need karma, copy song

what hand did you have when you open-shoved just before you left that table

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pick me douchebag

hey, i am interested esp. as i added fullring to what i play. pick me because i'm cool to talk to and a "good student". i also recently met your exroomie whitewhale

6max ssnl on pokerstars (the clêaner)
i would also like to improve my HU and FR game, cause it´s pretty terrible.

O right info

I play 2/4 to 5/10 and have a pretty shitty winrate would like to make it 3ptbb like yours~

plzplzpzlpzlz if u choos me i'll give 3 free coaching hours. that would be triple karma for you!

O right info

I have loads of karma to transfer

should be enough info

heres a buddha, he issues out good karma and hes cool with drinkin, smokin weed, gamblin and sex.

hahahhahah nolan's worst run of career = breaking even for two month LOLLLLLLLL sky is falling!!!!

Meh, I'd like it but I mean, I play NL10 right now, a limit that can be beaten without the godly poker knowledge of you. But good luck to those in like NL50-NL200 :O

BTW I"forgot to add i'm included in the application. If u pick me i'll owe u a freeroll u to the sickest night in aruba in end of 2012 when the world is collapsing. i'll be throwing my life roll so it would be epic. looking to have 20sluts and all type of crazy drugs worth of tens of millions of dollar. please put me into consideration. thanks

On November 20 2010 07:42 wobbly_au wrote: plzplzpzlpzlz if u choos me i'll give 3 free coaching hours. that would be triple karma for you!

says the guy who outplays me like 40x a day.

fk u wobble

also that reminds me. all picked people will also be invited to the end of the world party in aruba dec 2012, only rule is you have to bring all your life roll and spend it all before world ends.

lol

lolol what an awesome party that will be

obv me.. i'm your favorite serb lol

i call

On November 20 2010 09:02 nolan wrote: also that reminds me. all picked people will also be invited to the end of the world party in aruba dec 2012, only rule is you have to bring all your life roll and spend it all before world ends.

spooky you guys keep mentioning the end of the world party, cause my birthday is december 21st.

Improve your karma aloooooooooooooot sweatting just 1 sess with me.
Im in a really soft site that i should be allready crushing and im having probs vs passive fish :<
was canditate in panorama's , tom's and andrew's coaching sessions contest and got none
so picking me will be like +9999999999999 karma!

im playing nl100 and nl200 mainly 6m
stars and in eurodonk site.
pick me pretty please>.<

On November 20 2010 09:59 Dogan0s wrote: Improve your karma aloooooooooooooot sweatting just 1 sess with me. Im in a really soft site that i should be allready crushing and im having probs vs passive fish :< was canditate in panorama's , tom's and andrew's coaching sessions contest and got none so picking me will be like +9999999999999 karma! im playing nl100 and nl200 mainly 6m stars and in eurodonk site. pick me pretty please>.<

This really is like 3x karma rofl

me nolan one time. im on a 6k downswing so karma will be bestowed upon you like no other.

im only slightly retarded so i will comprehend most of everything you teach.

i will light up an honorary fatty and smoke it too.

NL25/50 player here. just looking for an established, winning player who will be willing to give me some honest feedback and criticism about my game. i won't beg for long term coaching, staking or other sorts of elaborate deals. this hour of charity is already more opportunity than i can really ask for. i've worked hard over the last year to develop my game and i feel like i am on my way to being successful. i take poker seriously and i take other people's volunteered time seriously as well. if chosen i will not only attend the 2012 end of the world party in aruba with my liferoll and an array of exotic drugs, but i will bring a plethora of beautiful english-speaking asian women who enjoy partying and throwing down in epic proportions (pics if necessary). hell if i could just get an invite without the coaching that would be straight too. dec 2012 is just flat out going to be EPIC.

^LOL this blog is becoming epic

On November 20 2010 10:46 [sK] wrote: NL25/50 player here. just looking for an established, winning player who will be willing to give me some honest feedback and criticism about my game. i won't beg for long term coaching, staking or other sorts of elaborate deals. this hour of charity is already more opportunity than i can really ask for. i've worked hard over the last year to develop my game and i feel like i am on my way to being successful. i take poker seriously and i take other people's volunteered time seriously as well. if chosen i will not only attend the 2012 end of the world party in aruba with my liferoll and an array of exotic drugs, but i will bring a plethora of beautiful english-speaking asian women who enjoy partying and throwing down in epic proportions (pics if necessary). hell if i could just get an invite without the coaching that would be straight too. dec 2012 is just flat out going to be EPIC.

seemed sincere till the party thing and the english speaking asian women. coz they dont exist.

im not on a downswing and my winrate is decent, but i just started adding 2 fullring tables to my usual session and i think aj is getting annoyed answering all my questions

