Girl advice

Can't really offer any good advice but great post cool story gl!

sorry cant give advice without pics

for how long have you been dating her?

isnt there any other way you can help her with about her visa without having to marry her?

On December 20 2016 05:41 handbanana21 wrote: sorry cant give advice without pics

Isn't there a lot of different Visa options for her since she's here in the country? Can't she start studying at a school or I know depending on the province you live there are work options she could apply for where they are looking for specific type of work? I think its called Provincial Nomination program depends on your province she might have to go work in a remote area. Has she applied for a work permit? If she can get a job offer from somewhere that is willing to sponsor her and that meets a bunch of criteria she would be eligible. I would explore other options before you marry her.

There are many things to consider before you come to such an important decision

Does she play video games?







Can she reach the top shelf?




Is she a good sport?




Or does she read girly magazines



ignore you and stares at computer all day?




its tough mate, give it till after Xmas and see how it turns out



She may be the one and only

On December 20 2016 05:43 Baalim wrote: for how long have you been dating her? isnt there any other way you can help her with about her visa without having to marry her?

ive been chatting with her for 3 months.

we been dating for 3 weeks.
This week, i'm in vacantion and spending all week with her. So far its just amazing. I literally can't name a thing i dislike about her. Ok she didn't wanna swallow.

I don't know if there is any other option, i guess its partly the reason of this post....

Oh also here's a little back story as to why she's even here....
Her brother is like a really muscular black dude who has tons of success with girls. Many years ago, he seduced some quebec girl who visited his country, and they married. So now her brother is a quebec resident. Now, what she told me (dunno if true), is that after 5 years she left him, and now she wanna get back with him but he doesn't want to.

On December 20 2016 05:53 FMLuser wrote: Isn't there a lot of different Visa options for her since she's here in the country? Can't she start studying at a school or I know depending on the province you live there are work options she could apply for where they are looking for specific type of work? I think its called Provincial Nomination program depends on your province she might have to go work in a remote area. Has she applied for a work permit? If she can get a job offer from somewhere that is willing to sponsor her and that meets a bunch of criteria she would be eligible. I would explore other options before you marry her.

Very good points. I know some people from other countries study here. I talked to her about this. I think the problem is its very costly (not 100% sure).

About work, i have no idea how it works. The problem is she doesn't really have any special abilities or studies so idk how easy this would be. But def something i need to explore with her. Right now she's working in a hotel as a room cleaner (but like, undeclared).

On December 20 2016 05:54 spets1 wrote: There are many things to consider before you come to such an important decision Does she play video games?

Lol i know your post is a joke but ill answer this anyways.

Its actually a little strange. When we chatted, i sometimes told her i'd like to play video games with her. Obviously i decided to go for something simple since i figured a girl from a third world country probably isn't the biggest nerd. So i told her we could play mario maker (which is like the classic mario), and she was all happy, saying she did play it as a child.

When we finally dated.... we did play. But seriously... she was literally worse than a 4yo at mario. Like literally she was the worst video game player i've ever seen haha

On December 20 2016 05:48 TimDawg wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 05:41 handbanana21 wrote: sorry cant give advice without pics

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On December 20 2016 06:01 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 05:53 FMLuser wrote: Isn't there a lot of different Visa options for her since she's here in the country? Can't she start studying at a school or I know depending on the province you live there are work options she could apply for where they are looking for specific type of work? I think its called Provincial Nomination program depends on your province she might have to go work in a remote area. Has she applied for a work permit? If she can get a job offer from somewhere that is willing to sponsor her and that meets a bunch of criteria she would be eligible. I would explore other options before you marry her. Very good points. I know some people from other countries study here. I talked to her about this. I think the problem is its very costly (not 100% sure). About work, i have no idea how it works. The problem is she doesn't really have any special abilities or studies so idk how easy this would be. But def something i need to explore with her. Right now she's working in a hotel as a room cleaner (but like, undeclared).

I would suggest then seeing if she can get a the place shes working at right now to sponsor or to looking into getting a job as a nanny or something a lot of times the people that will hire can sponsor her to stay in Canada. I would check out this site as there are a tons of different options for her to stay here http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/ But yeah school is super expensive for overseas students like triple what a citizen pays

Recently met a girl =/= considering marriage...

Don't do it man imo. Way too soon and I wonder if you are rebounding/bouncing around a bit. Not the best mind state to be making longterm romantic decisions.

To be fair to you though she is pretty damn cute and someone with her background is more likely to be a "quality" woman. I just don't think you should sell yourself short, there will be plenty of cute and nice chicks in your life. You don't have to lock this one down because you're worried she'll be gone soon.

