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shaneomac   United States. Jun 11 2009 12:14. Posts 4245

Dario Minieri met a girl three days ago and got married two days after their first meeting.
Check it out:



i just ripped this post straight off of thepokerbay. anyone know any further information about this?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 11 2009 12:16. Posts 14026

3 days?
REALLY?!?!?

pokerstars outfit
classy las vegas location

the scarf is now irrelevant, Dario is a full blown retard


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:20. Posts 15163

What is the big deal, like he is the first one to buy an Asian wife...

Good use of concierge service imo

93% Sure!  

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:23. Posts 8918

lol lemon
Anyway who cares tho? really?


Zuries   United Kingdom. Jun 11 2009 12:28. Posts 120

wat?

from 2+2, made me lol hahaha

http://www.picfront.org/d/Gs96F33tZN5/PSFPPBRiDEvsDARiO.jpg

 Last edit: 11/06/2009 12:31

TekxY   Mexico. Jun 11 2009 12:31. Posts 236

Welcome to the desert... of the Real.Last edit: 20/10/2024 11:48

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 11 2009 12:35. Posts 6374


  On June 11 2009 11:20 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
What is the big deal, like he is the first one to buy an Asian wife...

Good use of concierge service imo



qft, lemon bought one too

ban baal 

street_hooker   Andorra. Jun 11 2009 12:37. Posts 505

looks like a street hooker


Luna_Bluffgood   Germany. Jun 11 2009 12:39. Posts 1220

what is the word? Maneater or golddigger?


street_hooker   Andorra. Jun 11 2009 12:41. Posts 505

2 days = obvious digger


Gumster   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 12:41. Posts 2291


  On June 11 2009 11:28 Zuries wrote:
from 2+2, made me lol hahaha





edit: nvm not working, funny ass picture tho

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverbLast edit: 11/06/2009 12:42

uiCk   Canada. Jun 11 2009 12:47. Posts 3521

she looks so hapy in the 2nd pic..

lol

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

street_hooker   Andorra. Jun 11 2009 12:55. Posts 505

anyone know where dario gets all his money


jasper5408   United States. Jun 11 2009 12:58. Posts 820

how is dario not gay -_-


lachlan   Australia. Jun 11 2009 13:00. Posts 6991

lol



(source: two)

full ringLast edit: 12/06/2009 07:29

Loco   Canada. Jun 11 2009 13:06. Posts 21021

1 mirrion lol

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 11 2009 13:07. Posts 599

rofl

pokerstars vip store ftw

dcsscd hijo de pinos 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 11 2009 13:10. Posts 4307

wat

Rise and Shine 

gororokgororok   Netherlands. Jun 11 2009 13:13. Posts 3941

he didnt get it


boblion   Andorra. Jun 11 2009 13:19. Posts 354

Ev- move imo.

I worship variance but she is a bitch. 

auffenpuffer   Finland. Jun 11 2009 14:08. Posts 1429

whats "been approved by Barry Greenstein" referring to?


nicksson   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 14:10. Posts 4662

Barry knows asian women like no one else


Cooper83   . Jun 11 2009 14:15. Posts 288


  On June 11 2009 11:58 jasper5408 wrote:
how is dario not gay -_-



Who says that's a she?


Bejamin1   Canada. Jun 11 2009 15:41. Posts 7042

Pre-nup anyone?

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

TheTank   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:06. Posts 830

dude you can't hire a lawyer and write out a prenup, then convince her to both A) marry you AND B) sign a pre nup in 3 days.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

newbie.cjb   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:13. Posts 3096

gayy why cant i be a asian girl

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. Jun 11 2009 16:26. Posts 1687


  On June 11 2009 15:13 newbie.cjb wrote:
gayy why cant i be a asian girl




lol i found this quite funny actually =p

poker is soooo much easier when you flop sets 

Bigbobm   United States. Jun 11 2009 16:56. Posts 5513

neither look american
who thinks he did this for citizenship?

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

milkman   United States. Jun 11 2009 17:06. Posts 5719

maybe he got word of my propbet idea and beat me to it..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jun 11 2009 17:26. Posts 1793


  On June 11 2009 16:06 milkman wrote:
maybe he got word of my propbet idea and beat me to it..



this made me think of your propbet. guess you didn't agree to it, so you don't lose!

