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tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 17:46. Posts 2140
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Bigbobm   United States. Jul 09 2012 17:51. Posts 5511

5k @ 1:1

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 17:52. Posts 2140

at 1:1 no thank you lol
I wont even consider for less than 1:5 depending on the amount of $


Raidern   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 17:59. Posts 4243

you realize that several people have said that in newspapers and UFO magazines and it never happened, right?

im a regular at nl5 

Bigbobm   United States. Jul 09 2012 18:02. Posts 5511

ok, my 1k to your 5k.

you must have sick insider info to make this bet. its almost like you're trying to hustle me.

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 18:02. Posts 2140

yeah totally, I'm aware. this time I'm the one saying it.

anyone interested? come on guys


SPEWTARD   Peru. Jul 09 2012 18:03. Posts 4306

Rise and Shine 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 18:05. Posts 2140


  On July 09 2012 17:02 Bigbobm wrote:
ok, my 1k to your 5k.

you must have sick insider info to make this bet. its almost like you're trying to hustle me.



your 2.5k my $500. lets do it buddy!
I want others to book too, dont want to spend all my action on 1 person.

this is such a good bet to anyone. there's like 99,9% chance I'm wrong. I'm basically just giving money away.

 Last edit: 09/07/2012 18:07

tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 18:08. Posts 2140

I'd love if a mod or a very well known LPer stepped in to scroll this


idonklife   Sweden. Jul 09 2012 18:09. Posts 182

your 10 k for my 50k. source needs to be something like NASA. and money will be kept in escrow until 2013.

 Last edit: 09/07/2012 18:10

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Jul 09 2012 18:15. Posts 2083

What kind of evidence are we talking about?

Are we talking "Independence Day" type of evidence or some newspaper reporting a flying saucer sighting by farmers in the middle of nowhere?

Define the prop bet in more detail and i maybe interested. Seems like you've got some intel, so im not gonna get hustled by you, 4 to 1 odds .

PS its escrow not scroll

Poker chobo.Last edit: 09/07/2012 18:17

tutz   Brasil. Jul 09 2012 18:16. Posts 2140

guys I'm gonna sleep now when I wake up I answer everyone.
peace


locoo   Peru. Jul 09 2012 18:57. Posts 4561

ill bet, what is the most you can bet with a escrow?

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

locoo   Peru. Jul 09 2012 18:59. Posts 4561

need more details tho, when you say "ALIENS will come to earth for all to see" I'm thinking live aliens humanoid like or whatever, at least intelligent species will arrive on Earth and there will be no doubt that it's the real deal.

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 09 2012 19:08. Posts 10896

wow you are retarded


scriber   . Jul 09 2012 19:16. Posts 299

wow I red your posts about those alien reptiles and last night I had a dream how they are coming to the earth in a way that everybody will know of their existance(it was pretty real dream). And now you post full of confidence that they are coming this year. Some scary shit. I`ll take it as a sign that I should stop being so lazy and go out and do all those things that I want to do but I`m postponing for the future.

 Last edit: 09/07/2012 19:16

Hjorturkall   Iceland. Jul 09 2012 19:16. Posts 483

some frozen bacteria from mars shouldn't count btw...

Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur 

Zep   United States. Jul 09 2012 19:34. Posts 2292

my 20k for your 3k. Has to be a legit source that the vast majority of LPers agree with.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

uiCk   Canada. Jul 09 2012 20:16. Posts 3521

shits fucked when you have to take bets just to keep the belief alive and need constant approval and attention to keep em dopamine levels high

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

casinocasino   Canada. Jul 09 2012 20:24. Posts 3343

BET ALL YOUR MONEY BOYS


palak   United States. Jul 09 2012 20:31. Posts 4601

Not that he is actually going to go thru with this bet when it's just a troll.

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium 

leos147   Iceland. Jul 09 2012 20:43. Posts 171

My 500 to your 250?


Drakk   Canada. Jul 09 2012 20:54. Posts 1199

I am allin

Expect the worst, hope for the best 

2c0ntent   Egypt. Jul 09 2012 21:10. Posts 1387

2k to your $333

+- 

RaiNKhAN    United States. Jul 09 2012 21:45. Posts 4080

putz

The biggest Rockets, Sixers, and Grizzlies fan you will ever meet! 

waga   United Kingdom. Jul 09 2012 21:52. Posts 2375


  On July 09 2012 19:54 Drakk wrote:
I am allin



rofl , this :D


longple    Sweden. Jul 09 2012 22:49. Posts 4472

tutz=boss imo


SleepyHead   . Jul 09 2012 22:59. Posts 878

I wish I could see his face when he wakes up sober and reads his blog.