All imo of course. Good luck.

lmao...

Obviously DON'T marry her...

TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better.

Anyway, DON'T marry her...

On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her...

I agree shes not THAT hot. I think what makes her special is more how good sex is, and her personality.
But for me, her looks are perfectly fine. If she was a 10/10, it would make it even more likely to me that she is just using me...

But yea... i guess marriage is a pretty bad idea. I was 100% expecting you guys to tell me not to, but hearing it from you guys is a good way to make sure i don't actually do it lol. I was also looking for good advice as to alternative ways to make her stay xD

pheromones bro

you won't be thinking straight about anything for a few weeks to a few months

Sex is meaningless, look long term: if you're getting married its main purpose is to raise children, look after each other as you grow old (and lose sexability), and in general be great allies for each other.

Don't be tricked by Trudeau and his empty hedonism. Build something to be proud of.

P.S: generalizations in here (exceptions exist obv):
http://imgur.com/a/ZnzOk

On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her...

Could not reply better than this


Also wp spets for saving the blogpost

what an update to floofy's look or game.

Burkina Faso sounds like a planet in Mass Effect so all of this shit is fake af.

Try again, FLOOFY.

On December 20 2016 11:32 Spitfiree wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her... Could not reply better than this Also wp spets for saving the blogpost

What the fuck. PuertoRican is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about his expectations? And since when is looks the center of the focus when you're considering marrying someone? It's the least important factor.

Anyway, I agree it's a terrible idea to marry her. There's uncertainty in every single one of your posts Floofy. You don't trust her - you say she could be lying about this and that. Marriage is the last thing an uncertain person should be getting involved in. You'd be making a decision based on fear.

On December 20 2016 16:01 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 11:32 Spitfiree wrote:   On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her... Could not reply better than this Also wp spets for saving the blogpost What the fuck. PuertoRican is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about his expectations? And since when is looks the center of the focus when you're considering marrying someone? It's the least important factor. Anyway, I agree it's a terrible idea to marry her. There's uncertainty in every single one of your posts Floofy. You don't trust her - you say she could be lying about this and that. Marriage is the last thing an uncertain person should be getting involved in. You'd be making a decision based on fear.

Of course i'm uncertain. I've known her IRL for 3 weeks, and she's "too good to be true".

Maybe i'm generalizing, but usually women on the internet are on the internet for a reason. There's always something wrong with them. Either fat, or ugly, or bad sex, or shit personality, or wants to wait 3 month before sex, etc.

Tell her to do like baal, jump the border before there is a wall

On December 20 2016 16:07 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 16:01 Loco wrote:   On December 20 2016 11:32 Spitfiree wrote:   On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her... Could not reply better than this Also wp spets for saving the blogpost What the fuck. PuertoRican is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about his expectations? And since when is looks the center of the focus when you're considering marrying someone? It's the least important factor. Anyway, I agree it's a terrible idea to marry her. There's uncertainty in every single one of your posts Floofy. You don't trust her - you say she could be lying about this and that. Marriage is the last thing an uncertain person should be getting involved in. You'd be making a decision based on fear. Of course i'm uncertain. I've known her IRL for 3 weeks, and she's "too good to be true". Maybe i'm generalizing, but usually women on the internet are on the internet for a reason. There's always something wrong with them. Either fat, or ugly, or bad sex, or shit personality, or wants to wait 3 month before sex, etc.

dude, everybody is on the internet nowadays

On December 20 2016 16:07 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 16:01 Loco wrote:   On December 20 2016 11:32 Spitfiree wrote:   On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her... Could not reply better than this Also wp spets for saving the blogpost What the fuck. PuertoRican is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about his expectations? And since when is looks the center of the focus when you're considering marrying someone? It's the least important factor. Anyway, I agree it's a terrible idea to marry her. There's uncertainty in every single one of your posts Floofy. You don't trust her - you say she could be lying about this and that. Marriage is the last thing an uncertain person should be getting involved in. You'd be making a decision based on fear. Of course i'm uncertain. I've known her IRL for 3 weeks, and she's "too good to be true". Maybe i'm generalizing, but usually women on the internet are on the internet for a reason. There's always something wrong with them. Either fat, or ugly, or bad sex, or shit personality, or wants to wait 3 month before sex, etc.

What makes you single out the women only? The men on those same dating websites, they get a pass?

There's always something wrong with people, whether they're on the net or not. You have to be more specific. I guess you're saying if they're not unattractive, then they're more likely to want to take advantage of you if you meet them on the net. I don't think this specifically relates to the net, but when we're talking about a girl from a third world country... then yea....

