https://www.liquidpoker.net/


LP international    Contact            Users: 419 Active, 0 Logged in - Time: 21:23

be a male prostitute?

New to LiquidPoker? Register here for free!
Forum Index > Poker Blogs
tutz   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 21:34. Posts 2140
so today a woman offered me 1K to have sex with her, she also said that if she liked me she would want to do it every week.
I said thank you but declined the offer, but I almost said yes lol
she is a little fatty, ok face about 50 or so years old I guess

what would you have done?


Poll: What would you have done?
(Vote): I would do it
(Vote): I would decline too, well done
(Vote): I dont know, I would have to see her


0 votes
Facebook Twitter

GoTuNk   Chile. Sep 22 2011 21:39. Posts 2860

Iono, would have to see her. You also have a girlfriend, so you would need her permission. I don't see anything inherently wrong in prostitution between two consenting adults.


FullBRing   Philippines. Sep 22 2011 21:48. Posts 581

Hiden brag or do you really want to know our opinions ?
But ive gat to admit, its bragworthy !


tutz   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 21:55. Posts 2140

yeah I bragging about and old lady wanting to have sex with me
god I'm such a baller


PuertoRican   United States. Sep 22 2011 22:03. Posts 13202

Depends on what she looks like and what your girlfriend would think about it.

I'd rather keep a good looking girlfriend who makes more money than I do instead of boning some old chick who doesn't look great and is offering a small amount of money.

You said you were moving to New York with your girlfriend later this year, so it's not worth it to bone that old lady unless your girlfriend is okay with it.

Rekrul is a newb 

aCa_   . Sep 22 2011 22:18. Posts 471

thats almost 50k a year for 1 minute of work hell yeah


whamm!   Albania. Sep 22 2011 22:22. Posts 11625

snapcall
lol


dogmeat   Czech Republic. Sep 22 2011 22:25. Posts 6374

ban baal 

player999   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 22:38. Posts 7978


  On September 22 2011 20:48 FullBRing wrote:
Hiden brag or do you really want to know our opinions ?
But ive gat to admit, its bragworthy !



tutz doesn't brag ever

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Sep 22 2011 22:41. Posts 2083

Poker chobo. 

tutz   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 22:43. Posts 2140


  On September 22 2011 21:38 player999 wrote:
Show nested quote +



tutz doesn't brag ever


player999 the humble king


tutz   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 22:51. Posts 2140

the main reason I didnt do it is because of my girlfriend...


player999   Brasil. Sep 22 2011 22:52. Posts 7978

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

hoylemj   United States. Sep 22 2011 23:01. Posts 840

it would depend on exactly what she wanted me to do for her. If it's all good and clean, and I needed $, I'd have to really consider it. 50 yrs old though....that's really pushing it, lol. Especially if she is not even very sexy for her age.


Arirang   Canada. Sep 22 2011 23:06. Posts 1673

fucking...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!1


thumbz555   United States. Sep 22 2011 23:25. Posts 3281

EASIEST RAISE EVER.
"$1500 and you got a deal. Minimum bi-weekly; I want 6K up front and I'll rail you like an asian whore until you beg me to stop."

I click buttons. 

Stroggoz   New Zealand. Sep 23 2011 00:11. Posts 5365

i would raise as well. you're looks are 9/10+, you could def be a high end whore. 2k$ imo.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

LikeASet   United States. Sep 23 2011 00:14. Posts 2113

bang the old lady, and then do one of those videos where you pour random stuff on her head while she's sleeping or taking a shower and then you go heuheuheuhuhueeuheu


tapatapaz   Brasil. Sep 23 2011 00:16. Posts 1279

100% looks dependent in a vacuum, 0% if i have a girlfriend

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

K40Cheddar   United States. Sep 23 2011 00:44. Posts 2202

I mean if your into 50 year old fat chicks most of the time...

GG 

Exhilarate   United States. Sep 23 2011 00:54. Posts 5453


  On September 22 2011 23:44 K40Cheddar wrote:
I mean if your into 50 year old fat chicks most of the time...



well thats not the point obviously...


Bejamin1   Canada. Sep 23 2011 01:04. Posts 7042

This is a trap. I'm 93% sure you're going to have to spend that $1000 on lube just to make the sex work with 50 year old vagina every time.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Target-x17   Canada. Sep 23 2011 01:09. Posts 1027

do you want 1k? Is 15 minutes of your time worth 1k?

f u bw rock 

Thall   Switzerland. Sep 23 2011 01:39. Posts 355

I say no, even if your gf is ok with it, women like to change their minds and she could easiely give you a hard time (dont know if thats the case with your gf, but you get my point i guess)


whamm!   Albania. Sep 23 2011 01:48. Posts 11625

depends if she is helen mirren 50ish i would def snap


goose58   United States. Sep 23 2011 02:06. Posts 871


  On September 22 2011 21:03 PuertoRican wrote:
Depends on what she looks like and what your girlfriend would think about it.