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

BalloonFight   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:15. Posts 1380

hahaha, whos setting the line on how long till we hear of a divorce.


Naolan   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:36. Posts 72

3months


TremendousGats   Canada. Jun 11 2009 19:51. Posts 467

what a nerd, rocking the pokerstars shirt at his weddding...

How you want it, bars or bullets? 

newbie.cjb   United States. Jun 11 2009 19:55. Posts 3096

3 days divorce

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Jun 11 2009 20:03. Posts 6298

LOL


longple    Sweden. Jun 11 2009 20:14. Posts 4472


  On June 11 2009 11:28 Zuries wrote:
wat?

from 2+2, made me lol hahaha

http://www.picfront.org/d/Gs96F33tZN5/PSFPPBRiDEvsDARiO.jpg



looooooooooooool


Repusz   Hungary. Jun 11 2009 20:26. Posts 1033

Sometimes I feel like the whole fking world is a huge level.... I am getting paranoid....


Repusz   Hungary. Jun 11 2009 20:27. Posts 1033

Harry Potter married Cho???


EscapingR   Netherlands. Jun 11 2009 20:42. Posts 2353


  On June 11 2009 12:00 lachlan wrote:
lol




lol this is gold!


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 11 2009 23:32. Posts 9634

oh damn he doesnt follow bankroll management now he ll lose half of it


Maynard!   United States. Jun 12 2009 00:01. Posts 4453

Hmm sometimes dudes just need other dudes around to tell them not to be fucking idiots.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

hkbubbletea   Canada. Jun 12 2009 00:20. Posts 1575

That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying.

Raise me and die. 

jasper5408   United States. Jun 12 2009 00:49. Posts 820


  On June 11 2009 23:20 hkbubbletea wrote:
That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying.



the remaining half of his bankroll is crying

fyp


Uptown   . Jun 12 2009 02:26. Posts 3557

Anullment is his only out.

Half Pot! 

AznFisherman   United States. Jun 12 2009 02:32. Posts 956


  On June 11 2009 23:20 hkbubbletea wrote:
That story doesn't add up. No matter how much you have a connection with someone you just don't go and marry them like that. Dario's bankroll must be crying.



he can spend some more fpp's to rakeback his losses


iverson2k2k   Canada. Jun 12 2009 02:39. Posts 475

muahahahahhaha this thead is jokes MUAAHH

You see...whenever I start feeling sick...I just stop being sick...and be awesome instead...true story... 

Narious   Canada. Jun 12 2009 04:54. Posts 4800

He does not look nearely drunk enough in those pictures. I can not imagine what possessed him to do that.


Zorglub   Denmark. Jun 12 2009 05:57. Posts 2870


  On June 12 2009 03:54 Narious wrote:
He does not look nearely drunk enough in those pictures. I can not imagine what possessed him to do that.



Asian pussy

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

NeillyJQ   United States. Jun 12 2009 06:17. Posts 8947

lachlan looooool

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

whamm!   Albania. Jun 12 2009 06:38. Posts 11625

ahhh true love at it's finest in vegas...


CruiseR   Poland. Jun 12 2009 06:53. Posts 682

shes adorable


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 12 2009 07:45. Posts 14026


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 12 2009 08:58. Posts 9634


  On June 12 2009 06:45 byrnesam wrote:



Hm correct me if im wrong but doesnt a green card cost 50,000$
I mean it would make no sense to marry a girl just to get citizenship when a guy s as rich as him


morph1   Sierra Leone. Jun 12 2009 09:40. Posts 2352

lol

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

gymnast   Mexico. Jun 12 2009 10:33. Posts 704

I found an interesting character in first pic
+ Show Spoiler +



The girl must be pointing him with a gun to get married, I don't see her arms in any photo

Club NL10 ballers 

Twisted    Netherlands. Jun 12 2009 10:41. Posts 10422

uncle phil!


Bigbobm   United States. Jun 12 2009 10:58. Posts 5513

why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 12 2009 11:04. Posts 6374


  On June 12 2009 09:58 Bigbobm wrote:
why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet

gay alert!

ban baal 

kantoiki   Australia. Jun 12 2009 11:13. Posts 3818

I don't think anyone is saying he's bad looking, but married after 3 days of knowing somebody? Where are his friends to tell him 'wake the fuck up dickhead?

