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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 11 2009 12:16. Posts 14026 | | |
3 days?
REALLY?!?!?
pokerstars outfit
classy las vegas location
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LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:20. Posts 15163 | | |
What is the big deal, like he is the first one to buy an Asian wife...
Good use of concierge service imo |
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:23. Posts 8918 | | |
lol lemon
Anyway who cares tho? really? |
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Zuries   United Kingdom. Jun 11 2009 12:28. Posts 120 | | | |
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TekxY   Mexico. Jun 11 2009 12:31. Posts 236 | | | |
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:35. Posts 6374 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 11:20 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
What is the big deal, like he is the first one to buy an Asian wife...
Good use of concierge service imo |
qft, lemon bought one too  |
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looks like a street hooker |
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what is the word? Maneater or golddigger? |
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Gumster   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 12:41. Posts 2291 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 11:28 Zuries wrote:
from 2+2, made me lol hahaha

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uiCk   Canada. Jun 11 2009 12:47. Posts 3521 | | |
she looks so hapy in the 2nd pic..
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anyone know where dario gets all his money |
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jasper5408   United States. Jun 11 2009 12:58. Posts 820 | | | |
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lachlan   Australia. Jun 11 2009 13:00. Posts 6991 | | |
lol

(source: two) |
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Loco   Canada. Jun 11 2009 13:06. Posts 21021 | | | |
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rofl
pokerstars vip store ftw |
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 11 2009 13:10. Posts 4307 | | | |
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boblion   Andorra. Jun 11 2009 13:19. Posts 354 | | | |
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whats "been approved by Barry Greenstein" referring to? |
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nicksson   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 14:10. Posts 4662 | | |
Barry knows asian women like no one else |
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Cooper83   . Jun 11 2009 14:15. Posts 288 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 11:58 jasper5408 wrote:
how is dario not gay -_- |
Who says that's a she? |
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Bejamin1   Canada. Jun 11 2009 15:41. Posts 7042 | | | |
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TheTank   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:06. Posts 830 | | |
dude you can't hire a lawyer and write out a prenup, then convince her to both A) marry you AND B) sign a pre nup in 3 days. |
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newbie.cjb   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:13. Posts 3096 | | |
gayy why cant i be a asian girl |
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KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. Jun 11 2009 16:26. Posts 1687 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 15:13 newbie.cjb wrote:
gayy why cant i be a asian girl |
lol i found this quite funny actually =p |
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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:56. Posts 5513 | | |
neither look american
who thinks he did this for citizenship? |
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milkman   United States. Jun 11 2009 17:06. Posts 5719 | | |
maybe he got word of my propbet idea and beat me to it.. |
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SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jun 11 2009 17:26. Posts 1793 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 16:06 milkman wrote:
maybe he got word of my propbet idea and beat me to it.. |
this made me think of your propbet. guess you didn't agree to it, so you don't lose! |
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BalloonFight   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:15. Posts 1380 | | |
hahaha, whos setting the line on how long till we hear of a divorce. |
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Naolan   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:36. Posts 72 | | | |
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what a nerd, rocking the pokerstars shirt at his weddding... |
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newbie.cjb   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:55. Posts 3096 | | | |
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 20:03. Posts 6298 | | | |
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longple   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 20:14. Posts 4472 | | | |
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Repusz   Hungary. Jun 11 2009 20:26. Posts 1033 | | |
Sometimes I feel like the whole fking world is a huge level.... I am getting paranoid.... |
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Repusz   Hungary. Jun 11 2009 20:27. Posts 1033 | | |
Harry Potter married Cho??? |
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EscapingR   Netherlands. Jun 11 2009 20:42. Posts 2353 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 12:00 lachlan wrote:
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 11 2009 23:32. Posts 9634 | | |
oh damn he doesnt follow bankroll management now he ll lose half of it |
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Maynard!   United States. Jun 12 2009 00:01. Posts 4453 | | |
Hmm sometimes dudes just need other dudes around to tell them not to be fucking idiots. |
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hkbubbletea   Canada. Jun 12 2009 00:20. Posts 1575 | | |
That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying. |
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jasper5408   United States. Jun 12 2009 00:49. Posts 820 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 23:20 hkbubbletea wrote:
That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying. |
the remaining half of his bankroll is crying
