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im changing sites to FTP.

i can trade up to $511.21

i have solid references.

id really like to give it all to 1 person... PM me



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Maybe.... I've actually been refunded for some HU SNG's on FTP whereby apparently I was playing a bot. This was a few months ago and I never reported it b/c we didnt play enough for it to really register on me, but FTP emailed me about it and gave me $15 or so which amounted to my losses in the session. I knew where it happened b/c I had only played some $1 HU sng's and remember some psycho just speed shipping hands at random and insta-rematching me until he just stopped all the sudden.

Well I just ran into exactly the same thing again today. Cept this time the guy hung around for 40 matches I think, namely because we were semi-breakeven. These were the $1 hu sng's again and the play was identical. This time I decided to actually email FTP about it because after last time I feel I knew what to look for. Below is my account of the issue;


1) Every one of his actions was too fast to be human. He would always instantly check, instantly fold, instantly shove allin, instantly raise, etc. Not even 1 second in delay between actions. I wouldnt even have my finger off the mouse button before he would have already made his next action. He was only playing 1 table vs me, so not table ninja or AHK actions signifying someone just playing fast.

2) At the rematch screen this particular player would often wait 5-10 seconds before choosing to rematch me. You can tell this by observing the rematch status under the player names, it says accepted or declined. However if I chose to rematch him before he chose to rematch me, he would instantly accept and the next game would start.

3) While it is hard to judge the quality of someones play, a lot of his betting patterns seemed to be scripted. I called a few of his random shoves out of curiosity once I became concerned he was a bot, and I saw completely random hands that made no sense. I know players can bet any way they choose, but combined with the above factors it seemed more like a series of triggers were prompting the bot to make these plays. And they werent always shoves. On occasion it would be like half pot, or a minbet, or whatever. The sheer randomness makes it seem more botlike than any human would do.

4) He made a few random comments such as he enjoyed playing vs me, smiley faces, "hehe" and "nh" auto comments, etc, which looked to be attempts to sound human. My chat is banned so I could not respond to verify.

5) After I started winning several sessions in a row he suddenly disappeared from the site.


I probably would have assumed this was just some maniac with the fastest hands in the world again, but after being refunded for cheating before I obviously have to give some credibility to the issue. Ultimately I'm more disappointed that I lost to AI than some maniac lol. I finished this little excercise - 6 BI's, which I guess aint that bad really. Plus several of those were some insane suckouts, like aipf with 23 vs my A3 and he runner runners a straight, or getting 2 outered 44 vs 88. When I suspected he was a bot I started open shipping a few hands on him like Qx and Kx and he snapped with stuff like 95o and J6o and Q2o, etc. But then OTHER times he'd actually fold. Really bizarre. I know that makes it the most poorly programmed bot in the world, but maybe there is some stupid shitty romanian bot software out there that fucks up the game when people use it and plays like this.


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I need to set up a CCTV system and it's really expensive to buy whole systems which would be easy to set up. I'm thinking of getting the cameras and receiver and some funny card from hong kong on ebay which goes in a computer and a shit laptop and a 1tb external hard drive. Does this make any sense? Does anyone have any ideas? I'm a bit of a techno-noob, but I can pick things up very quick. Cheers. Free burgers to anyone who helps me!


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This shit isn't right. I don't know what to do.

Also I wasn't paying attention and opened nl100 rush table instead of nl50, my first hand is JJ in the bb vs bober in the sb. I get it in pre vs his QQ.




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Sick how bad i run, fuck this game, I give up


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After losing two buy ins to a set and a full house in 5nl rush I decided play some hands of rush 100 nl with 1,5 buy ins pretty stupid but exhilarating, sucked out on someone ok not that exciting wasn't full stacked still a good result for me haha

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Starting playing the 100NL 20-50bb games. These things are fkin awesome. Obviously not as fun at 100bb or deep poker since you cant get too creative when dealing with alot of shortstacks, but super profitable. Im running way below EV and still crushing. People are just BAD. Sort of swingy with SSers and stuff but so worth it imo. Plan on crushing this for a while.

Some fun hands from a short 500 hand session:

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PokerStars Game #45256861961: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:50:46 ET
Table Lupus II 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: 24_Bauer_24 ($30 in chips)
Seat 2: nicourli ($59.85 in chips)
Seat 3: torogimaster ($15.95 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($78.65 in chips)
Seat 6: michael40982 ($68.25 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.50
michael40982: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
24_Bauer_24: folds
nicourli: folds
torogimaster: raises $1 to $2
Hero: raises $5 to $7
michael40982: folds
torogimaster: calls $5

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)

   
Hero: bets $14
torogimaster: calls $8.95 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5.05) returned to Hero

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $32.90)

   

River (Pot : $32.90)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (a pair of Aces)
torogimaster: shows (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
torogimaster collected $31.30 from pot

