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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 19 2007 10:25. Posts 14026 | | |
so im like
at this gay club with a frind who is actually a gay.
this guy i=never stops talking to me in the toilet line
"im waiting for a cubicle"
"lets share" he says
"urrr..... nah, im good on my own"
"oh come on dont be shy"
"nah seriously...im good"
some time later after dancing and my friend almost getting beaten up for dancing with some chick im outside smoking and he comes out
"hey you want a smoke?"
"nah im all good"
i spot some hot chick in a really short skirt
"man, what about her>?!?!"
"you like women?"
"well... yeh dude"
then he offers me to smoke some weed so im like "HELLS YEH"
hes like "OK COme down here
we end up down all these allies and im sketching out
he starts rubbing my balls nd peen
"urr... dude be easy" i say
"if i was easy id be sucking you off right now..."
"control son control youself"
"i bet youve got a massive cock"
"well yeh obv i have"
then these french come round the corner
they ask us a question but i dnno what he saying so im like
"yo wanna light?"
he agrees
our faggt man agrees to light
"ill be back in 2 mintes just gotta.... go round here" i say
i leg ff round the cornder and dont stp nning till i hit the clb and im fully fucked off my face.
i lock myself n a toilet and tell my mate im gonna get a taix home but hes like "nah dont worry we will go together in 10 minutes"
we hold out till the nthen go to a shop thats still open a nd get a pie and shit
i still feel
violated
he fully undid my fly
and tried to rub my penis
and claimed i had a "semi"
which was a lie coz i was like "nah dude youre just making shit up" i dont have a semi nor am i turned on by you rubbing my package but ill let you for the time being
he was a teacher or some shit
so
fucking hell
LOL
he tried to go down on me but i denied it. Id probably have allowed him had i been able to get a stiffy to a lok.
he whole situatoion was lol
HahA
im so gay
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 19 2007 10:32. Posts 14026 | | |
this is the closest ive ever been to being raped LOL |
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Karma  Australia. Oct 19 2007 10:34. Posts 3538 | | |
hahahahahhahahahhahahaha
FAG! |
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You could've just closed your eyes. |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 19 2007 10:38. Posts 14026 | | |
he was actually down on his knees (no joke)
and i was like "well i don wannt disappoint him"
but my penis was so flacid from being manhandled
i just couldnt go anything more than this. I danced at the ckub wth ny mate and some guy he had mt but it was still kind of wierd and i was so fucked offf my face.
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kantoiki Australia. Oct 19 2007 10:40. Posts 3818 | | |
OH
MY
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH HILARIOUS lOl
Someone give this man a medal |
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| muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. | |
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lucifer Sweden. Oct 19 2007 10:42. Posts 5955 | | |
you would allowed him if the equipment worked properly?
dude. |
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| On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it | |
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Muhweli Finland. Oct 19 2007 10:44. Posts 10663 | | | |
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| Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 19 2007 10:44. Posts 14026 | | |
WHUT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO>
i was expecting weed and were down some hidden alley and im like ".........................im getting raped here"
he kept going for the tackle there was no eay way out i was hoping i could just score the bag of weed and bail off
sacrafice
its how i do |
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iD.iNsky United States. Oct 19 2007 10:45. Posts 910 | | |
wow man that seems pritty gay, but w/e floats ur boat |
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lucifer Sweden. Oct 19 2007 10:49. Posts 5955 | | |
what you're supposed to do?
stereotypically. homosexuals are not strong.
gaybash!
edit: all this is very lighthearted. i love everyone. |
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kantoiki Australia. Oct 19 2007 10:57. Posts 3818 | | |
You're supposed to beat the crap out of him or at least claim you will unless he stops sexually molesting you.
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| | On October 19 2007 09:25 byrnesam wrote:
he was a Catholic Priest
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Op3th United States. Oct 19 2007 10:58. Posts 565 | | |
Thats when you punch him in the fucking neck, the second he go's for the goods I would let him know that shit aint cool, next time immediate drop kick to neck, Standard, no? |
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rofl
i love your weekly drunk posts |
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chris United States. Oct 19 2007 11:38. Posts 5507 | | |
i vote for a reality TV show about your life be made ASAP.
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EscapingR Netherlands. Oct 19 2007 11:49. Posts 2353 | | | |
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blowjob/weed.....man gays got the life |
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 19 2007 12:06. Posts 8649 | | | |
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wHaTTaDo Germany. Oct 19 2007 12:09. Posts 1300 | | |
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