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Bigbobm United States. Dec 20 2006 20:55. Posts 5512 | | | |
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milkman United States. Dec 20 2006 20:59. Posts 5719 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeannaR
DeannaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeannaR: Hi there!
You: Hi
DeannaR: I am doing a search for you right now
You: i was wondering if you could help me find any way to stop cocaine withdrawals.. without continuing using cocaine
DeannaR: Ok let me see what i can find for you
You: please hurry, im cold
DeannaR: ok im doing the best I can
DeannaR: Im finding some info on the withdrawal symptoms but not finding much to stop them..im still searching for you
You: ahh fuck it ill just go back to doing coke..
DeannaR: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ahh fuck it ill just go back to doing coke..)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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FrinkX United States. Dec 20 2006 21:01. Posts 7562 | | |
aaaaaand i'm banned
TONYA IF U READ THIS MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND PM ME!
I'm not kidding about bahamas, if you msg me I'll hook you up with a free 7 day vacation. |
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ggplz Sweden. Dec 20 2006 21:02. Posts 16784 | | | |
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| if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN | Last edit: 20/12/2006 21:11 |
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Floofy Canada. Dec 20 2006 21:05. Posts 8708 | | |
You: Hello
You: i wanted my parents to buy me a horse but they bought a small white dog
ArletaM: How may I help you?
You: i wanna be able to ride it but its too small. i want to improve it
ArletaM: Okay
ArletaM: How do you want to improve it?
You: hmmm listen to various orders better, teach it tricks
ArletaM: Okay!Just give me a moment please.
You: and also if possible i want to be able to ride it like a horse. maybe some sort of advanced nutrition or something
ArletaM: Are these results sufficient?
ArletaM: Im pretty sure you will not be able to ride your dog
You: the problem is it weights like 20 lbs and i am about 150 lbs. do i dont know how
ArletaM: Its not possoble
You: don't tell me i can't do something. my mom said when you REALLY want something, you can get it
You: for example i was doing really bad at school, but i still got my diploma due to efforts
ArletaM: Well im afraid that i cannot help you with that seeing that it would potentially harm the dog
You: thats fine
ArletaM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: as long as he becomes tough enough to support me
You: i doesnt mind that he gets harmed
You: please search this for me
ArletaM: Have a great night!
ArletaM: Bye
ArletaM: okay what
You: how to toughen up your dog
You: like turning a small white dog into a very strong dog
ArletaM: Are these results sufficient?
You: I also would like to learn to make it jump very high
You: like a trickArletaM: ok
ArletaM: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes
You: this is amazing
You: thanks a lot
ArletaM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Fayth  Canada. Dec 21 2006 00:18. Posts 10085 | | |
LaChristaW: im a girl
You: yeah i had figured that out already
LaChristaW: penetration is painful and bloody |
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ggplz Sweden. Dec 21 2006 00:25. Posts 16784 | | | |
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Floofy Canada. Dec 21 2006 00:37. Posts 8708 | | | |
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 00:50. Posts 10085 | | |
Status: Connected to guide: nakishag
nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
You: I've got a serious problem here 
nakishag: lol really?
You: yeah well
You: it's about my boyfriend, or maybe more about myself, god knows
nakishag: umhum..
You: i'm 15 yrs old, and as for the few times we had sex
You: i didn't like it
nakishag: not unusual..
You: i mean, my friends keep telling me how fun it is
You: why don't i like it?
nakishag: they lie lol
You: i love my boyfriend
nakishag: well everyone is different
You: they lie..?
You: you mean.. they're not having fun ?
nakishag: yea some girls may be having fun but its because there diferent from you
nakishag: its like sayin football is fun you will like playing it too
You: why? why should i be different?
You: i want to like it! my boyfriend seems to enjoy it
nakishag: lol
nakishag: well maybe
nakishag: you want more
nakishag: like more touching
nakishag: more kissing
nakishag: a new postition perhaps
You: new position maybe
You: he kisses plenty
You: and touches plenty
You: actually he usually does some great massaging
You: i'm all turned on but the only position he wants to do is doggy style
nakishag: thats the problem
You: and he actually puts it in my ass, but i figured it would be different, different from the routine
nakishag: he is not meeting all your needs
You: so what should i do about it?