Summary
Total pot $32.90 | Rake $1.60
Board  
Seat 1: 24_Bauer_24 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: nicourli folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: torogimaster (button) showed and won ($31.30) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 4: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: michael40982 (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257030840: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:55:13 ET
Table Helionape III 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: TenerifeBel ($20 in chips)
Seat 2: dejfffino ($67.70 in chips)
Seat 3: dsmjorado ($74.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hans29 ($54.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Jesus Lester ($20.35 in chips)
Jesus Lester: posts small blind $0.50
TenerifeBel: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
dejfffino: folds
dsmjorado: calls $1
hans29: folds
Hero: raises $3 to $4
Jesus Lester: folds
TenerifeBel: folds
dsmjorado: calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: bets $5
dsmjorado: calls $5

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $19.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: checks

River (Pot : $19.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: checks

Showdown
dsmjorado: shows (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Hero: shows (two pair, Jacks and Fours - Ace kicker)
Hero collected $18.55 from pot

Summary
Total pot $19.50 | Rake $0.95
Board  
Seat 1: TenerifeBel (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: dejfffino folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dsmjorado showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: hans29 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) showed and won ($18.55) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 6: Jesus Lester (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257103295: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:57:44 ET
Table Helionape III 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TenerifeBel ($20 in chips)
Seat 2: dejfffino ($66.20 in chips)
Seat 3: dsmjorado ($63.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hans29 ($58.55 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($59.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Jesus Lester ($19.85 in chips)
hans29: posts small blind $0.50
Hero: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Jesus Lester: folds
TenerifeBel: folds
dejfffino: folds
dsmjorado: calls $1
hans29: folds
Hero: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2.50)

   
Hero: bets $2
dsmjorado: calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)

   
Hero: bets $3
dsmjorado: calls $3

River (Pot : $12.50)

   
Hero: checks
dsmjorado: bets $9
Hero: calls $9

Showdown
dsmjorado: shows (a pair of Threes)
Hero: shows (two pair, Fours and Threes)
Hero collected $29.05 from pot

Summary
Total pot $30.50 | Rake $1.45
Board  
Seat 1: TenerifeBel folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: dejfffino folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dsmjorado (button) showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: hans29 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) showed and won ($29.05) with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 6: Jesus Lester folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #45257162180: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:59:47 ET
Table Telesto 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: gerhard1806 ($66.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 3: jonny1st ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: alextri7 ($24.55 in chips)
Seat 5: gollosb ($22 in chips)
Seat 6: lapyan ($81.05 in chips)
lapyan: posts small blind $0.50
gerhard1806: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $2 to $3
jonny1st: folds
alextri7: folds
gollosb: folds
lapyan: folds
gerhard1806: calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $4
Hero: raises $7 to $11
gerhard1806: calls $7

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $28.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $10
Hero: calls $10

River (Pot : $48.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $10
Hero: calls $10

Showdown
gerhard1806: shows (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Hero: shows (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero collected $65.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $68.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: gerhard1806 (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 2: Hero showed and won ($65.50) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 3: jonny1st folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: alextri7 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: gollosb (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: lapyan (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257228350: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 20:01:49 ET
Table Tekmessa 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Jesus Lester ($17 in chips)
Seat 2: jonny1st ($55.05 in chips)
Seat 3: TyrannyNow ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($116.60 in chips)
Seat 5: BRutuSsS09 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: jonke84 ($30.90 in chips)
jonke84: posts small blind $0.50
Jesus Lester: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
jonny1st: folds
TyrannyNow: folds
Hero: raises $2 to $3
BRutuSsS09: folds
jonke84: calls $2.50
Jesus Lester: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $7.00)

   
jonke84: checks
Hero: bets $4
jonke84: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)

   
jonke84: checks
Hero: bets $10
jonke84: calls $10

River (Pot : $35.00)

   
jonke84: bets $13.90 and is all-in
Hero: calls $13.90

Showdown
jonke84: shows (a pair of Eights)
Hero: shows (a pair of Kings)
Hero collected $59.80 from pot
jonke84 leaves the table

Summary
Total pot $62.80 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Jesus Lester (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jonny1st folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: TyrannyNow folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Hero showed and won ($59.80) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: BRutuSsS09 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: jonke84 (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights

thats it..... roll is going down the toilet, cant have a winning day no matter what i play.. roll down to 2500€.

fuck my life seriously. had 3700€ roll end of april.. cashed out some but not much, most of it are losses... :[


I CAN FEEL THE LIFETIME TILT APPROACHING AGAIN


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So finally after a couple months (wow already?) of poker I am finally starting to get into final tables for the 2.20$ tournaments quiet a bit recently.

My first week of poker I got lucky and won 40$ and thought I was the man (later lost that 2 days later and have sense stayed with tournaments way more fun ).

Made it into some final tables here and there won 9$ which isn't much but finally when I make it to the final table I am able to get in the top 3.

Yesterday Got into a final table 3 of us left I shoved an A/7 both spades and the guy called with 9/9. Unfortunately I did not get my ace nor flush (believe there was 2 spades though might be wrong ). I got my 7 but not enough so I ended up losing and was kind of annoyed with myself even though it was my first time and I did win 42$ (most I have won so far in any tournament). I feel I shouldn't have shoved but whatever thats in the past.

