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TTomass   United States. May 06 2013 00:31. Posts 84 | | |
Im at the gym lifting weights, on my way to the water fountain, this hulkish man and I make eye contact. Fear immediately permeates my body. Does this man know i'm gay? And when I was looking at him I was checking him out? Did I just get caught? FML. He gets off his machine and starts heading towards me. Im so scared. Hes so strong. He says he saw me working on the incline chest machine and that I was doing the exercise incorrectly. What you have to do is, plant yourself in the seat, stick your butt out, and push with explosion. Then he demonstrates sticking his butt out. Why is this man doing this to me? I said thank you and left. Should I of asked him if he is gay when he started sticking his butt out?
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CrownRoyal   United States. May 06 2013 00:36. Posts 11386 | | |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. May 06 2013 00:48. Posts 8649 | | |
tell him he has a nice body and see what he says |
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k4ir0s   Canada. May 06 2013 01:02. Posts 3480 | | |
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k4ir0s   Canada. May 06 2013 01:04. Posts 3480 | | |
| On May 05 2013 23:48 bigredhoss wrote:
tell him he has a nice body and see what he says |
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NewbSaibot   United States. May 06 2013 01:27. Posts 4947 | | |
| On May 05 2013 23:48 bigredhoss wrote:
tell him he has a nice body and see what he says |
wtf no, test him. Tell him you hate faggots and see what he says |
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Sanity   United States. May 06 2013 01:34. Posts 1076 | | |
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Mariuslol   Norway. May 06 2013 03:18. Posts 4742 | | |
Uæhh, gay ppl all over, was studying in the lobby, and gays kept coming, and one of them sat down right next to me, wouldn't stop talking, wanted to compare feet sizes. Told him i was straight, he said he didn't mind, and that he had slept with lots of straight guys.
When he got up to make a phone call I ran off, annoying, since no internet in the rooms, only lobby, but now im back in the lobby and have internet again, yay. |
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TheLink   Australia. May 06 2013 04:17. Posts 406 | | |
woah, I love this site sometimes. |
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r0mx0   Slovakia. May 06 2013 04:27. Posts 1581 | | |
looooooooool if you guys visited gym in your life you would know this happens, not often but happens. Probably he knows how to work out and he just wanted to help you out because otherwise you could hurt yourself ! |
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r0mx0   Slovakia. May 06 2013 06:07. Posts 1581 | | |
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SpasticInk   Sweden. May 06 2013 06:17. Posts 6298 | | |
Well next time say thank you and ask him to show you a few more machines/workouts. If you are indeed gay you must have some sort of radar if he is hitting on you.
But I get mistankely taken for gay from time to time because I'm friendly to other guys. So what longple said, does not have to mean anything! |
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MiPwnYa   Brasil. May 06 2013 07:05. Posts 5230 | | |
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CamilaPunt   Brasil. May 06 2013 07:42. Posts 2422 | | |
how drunk is mipwnya on a scale of 1 to 10? |
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MiPwnYa   Brasil. May 06 2013 08:05. Posts 5230 | | |
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Stroggoz   New Zealand. May 06 2013 08:45. Posts 5365 | | |
just flirt with him lol. If he is a raging homosexual im sure his gaydar will pick u up. |
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2c0ntent   Egypt. May 06 2013 08:55. Posts 1387 | | |
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Stroggoz   New Zealand. May 06 2013 09:45. Posts 5365 | | |
| On May 06 2013 07:55 2c0ntent wrote:
TTomas, the Buddha says that you must seek detachment. This does not mean desensitization, but mental detachment from one's body and senses and the "feeling" or "impulses" that hit our sensory organs in the day-to-day. In the context of your original post, that is: We must not project our thoughts onto other people -- ie. concern ourselves with extremely premature assumptions such as a concern over whether or not that man is gay (you can just meet him and maybe he'll reveal he's gay or not.).Therefore, your immediate problem is not in the anxiety or worry that followed after you initiated the actions of psychological/cognitive/spiritual projection, but in your practice of active and thoughtful self-consciousness. Seek mindfulness and the duality of self-consciousness' possible manifestations(1) inside of yourself and in the perspective of others will become clear immediately, or with time.