Dude you some social darwinist ideas that they are giving hitlers ghost a boner - Baal 

c4rnage   . Jul 09 2012 23:08. Posts 409


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jul 09 2012 23:22. Posts 5647

 Last edit: 09/07/2012 23:23

devon06atX   Canada. Jul 09 2012 23:23. Posts 5458

you truly are something else. if i can possibly get a piece of this, i'll bet whatever i possibly can to your 600$ net worth


El_Tanque   United States. Jul 09 2012 23:42. Posts 360

is this shit for real? Like, I have a feeling I should make a bet, either I win and get extra money, or I lose, and the odds that if aliens come to earth the in fashion he is talking about needed to use as "evidence", they invade and I die and don't owe shit to no one nigga.


Highcard   Canada. Jul 10 2012 00:24. Posts 5428

You guys are burning money here, Tutz IS the alien. Remember:


I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 10 2012 01:08. Posts 10896

^omfg

and rofl@ carnage pic

 Last edit: 10/07/2012 01:08

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jul 10 2012 01:16. Posts 6374

LOL

ban baal 

spets1   Australia. Jul 10 2012 01:23. Posts 2179

lol Im in whats your bankroll?

hola 

wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 01:49. Posts 6540

i'll go 100:1 up to 100k

The Last Laugh. 

Smuft   Canada. Jul 10 2012 01:51. Posts 633

my 6k for your 1k

again source would have to be something like NASA


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 02:40. Posts 4742


  On July 09 2012 21:49 longple wrote:
tutz=boss imo



Can I borrow your roll?


Achoo   Canada. Jul 10 2012 03:04. Posts 1454

So you plan to disappear from the radars in december this year ? Nice dick move if so...

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jul 10 2012 03:09. Posts 8648


  On July 10 2012 00:49 wobbly_au wrote:
i'll go 100:1 up to 100k



i would've gone up to say 6:1 or 7:1 if it's a bidding war but whatever floats your boat i guess t.t

Truck-Crash Life 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jul 10 2012 03:10. Posts 8648


  On July 10 2012 02:04 Achoo wrote:
So you plan to disappear from the radars in december this year ? Nice dick move if so...



didn't he say there would be escrow? shouldn't be a factor.

Truck-Crash Life 

Syntax   United States. Jul 10 2012 03:19. Posts 4415

i'll bet $3000 @ 6:1

wut wut wut 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 03:26. Posts 2140

Guys I'm not willing to put more than $1k on this bet. My main goal is to make a point. When it comes down a lot of people will start listening to what I'm saying. It is important that the max number of people know what is happening/about to happen. I feel the only way I can wake up this forum in putting my money where my mouth is.

There is no way I can scam anyone, there will be a very legit escrow! I'll give 20% of my profits to the guy that decides to escrow this. (has to be a super legit LPer)

If wobbly is serious about 100:1 it is booked. Gonna be epic. As soon as we choose a escrow I send the money.


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 03:28. Posts 6540

i wont trust anyone to escrow that much.. maybe 10k i'd escrow and rest u have to trust me

The Last Laugh. 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 03:31. Posts 2140

Oh and to be more specific about the bet: the minimum evidence to make me a winner of the bet if at least 3 pictures in high resolution flying over a big city around the world. It cant be a light in the shape of a disc or just an UFO. It is gonna be very obvious that the object is not anything ever made by humans. Is that good enough?


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 03:32. Posts 2140

I understand. I trust you, are we booked?


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 03:37. Posts 6540

pictures definiately wouldnt be sufficient proof of aliens... it would take all of the worlds leading space agencies like nasa to report aliens for it to be evidence.

The Last Laugh. 

Stroggoz   New Zealand. Jul 10 2012 03:46. Posts 5296


  On July 10 2012 02:37 wobbly_au wrote:
pictures definiately wouldnt be sufficient proof of aliens... it would take all of the worlds leading space agencies like nasa to report aliens for it to be evidence.



how about a youtube video of the aliens?

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

Target-x17   Canada. Jul 10 2012 03:53. Posts 1027

ill offer 20k at almost any odds lol

f u bw rock 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 03:59. Posts 2140

Lets make it simple: if the usa reports it as being aliens I win. What you think?


