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genjix   China. Jan 27 2010 22:29. Posts 2677

Hello

I want to troll a cult. This video inspired me,



1. Join a cult for a few months
2. Laugh in their face
3. Leave and report back

So looking for suggestions on a cult. I'm mentally resiliant but don't want any physical harm to come to me.

looking for ideas on things to do. 100% serious here

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mnj   United States. Jan 27 2010 22:33. Posts 3848

what is wrong with you


chris   United States. Jan 27 2010 22:51. Posts 5503

good idea but what happens if they succeed in brainwashing you?

bst cults to troll are churches imo

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woodbrave1   United States. Jan 27 2010 23:01. Posts 666

I was once in an online satan worship cult, it was cool.
Lots of neat things like: what is god spelled backwards?
Dog
what's devil spelled backwards
lived

then the leader starting saying he had special soul powers where he cud leave his body and kill his enemies 100 miles away.

I asked him who are the enemies
he replies
Christians Muslims and Jews

Then I speak my skepticism to his powers and say kill me then if u got special powers and rather die and know then to lice and not know.
And I got banned.
Fucking got banned from a Satan worshipping cult.

Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it. 

genjix   China. Jan 27 2010 23:03. Posts 2677


  On January 27 2010 21:51 chris wrote:
good idea but what happens if they succeed in brainwashing you?



yeah I'm playing with fire but I'm pretty sure they can't succeed.

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chris   United States. Jan 27 2010 23:11. Posts 5503

go to churches. they would be fun. i would go to a church and when they start singing and saying can you feel the holy spirit, etc. i would pretend to have a really, really loud orgasm, or act way to happy and make a big scene.

some people would probably be stupid enough to take you seriously others would be grossly offended, some might even realize how ridiculous everything is

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

Svenman87   United States. Jan 27 2010 23:15. Posts 4636

So you're going to become a Christian?


XeliN   United Kingdom. Jan 27 2010 23:16. Posts 2365

No-one is above mental manipulation, don't put yourself in a situation where you are completely cut off from normality//people surroundings or influences that would help you remain "yourself". Otherwise troll away and post about it afterwards, i'd find it hilarious.

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PoorUser    United States. Jan 27 2010 23:29. Posts 7471

have fun see ya later

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 27 2010 23:39. Posts 14026

you disregarded the medical opinion of doctors, and chose to take advice a guy you on Youtube who films his own feces, and ur fairly sure you cant be brainwashed?


Etherone   Canada. Jan 28 2010 00:17. Posts 753

he won't be brainwashed unless he is already looking for some sort of redemption or purpose in life. which is most people lol, which is why religion works so well, but if he isn't then nothing they can do will brainwash him.

have fun trolling, bring back souvenirs and post about it please ^ ^

edit: small note, some of these people in select cults have been brainwashed to the point of being hit men for their cults should the need arise, soooo be careful XD

 Last edit: 28/01/2010 00:18

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 00:30. Posts 14026

not really, same as soldiers are stone-cold killing machines when they join the army

join a cult > they break you down mentally and physically over a period of time through poor nutrition, lack of sleep, endlessly drilling concepts/beliefs into your head. Once you're at rock bottom, they rebuild you as a cult member.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 00:31. Posts 14026

And if you dont say yes to their demands because you truly believe in them, then they can probably make you say it using fear.


julep   Australia. Jan 28 2010 00:41. Posts 1274

i think genjix needs more encouragement......do it, get deep.


genjix   China. Jan 28 2010 00:45. Posts 2677

thx guys. im just worried about physical harm... if i do this i dont wanna get raped or stabbed by crazies. or cut up for initiation

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 00:48. Posts 14026

If you insist on having "laugh in their faces" as part of your plan then id brace yourself for some physical damage.


SfydjkLm   Belarus. Jan 28 2010 01:01. Posts 3810

boggles my mind that genjix is at all capable of using the internet.

*wink wink* 

Etherone   Canada. Jan 28 2010 01:02. Posts 753


  On January 27 2010 23:30 byrnesam wrote:
not really, same as soldiers are stone-cold killing machines when they join the army

join a cult > they break you down mentally and physically over a period of time through poor nutrition, lack of sleep, endlessly drilling concepts/beliefs into your head. Once you're at rock bottom, they rebuild you as a cult member.


point is people who join the army are there to become soldiers, they embrace it, they are looking to be broken and rebuilt otherwise they wouldn't be there.

