What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk? - Page 6

On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Heh, sick bump. I was at this bar quite a few years ago with my friends from school and we were all underage like 17 years old but were fortunate enough to look about 20 so it was pretty ez getting served J&B straight and Coronas every day. Anyway, we had been in there like almost every day after school. We were lucky back then because that place had just opened and they were serving fucking amazing food like squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth with goat cheese profiterolles and swordfish meatloaf with onion marmelade. Anyway, pretty standard as the weekend approached we arranged a limo for later and all got a little bit hammered for Craig McDermott's birthday. Several J&Bs at Barcadia later and we slide into the limo wearing our pin stripe Valentino suits on the way to Espace (approx 20 min drive from Barcadia). The ride was absolutely terrible as Evelyn kept buzzing in my ear and all i wanted to do was listen to the latest Robert Palmer track. I was on the verge of tears by the time we arrived at Espace since I was positive we wouldn't have a decent table. But we did and i remember relief washing over me in an awesome wave. We had some nice sushi/seafood and a lot of Sake and of course more J&B for me. Unfortunately after like half an hour Craig gets really fucking sick and we have to call it off early. Some of the group stayed at the sushi place and i catch a taxi to meet with Paul at Texarkana which is this fucking amazing BBQ/seafood restaurant. We order more J&B, Corono and double absolute Martini's and barely touch the food laying there then after about an hour we head back to my place for some more drinks. Paul had already had quite a few drinks and cant head home in this state so it was pretty standard. We finally arrive back at my place via taxi and head into the living room for some more drinks. I pop on my favourite Huey lewis track (Hip to be square) and gradually button my raincoat. Why the raincoat? Well, It didn't take me long to realise how much i actually hate Paul. I pick up my splitting Axe from behind the sofa and ecstatically launch it into his skull. Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

right...

lol every time i c multi paragraph ramblings i start reading the first word in every line to c if its a song i know

i am now more stupider for having read that

my god i'm never going to tell lol

2nd worst would be kissing w/ not so hot girl :O
my consciousness woke up ( i had a black out but apparently i was walking and talking like a normal person ) in the middle of kissing, but the party was soon over and in the end she asked do i want her number i said i dont have anything to write ( with my cell in my pants ) then she asked me my number i said i don't remember :D:D

driving around with a loaded shotgun

On September 04 2008 22:15 NighTLesS15 wrote: rolled a bowling ball down tuscany hills, which is like a massive hill, and it went thru the new kfc they were building...

That's pretty epic!

mmm many new stores.

I crashed my mom's Audi into a huge curb, i think i fell asleep, so a bypassing pick-up towes me out of the curb before the police arrives but as soon as im starting to get out they arrive so i bribe them for $200 which was all the cash i had, and they wanted more so i started to get violent pushing the cop and they decided it would be better to bail with $200 than to brawl with a drunken guy so they let me go.

I had the super plan of just returning the car to my house and claiming that i didnt even notice about the damaged front, that probably somebody crashed it when i was parked, but then my GF saw the car and she pointed out that the car was absolutely demolished with hoses hanging all over the place so my plan wasnt that cunning.


Another one we went to a rave but 2 of our female friends decided to sleep in the car cuz they were wasted, so after a couple of hours we return to the car and the cops are sneaking around the car and we are like "whats the problem", they were acting really weird and they said sombody reported a suspicious car.. anyway they left and it turns out they stole the girl's cellphones and cash so we decided to chase them down, but they were gone long ago so in the middle of the night we found a parked police car with nobody inside so we were gong to take revenge on those cops so we broke its windows, punctured the tires and peed in the seats rofl.

you got some corrupt cops there baal

On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

this will def not get enough love

well done,

mr. bateman

On September 05 2008 02:44 Baal wrote: mmm many new stores. I crashed my mom's Audi into a huge curb, i think i fell asleep, so a bypassing pick-up towes me out of the curb before the police arrives but as soon as im starting to get out they arrive so i bribe them for $200 which was all the cash i had, and they wanted more so i started to get violent pushing the cop and they decided it would be better to bail with $200 than to brawl with a drunken guy so they let me go. I had the super plan of just returning the car to my house and claiming that i didnt even notice about the damaged front, that probably somebody crashed it when i was parked, but then my GF saw the car and she pointed out that the car was absolutely demolished with hoses hanging all over the place so my plan wasnt that cunning. Another one we went to a rave but 2 of our female friends decided to sleep in the car cuz they were wasted, so after a couple of hours we return to the car and the cops are sneaking around the car and we are like "whats the problem", they were acting really weird and they said sombody reported a suspicious car.. anyway they left and it turns out they stole the girl's cellphones and cash so we decided to chase them down, but they were gone long ago so in the middle of the night we found a parked police car with nobody inside so we were gong to take revenge on those cops so we broke its windows, punctured the tires and peed in the seats rofl.

lol mexico

8D

On September 04 2008 21:04 bane wrote: wtf happend iop

I had just moved up to Stockholm with a friend from the south of Sweden. We came to Stockholm the night between tuesday and wednesday. We woke up around noon on wednesday and started drinking some beer that we had bought the day before. A friend came with a crate of beer as a "welcome to stockholm" -present. After basically drinking beer and watching the recap from Swedens World Cup Bronze medal '94 in the US we decided it was time for us to go out. I had gotten money from my dad to pay the rent and food and so forth for the first couple of months. Off we went to a nightclub where a friend worked, the next thing I can remember was that I had orderd a couple of bottles of champagne, and suddenly I woke up on my apartment floor. I looked at my body, and it was all red, sort of like blood but more like ketchup. I look at the bed which is empty, and go out to my living room - I see 2 random girls in the bed sofa and another friend. I tried to remember what had happened but I had no idea, and blamed my friend who worked at the nightclub, that the other host at the nightclub drugged me.

