Official St Paddys Day Thread

Happy St. Paddys day you fucks!

ill be going out. having lots of Guinness with a shot of Jamesons dropped in it. We have a name for it in the US but I've since learned its offensive and am looking for a new name to call it by. If anyone knows post it here.

lol

i usually drop jameson's and bailey's in my irish surprise. Gonna get up at 8 am and get drunkkkkkkkkkkk.

On March 17 2010 00:01 acdawg712 wrote: i usually drop jameson's and bailey's in my irish surprise. Gonna get up at 8 am and get drunkkkkkkkkkkk.

good man. same thing here. gonna be happier than a pig in shit!

yea today sucked dick in poker, i think ill drink all day tomorrow to celebrate

I believe you mean Happy New Episode of South Park after many months of waiting day.

i expect to see lots of this

On March 17 2010 00:46 Bejamin1 wrote: I believe you mean Happy New Episode of South Park after many months of waiting day.

Who the fuck spells it "paddys"?

anyway going to be fun

wait irish car bomb is offensive? i don't get it?

But yeah def gonna get up early and start drinking. I really don't like the taste of Guinness though, it has a really terrible after taste.

pfff Guinness, second worst beer in the world (behind Heineken)

I play in my pool league tonight and I'm planning on getting good and ripped . I have $23 for beer, pitchers are six dollars hopefully. I'm buying three pitchers and not sharing. I'm tipping $5 if I win my match or buying a Jagerbomb if I don't. Should be fun :D

oh btw Guiness tastes like motor oil.

that cartman cat video busted my gut from lol'ing

On March 17 2010 02:26 basementkid wrote: wait irish car bomb is offensive? i don't get it? But yeah def gonna get up early and start drinking. I really don't like the taste of Guinness though, it has a really terrible after taste.

ever heard of the IRA?

what do you call the guiness with jameson dropped in it that's offensive?

im a racist redneck (ask iop obv) so im sure ive heard worse

On March 17 2010 00:54 Stim_Abuser wrote: i expect to see lots of this

Drinking it straight after pouring like a fucking n00b

meh, big elbows

The 'Irish Car Bomb' refers to the IRA, that's why it's supposed to be offensive, although I don't understand who you're offending here. 'Fuhrerwein' is offensive too, then? Not in my book, and not on this forum either, I hope.

I've never tried that drink. But as I was knackered from the Guinness last year I'm hoping I won't have as many this time around.

Guiness extra stout beer imo.

Irish Car bombs taste like coffee mmmmmm

On March 17 2010 08:33 CrownRoyal wrote: what do you call the guiness with jameson dropped in it that's offensive? im a racist redneck (ask iop obv) so im sure ive heard worse

Isn't that called the Four Horsemen or smth?

the four horsemen is jim beam, jack daniels, johhnie walker, jameson whiskey. and if you are a mans man like me you tell them you also want to go hunting and they'll add a shot of wild turkey.

dating a cocktail waitress for the win.

time to get shithoused!

My Paddys Day consisted of working doing a paddys day concert in Belfast city centre. Pretty tired. No time for poker But time for a drink now

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Today in Belfast.

Anyway, Guinness is awesome, but its only awesome in Ireland. Everywhere else just ends up tasting horrible. No wonder some people do not like it. They never experienced a proper pint of it

Archaelogists have just found an ancient book that had been lost for years in Donegal.

It's called 'Traditional Irish Dancing part 2, What to do with your arms.'

bars opening up so im bout to DO WORK. i leave you with awesomeness though.


After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".

Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"

To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".

No one in Australia drinks Fosters. Everything else they make is popular though, like VB (piss in a bottle and you can brew your own) and Crown for example.

Time to drink some green beer + irish car bombs - followed with trying to get with some slags.

GODSPEED PPL

Happy late St. pattys day! I hope you all had a great day! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Update: I awoke hours later on the kitchen floor. Head booming, cigarette burning I vaguely recall winning our pool match and shouting at anything for any reason. Everything coming out of me is green. I feel like a hungover Edward Norton.

update:

got to the bar at 1pm, played pool, drank pitchers, drank car bombs, left the bar with 2 girls. Played strip beer pong at my house, when the bar closed everyone i know almost came over to my house. I traded punches with one of my besties and my arm is bruised as sin. I don't remember going to bed, I woke up drunk and started drinking again.

mission accocmplished.

On March 18 2010 19:10 CrownRoyal wrote: update: got to the bar at 1pm, played pool, drank pitchers, drank car bombs, left the bar with 2 girls. Played strip beer pong at my house, when the bar closed everyone i know almost came over to my house. I traded punches with one of my besties and my arm is bruised as sin. I don't remember going to bed, I woke up drunk and started drinking again. mission accocmplished.

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Winner.

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omg epic XDDD