What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk? - Page 3

well i consider my self a pretty good drinker, but i have a few bad stories...

one time my friend told me i couldnt jump off this guys porch, so i did, but i couldnt see the landing.. and it ended up being very far down so i broke my ankle when i landed..

another time my friends wanted me to take shots of dish soap, and bong water.. did that, almost shitted bubbles...

and the last thing i can think of, not really that bad but kinda cool.. i was on vacation in vancouver BC, and i got way shitty drunk at tonic, and ended up walking around downtown till i finally passed out in a bush over on the waterfront.. and if anyone knows vancouver, thats a really fuckin long walk.. but i dont really remember much...

oh and lets not forget what every guy does, thats really dumb when their drunk..
dancing.. and one night stands with members from the "b-team"

I was camping with some friends and just got hammmered and fell off a dock into a lake. So i borrowed some guys shorts that were too big for me and thats when my memory stops. Next thing i remember its morning and i'm standing out by the road and my face is bleeding, and i have no clue what happened.
Apparently a couple of my coked up buddies that were up all night collapsed my tent on me and i came outside just enraged and started 2 fights. Both times as soon as i started swinging the shorts i borrowed fell down cuz they were way too big and i wasnt wearing any boxers. So i got beat up with my pants down twice in front of a bunch of people. I didnt find my wallet or my gold chain till a week later and i was accusing everyone of stealing them... and i ruined my new cell phone when i fell in the lake.

Shittiest thing is one of the guys that kicked my ass had been a close friend of mine since i was 5 and I've barely talked to him since.

I drank a half gal of long island mix at my frat, blacked out and woke up in jail. I didn't know what happened until I went to court a week later and heard the police report while standing in front of everyone else in court coming straight from the judge's mouth.

So, my date and I were in the middle of the street, she was sitting on the ground talking on her phone while I had my thing out taking a piss right in front of her just in time for a cop to drive-by and see us. He drags us to the side of the road, and while I was begging him to let us go because I was on probation and we were both minors at the time, the cop looks down and notices I forgot to put my dick all the way back in my pants as I'm still pissing all over myself and getting some on the cop while I was at it... They let her go and took me to jail immediately where I came to about 5 hours later having no idea what happened.

blew up a cops mailbox with an m80, while he was home.

another time, i had promised my dad I would mow the lawn (very big lawn) the next morning, and I went to my friend's house and got really drunk. I got so drunk I threw up a bunch, and decided, in my stupidity, that there was no way I would be able to wake up in time to mow the lawn(It was like 4 am and I needed to be home at 7-8 am and was about to pass out), so I called my dad and had him pick me up to bring me back home so that I would be there in time to mow the lawn.

my dad actually did come pick me up, then when I got home I passed out and was horribly sick for like 2 days after that

another time, I took shrooms, and started to have a bad trip. at one point I was convinced that I was paralyzed, and also that my brain was "overheating" or something, so I kept having my friends bring me glasses of water. I drank like 10 full glasses of water over a 1-2 hour period.. and slowly my stomach hurt more and more. Eventually, since I couldn't get up cuz I thought I was paralyzed, I ended up peeing all over myself.

I thought I was going to die lolz. alot of crazy shit happened that time

i remember, while drinking glass after glass of water, asking my friend out loud "why am i drinking this water", and then pouring it all over myself and asking "why am i pouring this water all over myself".

On December 11 2006 09:30 GsOne wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though. Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do.

What? I drink my fair share (and probably others') of alcohol but I don't go bananas like some noob over it maybe a bit overly friendly towards the ladies but that's it.

I hardly drink to get drunk anymore.... just have a beer or 2 but I use to get drunk in high school but not really fucked up... I think I am more calm and harmless when I am drunk, I just talk alot of shit. I just sit back and watch my friends go at it..

I did freak out like asdf2000 once when smoking weed in a fucked up way.... it wasnt as bad but I totally know what he felt.

I felt like I am passing out... which i think i was about too, dehydrated... and I felt like my mouth and lungs were dirty and somehow I associated with cancer so I started gargolying and brushing my teeth....then I wanted to get the weed out of my system so I went out and breathed heavily which made more dizzy.... all this is in panic mode as I remeber...running around going to bathroom brushing teeth and gargolying salt water

it was a terrifying exprience but now that I think of it, its amusing really

lol travis that was pretty fucked up

On December 11 2006 23:53 NoDice wrote: Show nested quote + On December 11 2006 09:30 GsOne wrote:   On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though. Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do. What? I drink my fair share (and probably others') of alcohol but I don't go bananas like some noob over it maybe a bit overly friendly towards the ladies but that's it.

When I was in dubai we were sitting and drinking for like str8 10 hours and while we were at it sometimes I would just go and throw up in the bath room and come back to the table and start drinkin again!
There is no shame in gettin so drunk that you would throw up but whenever someone offers you a drink u HAVE to take it and finish it. That being said I assume you are either going out with a bunch of sisi's or u are a fag who needs to be beaten up by some drunk guy so you learn the ettique of drinkin

Yes, my bad, you have to make a complete fuck of yourself whenever you drink, I mean that's what it's there for. Nevermind just having a good time, no that's not enough, you have to get so shitfaced that you don't remember what even happened.

No, there is no shame in getting so drunk that you throw up, but it seems to be the norm for you in the way you talk, and anything less than a complete mindfuck of a drunkenness seems to be looked down upon by you. Which seems right on par for someone as sophisticated as yourself, calling someone you don't know a fag for handling alcohol better than your teenagey juvenile ass.

hey Cap, I think he narrowed it down...

When I get really high, I think of some crazy shit. Travis does this happen to you?

For example... last week my 2 friends and I smoked about 2 g's of dro, then played super smash bros. I was convinced that the game was acttually a real world in some other dimension, and everytime you played as a character and lost, that 'character' in the other realm died and was instantly replaced by a clone. It was fucking nuts. But also really fun.

i did yomers previous roomate doggy style -_-;;

On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends

you a bitch?
guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them?

On December 12 2006 03:27 NoDice wrote: Yes, my bad, you have to make a complete fuck of yourself whenever you drink, I mean that's what it's there for. Nevermind just having a good time, no that's not enough, you have to get so shitfaced that you don't remember what even happened. No, there is no shame in getting so drunk that you throw up, but it seems to be the norm for you in the way you talk, and anything less than a complete mindfuck of a drunkenness seems to be looked down upon by you. Which seems right on par for someone as sophisticated as yourself, calling someone you don't know a fag for handling alcohol better than your teenagey juvenile ass.

EXACTLY!

On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them?

yeah this always confuses me

like when girls say they need to "get laid"

girls don't get laid, they lay

guys get laid

Gave a donkey a rimjob.

College!

On December 12 2006 09:13 KingKory wrote: Gave a donkey a rimjob. College!

the things young boys will do to get into a fraternity these days

On December 12 2006 07:57 Spambuckle wrote: Show nested quote + On December 12 2006 06:33 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 11 2006 12:54 chris201322 wrote: got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends you a bitch? guys don't get "fucked" we fuck them? yeah this always confuses me like when girls say they need to "get laid" girls don't get laid, they lay guys get laid

actually, following the rules of the english language, it would be guys that lay and girls that get laid

(generally)