What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk? - Page 4

On December 12 2006 04:54 Craigerson wrote: i did yomers previous roomate doggy style -_-;;

Male?

On December 12 2006 09:34 asdf2000 wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote:   On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid (generally)

you just blew my mind

On December 12 2006 09:54 Spambuckle wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 09:34 asdf2000 wrote:   On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote:   On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid (generally) you just blew my mind

well then I just hope you think with your brain
har

oh just too many things..

once I've returned home totally wasted and got a great idea to have a bath.. so I turn the water on and fall asleep on the floor.. flooded entire flat.

other time I went to the kitchen to take a morning piss (dunno why there) while my mom and sister were having breakfast..

I slept in random outside location many times..

funny stuff was when I drunk some strange mixture of vodka shrooms and gasoline and want walking through the near river.. trying to find some tree to lean on cause I wanted to piss badly..

sometimes I'm happy not to remember anything

"You know girl, its gonna take only 2 six packs to get to know you tonight "

whacked like 2 grams of coke in the parking lot of a strip club, i got lockjaw. But i smoked a blunt and it got better. All of this after drinking 3/4 bottle of bicardi 151.

o ive also fought a mailbox as well.

no more blow since that night, i got scurred.

k well some of this is kinda bad.. lets see

gave my $200 mobile to pay the shop for a burger, one of my friends was nearby and got it back for me

locked myself out of apartment sat on floor for a few hours to get back in

went out by myself drunk as fuck into a field and attacked all the traffic cones coz i heard a girl got raped, lost my flatmates keys in the process

drove drunk to my friends. drove high as fuck (slow and scared as fuck) from one part of the beach to the other to have another joint (some ppl dont think this is a big deal but weed pretty much destroys me). went out to new years carnival with 1 friend, parked in the school, got wasted as fuck then came back and tore the shit out of one of the school football fields doing handbreak turns and racing up and down, was talked about on the radio the next morning (apparently the school cameras werent working that particular night or i wudda been dead). then drove home like a ralley driver >_>

became an 'angry drunk' in the biggest club in the city one time, i can only remember looking up at the bouncers and crowd of people after they beat the fuck out of me, then apparently people tried to help me and i skitzed out coz i no idea what going on.

been thrown out of main club at home mebbe 60% of the time, for sleeping or for 'apparently' being too drunk (they are fucking tight ass shits there). and probably for smoking weed. one time they threw me out i had just had enough of their shit and went down, bounced my fist off a window then went to find a bottle to throw at them outside, but fell over on top of it and cut my hand up, went back and showed them and asked to come in and wash my hand but they barred me and came back with some scraggy tissue so i got even more pissed and wiped my blood all over the club window until the police arrived, then i went to the street and the police told me to 'move along' and i started saying im just gonna sit here and wait for my friends but they were utter assholes and i told them to shut up and listen to me and then some random guys came and dragged me away before i got arrested. another time i tried to get in with a huge bottle of vodka in my hand then they pushed me away and i went to back of the queue and tried to hide it in my avril lavigne trousers but they searched me and then threw me on the ground. blah

one time after got chucked out of the same club i took a bus to where i heard rumour that a friend might be, spent ages walking through the town screaming his name, paying to use ppls mobiles, then somehow got stuck in a field for like over an hour, the same fucking field i got electrocuted twice, tangled on barbed wire and fell headfirst through those massive clumps of stinging nettles, into a small river, twice. ended up crying in the middle of the field, dunno how i got out.

um. apparently my friend buggered off home the other day coz i was 'chasing after one of the little beggar girls' . lost my shoes that night, no fucking clue how. other nights ive been here (argentina) i 'think' i got into a fight once (bruised knuckles and body the next day, no memory), almost got robbed twice, got skanked once.

just before i came here we got trashed in my annex (mini house) and got film of me jumping up and down on a table, then my mom said the neighbour was going to call the police and i said 'its not my fault your neighbour is a dick' =(

failed to fuck a hooker. one time hooked up with my 15 yo loveslave in london, lost wallet, spent the night at random irish middleaged mans house, failed to fuck (the girl).

mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad. puked on stairs another time.

started crying over a girl i loved first time i ever got drunk she had to lead me away for a chat, huk.

rode a bike off a wall, chatted to the local member of parliment whist referring to him always as alan (partridge).

took a canoe from school and dragged my friend down the road hill on it about a mile away.

drank vomit. kissed several men, two gingers. and a fat middleaged woman

lots more ill come back

bah... thats it?

after the club closed i sprinted screaming back up a hill 50 metres and knocked this guy out with 1 punch coz he was starting on a girl i really fancied (but had never met). omg she was awesomely cute, jumped up and i span her round, peeps were like well i know who you're going home with tonight, then her massively huge scarey bouncerlike friend appeared and almost went crazy at me coz he misunderstood them then i was like k bye =s

lol good stuff ibsu

As for me.....
One time at my cousin's 18th birthday party I got so drunk I threw up in her backyard multple times. Then went in the bathroom, broke the shower door, and threw up some more (most of it landed in the toilet thankfully). Then I went back outside determined to make it home (I live like half a block away), but only got as far as the front lawn and collapsed there. Eventually got dragged back inside by someone and just lay on the staircase with comit drooling outa my mouth. Then they dragged me to the kitchen where I lay for a while, until my dad and other cousin came by and dragged me home. Had probably the worst hang over ever in my life the next day. Couldn't hold anything down till like 4 pm.