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Uptown   . Jun 12 2009 02:26. Posts 3557 | | |
Anullment is his only out. |
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AznFisherman   United States. Jun 12 2009 02:32. Posts 956 | | |
| | On June 11 2009 23:20 hkbubbletea wrote:
That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying. |
he can spend some more fpp's to rakeback his losses |
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muahahahahhaha this thead is jokes MUAAHH |
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Narious   Canada. Jun 12 2009 04:54. Posts 4800 | | |
He does not look nearely drunk enough in those pictures. I can not imagine what possessed him to do that. |
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Zorglub   Denmark. Jun 12 2009 05:57. Posts 2870 | | |
| | On June 12 2009 03:54 Narious wrote:
He does not look nearely drunk enough in those pictures. I can not imagine what possessed him to do that. |
Asian pussy |
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NeillyJQ   United States. Jun 12 2009 06:17. Posts 8947 | | | |
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whamm!   Albania. Jun 12 2009 06:38. Posts 11625 | | |
ahhh true love at it's finest in vegas... |
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CruiseR   Poland. Jun 12 2009 06:53. Posts 682 | | | |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 12 2009 07:45. Posts 14026 | | | |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 12 2009 08:58. Posts 9634 | | |
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I mean it would make no sense to marry a girl just to get citizenship when a guy s as rich as him |
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morph1   Sierra Leone. Jun 12 2009 09:40. Posts 2352 | | | |
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gymnast   Mexico. Jun 12 2009 10:33. Posts 704 | | |
I found an interesting character in first pic
+ Show Spoiler +
The girl must be pointing him with a gun to get married, I don't see her arms in any photo
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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 12 2009 10:58. Posts 5513 | | |
why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet |
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 12 2009 11:04. Posts 6374 | | |
| | On June 12 2009 09:58 Bigbobm wrote:
why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet |
gay alert! |
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kantoiki   Australia. Jun 12 2009 11:13. Posts 3818 | | |
I don't think anyone is saying he's bad looking, but married after 3 days of knowing somebody? Where are his friends to tell him 'wake the fuck up dickhead?
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bigbb33   Canada. Jun 12 2009 13:41. Posts 3679 | | |
| | On June 12 2009 09:58 Bigbobm wrote:
why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet |
The thread isn't about "wow I didn't think he could get married" but "wow he married someone he's known for less than a week, and with no pre-nup". |
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latigra   . Jun 13 2009 00:42. Posts 257 | | |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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MayZerG   United Kingdom. Jun 13 2009 01:35. Posts 2123 | | | |
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 13 2009 02:12. Posts 3069 | | |
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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 13 2009 02:25. Posts 5513 | | |
that was drunk pinball on my computer
i still think dario is cute though |
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Jun 13 2009 04:12. Posts 7243 | | | |
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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 13 2009 04:17. Posts 5513 | | |
that just means youre gay sober |
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TimDawg   United States. Jun 13 2009 04:17. Posts 10197 | | |
| | On June 13 2009 03:12 pinbaLL wrote:
i was hammered |
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wHaTTaDo   Germany. Jun 13 2009 04:18. Posts 1300 | | | |
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RaiNKhAN   United States. Jun 13 2009 04:28. Posts 4080 | | | |
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TimDawg   United States. Jun 13 2009 06:05. Posts 10197 | | |
| | On June 13 2009 03:28 RaiNKhAN wrote:
chadbrownPRO |
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Twisted   Netherlands. Jun 13 2009 06:44. Posts 10422 | | |
ROFL
I wanna piss on my plateh. |
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Highcard   Canada. Jun 13 2009 14:33. Posts 5428 | | | |
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so the day of his wedding (day of your life, no?!) he wear a poker stars t shirt. where is the italian touch.
lol@ the haircut too
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 25 2009 20:27. Posts 34306 | | |
Sorry to bump this shit but i missed it because of a rally...
Holy fucking shit, i hope now i get more people agreeing with me that Minieri is a stupid clown hahaha what a gullible moron.
PS: i cant see that pic everybody is laughing at, what is it about? |
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Jun 25 2009 20:31. Posts 6298 | | |
they made a picture where they took this asian girl and put her in the pokerstars VIP Shop for x amount of FPP (and wrote a really long item text too - something like "Asian wife, good at bla bla bla" if i remember correctly
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 25 2009 20:44. Posts 34306 | | | |
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DarkDevildog   United States. Jun 25 2009 23:05. Posts 1764 | | |
| | On June 25 2009 19:27 Baal wrote:
Sorry to bump this shit but i missed it because of a rally...
Holy fucking shit, i hope now i get more people agreeing with me that Minieri is a stupid clown hahaha what a gullible moron.
PS: i cant see that pic everybody is laughing at, what is it about? |
it was this pic, except with the asian girls face
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Darki   Peru. Jun 26 2009 09:16. Posts 687 | | | |
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Cooper83   . Jun 26 2009 13:48. Posts 288 | | |
A little old yet still hilarious. |
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Fujikura   United States. Jun 26 2009 20:46. Posts 1795 | | | |
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roflll that video
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