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  On January 27 2010 23:45 genjix wrote:
thx guys. im just worried about physical harm... if i do this i dont wanna get raped or stabbed by crazies. or cut up for initiation


this is very probable in most cults you'll find, man just join your local church and do this, although they are probably used to it.

 Last edit: 28/01/2010 01:03

chris   United States. Jan 28 2010 01:06. Posts 5503

why are you downing him!?!!??!

its sort of like infiltrating the mafia to laugh at them, except ppl have religious and faith based beliefs in cults. its awesome

its HIGH STAKES TROLLING!

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 01:13. Posts 14026


  On January 28 2010 00:02 Etherone wrote:
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point is people who join the army are there to become soldiers, they embrace it, they are looking to be broken and rebuilt otherwise they wouldn't be there.



Right, but when you arent embracing it and are resisting their efforts to turn you into one of them, and youre essentially the bad apple in the bunch you will serve as an example.

Its going to be a bit like Milgrams experiment

edit: In that you have people blindly following instructions. If theyre instructed to remove the cancer from their new batch of followers youre probably not going to get a "its not working out, thanks for coming though" and a handshake at the door.

Also illegal activity could have big implications

Also if cult leader decides everyone is going to mass suicide, everyone dies.

I think this thread is trolling me.

 Last edit: 28/01/2010 01:15

Baalim   Mexico. Jan 28 2010 01:14. Posts 34250

Im scared of you people, seriously do any of you really have so much doubt of their mental resilience that you fear you can be brainwashed? wow...

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 01:17. Posts 14026


  On January 28 2010 00:14 Baal wrote:
Im scared of you people, seriously do any of you really have so much doubt of their mental resilience that you fear you can be brainwashed? wow...




if youre scared about the consequences of not following what i tell you do, i can make you do almost anything.


Etherone   Canada. Jan 28 2010 01:22. Posts 753


  On January 28 2010 00:17 byrnesam wrote:
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if youre scared about the consequences of not following what i tell you do, i can make you do almost anything.



thats not brainwashing if the threat is real, that's just blackmail.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 01:26. Posts 14026


  On January 28 2010 00:22 Etherone wrote:
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thats not brainwashing if the threat is real, that's just blackmail.



right, but if I keep you under these conditions long enough, and starve your personality of certain things, youll probably just accept it for the sake of your own sanity. especially if your only way out is death.

no one is immune to brain washing.


genjix   China. Jan 28 2010 01:46. Posts 2677

people who join a cult have something missing in their lives. people leave cults all the time

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Bejamin1   Canada. Jan 28 2010 02:33. Posts 7042


  On January 27 2010 22:39 byrnesam wrote:
you disregarded the medical opinion of doctors, and chose to take advice a guy you on Youtube who films his own feces, and ur fairly sure you cant be brainwashed?



This is so much win.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

whaackum   United States. Jan 28 2010 03:00. Posts 1586

it sounds like byrnesam has been through this before. i believe him, but none of this will ever happen to me

The W. 

vltava   United States. Jan 28 2010 03:55. Posts 1742

"What is two plus two?" "I honestly don't know. All I know is that you will kill me if you do that again." -- 1984, George Orwell

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vltava   United States. Jan 28 2010 03:58. Posts 1742

And that was more of a paraphrase than a quote since I don't have the book handy; if I did I'd write a longer and more accurate passage.

But seriously; go to church. It's actually pretty fascinating. I live in Orange County, which is a red county with a lot of megachurches and quite a few fundamentalists. If you find the abyss gazing back into you, take a deep breath and take a break.

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Zorglub   Denmark. Jan 28 2010 04:12. Posts 2870


  On January 27 2010 22:01 woodbrave1 wrote:
I was once in an online satan worship cult, it was cool.
Lots of neat things like: what is god spelled backwards?
Dog
what's devil spelled backwards
lived

then the leader starting saying he had special soul powers where he cud leave his body and kill his enemies 100 miles away.

I asked him who are the enemies
he replies
Christians Muslims and Jews

Then I speak my skepticism to his powers and say kill me then if u got special powers and rather die and know then to lice and not know.
And I got banned.
Fucking got banned from a Satan worshipping cult.