You: i've seen people on tv have sex like this
nakishag: well tell him sex is not only about him and you have needs too
You: you know.. in the butt.. and they seemed to enjoy it
You: A LOT
nakishag: like porno?
You: this is embarassing..
nakishag: well those people are acting
nakishag: no dont be ashamed trust me
nakishag: ive been there done that
You: acting..
You: you've done that too?
You: in the butt?
nakishag: yeah
nakishag: i dont enjoy it
You: oh..
nakishag: so i said i wont do it any more
You: are you a girl?
nakishag: yea
You: ok
You: what position
You: would be best
You: for me to try
nakishag: well do you like taking control or do you like him to?
You: i like him to
You: i'm quite the shy type
nakishag: alright well what he needs to do is plain ol mitionary go nice n slow and then he needs to get agressive after you get comfortable and life ur legs up
nakishag: as far as you can and that will help him hit your g spot
nakishag: not only his
You: oh.. but missionary seemed kinda boring, we tried it once and he was sooo bored
You: he just got out and asked me to turn around
nakishag: wow well do you know how to work the muscles down there and move your body?
You: what do you mean ?
nakishag: well our virginas have muscles and we are able to contact them tight and loose to are liking
nakishag: all you have to do is learn how to grip those muscles and take control of your body and you will rock his world
nakishag: our**
You: oh really
You: should i start with practicing that alone?
You: to figure out how to work those muscles well
nakishag: yeah
nakishag: you dont have to touch urself
You: ok cuz i don't really like to..
nakishag: u ever had to pee real bad and u hold it
You: it's better when a guy does it you know
You: sure!
nakishag: and ur squeezing so it dont come out
nakishag: thats what you do
You: yeah lol
nakishag: you simply learn your body
You: while he's penetrating me
nakishag: thats the best time
You: great advice, you seem quite experienced
nakishag: you can even work ur muscles out when hes not
nakishag: yea my first taught me alot
You: how old are you
nakishag: they are suppose to help guide you
nakishag: 19 and ive been with the same guy for 3 years
nakishag: so i ost it when i was 16
You: ur first??
nakishag: yea
You: oh..
You: this is really nice
You: i hope our relationship will last
You: that long
You: but u know because of all of this
You: my sex drive was nearly gone
You: i mean.. he was getting upset about this
You: a lot
nakishag: it will come back trust me
nakishag: and if he leave you for this
nakishag: then he isnt right
You: why wouldn't he be right
nakishag: i know you love him but some men are selfish
You: a guy has needs
nakishag: yes he does
nakishag: and you do too
nakishag: and if he is only thinking about him
You: yeah but what if i keep saying no
You: cuz i don't wanna force myself
You: and then he says ok
You: but after 3-4 weeks of no-sex
You: he starts to get mad
You: but says he still loves me but would like me to try and fix the problem, the sex drive problems
nakishag: welll there are other things like oral sex
You: i don't wanna do that..
nakishag: do you have an aol screen name i can write to you on
You: hmm no..
You: all i have is msn
nakishag: well maybe he will do that to you and that will turn him on and it will fullfill his needs im like you in alot of ways
nakishag: you dont have mysspace?
You: not even
You: you mean you have a low sex drive too ?
nakishag: yea i did thats why while all my friedns started at 14 and 15 i started a little later
nakishag: and then i made myself do it i didnt even want to
You: oh, and how is it now ?
You: do you do it more than like
You: once a week
nakishag: its non stop its like 6 days a week more than once in aday
nakishag: girl nothing is wrong with you
You: hmm
nakishag: your just human and people are different
You: but i really never feel like doing it, he might leave me
You: if it goes on for longer than that
nakishag: then you might find someone who is willing to wait
You: he has waited quite a long time..
nakishag: its your body
nakishag: he cant have it whenever he wants
You: actually he has even paid for me to go see a sexologist
nakishag: you have your own mind and your own instincts
You: and well.. i don't really listen to what this specialist has to say to me
nakishag: just follow those
nakishag: how old is he
You: 18
nakishag: o ok
You: he's really willing to wait.. but he's getting tired
You: he's getting more and more frustrated every time i refuse
nakishag: wel let him know its my body and when we got together i thought it would be through thick n thin
nakishag: if it cant be then i dont kno what to tell u
nakishag: cuz he is suppose to respect you ennough to deal with his frustrations and keep yall realtionship going
You: do you think it would be possible to go on like this for a long time still?
