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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 17:41. Posts 8646
The LP Identity Conspiracy

Ever since Neilly left LP, something has been bothering me. Nobody just leaves LP. Sure, he may have been banned, but at some point he would certainly pop up with a new account as “NeillyQK” or “lovesweedandpoker” or something. But there’s been nothing; it doesn’t make sense. Unless, of course, he never actually left.

After doing some research, I’ve made some interesting comparisons between Neilly and another LP poster + Show Spoiler +

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Let’s look at the similarities:

-Both have had their greatest poker success in tournaments

-Both have played online cash games as high as 25/50

-If his name is Neilly, why does he always sign out of his blog posts as “Ryan”? *Suspected same names*

-Both are significantly involved in “staking” in their own particular ways.

-Same age? I was unable to find this data but it has to be close.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. As we all know, Daut loves his math. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. What may be less known, however, is that “Neilly” likes math as well. When Lemon confronted him in this hand, asking if he uses math, the truth came out:

  “im a very mathematical player”


He continues, going on to say:

  “…I know all the odds in poker.


All the odds? Impressive, Neilly. Maybe a little too impressive.

Then there’s Neilly’s well-known fondness of weed. Well, apparently Daut is no noobie to the doobie himself. Interesting how this detail also happens to turn up on Neilly’s blog, too:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=811536

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And where does Neilly keep getting his money from, anyway? Are we to believe that people continue to throw money at him given his history? That seems a bit far-fetched. But what if he has a financially successful friend/alternate personality...who just so happens to be in the staking business.

It's easy to see how the pieces of the puzzle fit together now, but in reality he was dropping hints long ago for anyone who paid attention.

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And of course there's the bi-polar issue. Neilly has mentioned being bipolar in numerous blog posts. Now I want you to stay with me on this. Before the PCA win, before CardRunners, before staking and significant cash game success, what was Daut known for? Making mind-bogglingly nitty folds. He posted hand after hand, folding bottom set on a dry board, and was swarmed by other posters saying that such things are not done. This certainly must have eaten at his psyche. I believe this is what spurred on the creation of his alternate personality.

All of the rage and animosity he had built up over being called a nit all the time finally had an outlet. His alternate personality could do all the things he never could - have no regard for money, and live a care-free life of degeneracy without an ounce of common sense. What a wonderful release that must have been.

Finally, I'll leave you with this cryptic block of text left by Daut (again, in Neilly's blog)...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/1066226/4/GoodBye_LP.html


  ”I actually respect neilly quite a bit. Despite his mistakes he has an amazing work ethic and a really good attitude. He also does have some impressive results in tournaments. He is a great example of someone with very limited brain power who can succeed in poker by working really hard and staying positive. Almost everyone else that is successful on LP is very smart or at least has above average intellect. Neilly seems like he might be the dumbest person on LP. I would be surprised if his iq was above 90. I mean the guy might even be clinically Mentally Retarded. Neilly is working with much less upstairs than everyone else but has actually accomplished a lot more than many other LPers. Of course he did go ahead and flush most or all of those successes down the toilet by playing in games he shouldnt have, but that doesnt mean he wasnt a good poker player in his own game.

We can learn a lot from how hard neilly grinds and always seems to keep a positive attitude despite getting hated on nonstop, being perpetually broke, playing absurd hours in poker, having the intelligence of a 2 year old down syndrome child and constantly trying to pay off debts. im curious how far you guys would go if you made forrest gump look like albert einstein.”



What the fuck does that even mean? Nobody really knows. It's like a compliment tortilla stuffed with flames. But if that isn't a bipolar-sounding quote I don't know what is.

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MARSHALL28   United States. Feb 02 2013 17:47. Posts 1897

i have no idea what you're getting at but i've known them both since i was about 16 and have met them both individually many times. i even spent a month in a house w/ neilly in vegas 1 summer. they aren't the same guy if that's what you're syaing.


