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Loco   Canada. Dec 21 2008 10:29. Posts 20963

I hope you get sexual anhedonia floofy you deserve it

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 21 2008 10:34. Posts 10663

Pretty sure Ugly stupid nerd was just doing it wrong (or not doing it at all) altho I do agree that he'd deserve to have this condition mentioned above.

Question that sides the subject a bit. Multiple male orgasms. How to do it? Heard it's possible, but do you have to have some genetic defect or can you actually practice for that? I'm too lazy to google and I'm sure all the StarCraft dawgs get so much pussay, someone must know the secrets to this.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 21/12/2008 10:37

brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 21 2008 11:32. Posts 1708

so is he dead yet?

Heat......EXTEND 

Loco   Canada. Dec 21 2008 11:38. Posts 20963


  On December 21 2008 09:34 Muhweli wrote:
Pretty sure Ugly stupid nerd was just doing it wrong (or not doing it at all) altho I do agree that he'd deserve to have this condition mentioned above.

Question that sides the subject a bit. Multiple male orgasms. How to do it? Heard it's possible, but do you have to have some genetic defect or can you actually practice for that? I'm too lazy to google and I'm sure all the StarCraft dawgs get so much pussay, someone must know the secrets to this.



If you were really good at masturbating you would already have the answer to that question!

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Fayth    Canada. Dec 21 2008 12:00. Posts 10085

i guess i suck at masturbating =(

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 21 2008 12:04. Posts 10663


  On December 21 2008 10:38 Loco wrote:
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If you were really good at masturbating you would already have the answer to that question!



Ya well, I figured LP.net's full of "good masturbators" and the "Starcraft dawgs get so much pussay" had a hint of sarcasm in it.

So, I figure you, being a pro at this, know the answer - why not just tell me instead of gloating with your knowledge of self-satisfying?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Fayth    Canada. Dec 21 2008 12:09. Posts 10085

i can't figure out how the fact that we played starcraft makes us less likely to get pussy now ?

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 21 2008 12:35. Posts 11385

i dunno what you mean by multiple orgasms but i can get off multiple times during sex it's like my best skill in the bedroom besides foreplay probably.

WHAT IS THIS 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 21 2008 13:49. Posts 34250


  On December 21 2008 11:09 Fayth wrote:
i can't figure out how the fact that we played starcraft makes us less likely to get pussy now ?



well as a community as a whole that is nerdy it obv decreases the chances of getting pussy, not personally but as a whole, for example floofy is bringing our numbers down.

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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 21 2008 13:50. Posts 10663


  On December 21 2008 11:09 Fayth wrote:
i can't figure out how the fact that we played starcraft makes us less likely to get pussy now ?



Fair enough. But saying that each of us ex-sc nerds have experience in the art of masturbation isn't far fetched.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Dec 21 2008 16:28. Posts 1848


  On December 21 2008 12:50 Muhweli wrote:
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Fair enough. But saying that each of us ex-sc nerds have experience in the art of masturbation isn't far fetched.


LIES!


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Dec 21 2008 16:56. Posts 1760

reaching for the 300th page of LOG... the floofsters epic struggle continues. 6k posts and counting!

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 21 2008 16:57. Posts 9634


  On December 21 2008 09:34 Muhweli wrote:
Question that sides the subject a bit. Multiple male orgasms. How to do it? Heard it's possible, but do you have to have some genetic defect or can you actually practice for that? I'm too lazy to google and I'm sure all the StarCraft dawgs get so much pussay, someone must know the secrets to this.


The secret in that is u start licking ur girl touching her boobs then go lower with ur hands ... now grab her big dick ......


FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Dec 21 2008 17:04. Posts 1848

I'm not even sure if I have a penis, to be honest. I have no idea what Muhweli is talking about. Art of Masturbation? What?

 Last edit: 21/12/2008 17:07

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 21 2008 17:22. Posts 10663


  On December 21 2008 16:04 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
I'm not even sure if I have a penis, to be honest.



I bet that's what she said.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Dec 21 2008 17:31. Posts 1848

Ouch, dude. Very ouch.


Svenman87   United States. Dec 21 2008 19:11. Posts 4636

how to have mutiple orgasms as a guy? wtf kind of question is that?

step 1) have orgasm
step 2) wait a few minutes
step 3) have orgasm
repeat as many times as you can keep it up


e-z



also if you want to last longer... I suggest anti-depressants :D


Muhweli   Finland. Dec 22 2008 01:47. Posts 10663


  On December 21 2008 18:11 Svenman87 wrote:
how to have mutiple orgasms as a guy? wtf kind of question is that?

step 1) have orgasm
step 2) wait a few minutes
step 3) have orgasm
repeat as many times as you can keep it up



lol, duh. "I didn't know that".
I was under the impression that it is possible to go without breaks in between.
And with breaks, I can probably keep it up until I die of exhaustion or starvation anyway, so that ain't the problem.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 22 2008 01:54. Posts 11385

i go without breaks.

pull it out cum, wipe it off to ensure no kids and keep pumping.

WHAT IS THISLast edit: 22/12/2008 01:54

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 22 2008 01:55. Posts 10663

So given infinite hand strength, you could masturbate forever without ever stopping?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

 
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