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Guillaume   Peru. Dec 24 2008 05:05. Posts 272

Pedofloofy has born.

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 07:37. Posts 10663


  On December 24 2008 04:05 Guillaume wrote:
Pedofloofy has came out in public.


fyp.

I did mention it first time in the first 20 pages yo ;D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Dec 24 2008 08:08. Posts 1760

so you never can come. Tell about your precious girlfriend... has she has an orgasm yet? Did you lick her pussy or somthing?

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 08:21. Posts 10663


  On December 24 2008 07:08 Royal_Rumble wrote:
so you never can come. Tell about your precious girlfriend... has she has an orgasm yet? Did you lick her pussy or somthing?



He did touch her once through her panties, but they were wet so (his words, not mine) he "insta-pulled back, obv."

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 11:32. Posts 8708


  On December 24 2008 07:08 Royal_Rumble wrote:
so you never can come. Tell about your precious girlfriend... has she has an orgasm yet? Did you lick her pussy or somthing?



ive already told about this
she always come, except when i limp too fast
no never licked it, but i fingered it a little

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Loco   Canada. Dec 24 2008 11:38. Posts 20963

so anyway, what did you buy her for christmas?

i just want you to say you didn't buy your g/f anything for the lulz, please do it

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 13:00. Posts 8708

i think ill bring her to some restaurant for chrismas
well like the 26 or something cuz i wont be with her for chrismas....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

fakeshaver   United States. Dec 24 2008 13:20. Posts 1313


  On December 24 2008 12:00 Floofy wrote:
i think ill bring her to some restaurant for chrismas
well like the 26 or something cuz i wont be with her for chrismas....




and tell her that if she makes u cum u will buy her desert too


Baalim   Mexico. Dec 24 2008 13:37. Posts 34250


  On December 24 2008 12:20 fakeshaver wrote:
Show nested quote +




and tell her that if she makes u cum u will buy her desert too


lol winner

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Svenman87   United States. Dec 24 2008 14:12. Posts 4636

how about you masturbate in front of her? and right before you're about to cum... have her give you head xD
I think you're just mindfucking yourself out of any pleasure, you're overthinking "I NEED TO CUM FFS!" that it'll never happen.
Just jack off into her mouth and then it'll be smooth sailing sir.


p.s. where did yugless go? I think we scared her off of this thread.... xD


Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 14:18. Posts 10663

I think it's hilarious that she's still blaming the girl. I mean as long as the girl provides a nice moist hole you can slip it into, it should be enough to make him cum. I mean c'mon. It probably doesn't qualify as good sex that way, but there's something wrong with Floofy (maybe [probably] [one of ]the reason[s] is the poor technique, which he obviously has).

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 14:21. Posts 8708

the bed is like, VERY low on the ground, and i dont like missionnary much my cock is always slipping out of her, and its like fucking long to put it in (she has mad trouble putting it in, especialy with a condom)

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 14:22. Posts 8708

btw why the fuck is this a sticky topic?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 24 2008 14:33. Posts 13829

why the hell is your cock slipping out.. I mean... wtf

why am I talking about this but seriously. wat.


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 24 2008 14:44. Posts 8915

I really fail to see the point to this relationship,you arent attracted to her on any level and you arent even enjoying the sex, why keep doing it for the sake of doing it? this all just seems so stupid...

 Last edit: 24/12/2008 14:46

Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 14:49. Posts 8708

#1 i get to play poker on her computer that actually has a stable connection, unlike mine that always drops for no reasons
#2 i get plenty of massages, and blowjobs. ok the blowjobs arent superb but its better than nothing
#3 i feel "loved" which give me maybe a little self esteem
#4 experience i guess. simply spending time doing social activities with ppl is good for me, and i actually enjoy spending time playing games with them

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 24 2008 14:50. Posts 34250


  On December 24 2008 13:21 Floofy wrote:
the bed is like, VERY low on the ground, and i dont like missionnary much my cock is always slipping out of her, and its like fucking long to put it in (she has mad trouble putting it in, especialy with a condom)



errr im sure you are not aware of this but 90% of the time its the man who puts the penis in..........

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Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 14:51. Posts 8708

90% of the time shes on top.....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Dec 24 2008 14:53. Posts 1760


  On December 24 2008 13:50 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



errr im sure you are not aware of this but 90% of the time its the man who puts the penis in..........


in missionary... definitely. while riding, girl usually sticks it in.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

WhenICanIWill   United States. Dec 24 2008 15:44. Posts 473

i've never had a girl ride me for more than like 5 minutes before getting tired, sounds like you got a hell of a girl who is trying really hard to please you. and if your dick is so big why do you keep falling out in missionary?

just have fun fucking your girl dude, try some different positions. you don't seem to understand, no girl sucks a dick for that long. try licking pussy for 10 minutes and see how tired your fucking tongue gets. how can you demand that she sucks your dick for so long when you have never licked her pussy? and on top of that you make her do all the work during sex?

also you are soooooooo amazingly stupid for not using a condom.


  On December 23 2008 20:50 Floofy wrote:
also she swore her 3 EX bf always had condoms and she got tested 7 months ago her family confirmed


you asked her family if she has been tested for std's? god you're a fucking asshole. how low does this girl's self esteem have to be to take all this shit from you. i hope you realize that any girl worth having would never put up with this.


  On December 23 2008 20:50 Floofy wrote:
so she went for like 40 min or something, but the poor girl didnt suceed.


she sucked cock for 40 MINUTES and shes the one who didn't succeed?

 Last edit: 24/12/2008 16:10

 
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