You: we've been together for a year and a half already
nakishag: yes if its true love
nakishag: some people have celebate relationships
You: so you mean.. if he leaves me, he didn't truly loves me ?
nakishag: thats what i mean
You: but he keeps telling me he really loves me..
You: i think he's telling the truth
nakishag: but he loves his * dick* more if he cant repect your wishes without making you hurt inside
nakishag: he might love you mama but some men choose sex over love
nakishag: trust me i have lots of girlfriends
You: oh.. this is depressing
You: you know he's catholic
You: and actually went once to see a priest
You: and told me we shouldn't be having sex, then there would be no problems, we could focus on the relationship
nakishag: exactly!
You: then all of a sudden, because he told me we wouldn't have sex, i just felt horny
You: all the time.. and well.. he gave up and we had sex..
You: later on.. i had lost my sex drive
nakishag: i know what you mean im like that
You: now it's bad
nakishag: when someone says no i want it when i can have it ill leave it for later lol
You: you think it would have been better for us to not have sex ?
You: choose love over sex?
nakishag: love
nakishag: listen mama maybe yall need to talk
You: but.. it's too late now.. it's all going down the drain, we keep having fights over this
You: we talked about this plenty..
nakishag: if its all yall fight about then something is wrong
You: but all he wants now is for me to start touching myself to learn how to get real pleasure, orgasms
You: cuz i've never had any
nakishag: he has to teach you
nakishag: he has to give them to you
You: i don't wanna touch myself i don't like it
nakishag: he has to learn your body
nakishag: for you
You: he touches me and i like it.. but never had what they call orgasm
nakishag: cuz i wouldnt touch myseld either
You: i think my low sex drive
You: might be due to the fact that i have been.. abused
You: when i was 12..
You: by my ex boyfriend, he was 12 as well
nakishag: yea maybe somehting in you sub concious
You: but i just don't wanna think about it
nakishag: well i have to go you will be fin but our session was up 20 minutes ago
nakishag: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 00:52. Posts 10085 | | | |
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shaneomac United States. Dec 21 2006 01:03. Posts 4245 | | |
Status: Connected to guide: ThomasB
ThomasB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ello suh
ThomasB: hi
You: i was looking for racist jokes
You: i have an antiracism project due in a week
You: and i need to fill it with racist jokes to prove the point that they can be hurtful
ThomasB: okay, just a moment
ThomasB: hmm
ThomasB: sounds powerful
You: o it is
ThomasB: lets me get you the best ones possible for you
You: i have 2 or 3 but i was hoping to include around 6-7
You: alrite
ThomasB: some real diggers
You: would u listen to the 3 i have and tell me if theyre impacting?
ThomasB: sure
You: thx ill def give u great rating
You: whats black and white and rolls down a boardwalk?
You: black man and a seagull fighting over a french fry
You: whatcha think?
ThomasB: that's pretty hurtful
You: good
ThomasB: i can see that working for your "report"
You: same
You: ok
You: next one
You: why do black people now a days always have nightmares?
You: cuz we killed the last one that had a dream!
ThomasB: very hurtful
You: o ya
You: and this is the cornerstone of my project
You: how can u tell if a black woman is pregnant
You: stick a banana up her vajeeen and if it comes back half eatin u know theres a monkey up there
ThomasB: you did it, i think you will impress your class
You: now my plan is to go around detroit and ask some negroids how they feel about these and see if theyre offended
You: can u find me some more plz?
ThomasB: u have an aim?
You: yessir
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 01:11. Posts 10085 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleM
MichelleM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi michelle
MichelleM: Hi :D
You: how are you!
MichelleM: Great and you? Also.... What type of information on your topic are you looking for?
You: well hmm i've met a girl recently
MichelleM: Ok...
You: actually i first talked to her on internet
You: for quite a while
You: she sent me some pic, she was really nice, we called each other on phone and all
You: i mean she was a cuty.. on the pictures that is
You: since i like to meet all kind of people i told her we could meet up at the movies
You: but err she didn't look like the pictures..
