trips?
You: plz hurry my whole BR is on the line..
You: im time bankin i got 38 seconds left..
DoreneL: Bet it
You: k thanx

omg they started playin a Bill CLinton VIDEO!!!!

Status: Connected to guide: JB
JB: Welcome to ChaCha!
JB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: omg u didnt know?
You: http://www.liquidpoker.net/informatio...269/6/chacha_search_with_a_guide.html
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
RoseG: Hello
You: que?
You: espanol por favor
RoseG: Ci
You: quiero vender marijuana en Ebay
You: esta usted?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidB
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey dave
DavidB: Hello there
DavidB: How can I help you.
You: do you play poker by chance?
You: I need to know my odds im im flippin 72o vs AA, I have 72o
You: Hold em
DavidB: sure
DavidB: one moment while i search ok?
You: ok
DavidB: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: sounds good
You: Im a big donkey and my buddy and i have a bet on the numbers yo!
You: his name is younghov, we might have a 10k fight
DavidB: ok!
DavidB: 1sec
You: 1
You: 0
You: lol jk
DavidB: haha
You: u could give liquidpoker.net a shot
You: its a gr8 site
DavidB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Holy crap this is awesome.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Bobbi A
Bobbi A: Welcome to ChaCha!
Bobbi A: Hi!
You: hey
Bobbi A: What can I search for you tonight on BAD?
You: well, its bad beats
You: i play poker, and i was at the on the bubble of a final table
You: big tournament
You: i was middle stacked, and the big stack shoved, and im lookin at AA
You: well i clearly call and he has AKo
You: and obv, he hits the straight and i go out 10th
Bobbi A: Wow!
You: Im so angry
Bobbi A: So you are trying to search bad bets in poker? I bet!!!
Bobbi A: Sorry, beats.
You: no, i just needed someone to tell, if i said it on my poker forum or on ventrilo, i would get banned
Bobbi A: So you didn't want to search that?
You: but you can throw up a link and ill hook you up with a good rating
Bobbi A: LOL
Bobbi A: Thanks!
Bobbi A: I see some sites...
You: no thank you
Bobbi A: That is really too bad about the game.
You: Yea
You: First place paid 180k
You: could have paid off school
Bobbi A: Wow!!
You: maybe even gotten a few hoes
Bobbi A: That would have been great!
Bobbi A: LOl
Bobbi A: Things happen for a reason, so maybe next time you will win and it will be even more!
You: i hope
You: if not ill be back here
Bobbi A: Are you going to play again anytime soon?
Bobbi A: LOL
You: i play professionaly
You: so it smy job
Bobbi A: That's really neat!
Bobbi A: I would love to do that, but I am not that good.
You: I teach lessons if your interested
Bobbi A: LOL
Bobbi A: What state are you in?
You: Connecticut
You: and you?
Bobbi A: We are pretty far. I'm in MS.
Bobbi A: That would be cool though!
Bobbi A: Do you have a website?
You: No, my friends have been asking me to make a blog
Bobbi A: You should!
Bobbi A: Or teach online.
Bobbi A: I don't know how that would work, but I would do sign up.
You: Oh its very easy
Bobbi A: More money for you! LOL
You: Normally I dont charge
Bobbi A: That's nice!!
Bobbi A: Well, I'd better go now.
You: If youre interested, my aim is bigbobmaulu
Bobbi A: I am sorry again about the game!
You: thats ok
You:
Bobbi A: Got it, thanks!
Bobbi A: I will check it out!
You: have a nice day
Bobbi A: You have a great night!!
Bobbi A: Thanks!
Bobbi A: Bye, bye.
Bobbi A: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connected to guide: CynthiaM
CynthiaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi I have a question
CynthiaM: hello
You: my name is jennifer and im 14 years old from alabama usa
You: ive been dating my boyfriend for two years
CynthiaM: hello jennifer
You: hi cynthia m
You: so we've started to have sex recently and my friends strongly disapprove
CynthiaM: ok
You: do you think it's because of our age difference? because he is like 17 yrs old
CynthiaM: and would you clarify what exactly you would like me to search for you ?
You: well I was wondering what you opinion was on this
You: is it wrong because of our age difference?
You: or is it wrong because he's my brother?
CynthiaM: umm
CynthiaM: well it has nothing to do with the age difference between you and your boyfriend.
You: oh? then what does it have to do with?
You: because my friends are really concerned for no reason at all
CynthiaM: well what are they concerned about exactly ?