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 04:00. Posts 2140

I mean usa government


devon06atX   Canada. Jul 10 2012 04:18. Posts 5458

I'm actually glad these 'tutz' exist. makes all of us other shit-heads feel a lot smarter

i can't match 100:1 though. pretty sure you'll try to douche it up and display an asteroid with some atoms of hydrogen, nitrogen and some other shit. so yeah.

however, you're good at gathering attention.


Smuft   Canada. Jul 10 2012 04:24. Posts 633


  On July 10 2012 02:31 tutz wrote:
Oh and to be more specific about the bet: the minimum evidence to make me a winner of the bet if at least 3 pictures in high resolution flying over a big city around the world. It cant be a light in the shape of a disc or just an UFO. It is gonna be very obvious that the object is not anything ever made by humans. Is that good enough?



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Seriously though your initial post said ALIENS. A UFO and ALIENS are completely different. So maybe you need to define exactly what it is that the world is going to accept exists before you book this bet.


  On July 10 2012 02:59 tutz wrote:
Lets make it simple: if the usa reports it as being aliens I win. What you think?




  On July 10 2012 03:00 tutz wrote:
I mean usa government



What does that mean though? Does Obama have to go on TV saying "we've made contact..."? I think a list of acceptable sources which will include a bunch of major government and space agencies is a better idea.


cariadon   Estonia. Jul 10 2012 04:34. Posts 4019

I raise you your life.


Syntax   United States. Jul 10 2012 04:53. Posts 4415

this is a break even bet at best because odds are either the aliens show up or they dont.. you cant explain that!

wut wut wut 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 04:55. Posts 2140

Dude it is very simple. don't make it complicated. the united states government must makea official statement reporting inteligent aliens on earth. nasa is part of the government

 Last edit: 10/07/2012 05:25

Smuft   Canada. Jul 10 2012 05:17. Posts 633

If you want it to be simple then you need to clearly define the terms. Like what is an alien?

Can it be some bacteria on a rock? Okay then you already won.
I think you are referring to some intelligent alien that traveled here via their own vehicle but I'd want to make sure if I'm the person betting with you otherwise I'm just freerolling you 100k (or however much the bet is for).


idonklife   Sweden. Jul 10 2012 05:21. Posts 182

i pay you 10 k, if i win i get one week with your girlfriend.


Stroggoz   New Zealand. Jul 10 2012 05:25. Posts 5296

tutz i am suprised you consider the us gov a legimate source to confirming aliens, considering that they are controlled by the illuminati-reptiles.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 05:27. Posts 2140

Must be an inteligent alien that came from another planet.


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 05:33. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 04:25 Stroggoz wrote:
tutz i am suprised you consider the us gov a legimate source to confirming aliens, considering that they are controlled by the illuminati-reptiles.

this whole thing goes much further than that. If you wanna know more just pm me.


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 05:57. Posts 4742


  On July 10 2012 02:26 tutz wrote:
Guys I'm not willing to put more than $1k on this bet. My main goal is to make a point. When it comes down a lot of people will start listening to what I'm saying. It is important that the max number of people know what is happening/about to happen. I feel the only way I can wake up this forum in putting my money where my mouth is.

There is no way I can scam anyone, there will be a very legit escrow! I'll give 20% of my profits to the guy that decides to escrow this. (has to be a super legit LPer)

If wobbly is serious about 100:1 it is booked. Gonna be epic. As soon as we choose a escrow I send the money.



With everything happening with the Higgs Boson, it should be pretty common knowledge, we won't be seeing any Alienz coming at us in flying saucers.


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 05:58. Posts 4742


  On July 10 2012 02:59 tutz wrote:
Lets make it simple: if the usa reports it as being aliens I win. What you think?



Usa should have nothing to do with it.

Make it propper, Cern must have it validated. Sigma 3 or something.


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 06:09. Posts 2140

Dont know why wobbly is not answering anything. Anyway. I will bet 1k against whoever gives me the best odds. I cant imagine a more legit main stream source than the usa government. They make an official statement reporting inteligent aliens from another planet visiting earth. Dont be a bitch about it, I cant make it more clear than that. Any takers?


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 10 2012 06:11. Posts 1760

hey, can I still get some action of this?

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

whamm!   Albania. Jul 10 2012 06:12. Posts 11625


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 06:16. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 05:11 Royal_Rumble wrote:
hey, can I still get some action of this?



Sure, lay your odds. I will bet against whoever gives me the best odds.


