Looks or Game? - Page 307

Try to have sex as fast as you can, sir.

wait a minute...

is there some sort of disease where you have absolutely no notion of time whatsoever?

think about it, this thread would make so much sense

Again, I suggest more slapping of her ass.

I'm guessing floofy isn't getting off because this chick has no idea how to ride a dick and floofy is too much of a robot to fuck her and make her his bitch for 5 minutes.

so many chicks can't ride a dick and you don't fucking let them unless you're about to cum and want to last longer.

On December 30 2008 18:29 Loco wrote: wait a minute... is there some sort of disease where you have absolutely no notion of time whatsoever? think about it, this thread would make so much sense

+1

On December 31 2008 01:24 CrownRoyal wrote: I'm guessing floofy isn't getting off because this chick has no idea how to ride a dick and floofy is too much of a robot to fuck her and make her his bitch for 5 minutes. so many chicks can't ride a dick and you don't fucking let them unless you're about to cum and want to last longer.

how retarded exactly do u think Floofy and his girl are lol

dude have you seriously never been with a girl who when she gets on top just and does this rock back and forth that does absolutely nothing for you but apparently feels amazing to her?

i think it describe it weel crown

shes like "OHHHHH WEEEE OHHH WEE"
and im like.... wait... is my dick even in there?

On December 31 2008 15:06 CrownRoyal wrote: dude have you seriously never been with a girl who when she gets on top just and does this rock back and forth that does absolutely nothing for you but apparently feels amazing to her?

haha yeah i just try to stay hard and act like im enjoying it until she gets off

this is just some huge freak show in a cabaret I think and one day floofy is gonna blow his cover and laugh at us, because this is getting unreal.

On December 30 2008 16:28 Muhweli wrote: Show nested quote + On December 30 2008 12:03 Floofy wrote: yes i wank at home and it takes 5 min 50 pages ago it was 20min+. I'm glad you're finally getting times into correct proportions. Either way - if you can cum in 5min by wanking and not in 1.5 by having sex with a woman. I'm pretty sure it makes you some sort of perv or gay. Too bad. Problem is still u tho - try imagining her as a hairy fat biker - maybe that'll get you off.

It is because vagina is significantly looser then your hand, and as far as Floofy goes i suggest to refrain from masturbation for a few days before sexual encounter. You also adjust with experience.

Obviously I meant to say 1.5 hours, not 1.5 min.

Some vags are actually ridiculously tight too ;D But from what I've heard - such is not the case with this one :D

Either way, if he is able to cum, he should be able to do it during sex too. Saying it's not technique is just pure bs.

On January 01 2009 18:58 Muhweli wrote: Some vags are actually ridiculously tight too ;D

Sez the kid with the yellow fever!

Either way, if he is able to cum, he should be able to do it during sex too. Saying it's not technique is just pure bs.

It is, im juss sayin its really really standard.

On December 31 2008 15:06 CrownRoyal wrote: dude have you seriously never been with a girl who when she gets on top just and does this rock back and forth that does absolutely nothing for you but apparently feels amazing to her?

lol

this brings back some bad memories ^^

jesus christ

question...when a woman says she's cummin and holds on to you real hard, is it ever better for her for you to stay still or keep at it, tbh i never really get that coz i hate gettting interrupted every time lol

On January 01 2009 20:33 whamm! wrote: question...when a woman says she's cummin and holds on to you real hard, is it ever better for her for you to stay still or keep at it, tbh i never really get that coz i hate gettting interrupted every time lol

u can tell when she gets there. at that point, deep thrust and hold it there

On December 31 2008 16:18 Floofy wrote: i think it describe it weel crown shes like "OHHHHH WEEEE OHHH WEE" and im like.... wait... is my dick even in there?

ever occur to you she might be faking it?

Lol, she's obviously faking it.

especially since floofy seems so afraid of her vagina he's probably skipped the foreplay too.

On January 01 2009 16:22 Royal_Rumble wrote: this is just some huge freak show in a cabaret I think and one day floofy is gonna blow his cover and laugh at us, because this is getting unreal.

this