You: she wasn't cute at all actually she was kind of fat.. i was wondering if all of this was wrong
MichelleM: 8-
You: my feelings weren't the same nemore i felt deceived
You: i had some doubts when suddenly on internet she told me "i have a great pesonality you know"
You: i was like hmm a girl shudn't have to say that, don't u think so ?
MichelleM: Well I'm not suppose to give personal opinions, but I don't see anything wrong with saying it... but it would raise a brow. 
You: heh.. well i was wondering what i should do about it
You: the movie even sucked
You: i went to buy some christmas gifts with her before
You: the movie, i was playful and all, cocky and funny, u know a nice attitude every girls fall for!
You: but i'm really not into her.. so when i left and came back home
You: i didn't really talk to her nemore
MichelleM: Well, let me see what I can find for you about this...
You: we hardly talked at all for the past week.. because of how she looks i'm just totally turned off
MichelleM: This sounds serious...
You: hmm well.. am i that picky ?
You: you're not so talkative are you.. i hate when i have to do all the talking
MichelleM: Well were here to search, not chat about personal issues.
MichelleM: But Yahoo Answers is the place to ask these type of questions...
You: are you serious..
MichelleM: Serious...
You: they're gonna tell me what i should do about this girl ?
MichelleM: They will
MichelleM: It's people that have been in the same situation
MichelleM: That will give you advice
You: people that have met fat people that looked cute on a pic ?
MichelleM: It's a perfect place and you'll get answers immediately
MichelleM: Yes... I bet if you ask on there, you'll get some quick answers.
MichelleM: Give it a shot...
You: I'll give it a shot.. i guess
MichelleM: :D
MichelleM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: want some feedback ?
MichelleM: Sure...
You: wait for me
MichelleM: I'm waiting...
You: how should i ask the question though? i'm not sure how to formulate it?
You: what to do about a fat girl met over the internet that is turning you off?
MichelleM: Well you can ask "What should I do?" and then you have the option to describe your situation below the question.
MichelleM: Type what you told me...
MichelleM: That's a perfect way of grabbing peoples attention to asnwer that question, sure.
You: ooh
You: i was writing in the wrong spot
You: gotta click ask?
You: right
MichelleM: Yes
You: i don't have a yahoo id..
You: can i use urs ?
MichelleM: Well it's free to get one in seconds
MichelleM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: No it's ok i'll get over it.. fat girls are everywhere sadly
MichelleM: =
You: have a nice day michelle
MichelleM: Well I hope you get your answers...
MichelleM: You too! :D
MichelleM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Floofy Canada. Dec 21 2006 01:30. Posts 8708 | | |
ChristopherM: Hello there
You: Hi
You: Ok i will explain you the situation
ChristopherM: Go right ahead.
You: i have lived many things in my life, drugs sex, sports, etc
You: i am looking to experience something knew
You: insanity
You: i wanna learn how to become insane
ChristopherM: Sure
ChristopherM: I can help with that
You: ok go ahead
ChristopherM: Get married..
You: haha
ChristopherM: No, kidding, I'll find some links for you
ChristopherM: Ok, as it turns out, there is nothing that will definately cause you to go insane.
ChristopherM: But, lots of sites recommed long periods of solitude
You: i see
ChristopherM: Complete isolation is what we're talking.
You: For example, is talking to people on the internet considered solitude
ChristopherM: Nope, not leaving a room for 6 months is though.
You: Say you are inside a room alone, but you talk to people on the chat
You: are you considered alone
ChristopherM: Think about it, people in solitary confinement in jail always say they go crazy
You: yea must be tough
ChristopherM: No, alone, and without connection to the outside world.
You: especially if they have nothing constructive to do
You: Well i'm not sure i will try it but its good to know
ChristopherM: Also, growing up
You: what do you mean
ChristopherM: A friend of mine consumed mass amounts of a certian member of the acid family known to cause hallucinations, he is a bit strange now.
ChristopherM: Maybe not insane, but different, every since.
You: Like?
ChristopherM: spacier
ChristopherM: Is that a word?
ChristopherM: more contemplative
You: hmm i'm not sure what you mean
You: i see
ChristopherM: He's the... "Whoa.. Dude..."
ChristopherM: Guy
You: haha
You: do you think it was a good thing for him
ChristopherM: No, when I was young it was funny, but watching him try and maintain employment was horible.