(1) in manifesting self-consciousness, we can do something that is different from "thinking", have a real behavioral result, and have it appear to be "self-consciousness" to others. But the process of "the best kind of" self-consciousness within our own mind-brain-body is not accomplished by a thinking ahead, planning process. The best kind of self-consciousness is an appearance of it that comes from being truly mindful and in possession and therefore fully conscious of one's own body; self-control creates an illusion of appropriate self-consciousness to others and oneself. |
can you not speak in a more simpler or relevant way? i always find it very difficult to read your posts and pretty sure most other people do as well. You must realize that 93% of the people on this forum have not studied buddhism and that you are wasting your time when you speak this incomprehensibly. From what i can tell your post has little to do with ttomass' situation anyway. |
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Daut   United States. May 06 2013 10:33. Posts 8955 | | |
LOL
i dont think TTomass is gay, just trolling. but if he is, you guys are lucky. you can download apps that gay people all have that show you locations where other gay dudes are so you can blow each other in the bathroom or something. would have made you less anxious! or maybe it would have been some scrawny dudes phone instead and you would have been mistaken and gotten your ass kicked |
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KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. May 06 2013 10:55. Posts 1687 | | |
| On May 06 2013 09:33 Daut wrote:
LOL
i dont think TTomass is gay, just trolling. but if he is, you guys are lucky. you can download apps that gay people all have that show you locations where other gay dudes are so you can blow each other in the bathroom or something. would have made you less anxious! or maybe it would have been some scrawny dudes phone instead and you would have been mistaken and gotten your ass kicked |
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lostaccount   Canada. May 06 2013 15:03. Posts 6438 | | |
| On May 06 2013 07:55 2c0ntent wrote:
TTomas, the Buddha says that you must seek detachment. This does not mean desensitization, but mental detachment from one's body and senses and the "feeling" or "impulses" that hit our sensory organs in the day-to-day. In the context of your original post, that is: We must not project our thoughts onto other people -- ie. concern ourselves with extremely premature assumptions such as a concern over whether or not that man is gay (you can just meet him and maybe he'll reveal he's gay or not.).Therefore, your immediate problem is not in the anxiety or worry that followed after you initiated the actions of psychological/cognitive/spiritual projection, but in your practice of active and thoughtful self-consciousness. Seek mindfulness and the duality of self-consciousness' possible manifestations(1) inside of yourself and in the perspective of others will become clear immediately, or with time.
(1) in manifesting self-consciousness, we can do something that is different from "thinking", have a real behavioral result, and have it appear to be "self-consciousness" to others. But the process of "the best kind of" self-consciousness within our own mind-brain-body is not accomplished by a thinking ahead, planning process. The best kind of self-consciousness is an appearance of it that comes from being truly mindful and in possession and therefore fully conscious of one's own body; self-control creates an illusion of appropriate self-consciousness to others and oneself. |
Thanks for the enlightenment, very complicated post indeed. |
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TTomass   United States. May 06 2013 15:19. Posts 84 | | |
| On May 06 2013 08:45 Stroggoz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2013 07:55 2c0ntent wrote:
TTomas, the Buddha says that you must seek detachment. This does not mean desensitization, but mental detachment from one's body and senses and the "feeling" or "impulses" that hit our sensory organs in the day-to-day. In the context of your original post, that is: We must not project our thoughts onto other people -- ie. concern ourselves with extremely premature assumptions such as a concern over whether or not that man is gay (you can just meet him and maybe he'll reveal he's gay or not.).Therefore, your immediate problem is not in the anxiety or worry that followed after you initiated the actions of psychological/cognitive/spiritual projection, but in your practice of active and thoughtful self-consciousness. Seek mindfulness and the duality of self-consciousness' possible manifestations(1) inside of yourself and in the perspective of others will become clear immediately, or with time.
(1) in manifesting self-consciousness, we can do something that is different from "thinking", have a real behavioral result, and have it appear to be "self-consciousness" to others. But the process of "the best kind of" self-consciousness within our own mind-brain-body is not accomplished by a thinking ahead, planning process. The best kind of self-consciousness is an appearance of it that comes from being truly mindful and in possession and therefore fully conscious of one's own body; self-control creates an illusion of appropriate self-consciousness to others and oneself. |
can you not speak in a more simpler or relevant way? i always find it very difficult to read your posts and pretty sure most other people do as well. You must realize that 93% of the people on this forum have not studied buddhism and that you are wasting your time when you speak this incomprehensibly. From what i can tell your post has little to do with ttomass' situation anyway.