K40Cheddar   United States. Feb 02 2013 17:48. Posts 2202

LOL

5 stars

"nobody just leaves LP"

GGLast edit: 02/02/2013 17:48

Tycho   Netherlands. Feb 02 2013 17:51. Posts 1553

hahaha great arguments. love it

Poker is fun. 

Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 17:53. Posts 8955

how did you know i knew chinese?

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

GoTuNk   Chile. Feb 02 2013 17:58. Posts 2860

hahaha


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 18:00. Posts 8646


  On February 02 2013 16:53 Daut wrote:
how did you know i knew chinese?



i dont know what mind games you're playing now but they're not going to work with me

Truck-Crash Life 

Endo   United States. Feb 02 2013 18:01. Posts 953

HAHAHA


Jamie217   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:04. Posts 4351


  On February 02 2013 16:47 MARSHALL28 wrote:
i have no idea what you're getting at but i've known them both since i was about 16 and have met them both individually many times. i even spent a month in a house w/ neilly in vegas 1 summer. they aren't the same guy if that's what you're syaing.



lol really?



Jamie217   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:05. Posts 4351

A+ though lmao


dnagardi   Hungary. Feb 02 2013 18:11. Posts 1776

it is him i think


Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 18:12. Posts 8955

strangely enough there are no accounts that use the same IPs that neilly has used. either he is vpn'ing LP on a new name, he is just lurking while not logged in, or I am neilly.

i may or may not be neilly. unfortunately, i may or may not be anything. i may or may not be a pomegranate.

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, DautLast edit: 02/02/2013 18:13

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 18:23. Posts 8646


  On February 02 2013 17:12 Daut wrote:
strangely enough there are no accounts that use the same IPs that neilly has used. either he is vpn'ing LP on a new name, he is just lurking while not logged in, or I am neilly.

i may or may not be neilly. unfortunately, i may or may not be anything. i may or may not be a pomegranate.



"he" could only handle "just lurking" for so long. all signs point to scandal and deceit.

Truck-Crash Life 

Shenny   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:35. Posts 1514

It all makes sense now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder


SpasticInk   Sweden. Feb 02 2013 18:56. Posts 6298

finally a conspiracy that holds some truth


Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 19:05. Posts 8955

im tempted to delete this thread. is it because a) i believe this thread will give neilly the boost he needs to make a new account or b) because i am neilly and want to 1984 this thread and all knowledge of the conspiracy from LP's existence?

or c) this will make me start multiaccounting LP again

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, DautLast edit: 02/02/2013 19:06

lebowski   Greece. Feb 02 2013 19:08. Posts 9205

I really didn't expect this lol
epic blog post

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Endo   United States. Feb 02 2013 19:09. Posts 953

Best blog post 2013


jvilla777   Australia. Feb 02 2013 19:14. Posts 1348

holy shit hoss, this is more mind blowing than longple's hands

longple: ur missing the point! this is an attempt to get away from the bumhuntmentality! 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 19:22. Posts 8646

people have to know the truth ryan

Truck-Crash Life 

mnj   United States. Feb 02 2013 19:27. Posts 3848


handbanana21   United States. Feb 02 2013 19:31. Posts 3037


  On February 02 2013 16:47 MARSHALL28 wrote:
i have no idea what you're getting at but i've known them both since i was about 16 and have met them both individually many times. i even spent a month in a house w/ neilly in vegas 1 summer. they aren't the same guy if that's what you're syaing.


HaiVan   Bulgaria. Feb 02 2013 19:46. Posts 2083

Poker chobo. 

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Feb 02 2013 20:13. Posts 15163

Wow, this is undeniable evidence, gj!

93% Sure!  

whamm!   Albania. Feb 02 2013 21:53. Posts 11625

Omg. Stayed with neilly and marshall in that same house too(but no sign of Daut), when lostaccount and I went to frinkx LP party of sorts (almost everyone was there)- also no sign of Neilly nor Daut!

 Last edit: 02/02/2013 21:59

player999   Brasil. Feb 02 2013 21:56. Posts 7978

what about tutz???? are we supposed to believe he just quit???