ChristopherM: horrible*
You: He should become a guide 
ChristopherM: That would require a working knowledge of the net, something, he definately wouldn't possess.
You: i does not live in the USA too bad i could give it a try
You: i enjoy chatting
ChristopherM: But! He would make a great guide for someone who wanted to talk about how "trippy Tool albums are"
You: lol
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 01:40. Posts 10085 | | |
tatus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: denisem
denisem: Welcome to ChaCha!
denisem: Hello
You: hi
denisem: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: well you see, i have tried a lot of things in my life
You: drugs, lots of sex and all kind of stuff
You: but i was wondering how it felt like to be insane
You: how can i become insane ?
denisem: I will look up some information and see if i can find you anything on that tpoic one moment please.
You: what does it say? do you know what i should do?
You: what do they recommend ?
denisem: Read this site it has alot on it to do.
You: might take quite a long time
You: i wanted a short and useful advice for it
You: what would u suggest..
denisem: Have lots of kids
denisem: Are these results sufficient?
You: do you have kids ?
denisem: yes
You: so.. are you.. insane ?
denisem: yes
You: really, how does it feel like
denisem: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
denisem: its feels bad
You: oh.. what do u mean ?
You: elaborate
denisem: I have to close thanks for coming to chacha
denisem: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 02:07. Posts 10085 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Abigail B
Abigail B: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Abigail B: what can i help you find today?
You: well here's the problem.. it's kinda embarassing.. and serious
You: i'm an 18 yrs old girl, and i've never kissed before, i'm going on my first date on friday
You: i'm very anxious about this
Abigail B: do you want to be kissed on your first date
You: well the guy is attractive.. do you think it's wrong?
Abigail B: its not up to me
You: well.. how was your first date?
You: how did it go..
Abigail B: i dont kiss on a first
You: how long you wait
Abigail B: till when i cant wait!
You: hmm
You: are you a girl?
Abigail B: yeap
You: and.. do u usually make the move or u wait for him to do so
Abigail B: till him
You: what if he's very shy
Abigail B: then he has to wait
You: hmm.. how was ur first kiss..?
Abigail B: not to bad
Abigail B: we scraped teeth lol
You: but.. what happened
You: oh haha
You: but how did he.. make the move
You: did he ask you?
Abigail B: we kinda fell into it
You: what you mean
Abigail B: dot worry about
You: well i'm pretty nervous about this
Abigail B: you gotta relax
Abigail B: or it wont happen if you make everyone nervous
You: how should i know when we're gonna kiss
Abigail B: you'll know
Abigail B: you'll feel it
Abigail B: dont push anything
You: i'm worried.. what if he thinks i'M a bad kisser?
Abigail B: then you'll deal with it then
Abigail B: but it takes pratice
You: it is not natural?
You: i thought people were born good or bad kissers
Abigail B: some people have it some people dont
You: what if i don't have it..?
Abigail B: but you can get better
You: do you.. have it?
Abigail B: you'll be fine
You: i hope so
You: i actually feel bad because.. i never kissed and i'm 18
You: i'm afraid he might make fun of me because of that
Abigail B: dont tell him
You: you think it would make him uneasy?
Abigail B: it may
You: how old were u when u first kissed
Abigail B: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Fayth Canada. Dec 21 2006 02:27. Posts 10085 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LeighG
LeighG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: or not..?
You: lol
LeighG: Hello. Is there anything specific I can help you find on this topic?
You: well first i'd like to know if aliens exist, and if so.. how can i protect myself from them
LeighG: Give me just a moment to locate that information for you.
You: do you think aliens exist ?
LeighG: Not quite sure about that one.
You: heh.. i've had this weird dreams about it
You: and i think they really do exist
LeighG: It's very subjective, depends on who you ask.
You: what about you
LeighG: I believe so.
LeighG: Are these results sufficient?
You: well .. is there anything that would tell me
You: how to protect from them ?
You: they could harm me.. i don't like the idea of not being safe in my own property
LeighG: Let me see what I can find.
You: how do you protect from them ?
LeighG: Are these sites helpful?
You: well you tell me, what do you think about them
LeighG: I think they offer good advice.
LeighG: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: what kinda advice do they suggest
LeighG: How to avoid being abducted etc...you can read over the information.
You: have you ever been abducted ???
