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'im rating you bad' rofl

You: is it even called that way between a human and animal?
C.J: You know it's called beastiality.

LOL

ConnieB: this bully needs to be stopped

This thread is GOLD. Floofy can't get enough of the interaction with these people on ChaCha.

"How about new job listings?" LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

This site is almost as cool as ip-relay.com except there the opperators legally have to say whatever you tell them to to anyone you want to call.

You: Hello
crystalp: Hello how are you?
You: i have a meeting with chinese people in 2 weeks and i'm worried i don't know how to eat like them
You: are you skilled at this?
crystalp: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: do you think they will get mad if i don't eat properly?
You: i don't know their culture very well
crystalp: I dont know.
You: a friend of mine Ket is asian and he's really weird
You: this meeting is really worrying me, help me please
You: have you ever eaten with them?
crystalp: No
You: why not?
You: do you dislike chinese people? they have weird culture but they are certainly brillant people
crystalp: No I dont
You: do you have any chinese friend then?
crystalp: yes
You: good
crystalp: Are these results sufficient?
You: but you have never eaten with them
You: no i would like some more, mainly about how to behave with chinese women
You: the chinese guys will bring their wife
You: i don't want to offend them
You: i would like you to answer. you have never eaten with your chinese friends? this seems unlikely
crystalp: no i have not
You: i eat very often with my friends, this is an important part of any friendship, you should try
You: But honnestly this Ket guy eats extremely weirdly, its disguting. he eats like a donkey

bleh i suck. i promise next be better


You: Hello
PaulaD: Hi there
You: I am a 15 year old girl and yesterday i had unprotected sex with my boyfriend
You: i don't know what to do
You: i forgot to take medication
You: i really need to talk to someone, i am so worried
You: can you tell me how likely it is i am pregnant?
PaulaD: Try going to planned parenthood, the last site I sent has a location finder
You: oh i see
PaulaD: I'm sure they could answer your questions
PaulaD: Does that help?
You: yes but
PaulaD: ???
You: i also have another problem
You: when i pee, my vagina hurts
PaulaD: They can do an exam there too
You: do you think this is normal?
PaulaD: Anything else on this topic I can help with, I'm not a heath profesional, but I'm sure they can help you
You: yes i have another problem
You: sometimes i don,t want sex but...my boyfriend force me
You: what should i do
You: well
You: he doesn't really force me but, almost
You: he start telling me "i will break up if we don't have sex"
You: and i really love him
PaulaD: You need to talk to someone, start with planned parenthood, then find a new boyfriend
You: no i love him for real
You: i think he could change
You: but i don't know what to do
PaulaD: I don't know what to tell you, maybe he needs to talk to someone too!
You: oh
You: should i tell him to go to cha cha?
PaulaD: If there's nothing else on pregnancy I can search for, I'll go now
You: no i also have a question
You: can you get pregnant with....
You: anal sex
You: most of the time this is what we do
PaulaD: No, you really need to talk to someone about sex education
PaulaD: Have a nice day

First off, lmao.

On December 20 2006 08:06 Floofy wrote: You: when i pee, my vagina hurts --- You: sometimes i don,t want sex but...my boyfriend force me You: what should i do You: well You: he doesn't really force me but, almost You: he start telling me "i will break up if we don't have sex" You: and i really love him PaulaD: You need to talk to someone, start with planned parenthood, then find a new boyfriend You: no i love him for real You: i think he could change --- You: no i also have a question You: can you get pregnant with.... You: anal sex You: most of the time this is what we do PaulaD: No, you really need to talk to someone about sex education PaulaD: Have a nice day

But, maybe Paula D should get some sex education...

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2803520

You: should i tell him to go to cha cha?

that one is gold sir.

LOL @ that video with the old lady:D

'you know what I mean by doggystyle?'