One time got drunk with a couple friends and we decided to walk to Ihop. On the way there my friend goes "i bet I could carry you on my back" or something like that. So naturally I jump on his back when he's not expecting it and he falls flat on his face and gets a huge cut above his eye.

One time me and my roommate were trippin balls on DXM. And I asked him to read me something, so instead of grabbing one of the handful of books lying around, he goes to this dresser and starts taking out all the drawers. By this time i'd forgetten about everything and was just walking around the apt staring at walls and stuff. Then I realize something's wrong, my friend is randomly and slowly taking out drawers and letting them bust on the floor and all the shit is spilling out and I'm like WTF are you doing? And niether of us really knew why he did it, it was mad funny.

Ya that's about it, nothing ridiculous. Guess my life's not too exciting.

Well this one time I was totally drinking alcohol and I drunk so much I couldn't even walk in a straight line OMGLOLZ

It was pretty wild

drink more

On December 12 2006 22:45 GoodKarma wrote: Well this one time I was totally drinking alcohol and I drunk so much I couldn't even walk in a straight line OMGLOLZ It was pretty wild

with black label?

these stories are funny as hell.. keep them coming

Drank beer and ate a LOT of good Filipino food all afternoon, then in the evening switched to shot after shot of Bacardi 151 and "icewater" (peppermint schnapps), and ate some more. It was the first time I got so ridiculously drunk, I didn't realize what it would be like. Started to feel not so good, started hanging out in the bathroom. Eventually erupted, puking several times in the toilet. Thought I was done, went for a walk outside, puked on the steps in front of my friend's mother. Friends drove me home to supervised apartments I was living in (I was 17), and I puked out of the window of the car a few times, with my poor friend, who we didn't think to give a window seat too, puking on the floor of our other friend's mom's car. (Anyone else ever puke out of the window of a car in motion? Feels great!) ...Puked in the bathroom a few times, kept getting out of bed to puke more. Eventually couldn't make it to the toilet, starting puking in the sink. Eventually I was too exhausted from getting up and I just puked out the window a few times, and the staff came and yelled at me in the morning for the puke on the front walk.

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On December 12 2006 15:31 Ibsu Bai Hui wrote: k well some of this is kinda bad.. lets see gave my $200 mobile to pay the shop for a burger, one of my friends was nearby and got it back for me locked myself out of apartment sat on floor for a few hours to get back in went out by myself drunk as fuck into a field and attacked all the traffic cones coz i heard a girl got raped, lost my flatmates keys in the process drove drunk to my friends. drove high as fuck (slow and scared as fuck) from one part of the beach to the other to have another joint (some ppl dont think this is a big deal but weed pretty much destroys me). went out to new years carnival with 1 friend, parked in the school, got wasted as fuck then came back and tore the shit out of one of the school football fields doing handbreak turns and racing up and down, was talked about on the radio the next morning (apparently the school cameras werent working that particular night or i wudda been dead). then drove home like a ralley driver >_> became an 'angry drunk' in the biggest club in the city one time, i can only remember looking up at the bouncers and crowd of people after they beat the fuck out of me, then apparently people tried to help me and i skitzed out coz i no idea what going on. been thrown out of main club at home mebbe 60% of the time, for sleeping or for 'apparently' being too drunk (they are fucking tight ass shits there). and probably for smoking weed. one time they threw me out i had just had enough of their shit and went down, bounced my fist off a window then went to find a bottle to throw at them outside, but fell over on top of it and cut my hand up, went back and showed them and asked to come in and wash my hand but they barred me and came back with some scraggy tissue so i got even more pissed and wiped my blood all over the club window until the police arrived, then i went to the street and the police told me to 'move along' and i started saying im just gonna sit here and wait for my friends but they were utter assholes and i told them to shut up and listen to me and then some random guys came and dragged me away before i got arrested. another time i tried to get in with a huge bottle of vodka in my hand then they pushed me away and i went to back of the queue and tried to hide it in my avril lavigne trousers but they searched me and then threw me on the ground. blah one time after got chucked out of the same club i took a bus to where i heard rumour that a friend might be, spent ages walking through the town screaming his name, paying to use ppls mobiles, then somehow got stuck in a field for like over an hour, the same fucking field i got electrocuted twice, tangled on barbed wire and fell headfirst through those massive clumps of stinging nettles, into a small river, twice. ended up crying in the middle of the field, dunno how i got out. um. apparently my friend buggered off home the other day coz i was 'chasing after one of the little beggar girls' . lost my shoes that night, no fucking clue how. other nights ive been here (argentina) i 'think' i got into a fight once (bruised knuckles and body the next day, no memory), almost got robbed twice, got skanked once. just before i came here we got trashed in my annex (mini house) and got film of me jumping up and down on a table, then my mom said the neighbour was going to call the police and i said 'its not my fault your neighbour is a dick' =( failed to fuck a hooker. one time hooked up with my 15 yo loveslave in london, lost wallet, spent the night at random irish middleaged mans house, failed to fuck (the girl). mm one time my mom came down in the morning and saw me face up on the floor with my eyes wide open and i didnt respond and she thought i was dead and started screaming (cant remember it), pretty bad. puked on stairs another time. started crying over a girl i loved first time i ever got drunk she had to lead me away for a chat, huk. rode a bike off a wall, chatted to the local member of parliment whist referring to him always as alan (partridge). took a canoe from school and dragged my friend down the road hill on it about a mile away. drank vomit. kissed several men, two gingers. and a fat middleaged woman lots more ill come back

If i ever come to england lets party. Just don't kiss me, im ginger.

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