Shit friends

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

bigbb33   Canada. Jun 12 2009 13:41. Posts 3679


  On June 12 2009 09:58 Bigbobm wrote:
why are you guys really surprised that dario is married? the guy is really pretty cute... and he is secured economically so who would say no to him? i think its pretty sweet



The thread isn't about "wow I didn't think he could get married" but "wow he married someone he's known for less than a week, and with no pre-nup".

they see me trollin, they hatin 

latigra   . Jun 13 2009 00:42. Posts 257

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


MayZerG   United Kingdom. Jun 13 2009 01:35. Posts 2123

LMFAO

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jun 13 2009 02:12. Posts 3069

He's wearing a pokerstars shirt at his own wedding

===== mrpav.com ===== 

Bigbobm   United States. Jun 13 2009 02:25. Posts 5513

that was drunk pinball on my computer

i still think dario is cute though

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Jun 13 2009 04:12. Posts 7243

i wasnt drunk


Bigbobm   United States. Jun 13 2009 04:17. Posts 5513

that just means youre gay sober

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

TimDawg    United States. Jun 13 2009 04:17. Posts 10197


  On June 13 2009 03:12 pinbaLL wrote:
i was hammered

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

wHaTTaDo   Germany. Jun 13 2009 04:18. Posts 1300


RaiNKhAN    United States. Jun 13 2009 04:28. Posts 4080

ahahahah whattado

The biggest Rockets, Sixers, and Grizzlies fan you will ever meet! 

Martas440   Czech Republic. Jun 13 2009 04:34. Posts 18

lol perfect!!!


TimDawg    United States. Jun 13 2009 06:05. Posts 10197


  On June 13 2009 03:28 RaiNKhAN wrote:
chadbrownPRO

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

Twisted    Netherlands. Jun 13 2009 06:44. Posts 10422

ROFL

I wanna piss on my plateh.


dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 13 2009 07:34. Posts 6374

rofl

ban baal 

MadeInPolanD   Poland. Jun 13 2009 08:48. Posts 1383

this is so -EV

Make it rain$$$ 

SmokingDough   Canada. Jun 13 2009 12:10. Posts 365

dario jus trips me out more and more everytime.

Blaze it up 

Highcard   Canada. Jun 13 2009 14:33. Posts 5428

god that vid is funny

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

frenchylucky   Finland. Jun 13 2009 15:05. Posts 1788

so the day of his wedding (day of your life, no?!) he wear a poker stars t shirt. where is the italian touch.
lol@ the haircut too

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland...Last edit: 13/06/2009 15:06

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 25 2009 20:27. Posts 34306

Sorry to bump this shit but i missed it because of a rally...

Holy fucking shit, i hope now i get more people agreeing with me that Minieri is a stupid clown hahaha what a gullible moron.


PS: i cant see that pic everybody is laughing at, what is it about?

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Jun 25 2009 20:31. Posts 6298

they made a picture where they took this asian girl and put her in the pokerstars VIP Shop for x amount of FPP (and wrote a really long item text too - something like "Asian wife, good at bla bla bla" if i remember correctly

kind of hilarious..


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 25 2009 20:44. Posts 34306

rofl

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DarkDevildog   United States. Jun 25 2009 23:05. Posts 1764


  On June 25 2009 19:27 Baal wrote:
Sorry to bump this shit but i missed it because of a rally...

Holy fucking shit, i hope now i get more people agreeing with me that Minieri is a stupid clown hahaha what a gullible moron.


PS: i cant see that pic everybody is laughing at, what is it about?



it was this pic, except with the asian girls face

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

Darki   Peru. Jun 26 2009 09:16. Posts 687

LOL!!

http://reavermicro.blogspot.com/ actualizado 2013!! 

Cooper83   . Jun 26 2009 13:48. Posts 288

A little old yet still hilarious.


Fujikura   United States. Jun 26 2009 20:46. Posts 1795

Roflllllll no pre-nup gg

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

biabiaflexer   Canada. Jun 27 2009 03:58. Posts 244

L M F A O @ DARKDEVILDOG

nice read :D 

Liquid`Drone   Norway. Jun 27 2009 11:06. Posts 3096

roflll that video

also i think this is sweet!!

lol POKER 

 



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