I'd rather keep a good looking girlfriend who makes more money than I do instead of boning some old chick who doesn't look great and is offering a small amount of money.

You said you were moving to New York with your girlfriend later this year, so it's not worth it to bone that old lady unless your girlfriend is okay with it.



This this this. Your GF is hot and awesome(puts up with your dumb pranks and laughs about them).


whamm!   Albania. Sep 23 2011 02:08. Posts 11625

tell GF you did the man whoring thing as a goof so that she'll just laugh abt it


barbieman   Sweden. Sep 23 2011 03:20. Posts 2132

In my situation, I would most likely do it.
In your situation, I would most likely not.
Even asking your girlfriend about it is way too risky.


NeillyJQ   United States. Sep 23 2011 03:21. Posts 8947

a mans gotta eat, get to the corner rand, n get me a bottle of cc

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

iop   Sweden. Sep 23 2011 03:28. Posts 4951

Too little money.

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

ggplz   Sweden. Sep 23 2011 04:48. Posts 16784

hueaheuahuhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuh

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

lebowski   Greece. Sep 23 2011 04:49. Posts 9205

do it for free! give an old soul some joy

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Sep 23 2011 05:07. Posts 5647


  On September 23 2011 03:48 ggplz wrote:
hueaheuahuhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuhhueaheuahuh



lol sup bernd


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 23 2011 05:48. Posts 14026

money up front
no kissing on the mouth
$500 extra for a Cleveland steamer


Rolon   Netherlands. Sep 23 2011 07:42. Posts 229


  On September 22 2011 21:18 aCa_ wrote:
thats almost 50k a year for 1 minute of work hell yeah



yeah right, u finish in one minute when banging a 50 year old, what are you crazy?

Chi Chi get the yeyo! 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Sep 23 2011 07:44. Posts 6298

I don't think its about you finishing, its more about getting her happy - and that would probably take a bit longer than younger girls I assume.

It's pretty close, depends a bit on conditions. 1k for having sex; is that a night? an hour? 30 minutes?

Need to specify exactly what the stipulations are for us to make a rational judgement.


Garfed   Malta. Sep 23 2011 07:54. Posts 4818

lol cant actually belive some people are considering this under different conditions.


Jamie217   Canada. Sep 23 2011 08:52. Posts 4351

Did u ask your gf lol


RiKD    United States. Sep 23 2011 09:12. Posts 9387

i think it just comes down to would you personally lose self esteem and respect for yourself? also, no matter how discrete you are it's probably gonna get around. that's a good thing if you want to make bank fucking rich cougars/fat chicks but probably destroys your chances at fucking desirable 20 somethings unless you are really making bank and have a superhuman reputation. also there is the slippery slope of fucking fat 50 yr old chicks for $1k one day, blowing 50 yr old fat dudes for $5 the next.

also you'd probably have to get on a good dick pill cycle. fucking 50 yr old fat chicks for money i would imagine is a major turn off for most guys. it's one thing if she looks like demi moore that gained 20 lbs. and loves giving blow jobs and gettin down. it's another if she looks like jabba the hut and is just gonna lay there like a beached whale sweating and breathing heavy and moaning while you furiously try to keep your dick semi-hard pumping dry cottage cheese.


Meat   . Sep 23 2011 09:19. Posts 3385


  On September 22 2011 21:03 PuertoRican wrote:
Depends on what she looks like and what your girlfriend would think about it.

I'd rather keep a good looking girlfriend who makes more money than I do instead of boning some old chick who doesn't look great and is offering a small amount of money.

You said you were moving to New York with your girlfriend later this year, so it's not worth it to bone that old lady unless your girlfriend is okay with it.


I would never bring this up to my gf, only tell her that it was offered but never as serious option. How would you feel and think of her if she is thinking about becoming a whore?


jeffv8x_-_16   Belgium. Sep 23 2011 09:51. Posts 2835

how can u shove the river, he cant possibly call with worse -TalentedTom 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Sep 23 2011 12:02. Posts 8918

50 is a bit much tutz, how badly do you need the money?


eso   Sweden. Sep 23 2011 12:06. Posts 285

rofl at suggesting asking his gf for permission.