LeighG: No. Is there anything else I can help you find today?
You: no it's ok
You: thank you
LeighG: Thank you for searching with ChaCha! Have a great day!
LeighG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Floofy Canada. Dec 21 2006 02:29. Posts 8708 | | |
You: Hello
sherryh: hi
You: I would like to know 2 things
You: first i would like a search on if aliens exist or not
You: secondly, if they exist, i would like to know if they are a danger for us, and how to protect from them
sherryh: ok, one moment
You: are you worried about them?
sherryh: No
sherryh: I own mase
You: mase?
sherryh: Yeah the stuff you spray in people faces
You: oh i see
sherryh: I also where garlic under my shirt
You: yea if you own that there is no worried i guess
sherryh: No worries
sherryh: Check out the flying humanoid
You: ok
sherryh: There quiet interesting
You: thanks
sherryh: They have been recently spotted over new mexico this week
You: do you think they exist?
sherryh: ???????????
You: the aliens
sherryh: It not like the worlds screwed up enough
sherryh: not flying humanoids
sherryh: now
sherryh: get a bat
You: good idea
You: but they might interpret this as danger
sherryh: they attacked a police man
You: the aliens?
sherryh: yes
You: is he ok? did he survive?
sherryh: look at the bottom of the story
sherryh: yes
sherryh: i use to not believe, but now...
You: well universe is so large
You: its quite probable
sherryh: yeah
You: but its also quite probable they are as stupid as us and cannot get over there
sherryh: yeah
sherryh: haja
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Matt98568 United States. Dec 21 2006 12:45. Posts 2391 | | |
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chadb
chadb: Welcome to ChaCha!
chadb: there all dirty
chadb: Lol
You: I have an important question i slept with this girl last night and now it burns when i pee
You: what should I do
chadb: hit done
chadb: oops one sec
You: Do you have any experience with this type of problem
chadb: you have a urinary track infection likely it happens
chadb: go get a penicilin shot
You: it was wierd her v***** smelled very bad but i didnt think much of it at the time
You: smelled like raw fish
You: my hand smells very bad as well what should i do to remove the smell
chadb: well it was likely expired did you chick the date?
chadb: check
You: huh that makes no sense
chadb: did you check the date
chadb: to see if it went bad
You: do u have experience with the ladies or are u just the cyber type
You: what date
chadb: you said it smelled funny
chadb: usually means its expired
You: her v***** expired?
chadb: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: how is this possible please explain
Status: Session ended
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanM
SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi mom
You: hows work today
SusanM: Hi! How are you today?
You: good so what are making for dinner today mom
SusanM: I am your mom??
SusanM: Nothing.. if your my son/daughter, you know I don't cook!!!
You: u know i love u and all but having sex with our redneck neighbor was so uncalled for
SusanM: You fend for yourself..
SusanM: I couldn't help myself
You: why mom u are so mean
SusanM: Actually, I'm pretty cool
You: I bet
You: ur my hero
SusanM: Did you want me to search on something?
You: But why mom did u have to do that, was the mullet just to much to resist?
SusanM: You know I love the mullet.. I simply cannot resist it!
You: I just want to know why mom you wont admit to your problems
You: Why did u abandon me and jimmy
SusanM: I just admitted to the mullet problem.. I have no others.
SusanM: I didn't!!
SusanM: I let you two come visit
You: Not go cook me some dinner damn it
You: wheres my eggs u wench
SusanM: I can make you a sandwich?
You: ok with ham?
You: make it and ship it right away
You: why do u deny us mom why
SusanM: I'm on it.. one moment..
You: u know if ur not nice ill leave u bad feedback
You: seriously how long can it take to make that damn sandwhich
You: stop having sex all the time
You: u whore
SusanM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (u whore)
SusanM: I just sent your sandwich
You: dirty pirate hooker
You: just admit it say this
SusanM: I've been nice now.. you be nice!!
You: you be nice
You: just admit it mom u failed us all
SusanM: I'm being extremely nice!!
You: no your not im gonna leave u bad feedback
SusanM: Ok, I failed you all because of the mullet thing.. I know.. and I'm sorry..
You: you better be
SusanM: Well that's not very nice of you! and I was going to tell you to have a happy holiday
You: now tell me story
SusanM: No, you're being mean.
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