What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk? - Page 2

hint on my worst thing: i ended up in court

got freed, thnx for that

(obv not involved rape or something like that)

I also pissed out of a window from the 29th floor in me and ibsu's first apartment in Buenos Aires.

Thinking back on it its pretty scary cuz I was drunk as fuck and coulda fell down

haha, sounds like you had a good time.

secretly staying at my at the time gf for the night, then having her father knock on the door real hard because of the noise we were making. i had to jump outside in the snow almost naked, breaking my ankle on the way down and having to climb a fence with a limp to get the the bus station

This is not the dumbest thing I've done but its the latest dumbest thing.

For those of you who doesn't know I'm in Vancouver,BC and the capital city of the province is Victoria which is like 2 hour driving(and ferry) away. And they have the parliament building there in the middle of the downtown



So a frind came from US and we decided to go to victoria cause he wanted to see it. We went there and we went to a bar/restaurant and we started eating and drinkin and chuggin beers and stuff. After like 1-1.5hour I was up like 8 pints of beer and a couple of shots! And we were all drinkin including the driver!!! So after like 3 hours of being there everyone was super drunk and we diceded to go back to Vancouver. So while we were passing the parliament building in downtown the US guy said he wants to take a picture. And while he was doing so me and 2other friends started pissing AT the parliament buliding! I have no idea why no one caught us!


I was a student in Dubai,UAE for like 2 years and during those times we were goin to the bars alot and we used to do really really crazy shits back then. Like stealin the paintings from the lobby of some nice hotel or stealin chairs and tables at a KFC store(on a regular basis!) and tellin the manager to shut up while we were doin it. Ditching cops in highway chases and stuff like that to name a few. But UAE is diffrent than NorthAmerican. As long as you know the right people and you have money you can basically do whatever you want.

On December 10 2006 14:48 LNinja wrote: secretly staying at my at the time gf for the night, then having her father knock on the door real hard because of the noise we were making. i had to jump outside in the snow almost naked, breaking my ankle on the way down and having to climb a fence with a limp to get the the bus station

lol dumbest thing WHILE DRUNK. Still quite a funny story rofl

ok.

well im not sure if this is dumb or stupid but i've thrown up in my friend's car once thinking i was aiming at the white plastic bag he gave me, he told me a few days later when he found out i threw up in his car, thing is a really thought i was barfing in the bag.

i had to piss in a beer bottle while being in a moving car because my friend couldnt afford to stop the car and i really had to piss. i didnt really tell him, i just unzipped and did my thing. i think i missed the bottle for a few drops too.

buying a rose from a flower merchant romaing in the club trying to make a buck, and then giving it to a girl i liked at the time in front of all her friends and all my friends, that was horrible. but the worst part is when i did it again later that night.

i once opened the door of a moving car when sitting in the passenger seat, wasnt going too fast but it was moving, and just jumped out because i really needed to piss, my friends were freakin out but i really needed to piss and had been waiting to get to destination for too long

a reallly long time ago when my first girlfriend broke up with me and tore my heart apart by cheating on me, i had my friend drive me over to her house and i had pissed on the snow writing fuck you, except i ran out of piss and had to finish off the writing with my hands.

uhhh

theres one story i remember but it wasnt me, it was one of my friends he was really really drunk one night at a bar/coffee place and he had gone to the bathroom to throw up or something, but when he was gone for so long me and my friends started worrying about him so we went in to see, and saw that he was sitting on the bowl. and we found that he fell asleep while taking a shit.

jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc

haha, good read though.

Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl.

Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3

dunno what happened
woke up on a bridge the next day though.

completely drunk got angry at the world and decided to throw all the money that was in my pockets (didnt have wallet like 30$) into a gutter and climb a mountain

realized i was fucking tired and buzz wore off and dehydrated went back down got the money from the gutter and taxi'd back home

Flushed two ounce of OG Kush down the toilet cuz I thought cops were raiding my house.. (We were havin a party) But it was a neighbor bitchin cuz of noise

On December 10 2006 18:06 NoDice wrote: jesus christ, some of this is really fucked up. Am I the only one who doesn't do crazy shit while drunk? I never get blackouts, never get aggressive etc haha, good read though.

Guess you need to start drinking someday, then go back and tell us your story. Or bring friends to tell us (and you) what did you do.

high on shrooms
i bought my friend's drug-dealing-roommate's homework for $300

because I wanted to write something down

On December 10 2006 19:21 Baal wrote: Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl. Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3

whow, isn't a green like 15 yards across? it being 4+" think i would imagine it to weigh 1000 pounds. Or was this midget golf?

got fucked by one of my sisters girlfriends

that and tilting for about -150 playing some $50 HU matches on FT, after I went up several hundred in the 30's (oh why didnt i just quit >_< )

<3 LNinja

woke up on a bridge steve?

On December 11 2006 09:49 aseq wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 19:21 Baal wrote: Well i once were drinking with a friend in my summer house, we were wasted and we decided to visit the golf course and we ended up stealing the "green", yes the part where you use the putter... we took a knife, cutted the hole freaking thing and stole it like a grass carpet, its amazing it never tore or anything rofl. Ive definitely done more dangerous and crazy stuff while drunk, but i always giggle when i remember that one... who the fucks steals a "green" :3 whow, isn't a green like 15 yards across? it being 4+" think i would imagine it to weigh 1000 pounds. Or was this midget golf?

it was the smallest green of the course, its a particulary small one, and grass isnt that heavy

Ran outside at 4 am wearing only a pair of shorts in the middle of winter = Was locked outside of my apartment complex and couldnt wake anyone up to let me in