You: They think it's wrong... why is it wrong?
CynthiaM: that it is your brother?
CynthiaM: or that you are too young?
You: I dont know, is that a problem that I have sex with my brother?
CynthiaM: Yes
CynthiaM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: C.J
C.J: Welcome to ChaCha!
C.J: How may I assist your search?
You: hey
You: my son was jumped by 12 colored boys n Im mad
You: should i
You: kill em all
You: spank em?
C.J: certainly not kill them
You: tell their parents?
C.J: Did you call the police?
You: I hate 5-0
C.J: Do you know their parents?
You: is it the +EV thing to do?
You: no i dont kno their parents, but i gots a gun n i dunno wat ima do w it
C.J: You shouldn't shoot anyone!
You: bye, them damn negros ima KILL EM!!!!!!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarlaL
KarlaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarlaL: Hello from Florida! Nice to meet you!
KarlaL: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: can i talk to dorene?
You: me and her get along better..
KarlaL: Sorry, we don't have the ability to transfer to a specific person, only to another guide. ChaCha doesn't allow it. Can I help you?
You: me and dorene talk about ferrets, do you have a ferret?
KarlaL: No, but my mother once raised a kinkaju.
You: im sorry what is kinkaju ? are you being racist?
You: i dont find that very funny..
KarlaL: It's a real pet, like a monkey with BIG eyes. Really!
KarlaL: Would you like to see a picture of one?
You: yes please
KarlaL: Here's some thumbnails. Cute, aren't they?
You: well its no ferret, but i guess its close.. do you get toys for these things? im looking to find some safe toys..
You: http://www.waffs.org.au/admin/photos/me%20n%20the%20new%20ferret.jpg
You: she brings ferrets up a whole nother level..
KarlaL: I think ferrets like to climb under and also discover things...how about a cat tree?
You: well arent those for cats?
KarlaL: Yes, but ferrets can climb into the holes and over the limbs, etc, right? I sent a Toys for Ferrets page also.
KarlaL: Here's some pics of ferret toys also.
You: are those pics of tubes that grose people use in their butts?
You: it looks like tubes..
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey RebeccaD. Are you a real person?
You: I have some questions for you if you are.
You: Hello?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: johnb
johnb: Welcome to ChaCha!
johnb: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: johnb, i'm very distraut. I was just with rebecca D and she DID NOT RESPOND!
You: are you here?
johnb: Yes, don't worry.
You: Oh thank the lord.
johnb: we will try to work this thing out.
You: Okay. I have an inquirey about my front tooth.
You: Do you know where it is?
johnb: How can I help you.
johnb: Ok, explain the whole situation from the beginning.
You: Well I can describe it for you.
You: It's a pretty big tooth, not perfectly white, but relatively.
You: I only have about 1/3 of it left!
You: I can't find it anywhere.....
You: You wouldn't happen to know where it is, would you?
johnb: Yes, I know exactly what happened.
You: REALLY!?!??! What happened!?
You: Eager young minds await your answer, johnb.
johnb: There are two theories: 1) It is the same thing that happens when you put 2 socks in the waher and dryer and only one comes out.
johnb: This is called the ssock fairy. Well wjay happen to you was the evil toothe fairy.
johnb: Or
johnb: It was displaced by time and went into the vortex/matrix.
You: WOW, you think it's in the matrix?
You: with neo?
johnb: Here is how you can find it
johnb: remember there are 2 possibilities; however, they are related.
You: I have a feeling the matrix/vortex possibility is more likely. I don't believe in fictional things like the tooth fairy.
johnb: I have sent info on who could be the possible ones responsible.
johnb: I have sent info on how to retrieve it from the matrix.
You: WoW. That's amazing. I will surely check these links out. But JohnB, do you have any theories of your own in how to get into the matrix?
You: is it like how they did it in the movie?
johnb: It dependes on what vector is your dipole assessment, regarding the ideograohic capabilities of your left brain.
You: If so, where would i attain the plug that goes into the back of my head?
You: oh
You: my.
You: Well I'm not quite sure what the left brain does. can you list me some functions of the left brain?
johnb: It is not exactly the same thing. The matrix was only a movie allegorical to a supernatural phenomenon.
You: Could you please explain what you're talking about then?
johnb: The secrete is to access the ideogram correctly to have knowledge outside of the matrix
You: johnb, are you good at breaking codes?
johnb: That is classified information. At this point I have to end the session.
You: I have an opportunity that may interest you.
