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Stim_Abuser United States. Jan 30 2010 21:04. Posts 7499

mad1337nes (4:45:47 PM): lolzors
TheSexinatorDBo (4:46:03 PM): ur a zors
TheSexinatorDBo (4:46:14 PM): and you got sores from whores
TheSexinatorDBo (4:46:41 PM): whores that be fat ones, you made cuz im stylin on you with my hat son
TheSexinatorDBo (4:47:00 PM): dont make me pull out the gat son
mad1337nes (4:47:09 PM): im mad
TheSexinatorDBo (4:47:16 PM): cuz ill shoot you, im blacker than mabutu
TheSexinatorDBo (4:47:40 PM): ill reroot you and make you go coo coo
mad1337nes (4:48:03 PM): lol, tell cornell to stop typing imo
TheSexinatorDBo (4:48:11 PM): ya dig? ya probably do cuz you a dirty nig. and thats the only job you can get besides if you rob
TheSexinatorDBo (4:48:28 PM): hard working white folks, if your bitch drops 150 pounds i might poke
TheSexinatorDBo (4:49:15 PM): get me a beat its going up on youtube
mad1337nes (4:49:43 PM): nimo
TheSexinatorDBo (4:49:54 PM): as silvia would say, chew mad? get glad cuz im the sickest rapper the worlds ever had
TheSexinatorDBo (4:50:16 PM): i write more code than your dad
TheSexinatorDBo (4:50:38 PM): and by code i mean sick lines, of coke off a hookers chode
mad1337nes (4:50:50 PM): lolz
mad1337nes (4:50:51 PM): wow
TheSexinatorDBo (4:50:51 PM): i freestyle so sick AIMs gonna explode
TheSexinatorDBo (4:51:46 PM): i could go all day, but you lovin it so much you startin to go all gay
TheSexinatorDBo (4:52:15 PM): so imma have to back away, cuz if you gay you has to pay
TheSexinatorDBo (4:52:32 PM): a tax, as in ill put you in the tourture racks and drop you like sacks
TheSexinatorDBo (4:52:59 PM): of potatoes, hey hoe, when it comes to drugs never say no
TheSexinatorDBo (4:54:54 PM): god so good i wanna post on teh bulletin
TheSexinatorDBo (4:55:04 PM): but brandi would be mad about teh fat jokes me thinks
mad1337nes (4:55:10 PM): lol
TheSexinatorDBo (4:55:40 PM): you know it was teh ownage
TheSexinatorDBo (4:55:46 PM): time to put part time rapper on teh pof
mad1337nes (4:55:54 PM): prolly should
TheSexinatorDBo (4:56:07 PM): imma start freestylin
TheSexinatorDBo (4:56:09 PM): everywhere we go
TheSexinatorDBo (4:56:21 PM): be at allstar and be like
TheSexinatorDBo (4:56:37 PM): yo chris tay drop a beat that aint gay and we will get underway
mad1337nes (4:56:45 PM): haha
mad1337nes (4:56:54 PM): wow, u actually have a skill
mad1337nes (4:57:08 PM): you arent completely useless, who wouldve guessed
TheSexinatorDBo (4:57:46 PM): a sick rhyme session, yo im hear to teach ya'll nigs a lesson. cuz if you wanna start messin ill bust out the smith and wessin
mad1337nes (4:58:05 PM): obv just googled thiese
TheSexinatorDBo (4:58:33 PM): and you probably guessin that im all talk, but im mo serious than a case of small pocks. yall got small cocks that shrivle up when i rocks
TheSexinatorDBo (4:58:53 PM): on the mic, you mad right? you must be cuz im killin you with these rhymes trust me

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David 30 Jan 2010 5:12 PM

yes me. you dont even wanna test me, shits likely to get messy. on your A game you best be. Yo someone call the cops to arrest me cuz i might not stop still the whole world is destroyed because my lyrics and skills are void.... of peers shit i aint even started yet im only on like 3 beers. -Delete-

Chris TaylorC To TheT 30 Jan 2010 5:14 PM
no u -Delete-

David 30 Jan 2010 5:12 PM
Yo this man just told me to die in a grease fire, the truth is that wouldnt even make me perspire, so hate all you want im just on a level thats higher. my rhymes is like a mean bitch and you dont wanna try her -Delete-

Chris TaylorC To TheT 30 Jan 2010 5:08 PM
diagf me thinks

0 votes

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

blackjacki2 United States. Jan 30 2010 21:09. Posts 2582

10/10 if torture rack was a Lex Luger reference. 4/10 if it wasn't.

Stim_Abuser United States. Jan 30 2010 21:12. Posts 7499

also background info he fucked a fat chick two nights ago. thats where the fat things from.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Jan 30 2010 21:12. Posts 7499

and his dad a programmer who writes code.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Jan 30 2010 21:13. Posts 7499

On January 30 2010 20:09 blackjacki2 wrote:
10/10 if torture rack was a Lex Luger reference. 4/10 if it wasn't.

def a pro wrasslin reference.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

SfydjkLm Belarus. Jan 30 2010 21:36. Posts 3810

oh dear

*wink wink*

terrybunny19240 United States. Jan 30 2010 21:55. Posts 13829

LOL LOLL awesome imo

Oddeye Canada. Jan 30 2010 21:56. Posts 5107

nice

superfashion United States. Jan 30 2010 22:01. Posts 918

mad1337nes (4:58:05 PM): obv just googled thiese

rofl

well played

shoving here as a bluff at 50NL is like explaning calcalus to a 6 month old cat wtf are you thinking - TalentedTom

staxxx Bulgaria. Jan 31 2010 03:22. Posts 652

yea not bad, find a beat put these together then upload somewhere and post the link

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