Today I made it into the final table (after literally going all game with low low chips). When we got to the last 18 I literally had 5k chips everyone seemed to have at least 20k. I ended up shoving with J/5 (blinds were big and couldn't wait any longer). Got lucky and won sweet I was now at 10k chips sweet but still way behind. Lost a hand and went back down, somehow got to 20k with 10 players left. Some guy named enterthelynx who has been calling me a donk/fish flaming me all game I ended up taking him out (AA he had J/5 rofl). That guy was a chip leader for a little bit then I beat him 2 hands in a row (JJ, then with AA taking him out). Both times he had a dumb hand so I don't know why he was so retarded flaming me and calling me a donk when he would call with the dumbest hands ever.

So final table 3 people left. I am chip leader. I shove with AK this guy shoves with 9K. He gets 2 9's I am now down to 5k chips. I somehow miraculously come back from that to 60k chips, ended up taking the third guy down which brought me to 60k while the chip leader had 220k.

Awesome I was happy to get 72$ no matter what. Kind of boring then I shove, he calls I win so now I have 220k chips he had like 100k. We both go all in me with J5 Diamonds him with 95 not suited. I got my Jack and 5 awesome I got this. The last card that flipped gave him a straight and so I ended up going down to 30k chips and lost from there .

But otherwise thought it was awesome I have made about 110$ or somewhere around there the past 2 days and I tend to be making it to the top 10 more and more which is awesome although I know its poker and I will go through phases right now I am just happy because with all the money I have put into poker stars all together (80$ all together I believe). I am up by 30$ (haven't been able to play too much in May due to school).


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Rofl, i'm one of the fishes that luckstacks all of you regs at 25nl, sorry bout that :D
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havent made one of these blogs in a while so here it is
today was probably one of the few times I've quit when I wasn't tilted
I think I played pretty well today considering I couldn't win a pot showdown or no showdown and just felt it wouldn't get much better if I kept playing

obv no blog is complete without a graph
http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/8a1d8578954ced8912939ef2825495b7.jpg


and here are all the hands I won and for the most part lost stacks

winning
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833123
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833122 - close one -_-
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833120 - and thats it for my winning ways today

losing
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833119 - said to myself on the flop that if I got stacked this hand I would quit and I did
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833117 - could've bet bigger on turn I guess would've gotten stacked either way
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833116 - prob a bit light
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833115
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833114 - one of many flips I lost
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833105
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833113
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833108
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833109
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833110 - he has aces a lot imo
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833111
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833107 - meh
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/833106
and a failed bluff lost me another buyin but thats about it


o well enough complaining take rest of the day off and move onto tomorrow

and if anyone wants to bet on the nba finals I'll take the lakers to win the series at -115 looking to bet about $400




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Well I've recovered and then some since my -12 buy in day. All is well in the world again.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9996/100nlrush.jpg

Actually, I looked at my daily results, and aside from my first week back to poker, i've only had one day where I came out in the negative. Check it out.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5913/sessions.jpg

/end brag


In non poker news, I've decided to try to get into shape. So I started doing the p90x workout plan yesterday. I almost vomitted and had a really hard time, but I'm gunna stick with it.


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Anyone also experienced this? What the fuck, where's my fucking money!?

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Well i should do an introductive post but i really have no time for such things now
neway i can send first if you are bit famous around.


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Hi everyone.

I made a website on Las Vegas buffets, with info and ratings on Vegas buffets. Since this is my blog I thought I can advertise it a little here
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hi to all my fans out there haven't blogged in a while so

i've been having existential troubles lately and this affected my poker playing some what

but winning 1500 at 1/3 live yesterday really made me get interested in poker again

there was one spot I had A7c and called on button in a 6 way pf raised pot. flop comes 865 with a club, this large stack bets 100 into 150ish. i'm like call. turn comes 4. we both have 600 behind at this point and he bets 300. i'm like all in, and he mucks TT face up. lawl

played some 1/2 on poker stars just now and tore it up nawprawb

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Two nights ago, I dreamed that Tom Dwan had a propbet, that he had to capture and murder three people. I was one of them. He kept us in some sort of supply shaft/vent, which was really deep. On the top there were some fenced off windows, and you could only get up there by pressing yourself against the wall and your feet against some cupboard. Still, once you got to the top, there was the fence and Dwan waiting with a hot peace of metal with a handle on it (makes sense right? otherwise we would totally burn himself) and waiting to burn us if we tried to get out. So somehow we managed to get the fence of and I grabbed the peace of metal (somehow without burning myself) and we were able to get out and outmaneuver Dwan. But then we decided it wouldn't be fair to call the police, since he had been such a nice guy kidnapping us, so we let him go.

Well that wasn't all. Last night I dreamed I was watching a video of Midian (probably because I clicked on his blog about that nl100 video yesterday) showing us his place in Korea, where he was living with susie. It was really nice with all darkwooden furniture, really classy, and sick TV.
That's all i remember.

Seems like I always dream something which has some sort of connection to what happened to me day/week before. I wonder why I didn't dream about D2, which I have been playing quite a lot lately. (I might just be the worst lvl 72 barb which is out there though)

Cheers


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