Official St Paddys Day Thread - Page 2

On March 17 2010 08:33 CrownRoyal wrote: what do you call the guiness with jameson dropped in it that's offensive? im a racist redneck (ask iop obv) so im sure ive heard worse

Isn't that called the Four Horsemen or smth?

the four horsemen is jim beam, jack daniels, johhnie walker, jameson whiskey. and if you are a mans man like me you tell them you also want to go hunting and they'll add a shot of wild turkey.

dating a cocktail waitress for the win.

time to get shithoused!

My Paddys Day consisted of working doing a paddys day concert in Belfast city centre. Pretty tired. No time for poker But time for a drink now

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Today in Belfast.

Anyway, Guinness is awesome, but its only awesome in Ireland. Everywhere else just ends up tasting horrible. No wonder some people do not like it. They never experienced a proper pint of it

Archaelogists have just found an ancient book that had been lost for years in Donegal.

It's called 'Traditional Irish Dancing part 2, What to do with your arms.'

bars opening up so im bout to DO WORK. i leave you with awesomeness though.


After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".

Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"

To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".

No one in Australia drinks Fosters. Everything else they make is popular though, like VB (piss in a bottle and you can brew your own) and Crown for example.

Time to drink some green beer + irish car bombs - followed with trying to get with some slags.

GODSPEED PPL

Happy late St. pattys day! I hope you all had a great day! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Update: I awoke hours later on the kitchen floor. Head booming, cigarette burning I vaguely recall winning our pool match and shouting at anything for any reason. Everything coming out of me is green. I feel like a hungover Edward Norton.

update:

got to the bar at 1pm, played pool, drank pitchers, drank car bombs, left the bar with 2 girls. Played strip beer pong at my house, when the bar closed everyone i know almost came over to my house. I traded punches with one of my besties and my arm is bruised as sin. I don't remember going to bed, I woke up drunk and started drinking again.

mission accocmplished.

On March 18 2010 19:10 CrownRoyal wrote: update: got to the bar at 1pm, played pool, drank pitchers, drank car bombs, left the bar with 2 girls. Played strip beer pong at my house, when the bar closed everyone i know almost came over to my house. I traded punches with one of my besties and my arm is bruised as sin. I don't remember going to bed, I woke up drunk and started drinking again. mission accocmplished.

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Winner.

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omg epic XDDD