Looks or Game? - Page 306

if i was serious about this relationship i would move with her, shes more than willing

but wtf im not serious about living my life with a deficient person that is not even attractive enough to make me cum

btw main reason i left today isnt only the fat dude, its also to dodge the shopping lol

what about future girls you date? a lot of the girls you will meet who are your age or younger are still living with their parents, do you plan on hanging out at their parents house all the time? wouldn't it be way better if you had an apartment?

def true.....
ill think about it

yea w/o living at your own place its super hard to hook up with girls, and girls arent very impressed.. how are you going to tell them you play poker and are good but are like 21 or something and still live with your parents?
get your own place and the sex will come alot easier

If this fat guy keeps disrespecting you you are going to have to confront him or the girl will lose respect for you. Worst possible situation is she dumps you so you have to avoid that. Next time he's running his mouth about you waking up late or using the computer or whatever tell him to do something about it or stfu.

On December 23 2008 21:41 Floofy wrote: yestreday was funny the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$ ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them. but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down she was SOOO mad it was hilarious

On December 30 2008 00:53 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 29 2008 23:25 Shenny wrote: personally, I'd like to know more about this weird creepy guy that sits around in his underwear. ok more info about him...... he had an accident which cause his fatness. before he was "normal" he always talks about sex and make jokes about it which gets annoying he has some weird mushroom on his skin at some places. he once complained that when there are many people at his place, hes forced to sleep with the 12yo and hes "not made from wood" and is therefore forced to sleep opposite of her..... he is about to die from lung problems cuz he smokes a tons hes insanely ugly

Wait.... wat?


Alright, I think I know what's going on here now. Floofy is extremely insane and all of these characters are complete figments of his imagination and none of this is real even if he thinks it is.

On December 30 2008 00:38 Floofy wrote: so obv i got sex that night

Yup, cuz nothing is hotter than fighting with a 12yo and a fat ugly dude defending the kid.

they planned to go eat at some chinese restaurant the next day if they get their check. they werent sure wether they would get it monday or the day after. my gf was suposed to pay for me.

That sounds nice - I mean considering their wealthy financial situation, it's only fitting that they pay for you too.

so anyways, next morning, i wake up hearing the fat dude complain about how i get up late (11 pm) and shit. so i kinda ignore this, and go on computer. then obv, he complains about me playing on computer. then my gf and 12yo ask if i can drive them to drugstore to buy some peperoni or something, so i say NO (fat dude asked me to be direct, there i am). the 12yo start crying and shit, and the fat dude tell her, well little girl, what do you want me to do??? i cant fight him that doesnt make sense, i cant force him to drive you there. he then complains about how im not driving them there on purpose

You're totally out-alphaing the fat dude by acting like a petty 12yo.
And I mean seriously - you're not only abusing the kid by promising her shit you aren't going to do by now you're making her cry too after providing you with so many fun times!

so anyways i eat at the restaurant, get the girl back at her retarded house, and leave.

Made me chuckle a little.

he wants me to stop betting with the 12yo

Shit! You gotta break up!!

fuck off i want to break up eventually this is getting pathetic. but she owes me 68$ (i paid for the chrimas gift she gave me cuz she had to wait for her check, but shes gonna pay me back)

Sounds like you're in a sexless(?) relationship with the fat dude and the girl is just your mistress.

Plus, stop blaming the girls looks. The problem is you - you, and only you.

Also, stop coming up with arbitrary numbers on how long you did it since they can in no way be true or you're practicing some weird tantric snail-paced sex.

Oh, did I mention the problem is you. I don't even see how her looks could be the problem when you're doing it in the dark. And whether she was ugly or not, still shouldn't have anything to do with the friction generated while giving it to her doggy style without a condom. I mean c'mon. Can't really be the looseness of the vag either or are you saying her mouth is also too loose?

The nature of your problem is most likely psychological if you can in fact cum by some wankage. Question: Do you go home to wank at some porn after having sex with her to finally cum or have you given up on that all together? Note that this is in fact mostly a rhetorical question.

Actually, doggystyle is usually recommended to those who cum too fast, because it takes longer to cum in that position. Not recommended for anyone with anxiety or other sexuality problems (like lack of attraction due to massive ego).

Other unrelated note: Floofy, you're a pumpous, pathetic, disturbing individual. Despite being full of fail, you still think you're the shit and perhaps you don't even notice people here mocking you (which is something I don't want to do, but you should wake up). One day it'll all hit you in the face and you'll realize you were only pretending in your whole life. Have fun with that.