BILAT_POWER!!!   Philippines. Jul 10 2012 06:33. Posts 1525

Weird. A friend of mine who works for the US Army kinda mentioned something like this. But wasnt willing to divulge info. He just told us they were transporting something weird to some base. But the way he worded it out was that it was something 'alien'. And that he thinks something big is about to happen.


BILAT_POWER!!!   Philippines. Jul 10 2012 06:33. Posts 1525

We talked last year when he was on holiday.


Smuft   Canada. Jul 10 2012 06:57. Posts 633

I think I'd start taking action on tutz side if it gets much higher than 100:1


Tycho   Netherlands. Jul 10 2012 07:09. Posts 1553


  On July 10 2012 05:33 BILAT_POWER!!! wrote:
Weird. A friend of mine who works for the US Army kinda mentioned something like this. But wasnt willing to divulge info. He just told us they were transporting something weird to some base. But the way he worded it out was that it was something 'alien'. And that he thinks something big is about to happen.



Such trolling

Poker is fun. 

rANDY   United Kingdom. Jul 10 2012 07:49. Posts 2223


Target-x17   Canada. Jul 10 2012 07:52. Posts 1027


  On July 10 2012 05:09 tutz wrote:
Dont know why wobbly is not answering anything. Anyway. I will bet 1k against whoever gives me the best odds. I cant imagine a more legit main stream source than the usa government. They make an official statement reporting inteligent aliens from another planet visiting earth. Dont be a bitch about it, I cant make it more clear than that. Any takers?



I can do 50-1 if he drops out whats the time frame

f u bw rock 

Target-x17   Canada. Jul 10 2012 07:53. Posts 1027


  On July 10 2012 05:57 Smuft wrote:
I think I'd start taking action on tutz side if it gets much higher than 100:1



really lol. I love this bet the downside of losing alot of money is living in a world with freakin alien contact

f u bw rock 

wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 08:02. Posts 6540


  On July 10 2012 05:09 tutz wrote:
Dont know why wobbly is not answering anything. Anyway. I will bet 1k against whoever gives me the best odds. I cant imagine a more legit main stream source than the usa government. They make an official statement reporting inteligent aliens from another planet visiting earth. Dont be a bitch about it, I cant make it more clear than that. Any takers?



go i'll bet i already said it.. i dont have all day to look at your stupid thread on how u think aliens will make contact this year.

The Last Laugh. 

DaEm0niCuS   United States. Jul 10 2012 08:48. Posts 3292

Let me get your GF's number when she breaks up with you.


lebowski   Greece. Jul 10 2012 08:53. Posts 9205

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 10 2012 09:08. Posts 1760


  On July 10 2012 02:26 tutz wrote:
Guys I'm not willing to put more than $1k on this bet. My main goal is to make a point. When it comes down a lot of people will start listening to what I'm saying. It is important that the max number of people know what is happening/about to happen. I feel the only way I can wake up this forum in putting my money where my mouth is.

There is no way I can scam anyone, there will be a very legit escrow! I'll give 20% of my profits to the guy that decides to escrow this. (has to be a super legit LPer)

If wobbly is serious about 100:1 it is booked. Gonna be epic. As soon as we choose a escrow I send the money.



OK, your $200, my $1400, giving 1 : 7 odds, but I want a trustworthy escrow.

Condition (easily verifiable): Major news-attention from at least 3 biggest newspapers in the USA (taken from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_..._in_the_United_States_by_circulation) in their online-websites, UK, Germany, Brazil

+ Show Spoiler +



money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

pluzich   . Jul 10 2012 09:27. Posts 828


  On July 10 2012 08:08 Royal_Rumble wrote:
Show nested quote +



OK, your $200, my $1400, giving 1 : 7 odds, but I want a trustworthy escrow.

Condition (easily verifiable): Major news-attention from at least 3 biggest newspapers in the USA (taken from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_..._in_the_United_States_by_circulation) in their online-websites, UK, Germany, Brazil

+ Show Spoiler +






This is very clear and easy to check.
Also set a date, e.g. has to appear not later than 7th of January (the news or the statement or whatever).


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 09:50. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 08:27 pluzich wrote:
Show nested quote +



This is very clear and easy to check.
Also set a date, e.g. has to appear not later than 7th of January (the news or the statement or whatever).



dont know about the other countries but this list is quite wrong regarding brazilian newspappers

never heard of "Brasil em folhas", "Correio braziliense" is not that big, probably top 5 but not top 3. "Diário oficial da união" is a paper for things regarding oficial government stuff, not really news.