On November 20 2010 10:58 wobbly_au wrote: Show nested quote + On November 20 2010 10:46 [sK] wrote: NL25/50 player here. just looking for an established, winning player who will be willing to give me some honest feedback and criticism about my game. i won't beg for long term coaching, staking or other sorts of elaborate deals. this hour of charity is already more opportunity than i can really ask for. i've worked hard over the last year to develop my game and i feel like i am on my way to being successful. i take poker seriously and i take other people's volunteered time seriously as well. if chosen i will not only attend the 2012 end of the world party in aruba with my liferoll and an array of exotic drugs, but i will bring a plethora of beautiful english-speaking asian women who enjoy partying and throwing down in epic proportions (pics if necessary). hell if i could just get an invite without the coaching that would be straight too. dec 2012 is just flat out going to be EPIC. seemed sincere till the party thing and the english speaking asian women. coz they dont exist.

glad to see at least the array of exotic drugs is not in question

I've been playing a bit of PLO .25 recently and have been doing far better than I ever did with NLH. This December I have a whole month off school so I'm going to try and play a lot more than I have been. I already can see the progress I've made in getting better since I first started PLO but I think a sweat session could be very helpful in terms of having someone else question my play. Dunno what kind of timeline you want to do this over but I'm hoping to switch over to PLO .50 soon once I get rolled for it. And I figure the coaching might be more helpful at that stake.

pick me!
this would be one hell of a motivation to start playing again
i havent played a single hand in 4 months

plus we used to play against the same ppl, this could be usefull
do it for one of those runner runners u used to hit vs me after floating! =D

i'm one sexy banana-filled cream-puff. would like some coaching from you, but sadly, my roll is shot to shit and it's useless trying to get coached while playing anything under nl50.

as such. you're a bastard for not doing this at a different point in time while i'm playing my normal stakes.

the pox on you nolan, the pox on you

edit: sneezing panda.

i need a sweat .. im playing 6max low stakes rush

pick me. you'll run good after.

don't pick me
i hate douchebags

sweat me

pick me. i play fullring mostly nl200, some nl400 and ive played a little bit of nl600.

andrewsong picked me and won 20k in 1200 hands.

i play nl200 6max, been playing for a while now. really want to get better.

free coaching would be awesome esp from you.

Yo man I'd really like a session. I have a great coach who's improved my game a ton and given me new perspective, so I'm feeling strong and confident. I'd probably a get ton out of bouncing thoughts off of you and then being able to later discuss them with my fulltime coach. I just moved up to nl100 and I'm on the top of a heater that has most likely cemented me from having to move down again as well, so my mind is really open right now

Playing NL50 6 max Pokerstars. Trying to elevate my game. Any help would be appreciated.

On November 20 2010 15:50 joLin wrote: pick me. i play fullring mostly nl200, some nl400 and ive played a little bit of nl600. andrewsong picked me and won 20k in 1200 hands.

that karma was obv me. play the same games.. + im australian and talk funny sif you wouldnt pick me. seriously.

NL25
6max (will play FR off and on)
been farting around nl25/nl50 for a year and a half, and had been playing nl2-nl10 like shit for a year prior =p

pick me. but only cuz i want in on the party.

you know where to find me.

also if you stopped being as asshole for once you might start runnin good again!

salt lick when you get back fucker. <3

i dont play poker anymore. revive my poker zest and it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. guaranteeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would you sweat plol?

On November 20 2010 09:59 Dogan0s wrote: Improve your karma aloooooooooooooot sweatting just 1 sess with me. Im in a really soft site that i should be allready crushing and im having probs vs passive fish :< was canditate in panorama's , tom's and andrew's coaching sessions contest and got none so picking me will be like +9999999999999 karma! im playing nl100 and nl200 mainly 6m stars and in eurodonk site. pick me pretty please>.<

HELLO MALAKA KEPHTA, IP ICK U

NL50 - NL100 / ipoker. not sure it's possible though since im half-deaf, but worth a try ;p

spasticink wins

i sweat you eternally if you play higher than me whatever i sweat you anyways best jam fucking ever i bump that shit in my lex errday on broadway fee lme

On November 21 2010 02:31 nolan wrote: Show nested quote + On November 20 2010 09:59 Dogan0s wrote: Improve your karma aloooooooooooooot sweatting just 1 sess with me. Im in a really soft site that i should be allready crushing and im having probs vs passive fish :< was canditate in panorama's , tom's and andrew's coaching sessions contest and got none so picking me will be like +9999999999999 karma! im playing nl100 and nl200 mainly 6m stars and in eurodonk site. pick me pretty please>.< HELLO MALAKA KEPHTA, IP ICK U

OMG im gonna teach more malaka XDDDDD i pmed.

rebuilding at 10NL 6max at euro site. playing over a year and having those million dollar dreams

thewh00sel. Cuz i suck at online cash games.

o shit how did I miss this.
what thewh00sel said (after his name though)