On December 29 2008 23:55 masterfrywad wrote: Show nested quote + On December 29 2008 22:57 Loco wrote: can you guys stop with the pedo shit already? they've been way too overused and aren't funny anymore. floofy hasn't mentioned or shown any sexual interest in the 12yo, neither directly nor indirectly - he just enjoyed playing games with the kids there for god sake... yall know how much of a nerd he is of course he'll enjoy playing video games with whoever is having fun playing with him. and you know i'm right because if it ever had any truth to it, we would be much more serious about it instead of joking about it, it's becoming annoying now with the bandwagoners who actually think it's true. i'm not on the side of Ugly stupid nerd but for god sake drop it already. more updates floofsies i don't think he is a pedo but he is definitely an asshole. everything about his encounters so far as been filled with angst, frustration, or indifference - except for the post where he is ecstatic about tormenting 12 year old girls with his proposition bet. 20 bucks mean that much to you that you can't lose one on purpose?

dude you should've seen him propbet on starcraft... it's as if his life depends on it everytime he has money on the line even if it's a dollar lololol

this is getting preeetty disturbing srsly
its kinda pathetic & cruel to abuse 12yo girl after all "teh fun" u had and its reeeeeeeeeally pathetic if u r w8ing for those 68$ to break up with ur "GF" rofl thats like 1 buy in for u what the hell is wrong with u

On December 30 2008 01:17 milkman wrote: yea w/o living at your own place its super hard to hook up with girls, and girls arent very impressed.. how are you going to tell them you play poker and are good but are like 21 or something and still live with your parents? get your own place and the sex will come alot easier

the thing is, he doesn't play poker and he isn't good

he luckboxed a roll neilly style, cashed out half of it which was 35k 2 yrs ago

that's about it

i think saying "no" after she stood 9:45 on 1 leg was pretty fucking retarded btw

On December 30 2008 07:47 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On December 29 2008 23:55 masterfrywad wrote:   On December 29 2008 22:57 Loco wrote: can you guys stop with the pedo shit already? they've been way too overused and aren't funny anymore. floofy hasn't mentioned or shown any sexual interest in the 12yo, neither directly nor indirectly - he just enjoyed playing games with the kids there for god sake... yall know how much of a nerd he is of course he'll enjoy playing video games with whoever is having fun playing with him. and you know i'm right because if it ever had any truth to it, we would be much more serious about it instead of joking about it, it's becoming annoying now with the bandwagoners who actually think it's true. i'm not on the side of Ugly stupid nerd but for god sake drop it already. more updates floofsies i don't think he is a pedo but he is definitely an asshole. everything about his encounters so far as been filled with angst, frustration, or indifference - except for the post where he is ecstatic about tormenting 12 year old girls with his proposition bet. 20 bucks mean that much to you that you can't lose one on purpose? dude you should've seen him propbet on starcraft... it's as if his life depends on it everytime he has money on the line even if it's a dollar lololol

LOL this is SPOT ON.

hahahaha, eventually me and fira on this site started teaming up on floofy to hustle him out of the dollar bets.

god i love fira, afk messaging him on aim.

even though me and fira both had huge bankrolls relative to the stakes we hated losing prop bets to floofy so bad, ah its such a great feeling winning floof money cause it's so hard earned.

On December 30 2008 04:41 Muhweli wrote: Plus, stop blaming the girls looks. The problem is you - you, and only you. Also, stop coming up with arbitrary numbers on how long you did it since they can in no way be true or you're practicing some weird tantric snail-paced sex. Oh, did I mention the problem is you. I don't even see how her looks could be the problem when you're doing it in the dark. And whether she was ugly or not, still shouldn't have anything to do with the friction generated while giving it to her doggy style without a condom. I mean c'mon. Can't really be the looseness of the vag either or are you saying her mouth is also too loose? The nature of your problem is most likely psychological if you can in fact cum by some wankage. Question: Do you go home to wank at some porn after having sex with her to finally cum or have you given up on that all together? Note that this is in fact mostly a rhetorical question.

yes i wank at home and it takes 5 min

On December 30 2008 10:40 Fayth wrote: Show nested quote + On December 30 2008 01:17 milkman wrote: yea w/o living at your own place its super hard to hook up with girls, and girls arent very impressed.. how are you going to tell them you play poker and are good but are like 21 or something and still live with your parents? get your own place and the sex will come alot easier the thing is, he doesn't play poker and he isn't good he luckboxed a roll neilly style, cashed out half of it which was 35k 2 yrs ago that's about it

thats not true, i made my roll with good br management (except some times obv) and played limit pretty well
but im not good at NL

right now i play 1/2

On December 30 2008 12:03 Floofy wrote: yes i wank at home and it takes 5 min

50 pages ago it was 20min+.
I'm glad you're finally getting times into correct proportions.

Either way - if you can cum in 5min by wanking and not in 1.5 by having sex with a woman. I'm pretty sure it makes you some sort of perv or gay. Too bad. Problem is still u tho - try imagining her as a hairy fat biker - maybe that'll get you off.

it was 20 because i recently tryed to do it as fast as i could