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SakiSaki

Sweden. Aug 02 2007 05:19. Posts 9687

This is kinda embarrasing to admit but Im deeply in love.

It all started with somebody making a thread about getting their neteller money back. In said thread kingkory posted this picture:

My first reaction was nothing more than omg cute girl drinking beer ship it new wallpaper. But as time went on, everytime i minimised a window, she was there. Smiling her beautiful smile at me, slowly melting my cold scandinavian heart.

I now have to admit it. Im deeply in love with random german beer drinking girl. I want nothing more than to marry her, raise a family and share plates of sauerkraut with here for the rest of my life.

We could buy a small cottage somewhere in south germany. We would start a small local beer brewery where my love will work while I play poker and raise our horde of 12 little german kids. Sometimes we invite our friendly neighbour Klaus the bratwurst maker and his whife Bertha for a delightful dinner.

Random german beer drinking girl's best friend "persumably hot girl to the left with a beer covering her face" lives nearby and sometimes when the kids are at summer camp she comes over to still random german beer drinking girl's craving for hot threesomes.

Basicly im pretty sure we would live a full happy life together. Theres just one little problem. I need to find out who she is. I can hardly ask here to marry me if I do not know her name and where she lives.

So if anyone has any information about random german beer drinking girl please let me know, this heartache is getting unbareable.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

2 votes

what wackass site is this nigga?

Last edit: 02/08/2007 05:20

MaldeFX Germany. Aug 02 2007 05:24. Posts 190

I'm really not sure, but this might be Lena Gerke

Trey United States. Aug 02 2007 05:25. Posts 5616

ahahahahaha vn saki, you're awesome

ConquistadoR Germany. Aug 02 2007 05:31. Posts 1952

hahhahahahahaha

Cro)Deadman Croatia. Aug 02 2007 05:36. Posts 3943

Bittersweet symphony thats life...

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nolan Ireland. Aug 02 2007 05:37. Posts 6205

this made my morning

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BiTa Kazachstan. Aug 02 2007 05:38. Posts 1444

On August 02 2007 04:24 MaldeFX wrote:
I'm really not sure, but this might be Lena Gerke

not AT ALL!
this is just some random hot girl

love your text though hahaha

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hansen jr. Sweden. Aug 02 2007 05:44. Posts 3735

jag fastnade fan också lite för den där bruden alltså hon är fan magisk

EmKey Poland. Aug 02 2007 05:45. Posts 643

There was a huge thread on 2+2. OP offered money for someone to post hotter girl than her. Also there were some people who offered some serious money helping identifying this girl. AFAIK there is still no info about her.

redefining weak/tight since 2006

DaEm0niCuS United States. Aug 02 2007 05:52. Posts 3292

I'm in love also.

Last edit: 02/08/2007 05:53

trukpoker Australia. Aug 02 2007 05:59. Posts 901

shes got my vote

A small leak will sink a great ship.

Critterer United Kingdom. Aug 02 2007 06:03. Posts 5337

i hope her identity is never revealed, if another picture is found of her and she doesn't look so cute, the whole fantasy will be ruined.

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DustySwedeDude Sweden. Aug 02 2007 06:09. Posts 8623

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...6446&an=0&page=2#Post11456446 here is the same pic with the text "beercations.com" on it.

Karma

Australia. Aug 02 2007 06:14. Posts 3538

i instantly thought of this when i saw that picture hehe, its the girl duck from duck tales :D i loved that cartoon lol

fish mentality

MilZo France. Aug 02 2007 06:21. Posts 1333

Like you needed an excuse to go to Oktoberfest.

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose

TheHuHu United States. Aug 02 2007 06:25. Posts 4271

It's not going to happen because Scandinavians have small penises.

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Moloch United States. Aug 02 2007 06:29. Posts 6144

You don't know what love is
Until you've learned the meaning of the blues
Until you've loved a love you've had to lose
You don't know what love is

You don't know how lips hurt
Until you've kissed and had to pay the cost
Until you've flipped your heart and you have lost
You don't know what love is

Do you know how a lost heart feels
The thought of reminiscing
And how lips that taste of tears
Lose their taste for kissing

You don't know how hearts burn
For love that can not live yet never dies
Until you've faced each dawn with sleepless eyes
You don't know what love is

You don't know how hearts burn
For love that can not live yet never dies
Until you've faced each dawn with sleepless eyes
You don't know what love is.....what love is....

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DustySwedeDude Sweden. Aug 02 2007 06:41. Posts 8623

On August 02 2007 05:25 TheHuHu wrote:
It's not going to happen because Scandinavians have small penises.

FU, ur penis is probably no longer then your nickname.

ggplz Sweden. Aug 02 2007 06:45. Posts 16784

heh

dont know why u guys are laughing at his post
u all thought the same thing!`

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

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United Kingdom. Aug 02 2007 06:53. Posts 5070

that's why it's funny ;D

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The72o Zimbabwe. Aug 02 2007 06:57. Posts 6112

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living

ggplz Sweden. Aug 02 2007 06:57. Posts 16784

j/k ;D

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

wolfheart Estonia. Aug 02 2007 07:31. Posts 7592

i know what u feel she has so perfect tits and cute smile and angel face

Never give up.

KingKory United States. Aug 02 2007 07:32. Posts 2083

Aunt Gilda in the middle there is never allowed to come over.

Loco Canada. Aug 02 2007 07:39. Posts 21013

how much do you give me if i have her name

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United States. Aug 02 2007 07:54. Posts 2598

l ol

Verbloten Australia. Aug 02 2007 08:05. Posts 1889

i've seen that 2+2 thread and seen this chic heaps - so when i opened up sydney morning herald yesterday and saw an article using this exact picture again i was quite shocked - but no info in it about her as far as i know

ggplz Sweden. Aug 02 2007 08:18. Posts 16784

On August 02 2007 06:39 Loco wrote:
how much do you give me if i have her name

42 murloc eyes
15 bore meat
1gold, 2 silver and 40 bronze

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

KingKory United States. Aug 02 2007 08:38. Posts 2083

On August 02 2007 06:39 Loco wrote:
how much do you give me if i have her name

two bags of grass
seventy-five pellets of mescaline
five sheets of high powered blotter acid
a salt shaker half full of cocaine
a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers
a quart of tequila
a quart of rum
a case of beer
a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

DustySwedeDude Sweden. Aug 02 2007 08:59. Posts 8623

"We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!"

Syntax United States. Aug 13 2007 14:55. Posts 4415

man, those are some perfect titties
and not to mention a beautiful smile

wonder if shes into mexican americans

wut wut wut