Don't marry man. Sex is amazing now. She's giving massages to you now. Things will change after you get married. Ask your dick to think a bit more longterm.

The guy is wondering whether or not to marry a chick he s known for 3 weeks after previously having the most disturbingly funny thread about women in the history of Internet. If you respond in a non asshole kind of way he might actually think it would be good for him to marry her.

I get it pheromones and all... but use your head honestly. And stop posting the pictures of your girlfriend on the internet randomly without her consent, its disrespectful to her and makes you look like a pathetic attention seeker. This is not the first time you've done it.

Dude, 3 weeks? I've been with my previous gf for over 7 years and we split.
Honestly, especially you recently broke up with your girlfriend you won't be thinking straight. Been there, done that.

Simple rule: don't make life changing decisions after suffering from a loss.

On December 20 2016 05:57 Floofy wrote: Her brother is like a really muscular black dude who has tons of success with girls. Many years ago, he seduced some quebec girl who visited his country, and they married..

Her brother, who was raised along her went to Canada and seduced a fool for a citizenship, and now you want to marry the sister who you have been dating for 3 weeks, you cant be this dumb.

Stop thinking with your cock for a minute and you will realize what a fish you are being, help her getting some kind of visa extension if you can, and if you can't, well she is gone, too fucking bad, for fucks sake

Just find a way to keep her around longer without having to commit hard. I don't know the policies, but most likely if she leaves Canada just for a short while and then asks for another 2 or 3 months tourist Visa, she will get it again. You say you work in IT so I am sure you know how to find information.

You need more time and info to make a decision like this. And also don't make it with your dick.

(Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet)

too huge of a decision for number 2. you guys need to find a work around so you can get more time to see if shes really the one

she's obviously not the one lol, he keeps focusing of sex, as if it was the end all be all of relationships

pics? obviously ask married guys. No don't do it under the circumstances you mentioned, it's just stupid. But yeah looks matter, if you really find her super attractive it does help A LOT in keeping you both interested in each other. In my experience I've had really tough times with the wife and there was a time looks was the only thing making the marriage bearable, looks buys you time to get your head straight at least in some extreme situations.

marriage is a human construct, it gets a lot harder dealing with it the smarter and more options people have at their disposal.

Look mate, you're not an idiot but I strongly think number 2 is a bad idea. You're in an early phase of the relationship that can affect your judgement of her and her situation. She is not perfect, you already told us she doesn't swallow. Also, the temptation to lock someone like this down can be high, especially if you perceive them as ticking all boxes but remember she has a large motivation to also be imbalanced here and do anything you ask, which makes her likely to please you more and be more seductive temporarily. Also, you will be more exciting to her as you tick a lot of major boxes (security mainly) but realistically, probably not all. Notably, whether this will last after she's gained a secure footing in the country or not is impossible to say which makes answering this harder (a clear tick in the bad idea column). She couldn't answer you honestly if you asked but I can guarantee emotionally she'll have some shift between where she is now and months after she gained status. However, it's so up in the air with both your judgements impaired: likey too soon for you even though it feels it's not & her motivations to get out of her country and cling to your security. Since she can't answer you truthfully imo, it's up to you to see how this'll play out down the line and direct things that way. That doesn't mean you can influence things to the degree that will make it work, but it's likely if you have the highly developed panther-level game I imagine you have at this point that you could extend it a great deal, maybe making it last a long time. Largely, when you're rushing into a decision as major as this for someone else's gain, you have to harshly consider if they have any motivations to lie and compromise the whole thing. Sadly, she does and it's a motherfucker but the position is bad to develop things further imo. That said, nothing wrong with spending more time with her, ultimately it's your life to take risks with but marriage is such a bad idea unless you're absolutely fucking sure which takes both time and a stable setup, not just if she swallows or not

She's hot..sex is great...let's marry her.

No, that's not how a successful marriage starts. You hardly know this person. You don' really know who she is...

And divorce isn't just signing a couple papers and calling it good. It's terribly expensive and a massive headache.

Don't be just another statistic with a failed marriage.

Aw I missed the pic.

I think first, you have to make sure your judgment isn't impaired due to the honeymoon phase of a new relationship and a recent breakup. If you're clear minded and you still think she's the one, then:

You gotta know what she thinks of you.

How did you two meet? Does she feel the same way about you? Is she doing this for the citizenship? Does she think she's higher/lower/equal value to you? Will the infatuation phase end? If she stops giving you as much attention, stops massages, demands massages and other things, will you feel the same way? If you don't go for this one, what are your options? Children? Family? Future? How old are you? What are your life plans?