You: You may want to stick around to find out what it is.
johnb: Thank you, and take care. Ask your self for what is the Wizard of OZ a metaphor ?
You: how much do you get paid for this?
johnb: OK, what is the last thing
You: I have an exhilerating opportunity for you. My job with my company is to go around and try to find the best and brightest young minds of today's age.
You: I am on ChaCha because I'm at home and relaxing, but I'm a work-a-holic so I'm here looking for some.
You: You seem quite smart, especially with the phenominon of the matrix
You: I represent a government agency that would be interested in acquiring your services
johnb: I get paid what they view the market desires;
You: would you be interesting in checking it out?
You: I can leave a phone number for you.
johnb: What is your TRN
You: That is not important at this time. I'm going to leave you a phone number with our swedish contact.
You: You can learn more from him.
You: 04 673 826 1308
You: I hope you call.
johnb: Ya dumayu eta xorosha. Panimaishw?
johnb: Dong bu dong?
You: I don't speak that language, but that's not swedish.
johnb: Ok, no is the time to exit to many surveyors? Do you understand?
johnb: Ciao
johnb: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS
TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
TonyaS: Hi, you are looking for information on jamie gold?
You: well do u think hes good? i think it was a fluke..
TonyaS: I think it was a fluke too
TonyaS: but he is a lucky guy
TonyaS: but i guess not too lucky since the purse is currently frozen
You: im sorry how do u know so much about poker?
TonyaS: Why wouldnt' I know poker? Just cause i am a girl?
You: uhh well yea..
You: do you play on poker stars?
TonyaS: no, i don't play poker stars
You: do you play online at all?
TonyaS: the most i have ever won is 2000
TonyaS: no not online
TonyaS: casinos
You: ooohhh cool
You: well i was just gonna start a random prank so i got nuthin now..
TonyaS: LOL
You: but good luck with ur poker..
TonyaS: sorry to disappoint you
TonyaS: what website were you going to post it on?
You: LOL
You: liquidpoker.net
You: check it out
TonyaS: something awful.com
TonyaS: pbnation.com
TonyaS: oh ok
You: we got like 30 on there or more...
TonyaS: i will
You: there really funny.
You: anyway ill rate u good, have a happy holidays..
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey lisa.
You: What color is your hair?
LisaB: Hello
LisaB: Brown
LisaB: Why?
You: Where are you from? (I'll let you know as to why in a minute)
LisaB: I'm from new york
You: Oh.. I used to live there. In the city itself?
LisaB: Oh
LisaB: Okay
You: Well?
LisaB: Well what
You: What part of new york are you from?
LisaB: Queens
You: Okay
You: Well I'm from europe, can you guess what country?
You: Originally from europe*
LisaB: Spain?
You: No, Germany.
LisaB: Oh
You: I believe in a superior blonde hair blue eyed race
You: what color eyes do you have?
LisaB: Brown
You: What is your skin color?
LisaB: Brown
You: Oh...
You: Well this just won't work I'm sorry to say
You: Goodbye.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

LMAO FRINK

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeannaR
DeannaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeannaR: Hi there!
You: Hi
DeannaR: I am doing a search for you right now
You: i was wondering if you could help me find any way to stop cocaine withdrawals.. without continuing using cocaine
DeannaR: Ok let me see what i can find for you
You: please hurry, im cold
DeannaR: ok im doing the best I can
DeannaR: Im finding some info on the withdrawal symptoms but not finding much to stop them..im still searching for you
You: ahh fuck it ill just go back to doing coke..
DeannaR: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ahh fuck it ill just go back to doing coke..)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

frink nazi! hahah xD

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS
TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
TonyaS: Hi, can you claify your search for me?
TonyaS: Who is this lucky person that you want to beat?
You: Well tony, I play playing 1/2 NL 6max on FTP and this guy UTG limped and i raised to $10 with AKo, the button who is pretty LAG re-raised to $35. I didn't believe him so I re-raised him to $115. He then shoved all in for $84.05 more, so I called.
You: he flipped 89o, and the board came 5T79Q, so he won with a pair of 9's
TonyaS: That's ashame
You: It makes absolutely no sense because he had no fold equity to shove over
You: and he was not commited in the least
TonyaS: Well it happens sometimes
You: how am I supposed to beat this type of player?
TonyaS: are you from liquidpoker.com
TonyaS: .net...sorry
You: liquidpoker.net
TonyaS: I'm sorry, i mistyped
You: OH, my friend said he talked to you.