Lets fast forward a couple of weeks, a bunch of friends were visiting Stockholm and we decided to go out. Once again I meet this friend of my friend that worked as a host, and after a long evening I woke up the next morning trying to remember what had happened. Still not knowing what had happened the night before, I tried to find some of the clothes I was wearing..
Apparently I had given some of my clothes: sweater etc to a homeless person, and if that wasnt enough he had also gotten my subway card for that month. Obviously I blame this guy again since I had met him, and he obviously drugged me.

Fast forward another 2 weeks, and now this is when the picture comes into play. A bunch of friends from work came to my place, like 5 guys and 5 girls who I hadnt gone out with before. So we start drinking and having a good time. Now this is what I've been told by my room mate since I don't remember anything beyond this point.

[i]So we are all ready to leave for the nightclub and everyone is out of the door on their way out, except for Chris (me). So John (my room mate) went inside to look for me and I was lying on the sofa by myself drinking the rest of the "bag in box" ( a wine box with 3l of wine = 4 bottles of wine). So after drinking a whole box and a couple of beers we head out to the nightclub. I got in and stayed in there for about 2 minutes before a security guard told me I had to leave, my friend who was the host at that club tried reasoning with him but he compromised and said that I should go out for a few minutes and drink some water. I remember being outside of the club telling people to fuck off and asked my room mate to give me my money, I also remember standing inside 7Eleven buying a "skagen sandwich. Next memory is that I have a guy infront of me saying I'm bleeding all over my face and that I should go to the hospital, next memory is me being in a ambulance, and the next memory after that is having a doctor stich my face (above my eyebrow). So a mild concussion, a tooth knocked out, 4 stiches and a swollen face I realized that it wasnt the guy that had drugged me, it was just me.

so who beat you up ?

On September 05 2008 04:39 SugoGosu wrote: you got some corrupt cops there baal

If cops vanished in mexico our crime rate would be much lower, and im serious.

On September 05 2008 04:42 bagnus wrote: Show nested quote + On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people. this will def not get enough love well done, mr. bateman

i THOUGHT it was an American Psycho reference, but it didn't quite fit the movie. Maybe the book? I haven't read it.

On September 05 2008 05:35 Baal wrote: so who beat you up ?

I still dont know what happened, I have a memory before and after just no idea what happened, what I do know is that I had all my belongings, so I wasnt robbed. I probably was being a cocky bastard.

lal Baal this is absolutely sick cops here are pretty corrupt too but things aint that bad

anyway dumbest thing hm... its not something epic or etc just hooked up with some ugly girl coz i was bored

and the other preeeetty dumb thing after i was already pretty drunk i decided its best to drink some vodka+beer followed by 3 hours stay in the toilet

after a wedding, woke up in a random house where a chinese lady in the 50s gave me some kind of lemon-elixir on her couch in her apartment

could'nt remember how i got there, or what i did afterwards, but that shit woke me up.

hope nothing happend.

Stole some extremely rare and expensive musical equipment with a friend setting of alarms everywhere, got home and realised that we only had one of everything and couldn't agree on how to split it, so went back that night and did it again, this time taking some additional fire extinguishers and foaming everything on the way home. How I got away with this I will never know.

Hmm. . . This one night me and some friends were drinking over at another friends apartment. After I'd had about 6-7 beers someone decided it would be awesome to bring out a fifth of Captain and see who could drink the most. After that I ended up outside wearing a two piece dress with my friend Scott who had his shirt off yelling at oncoming traffic. I don't remember too much of the rest of the night except that I had been showing off my balls to everyone while I was getting ready to pass out on the couch. I woke up in the morning on the floor and soaked in my own piss. I had pissed over her blanket, her tablecloth, her deck of cards, her floor and worst of all her fucking dress. So I freaked out and grabbed her keys and her laundry detergent and went stumbling through the building looking for the laundry room. Finally found it, started a load. Then went to the gas station and bought her some new cards. To this day she still thinks I just spilled beer all over everything.

On September 05 2008 05:53 vltava wrote: Show nested quote + On September 05 2008 04:42 bagnus wrote:   On September 04 2008 22:49 ggplz wrote: Now that I think about it, it was a good night, I just had to kill a LOT of people. this will def not get enough love well done, mr. bateman i THOUGHT it was an American Psycho reference, but it didn't quite fit the movie. Maybe the book? I haven't read it.

haha, all the meals/drinks are from the movie as well as the locations/names and many lines too lol