Scrolled to second page to find the pic,
no pic

:-(

The solution is simple , if you love her , go live with her in Burkina Faso
Floofy always deliver

Don't marry her.

I mean isn't it obvious? She learned from her presumably older brother that getting married gets you to a better place, so you need to really ask yourself how much of all the boxes shes ticking off now is just a means to an end and how much of it is going to stay. If you want to get married, go see a lawyer and protect yourself.

On December 20 2016 16:37 Fayth wrote: Show nested quote + On December 20 2016 16:07 Floofy wrote:   On December 20 2016 16:01 Loco wrote:   On December 20 2016 11:32 Spitfiree wrote:   On December 20 2016 06:52 PuertoRican wrote: lmao... Obviously DON'T marry her... TBH, I was expecting her to be better looking than this. To be clear, I don't think she's ugly, but considering you're even thinking of marrying her... I expected something a little better. Anyway, DON'T marry her... Could not reply better than this Also wp spets for saving the blogpost What the fuck. PuertoRican is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about his expectations? And since when is looks the center of the focus when you're considering marrying someone? It's the least important factor. Anyway, I agree it's a terrible idea to marry her. There's uncertainty in every single one of your posts Floofy. You don't trust her - you say she could be lying about this and that. Marriage is the last thing an uncertain person should be getting involved in. You'd be making a decision based on fear. Of course i'm uncertain. I've known her IRL for 3 weeks, and she's "too good to be true". Maybe i'm generalizing, but usually women on the internet are on the internet for a reason. There's always something wrong with them. Either fat, or ugly, or bad sex, or shit personality, or wants to wait 3 month before sex, etc. dude, everybody is on the internet nowadays

I don't know why but this post made me laugh hysterically after reading it

results?

Marry her.

On December 23 2016 09:09 dnagardi wrote: results?

She's gonna try to get work permit from her job.

Otherwise i guess ill'listen to absolutly everyone and not marry her =(

You should not make long term plans for life together while you are still in the crushy I just wanna fuck allll the time phase. That phase rarely lasts more than 3-6 months (and isn't sex pretty much always amazing while you are in this phase?). Looks also just.. they make you fall for someone (and having a hot gf can make you not fall for someone else), but they're far, far from the most important of a long term relationship.

Now, if not for the whole, you gotta support her for 3 years, I'd actually be okay with marriage; if you enter it lightly you can also leave it lightly. I have no qualms about what's essentially pro forma marriage. But committing for 3 years over someone you've known for a couple of months is more likely than not a bad idea. And you absolutely must completely trust the person; which means you need to have experienced some type of strife. Seeming like the most charming, nice person when you are in love is EASY. But a large majority of a marriage is spent without being crazy in love.

I have a really good friend who went like, age 22 until 30 without having a girlfriend and virtually without getting laid. Then he met a girl from Mauritius, they started dating. He was over the fucking top happy, constantly blissful because he was just so crazy in love, they had lots of sex and he thought it was the best thing ever, she lived with him for like 4 months, and that mightve just been the best 4 months of his life. Then she had to go back to Mauritius for some family issues, was supposed to come back after a month or two. A month passes, my friend is becoming increasingly distraught. Tries to message her, to call her, to contact her in any way. He either gets dismissive answers ('I can't tell you when I'm coming back, super busy gotta go') or stories that to me sounded like obvious fabrications. Several months passed, I think at one point like two months pretty much without them talking together - and I don't think more than 10 minutes passed during those two months where he didn't think about her. She's been gone for almost 2 years now - he only 'broke up' with her after she had been gone for 6 months or so. 3 months after that, he started dating a girl who was less attractive but far more compatible with him - they are still together, and to be honest, I think they are gonna stay together for a very long time.

I think if he had the option of marrying the first one to make her stay before she had to go back, he would've done it. And I think that would've been a terrible mistake.

We need updates. Want to know if she trapped you into giving here Canadian citizenship, like a few people I know (you can guess the end result)

marry her please, we need more posts

Your getting scammed bro. You should at least ask her for 10k for marrying her into canada.
Rub one out first before you marry her and see if you feel the same way.
'Girls are hard to find.' No not really, but if you feel the need to settle there is no shame in that. People marry for convenience all the time. Guys will shamelessly mail order a wife for sex because they have settled that its better than living life alone.

seems ridiculous. i'm not a people person but on paper this relationship won't work out. she sounds insecure and unwieldy. i don't understand your rationale at all. i'd break up with her and stop investing

This is going to sound a bit harsh, but your potential future with this girl (whether she's ideal for you or not) is not the least bit concerning compared to how you go about making life-changing (and possibly life ruining) decisions.