TonyaS: Yes, I see it on your forum
You: I'm FrinkX on that forum.
You: I didn't read i'mtopher's post about you
TonyaS: cool
You: what sort of advice would you give me?
You: to beat this lucksack!
TonyaS: Keep trying
TonyaS: lol
You: If you want to make this a group session, we're talking on ventrilo right now
You: do you have a microphone?
You: you could probably give us some good advice.
TonyaS: I couldn't give you advice actually
You: I think if you really really tried you could
You: just give it a try... I'll let you know how it is!
TonyaS: No, cause then you would sue me
TonyaS: if you lost, and I would lose the pennies i am making on cha cha
You: how could I sue you if I didn't know anything about you?
You: Tonya how old are you?
TonyaS: You could find out
TonyaS: LoL
You: I'm not that type of guy.
TonyaS: a lady never tells her age
You: oh, well that's true.
TonyaS: how old are you?
You: I'm 21, is that in your area?
TonyaS: yeah in that range
TonyaS: do you go to the casinos much?
You: Yea, infact I'm going to the bahamas with some liquidpoker guys
You: for a big poker tournament
You: $9,000 buyin
TonyaS: oh cool
You: you should come!
TonyaS: I would love to come!
You: you could stay at my place
TonyaS: but I can't, I have an exam that week
You: What school do you go to?
TonyaS: Harvard
You: Cool. I went to Rochester IT
TonyaS: cool so are you still in school?
You: but I stopped because I didn't like it and I wanted to explore poker full time
You: I'll go back to school in a year or so I think.
TonyaS: so that is all you do?
TonyaS: play poker?
You: Yea, I'm still young. I don't have many responsibilities and poker is good money -- and consistent if you're careful and play enough.
TonyaS: that's cool, i have never had that kind of luck
You: Well you need to understand it's not luck. As you can see from the h and I told you about, I am not lucky
You: Once you acquire the skill needed to win the game, all you have to do is play enough hours and enough hands to beat out the luck factor
You: or as we call it, "variance"
TonyaS: Well i hate to cut you off, but our time is up
You: You have aim?
You: you sound like my type of girl
You: we could hook up in the bahamas
TonyaS: no
TonyaS: lol
TonyaS: yeah maybe
You: my name is Evan M
TonyaS: just give me the plane fare
TonyaS: lol
You: i'll hook you up
You: no problem
You: what's your aim or msn!
You: Tonya?
TonyaS: Oh and just to warn you and your friends about pranking cha cha....they are going to start getting very strict about it....they are talking about suspending us for chatting so be careful cause you might get banned
You: it was all worth it though tonya
You: because I met you.
TonyaS: LOL
TonyaS: Lovely
You: I'm not a mongoloid retard that can't use a search engine himself you know
TonyaS: Well I will look forward to seeing this conversation on your forum. I am a big fan of your website
You: anyways what's your aim, msn messanger, icq uin, or phone number!
You: you should post on liquidpoker!
TonyaS: awww come on, cha cha is a great idea.
You: end me a PM on there!
TonyaS: maybe I will post on there
You: it is a great idea, that's for sure. but anyone with intelligence doesn't need it
You: or technilogically impared
TonyaS: Yes, but there are a lot of people that do need the help
You: well since you seem to be against giving me your messanger information
You: (god knows why)
You: you should definetely make an account on liquidpoker.net and send me a PM
You: my name on there is "FrinkX"
TonyaS: i don't have messenger
You: you can come to the bahamas
TonyaS: I see you on there
You: sweet!
TonyaS: I have read some of your posts
You: oh. cool.
You: there are a lot of idiots on the site, but there are some quality posters.
You: I could teach you how to play poker in the bahamas
TonyaS: I was reading the one you did with John
TonyaS: b
You: you could make a lot!
You: oh yes johnb was extremely interesting
You: don't read the next one though
TonyaS: lol
You: that was purely a prank!
You: well the one about johnb was real
You: my dog knocked my tooth out
TonyaS: lol
You: i had to get a replacement
You: it cost me $1500.
TonyaS: what kind of dog? a poodle?
TonyaS: wow, that is serious damage
You: nope, half lab half rot wiler (don't know how to spell it)
TonyaS: cool
You: yea, i was wrestling with him and he headbutted me really hard
You: he's my roomates dog.
TonyaS: alright well times up , gotta run
You: pleasepost on LP!
You: we'll party in the bahamas
TonyaS: you have a great night! See you there!
TonyaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.