I know, WOW clans can be such a bitch

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longple    Sweden. Jan 28 2010 05:51. Posts 4472

lol


Baalim   Mexico. Jan 28 2010 06:35. Posts 34250


  On January 28 2010 00:26 byrnesam wrote:
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right, but if I keep you under these conditions long enough, and starve your personality of certain things, youll probably just accept it for the sake of your own sanity. especially if your only way out is death.

no one is immune to brain washing.



I am 100% positive, id put my life at stake that i cannot be brain washed.

lets remember that brain washing is not extortion or black mailing

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chris   United States. Jan 28 2010 06:57. Posts 5503

baal you can be brainwashed

its just a case of how long it would take to break you

id bet my life on it

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chris   United States. Jan 28 2010 06:58. Posts 5503

and i respect your individualism, intelligence, strength, etc.

its a matter of re conditioning your mind.

it can be done

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

chris   United States. Jan 28 2010 06:58. Posts 5503

oh and fwiw you do not even have to be willing. you can be wired up and treated with chemicals to synthesize feelings.

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

tutz   Brasil. Jan 28 2010 07:12. Posts 2140

so basically chris is saying that Richard Dawkins and Carl Sagan can be brainwashed
well
I find that hard to believe, no matter how long you take trying
I dont even think I can be brainwashed

 Last edit: 28/01/2010 07:14

heyoka   United States. Jan 28 2010 07:14. Posts 109

Laughing in their face is a pretty lame "troll" truth be told


Currency   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 07:16. Posts 618


dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jan 28 2010 07:25. Posts 6374

i was trolling superbowl cult on 2p2 a few days ago and i got banned ...

ban baal 

Currency   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 07:30. Posts 618


  On January 28 2010 06:25 dogmeat wrote:
i was trolling superbowl cult on 2p2 a few days ago and i got banned ...




lolllll


Mariuslol   Norway. Jan 28 2010 07:40. Posts 4742

Whatever you do, don't go into buddhism, because then you'll get more enlightened and you won't be trolling anything there.


Achoo   Canada. Jan 28 2010 07:52. Posts 1454

Please do it. But i guess you're once again just looking for attention and don't have the balls to do i obv.

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lebowski   Greece. Jan 28 2010 09:36. Posts 9205

heh OP's video is spot on imo

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 28 2010 11:13. Posts 14026


  On January 28 2010 05:35 Baal wrote:
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I am 100% positive, id put my life at stake that i cannot be brain washed.

lets remember that brain washing is not extortion or black mailing



Brain washing starts with extortion and blackmail.
You wouldnt want to admit that your life was at stake. Join a cult and see what happens.

Youll roll over like a dog after a few weeks.


woodbrave1   United States. Jan 28 2010 16:52. Posts 666

brainwashing:
A method of systematically altering attitudes and beliefs.

Doesn't this make alot of halucengic drugs brainwash? Because they alter attitudes and beliefs.

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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 28 2010 19:45. Posts 34250

You are confusing breaking somebody's spirit with brain washing.

Like interrogations techniques, lack of sleep, isolation, noise therapies and stuff you can break somebodys mind however a resilient mind in short time after the stress is gone it will take back its regular form.

However after any technique i know nobody will ever make me believe in something i dont right now, like lets say any kind of deity.


Anyone who has had a really really bad LSD trip (or DMT or a strong allucinogen) will taste pretty much a "brain washed" state of mind, it can be really scary and it can cause mental scars but a resilient mind after the trip is gone will get past it.

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vltava   United States. Jan 28 2010 20:07. Posts 1742


  On January 28 2010 05:35 Baal wrote:
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I am 100% positive, id put my life at stake that i cannot be brain washed.

lets remember that brain washing is not extortion or black mailing



You're a drooling Alex Jones disciple, ship the money please.

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woodbrave1   United States. Jan 28 2010 20:52. Posts 666

i brainwash myself like clock work.

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genjix   China. Jan 28 2010 20:59. Posts 2677


  On January 28 2010 06:52 Achoo wrote:
Please do it. But i guess you're once again just looking for attention and don't have the balls to do i obv.



attention whoring on a poker forum?