PplusAD   Germany. Sep 23 2011 12:28. Posts 7182

I would never do it when i have a gf

I woudl snapcall when single though.
I mean easiest 1000$ ever made for a maximum of 1h putting your cock in a warm place.

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

tutz   Brasil. Sep 23 2011 12:52. Posts 2140

I would never ask my GF that lol, its pretty obvious to me that she wouldnt allow it, just as I wouldnt allow her to...
I dont need the money badly, but 1K made me think lol


sTrAtO   Mexico. Sep 23 2011 14:19. Posts 5882

$2k for 2 hours and a $1k suscription fee IMHO

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jajaLast edit: 23/09/2011 14:22

The72o   Zimbabwe. Sep 23 2011 14:48. Posts 6112

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

Naib   Hungary. Sep 23 2011 16:18. Posts 968

The "Yes" or "No" poll is clearly missing a 3rd option - "Prank her." !

My favourite line is Bet/Fold. I bet, you fold. 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Sep 24 2011 01:23. Posts 5126

You live in Brazil. 1k$ is like a million, so obv you say yes. WTF....

:D 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Sep 24 2011 01:24. Posts 5126

You live in Brazil. 1k$ is like a million, so obv you say yes. WTF....

Btw how did you get into this subject with this woman ?

:D 

player999   Brasil. Sep 24 2011 01:42. Posts 7978


  On September 24 2011 00:23 VanDerMeyde wrote:
You live in Brazil. 1k$ is like a million, so obv you say yes. WTF....



and anything costs a billion

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

tutz   Brasil. Sep 24 2011 01:48. Posts 2140

she was one of the ppl responsable for hiring models to a havaianas commercial (dunno if you know but havaianas has a rule to only hire brazilian models to their commercials) that is gonna air in north america, I didnt get the job cause they want skinnier models, but she offered me this other job lol

they were gonna pay 10K for the males models and 15K to the female models for 2 days shooting the commercial in a nice beach in south brazil, wanted to do it so much


Zadan   Canada. Sep 24 2011 03:30. Posts 971


  On September 23 2011 00:48 whamm! wrote:
depends if she is helen mirren 50ish i would def snap



hahahahahah


tiagoxdd   Brasil. Sep 24 2011 15:49. Posts 96


  On September 24 2011 00:48 tutz_x wrote:
she was one of the ppl responsable for hiring models to a havaianas commercial (dunno if you know but havaianas has a rule to only hire brazilian models to their commercials) that is gonna air in north america, I didnt get the job cause they want skinnier models, but she offered me this other job lol

they were gonna pay 10K for the males models and 15K to the female models for 2 days shooting the commercial in a nice beach in south brazil, wanted to do it so much

if she is this important just google her name and post pics


scrols   Poland. Sep 25 2011 07:30. Posts 33

scrols 

tutz   Brasil. Sep 25 2011 11:27. Posts 2140


  On September 24 2011 14:49 tiagoxdd wrote:
Show nested quote +

if she is this important just google her name and post pics




I dont think that would be right, and she is not "that important"


mrpav.com   Canada. Sep 26 2011 01:29. Posts 3069

And then she tells you shes a cop

===== mrpav.com ===== 

tutz   Brasil. Sep 26 2011 02:20. Posts 2140


  On September 26 2011 00:29 mrpav.com wrote:
And then she tells you shes a cop



prostitution is not a crime here


r0mx0   Slovakia. Oct 01 2011 04:58. Posts 1581

lulz a week ago i took an older (very good looking, big lips in a good shape like max 45-50yo ...) lady to the airport from our hotel . She used to have a cigarette few times a day in front of the hotel and from the phonecalls i knew she was Brazilian.So we were chatting about football championship,drugs,gangs,favelas,olympic games etc etc .all the way to the airport and i sensed that i have impressed her.I also told her that once in my life i d like to visit Rio.She had like 300 kg of luggage so i have offered my assistance and took her inside the departure hall, showed her the flight and as we were shaking hands she handed me a tip and said i am wery kind and cute and gave me like 2-3 sec. kisss.
I was in shock ,all i was able to say was " hope to see you again in prague ' or something like that haha, she responded yes and left. On the way to the city centre i have looked and she gave me 100 $ but there was no number , fck ...
I mean if there was i dont even know what i would do (perhaps start saving for a ticket imo). In the hotel i have told this story to my friend and he found her date of birth and told me she was 59 , so sick how hot those horny latino-mamas look like ....

You gotta plow through that shit !  

 



Poker Streams

















Copyright © 2025. LiquidPoker.net All Rights Reserved
Contact Advertise Sitemap