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I agree with this, I want to understand what you are saying because it seems important. How do I seek mindfulness? How do I practice self-consciousness? |
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TTomass   United States. May 06 2013 15:28. Posts 84 | | |
| On May 06 2013 09:33 Daut wrote:
LOL
i dont think TTomass is gay, just trolling. but if he is, you guys are lucky. you can download apps that gay people all have that show you locations where other gay dudes are so you can blow each other in the bathroom or something. would have made you less anxious! or maybe it would have been some scrawny dudes phone instead and you would have been mistaken and gotten your ass kicked |
Wow daut you are a life saver. Im going to download app and have gay sex thanks to you. |
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RiKD   United States. May 06 2013 15:32. Posts 9326 | | |
Who's straight? Are you? Is Martina Twain?... I looked this way and that –– the faces, the shoulders, the hands. Me, I have no faggot history whatever. I have no faggot past. But who knows these days? Maybe I have a big faggot future. As a faggot, I might be a roaring success.
Hey, you guys, you gays who made the break. I mean you out there, not you in here. So you decided to go it alone. You decided to butch it out. What's it like, without them? Just think: no weather. No lunar wind or rain, no biology. A temperate zone. Full of blokes. Humanity having been halved like that, is it reassuring, the sameness of it all? Isn't it strange? Yeah and tell me something I've always wanted to know. Are there times when you both can't raise it? Do you get those me-neither nights? Well, it's been your century, you guys, I'll give you that. I heard recently that Australia has come whooping out of the closet. Australia! All those pumpkin-faced hicks and tripledecker beach hugies –– they're all bumboys now. What's happening, God damn it? Some people blame the women. I blame the men. The first sign of bother, after a carefree fifty million years, and we throw up our hands and go gay? Now is this any way to behave? I mean, how faggy can you get? Come on, you guys don't run out on me like this. Where's the old cave spirit? Don't surrender. Don't desert. What's the problem. They're only women, after all.
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KoeBawlt   Canada. May 06 2013 16:58. Posts 378 | | |
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devon06atX   Canada. May 06 2013 17:07. Posts 5460 | | |
| On May 06 2013 09:55 KeyleK_uk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2013 09:33 Daut wrote:
LOL
i dont think TTomass is gay, just trolling. but if he is, you guys are lucky. you can download apps that gay people all have that show you locations where other gay dudes are so you can blow each other in the bathroom or something. would have made you less anxious! or maybe it would have been some scrawny dudes phone instead and you would have been mistaken and gotten your ass kicked |
omfg
I just googled this and you're right!
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YoMeR   United States. May 06 2013 17:14. Posts 12438 | | |
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SirJolt   Ireland. May 06 2013 18:47. Posts 1 | | |
| On May 06 2013 09:33 Daut wrote:
i dont think TTomass is gay, just trolling. but if he is, you guys are lucky. you can download apps that gay people all have that show you locations where other gay dudes are so you can blow each other in the bathroom or something. |
This post is a sort of wonderful instruction book for sexuality. |
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Cordova 7   Mexico. May 06 2013 19:12. Posts 1 | | |
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Syllogism   New Zealand. May 06 2013 21:03. Posts 214 | | |
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i went to the gym, my eyes crossed another guy eyes, i tought about your thread
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Graisseux   Canada. May 06 2013 22:02. Posts 474 | | |
lol every gay I know has the gaydar app, this thing is so hilarious in bars or anywhere |
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Mariuslol   Norway. May 07 2013 00:29. Posts 4742 | | |
The guy in the lobby had gaybar app too |
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k4ir0s   Canada. May 07 2013 07:38. Posts 3480 | | |
| On May 06 2013 07:55 2c0ntent wrote:
TTomas, the Buddha says that you must seek detachment. This does not mean desensitization, but mental detachment from one's body and senses and the "feeling" or "impulses" that hit our sensory organs in the day-to-day. In the context of your original post, that is: We must not project our thoughts onto other people -- ie. concern ourselves with extremely premature assumptions such as a concern over whether or not that man is gay (you can just meet him and maybe he'll reveal he's gay or not.).Therefore, your immediate problem is not in the anxiety or worry that followed after you initiated the actions of psychological/cognitive/spiritual projection, but in your practice of active and thoughtful self-consciousness. Seek mindfulness and the duality of self-consciousness' possible manifestations(1) inside of yourself and in the perspective of others will become clear immediately, or with time.
(1) in manifesting self-consciousness, we can do something that is different from "thinking", have a real behavioral result, and have it appear to be "self-consciousness" to others. But the process of "the best kind of" self-consciousness within our own mind-brain-body is not accomplished by a thinking ahead, planning process. The best kind of self-consciousness is an appearance of it that comes from being truly mindful and in possession and therefore fully conscious of one's own body; self-control creates an illusion of appropriate self-consciousness to others and oneself. |
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nootropics   Australia. May 08 2013 21:13. Posts 59 | | |
..and the guy in the other thread should get a period app for his phone so he can track his new gf's in advance. |
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