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woodbrave1   United States. Jan 28 2010 21:13. Posts 666

yeah genjix, you have a narcissistic personality disorder. You seek attention because your emotional intelligence is so low. Normal people with mature emotions get satisfaction through relationships and their work.

Personally, I think people like yourself should be banned from society.

Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it. 

Baalim   Mexico. Jan 28 2010 21:20. Posts 34250


  On January 28 2010 19:07 vltava wrote:
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You're a drooling Alex Jones disciple, ship the money please.



who si this alex jones

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blackjacki2   United States. Jan 28 2010 21:39. Posts 2581


  On January 28 2010 18:45 Baal wrote:
However after any technique i know nobody will ever make me believe in something i dont right now



Believe me, we know that already


Baalim   Mexico. Jan 28 2010 22:36. Posts 34250


  On January 28 2010 20:39 blackjacki2 wrote:
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Believe me, we know that already


rofl owned

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chris   United States. Jan 28 2010 23:21. Posts 5503

baal have you ever read 1984 by george orwell?

or seen a clockwork orange?

im not talking about torture but brainwashing, as you said. torture can be used to brainwash though.

i grant you your point is valid, no one could convince you to believe or disbelieve something you have in your head, right now.

but if you were strapped to a chair and had an I V inserted with a chemical that made you feel sick beyond measure and another that gave you pleasure beyond measure, and when you held to your belief you felt as sick as possible and when you gave in you were given pleasure, you would eventually break. there are plenty of methods for breaking someone and rebuilding them

torture just happens to be a useful way to break someone and integrate them.

to brainwash someone you must first break or destroy the foundation on which the belief is held, you must crush the will of the subject to the point it will accept whatever response generates the best result.

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cariadon   Estonia. Jan 29 2010 01:29. Posts 4019

I'd like to contribute that genjix activities here amount to nothing more than trolling for me.
Sign up for 4chan, don't bring your irrelevant shit here. I mean it is ok once in a while but you're just too much.
successful troll is successful


woodbrave1   United States. Jan 29 2010 02:11. Posts 666

You are from Estonia talk about being irrelevant.

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nolan   Ireland. Jan 29 2010 04:42. Posts 6205

?

thats the most ridiculous statement ever.

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

n1ck   Bulgaria. Jan 29 2010 05:36. Posts 308


  On January 29 2010 01:11 woodbrave1 wrote:
You are from Estonia talk about being irrelevant.



OMG, NO U DIDNT

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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 29 2010 06:32. Posts 34250


  On January 28 2010 22:21 chris wrote:
baal have you ever read 1984 by george orwell?

or seen a clockwork orange?

im not talking about torture but brainwashing, as you said. torture can be used to brainwash though.

i grant you your point is valid, no one could convince you to believe or disbelieve something you have in your head, right now.

but if you were strapped to a chair and had an I V inserted with a chemical that made you feel sick beyond measure and another that gave you pleasure beyond measure, and when you held to your belief you felt as sick as possible and when you gave in you were given pleasure, you would eventually break. there are plenty of methods for breaking someone and rebuilding them

torture just happens to be a useful way to break someone and integrate them.

to brainwash someone you must first break or destroy the foundation on which the belief is held, you must crush the will of the subject to the point it will accept whatever response generates the best result.



funny that you use the clock work orange as an example because in the end, he actually gets over the pavlov conditioning fantasizing about violence and rape without any pain.

Pavlov conditioning would only last a life time in a very stupid subject, im not even sure if its life long in animals.

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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jan 29 2010 10:35. Posts 9634

Baal you cant be brainwashed in the current conditions you are under true, however in series of circumstances absolutely anyone can be brainwashed, but the chance of that happening is like 0.0000001% to a mentally stable person


Stroggos   New Zealand. Jan 29 2010 10:45. Posts 1117


  On January 28 2010 02:00 whaackum wrote:
it sounds like byrnesam has been through this before. i believe him, but none of this will ever happen to me



it's true, he was brainwashed to spread the lulz.