On December 24 2016 14:18 tomson wrote: This is going to sound a bit harsh, but your potential future with this girl (whether she's ideal for you or not) is not the least bit concerning compared to how you go about making life-changing (and possibly life ruining) decisions.

exactly what needed to be said

On December 23 2016 23:19 uiCk wrote: We need updates. Want to know if she trapped you into giving here Canadian citizenship, like a few people I know (you can guess the end result)

She never mentionned marriage.

Right now we're trying to get her to have work permit from her job or to extend her stay

On December 24 2016 14:18 tomson wrote: This is going to sound a bit harsh, but your potential future with this girl (whether she's ideal for you or not) is not the least bit concerning compared to how you go about making life-changing (and possibly life ruining) decisions.

Maybe i'm wrong but this seems a bit over the top. "life ruining". To me the worst case scenario would be she snaps breakup after getting in canada, and goes on social security for 3 years and it cost me like 30K.
but...
#1, there is a law that she actually is supposed to do genuine marriage for 2 years. Obviously, if she break that law, its very complex for me (gotta go in court etc), but essentially i can get her out of Canada. Doubt she would risk it.
#2 I highly doubt her love is 100% fake. Its not like i went in some high world country and bring back a random girl from it. SHE went here, and picked a guy she liked (she had tons of choice).
#3 From what i know of her, i highly doubt she would go on social security and sit on her ass. Right now she could do exactly that (let her bother feed her), but she prefers working.

Now, i'm not saying marriage is a smart choice, i just mean i think that "life ruining" is over the top.

how did you meet her anyway?

On December 26 2016 17:37 Floofy wrote: Maybe i'm wrong but this seems a bit over the top. "life ruining". To me the worst case scenario would be she snaps breakup after getting in canada, and goes on social security for 3 years and it cost me like 30K. .

Of course, because the WORST thing that can happen from a failed marriage is losing 30k LMAO.


The worst that can happen is you stay with her, she gets pregnant and you spawn a couple of children into this world while you realize that this isnt the woman you thought she were, you dont love her and she treats you worse every day but you keep going because you love your children, as bitter years go by, you yell at each other worse and worse, and dont even care about doing it in front of the children anymore and you thank the days where you played poker and learned to deal with frustration because otherwise you wouldnt be able to muster all your self control to not slap her across her face when she pushes your buttons.

So finally you decide to get a divoce, but she wont give it easily, this goes to court and gets ugly fast, you lose half your shit, and half your future check for the next 18 years, she uses your own children as hostages to extract even more money from you and you can barely see them so you start drinking a bit more than what you should, one rainy day in your 1 bedroom shitty apartment in a drunken stupor you remember that one thread in LiquidPoker.net where people told you not to fucking marry a girl you just dated for 3 weeks and that is the last memory you have before you blow your brains out.



Now thats how the worst scenario looks like lol.

LOLLL baal

lol.

btw real "Worst Case Scenario" actually looks like this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadly_Women

No. of seasons 9
No. of episodes 129 (List of episodes)

LOL that was great baal

LOL one of your best posts ever Baal

On December 28 2016 21:51 Fayth wrote: how did you meet her anyway?

internet as usual

On December 30 2016 05:35 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On December 26 2016 17:37 Floofy wrote: Maybe i'm wrong but this seems a bit over the top. "life ruining". To me the worst case scenario would be she snaps breakup after getting in canada, and goes on social security for 3 years and it cost me like 30K. . Of course, because the WORST thing that can happen from a failed marriage is losing 30k LMAO. The worst that can happen is you stay with her, she gets pregnant and you spawn a couple of children into this world while you realize that this isnt the woman you thought she were, you dont love her and she treats you worse every day but you keep going because you love your children, as bitter years go by, you yell at each other worse and worse, and dont even care about doing it in front of the children anymore and you thank the days where you played poker and learned to deal with frustration because otherwise you wouldnt be able to muster all your self control to not slap her across her face when she pushes your buttons. So finally you decide to get a divoce, but she wont give it easily, this goes to court and gets ugly fast, you lose half your shit, and half your future check for the next 18 years, she uses your own children as hostages to extract even more money from you and you can barely see them so you start drinking a bit more than what you should, one rainy day in your 1 bedroom shitty apartment in a drunken stupor you remember that one thread in LiquidPoker.net where people told you not to fucking marry a girl you just dated for 3 weeks and that is the last memory you have before you blow your brains out. Now thats how the worst scenario looks like lol.

Lol valid point

Any updates?

This all seems like a pretty -EV idea.

On January 04 2017 14:32 iop wrote: Any updates?

We gonna try to extend her stay by 6 months.

It fails prolly gonna give up on her =(