this one aint so interesting


You: Hello
TeneishaW: Hello, I will be your guide.
You: i am a 15 year old girl and my boyfriend is 20., i wanna know why this is wrong (some people told me this)
TeneishaW: Well mainly because technically you are a minor.
TeneishaW: and he is an adult.
You: what is the problem?
You: i want to know why this law exist
TeneishaW: Ok
You: i love him and he loves me. this is wonderfull
TeneishaW: Alright.
TeneishaW: Where do you live?
You: canada
You: in quebec
TeneishaW: well if you are in canada the law saids that is ok for you and him to date.
TeneishaW: Who has the problem with it?
You: what if he was like 25?
TeneishaW: Still doesn't matter, the law saids it's ok.
You: oh i see
You: my friend is 13 year old and her boyfriend is 18
You: is that ok?
TeneishaW: I'm assuming is ok, if he isn't yet an adult.
You: 18 is an adult i believe
TeneishaW: For males the law saids its 18.
TeneishaW: It's kind of confusing.
You: what?
You: is a 13 year old sating a 18 year old correct?
You: *dating
TeneishaW: the age of consent for mailes is 18
TeneishaW: males*
You: oh
TeneishaW: Oh, no i'm sorry it's the same as the female, 14.
You: so 14 year old males cannot date adult ladies, but girls can
You: ?
TeneishaW: So I guess it's not ok for them to be dating.
You: ok my question is, what is the logic behind this law
You: why is it wrong for these 2 to be in love together
TeneishaW: To keep kids safe.
You: worried that the male hurts the young kid?
TeneishaW: It's not wrong for them to love, it's wrong for them to have sex.
You: why?
TeneishaW: According to Canada's law, women under 14 are not in control of whether they can have sex, it's just the way it is....
You: yes but i am asking why is the law this way
You: i understand it is this way
TeneishaW: Of course some still do regardless, the point is for criminal matters.
You: there is a reason why they made the law this way
You: what is it?
TeneishaW: If your parent wanted to take criminal actions against this young MAN, then they could.
You: ok
TeneishaW: It's mainly there to protect the minor...
You: and what is the ethical reason for this? whats wrong with a minor having sex with an adult
You: protect them from what?
TeneishaW: From abuse.
You: what kind of abuse
You: why is sex considered as an abuse
TeneishaW: Because some adults choose to abuse the fact that a girl or boy are young, and for them I think they feel it's easier just to convince a 14 girl to have sex with them then someone their age.
TeneishaW: Most young girls are not thinking about the consequences, and they take it all in fun.
You: ok and whats wrong with this? the kid probably enjoy it of he consents
You: if they are responsible and use protection
TeneishaW: Probably, the your parents can say otherwise.
You: what kind of consequences are you talking about? prengancy?
TeneishaW: For you, yes you love this person, and you want to show it, and you think it's fine...and of course you are old enough to know what you want....but the law can always step right in.
TeneishaW: Pregnancy, stds and so on.
You: ok
You: but also`
TeneishaW: Now if this young man is inlove with this girl, couldn't he wait a year.
You: sometimes i hear people say like......a man 60 year old with a women 20 year old is very wrong
You: why is this if the girl loves him?
TeneishaW: And she's pretty lucky because Canada has the lowest age of consent.
TeneishaW: Compared to the US.
You: i see
TeneishaW: It's just people have problem with this morally.
You: why?
TeneishaW: They wanted to knnow what does this old man want with a 20 year old, and what does this young girl want with this old man.
TeneishaW: There is no know against it, just people tend to frown on it...
TeneishaW: Law*
You: some old mans of like 55 are sometimes decent looking
TeneishaW: True
You: its not always for the money
TeneishaW: I believe that.
You: ok i think i understand better now. thanks for the insight
TeneishaW: No problem.
TeneishaW: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
TeneishaW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: Thanks, I'm done.

freidam: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
freidam: good morning!
freidam: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: let me tell you this is not a joke
You: i have a serious problem
You: i am handicaped and
You: i cannot find my foot
freidam: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: it would be cool if you found me results on
You: finding things for handicaped people or something like this
freidam: regarding matches for your foot
You: ok
freidam: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: seriously it was there a few hours ago and then BAM. no more foot
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

i think floofy stop playing poker coz he want to be one of the chacah member..and make it professionell^^

KristenN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KristenN: hi
You: Hello
You: Ok here is my problem
You: i am an handicaped person and
You: i have trouble looking down
You: i cannot find my foot
You: i would like a search on
KristenN: Ok
You: something to fix the problem
KristenN: why do you need to find your foot?
KristenN: have you tried a mirror?
You: because its itchy
You: no i haven't tryed a mirror
You: it could possibly work
You: do you have any other idea?
KristenN: Yeah other than that I would try a stick or something.
KristenN: Hope that helps




You: Hello
You: In my job there is a lot of fish and im looking for quality aquariums
MarciaN: are you interested in a particular aquarium?
You: huge ones
MarciaN: certainly
MarciaN: let me see what I can find
MarciaN: will you be needing this to fit into an existing building or are you building new?
MarciaN: did i lose you?
You: hback
MarciaN: oh good
You: no it will be outside
MarciaN: new construction o
MarciaN: ok what city?
MarciaN: or country
You: in canada quebec
MarciaN: hmmm ok
You: is there a possiblity to also put donkeys in it? like a special section for them
MarciaN: the third location houses fish outside year round
MarciaN: ok,

floofy lmao

HAHHHHA bymesam nice one
Floofy is pro at this wtf

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Modupe A
Modupe A: Welcome to ChaCha!
Modupe A: hi
Modupe A: how are you doing
Modupe A: how can I help you
Modupe A: are you there
You: sorry i as afk
You: do u know what afk is?
Modupe A: nope
Modupe A: what is afk
You: away from keyboard.
You: i think ur a newbie
You: do u know what that is?
Modupe A: nope
You: sdfasfasfa
You: how old r u?
Modupe A: am sure you will tell me smartie
You: ur probably 18
Modupe A: old enough
You: do u want to fight yo? 10k fight
Modupe A: I can see what i type
Modupe A: well I guess so
You: ok arrange the plans bitch
Modupe A: how old are you
Modupe A: you sound 16
You: u afraid ?
You: my name is hovz


never got an answer after that.
he obviously fears the 'hovz'

LOOOOL

more Darkxprt plz plz !

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Toni G
Toni G: Welcome to ChaCha!
Toni G: Hello how can i help you tonight
You: YO toni g, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
PatriciaR: wHAT CAN i FIND FOR YOU ON WOOD CHUCKS?
You: well
PatriciaR: yes?
You: its one of the worlds oldest and deepest mysteries that im hoping you can help me with
You: and that is
You: if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
PatriciaR: What can I find for you?
PatriciaR: there is your answer
You: so woodchucks cant chuck wood?
PatriciaR: Can I find anything else for you on woodchucks

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherryh
sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: hi I was wondering how to be better at sex
sherryh: ok, one moment.
You: anything?
sherryh: my systems locking hold on.
sherryh: There should be three searches.
You: Oh cool, so how can I get a woman to have sex with me?
sherryh: Well read those.
You: How do you learn how to read
sherryh: I do!
You: Can you read them to me?
sherryh: Cute!
You: Am I?
sherryh: Sure!
You: So does that mean you'd have sex with me?
Status: Session ended.

I'll take that as a no....