Stroggos   New Zealand. Jan 29 2010 10:50. Posts 1117


  On January 28 2010 22:21 chris wrote:
baal have you ever read 1984 by george orwell?

or seen a clockwork orange?

im not talking about torture but brainwashing, as you said. torture can be used to brainwash though.

i grant you your point is valid, no one could convince you to believe or disbelieve something you have in your head, right now.

but if you were strapped to a chair and had an I V inserted with a chemical that made you feel sick beyond measure and another that gave you pleasure beyond measure, and when you held to your belief you felt as sick as possible and when you gave in you were given pleasure, you would eventually break. there are plenty of methods for breaking someone and rebuilding them

torture just happens to be a useful way to break someone and integrate them.

to brainwash someone you must first break or destroy the foundation on which the belief is held, you must crush the will of the subject to the point it will accept whatever response generates the best result.



The Ludovico technique is completely fictional


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jan 29 2010 11:07. Posts 9634


  On January 29 2010 01:11 woodbrave1 wrote:
You are from Estonia talk about being irrelevant.


and people like you wonder why does the rest of the world think americans r dumb ...


KeanuReaver   United States. Jan 29 2010 12:42. Posts 2022

such a ridiculous amount of ego in this thread
it must be so great to hold so steadfastly to the belief that you guys are so much better than everyone else.

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

woodbrave1   United States. Jan 29 2010 15:42. Posts 666


  On January 29 2010 10:07 Spitfiree wrote:
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and people like you wonder why does the rest of the world think americans r dumb ...


you are from Bulgaria and call me dumb, How insulting.
What does Bulgaria and joojoobees both have in common?
Alternative names for insect eyes.

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genjix   China. Jan 29 2010 16:33. Posts 2677

haha :D sofia is a nice place

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vltava   United States. Jan 29 2010 18:36. Posts 1742


  On January 28 2010 18:45 Baal wrote:
However after any technique i know nobody will ever make me believe in something i dont right now



That is what is true of how any fundamentalist religious person thinks, and what is the exact opposite of the way any scientist must think.

Scientists pride themselves in their ability to change their minds in light of adequately strong evidence. E.g. "What could disprove evolution? Rabbits in the pre-Cambrian." On the other hand, there is no pre-Cambrian bunny for a fundamentalist or indeed for most religious people. They will continue to believe no matter what counter evidence you supply; that is the very nature of faith, and apparently, the essence of the way you think.

I applaud you for recognizing that arguments from authority hold no weight. However, I think you have erred in (what I perceive as) your reactionary stance that every authority is telling you the opposite of the truth.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Feb 01 2010 00:16. Posts 14026



the guy Louis interviews here made me think of this.

Side note: Louis Theroux is the nuts

3 minute mark is fucking L O L funny and one of the few times Ive ever heard Louis adopt a sarcastic/mocking tone with a subject.


chris   United States. Feb 01 2010 00:47. Posts 5503

baal he didnt get over it naturally, the government 'fixed' him, if you recall him being told in the end. the govt undid their brainwashing, supposedly.

and the pavlov conditioning was just an example.

i am quite sure you can be brainwashed, one way or another.

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

chris   United States. Feb 01 2010 00:48. Posts 5503

and im aware clockwork orange is fictional, and the technique in the film is fiction, however there are real techniques like that

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

chris   United States. Feb 01 2010 00:49. Posts 5503

ROFL at ppl thinking there is no way they can be brainwashed.

it isnt a choice.

it isnt like you say, yeah, ok, ill let myself be brainwashed.

it is forced upon you.

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

Funktion   Australia. Feb 01 2010 01:09. Posts 1638

Someone has already brainwashed baal into thinking that he is always correct. This debate is irrelevant.


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Feb 01 2010 03:10. Posts 5647


  On January 29 2010 17:36 vltava wrote:
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That is what is true of how any fundamentalist religious person thinks, and what is the exact opposite of the way any scientist must think.

Scientists pride themselves in their ability to change their minds in light of adequately strong evidence. E.g. "What could disprove evolution? Rabbits in the pre-Cambrian." On the other hand, there is no pre-Cambrian bunny for a fundamentalist or indeed for most religious people. They will continue to believe no matter what counter evidence you supply; that is the very nature of faith, and apparently, the essence of the way you think.

I applaud you for recognizing that arguments from authority hold no weight. However, I think you have erred in (what I perceive as) your reactionary stance that every authority is telling you the opposite of the truth.


and I applaud you vltava, for articulating the scientific method so well. Art


 



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