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

whamm!   Albania. Feb 02 2013 22:00. Posts 11625


  On February 02 2013 20:56 player999 wrote:
what about tutz???? are we supposed to believe he just quit???



In before LP only has had 20 real members ever since


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 22:11. Posts 8646

that's a very good point, there's no way tutz just left. he may be dodging his alien claims but he still views LP in some way 100%.

i don't have any leads on that right now though. daut might have a legion of alternate personalities we can't even fathom, or it could be someone else entirely.


  On February 02 2013 20:53 whamm! wrote:
Omg. Stayed with neilly and marshall in that same house too(but no sign of Daut), when lostaccount and I went to frinkx LP party of sorts (almost everyone was there)- also no sign of Neilly nor Daut!



yep. convenient indeed

Truck-Crash LifeLast edit: 02/02/2013 22:15

spets1   Australia. Feb 02 2013 22:13. Posts 2179

busted!!!!!

hola 

c4rnage   . Feb 03 2013 02:37. Posts 409

what if spets1 photos in his blog are actually photoshops of Daut/ Neilly?


Loco   Canada. Feb 03 2013 04:28. Posts 20963

lmao

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Oly   United Kingdom. Feb 03 2013 08:02. Posts 3585

I'm Neilly and so is my wife.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

the cleaner   Germany. Feb 03 2013 08:10. Posts 3014

Liquidpoker blogs on upswing ! 5 star

there are no facts only interpretations 

Luckb0xx   Germany. Feb 03 2013 08:14. Posts 2069

im pretty sure this is how it all went down

pfffffff... 

Funktion   Australia. Feb 03 2013 10:02. Posts 1638

Obviously tutz got too close to the truth and has been murdered. Or having learned some new piece of information ie/ cats have fur, he no longer possess the knowledge/skills to use the internet.

I hope marshall is trolling but I suspect not


rememp   Canada. Feb 03 2013 10:42. Posts 480

This is the single best post on LP in so long.

Marshall has to be trolling.

This makes me miss Tutz as well.


RICHI8   United States. Feb 03 2013 14:07. Posts 1341

Meat, please shut down Liquid Poker permanently and leave only this blog post on the main page.


Daut    United States. Feb 03 2013 17:59. Posts 8955


  On February 03 2013 12:33 bigredhoss wrote:
93% chance you have best hand but the shove is too thin imo



seems you are just trying to throw off the scent by blaming it on me. its ok neilly, you dont have to hide anymore

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 03 2013 18:07. Posts 8646



nice try but lots of people can verify that i've never played 25/50 or had any tournament success. the mountain of evidence against you is overwhelming.

Truck-Crash LifeLast edit: 03/02/2013 18:08

eestwood   United Kingdom. Feb 03 2013 18:13. Posts 698

LP upswing confirmed.

5 ***** post

can we all ball 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Feb 04 2013 01:00. Posts 5647

Rofl, fantastic effort.

This evidence is far more compelling than aliens at the olymics or the sandyhook etc

A++


devon06atX   Canada. Feb 04 2013 01:07. Posts 5458

ahahaha

fucking love it


MARSHALL28   United States. Feb 04 2013 03:19. Posts 1897


  On February 02 2013 17:04 Jamie217 wrote:
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lol really?





he appeared on the brink of death the entire time.

never seen such a skinny dude, not sure i ever seen him eat either, lol.


ggplz   Sweden. Jul 25 2014 20:45. Posts 16784

LOL
glad i finally saw this post

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 27 2014 06:20. Posts 3476

Pretty sure bigredhoss is brynesam.

no other explanation for such hilarious blog post

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

2primenumbers   United States. Jul 27 2014 22:08. Posts 199

lol fun

I'm gonna send Neilly some good vibes on the cosmic circuit brb opening universal wavelength I have Bob Marley on hold atm afk

www.youtube.com/RichardGamingo - All of your commentated gaming entertainment. 

lostaccount   Canada. Apr 02 2022 18:48. Posts 5739

lmao i just saw this blog, thanks to higher power for showing me this

-_-;; 

 



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