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 09:55. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 07:02 wobbly_au wrote:
Show nested quote +



go i'll bet i already said it.. i dont have all day to look at your stupid thread on how u think aliens will make contact this year.


Great, sorry about that. Now we just have to find a good escrow so I ship my 1k and you ship your 10k.

longple? ket? nazgul? raidern? northface? pooruser? TalentedTom? Joe1ngram? Mipwan? Rainkhan? Loco? locoo?


TalentedTom    Canada. Jul 10 2012 10:17. Posts 20070

Or how about we just have a vote on weather or not the report is viable between 20-30 very reputable members of this site? It's pretty easy to distinguish between a bs report and credible footage.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 10:21. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 09:17 TalentedTom wrote:
Or how about we just have a vote on weather or not the report is viable between 20-30 very reputable members of this site? It's pretty easy to distinguish between a bs report and credible footage.



that would be totally fine for me. are you willing to escrow?
you would be perfect for this imo


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 10:23. Posts 2140

MAKE ME RICH ALIENS


devon06atX   Canada. Jul 10 2012 10:31. Posts 5458

pretty sure wobbly himself is a trustable escrow for 10k lol


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 10:39. Posts 6540

ket naz longple all fine. yea..

Just to clarify we are talking about aliens that are capable of communicating / intelligent. As long as N.A.S.A verifies then im locked in.

The Last Laugh. 

Bigbobm   United States. Jul 10 2012 10:40. Posts 5511

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 10:49. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 09:39 wobbly_au wrote:
ket naz longple all fine. yea..

Just to clarify we are talking about aliens that are capable of communicating / intelligent. As long as N.A.S.A verifies then im locked in.



yes intelligent aliens for sure! do we need to wait for a nasa report or are you fine with 3 big newspappers or even 20 LPer voting if its legit or not?


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 10:50. Posts 2140

are you fine with TalentedTom escrow?


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 10:58. Posts 6540

wtf do you and I know about verifying aliens..

NASA/big collective of scientists.

TT escrow is fine

The Last Laugh. 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 11:06. Posts 2140

The thing about NASA is that I think it might just take a bit too long until they realease an official statement.

Lets make it easier. 3 big newspappers including pictures and videos in the web everywhere? Obama speach saying aliens made contact?


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 11:17. Posts 4742


Obama is a christian, rather trust "legit" people on lp than take his word.


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 11:20. Posts 4742

Also safer to let "legit" lp posters validate, in case it's some angle shooting. "I ment alien life forms from the sea" or something like that.


Smuft   Canada. Jul 10 2012 11:35. Posts 633


  On July 10 2012 10:06 tutz wrote:
The thing about NASA is that I think it might just take a bit too long until they realease an official statement.

Lets make it easier. 3 big newspappers including pictures and videos in the web everywhere? Obama speach saying aliens made contact?



I know you're a model and all but I don't think you should use arbitrary terms like "pictures and videos in the web everywhere" when someone stands to lose 100k.


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 10 2012 11:37. Posts 1760

so, all the action is with wobbly? or can I still be in?

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 10 2012 11:38. Posts 10896


  On July 10 2012 03:53 Syntax wrote:
this is a break even bet at best because odds are either the aliens show up or they dont.. you cant explain that!


hmm
then its a flip, odds shouldnt be 100:1


palak   United States. Jul 10 2012 11:39. Posts 4601

Don't know if ppl would actually trust my opinion as validation or not but I'm sure I'll be throwing in my 2 cents on whatever the eventual evidence or lack there of is.

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquariumLast edit: 10/07/2012 11:40

Garfed   Malta. Jul 10 2012 11:56. Posts 4818

This thread is so stupid I actually feel sorry for anyone that agrees to be an escrow.

Dealing with this shit later on will be a huge pain in the ass regardless of who you give money to. The amount of people that want to get involved in this bullshit is just amazing in my opinion.

 Last edit: 10/07/2012 11:58

Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 12:00. Posts 4742

Pretty sure all the money is going from Tutz to Wobbly 99,99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999924369999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

sure


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 12:06. Posts 6540

Poker too hard gotta hustle noobs on lp in lame props that will never happen.

Also FYI, if aliens make contact, what good is money when your ass is getting probed?

The Last Laugh. 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 12:13. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 11:06 wobbly_au wrote:
Poker too hard gotta hustle noobs on lp in lame props that will never happen.

Also FYI, if aliens make contact, what good is money when your ass is getting probed?



Aliens wont come to war, they will come on peace. But the government wants you too think they are coming on war, that is what you were made to believe your entire life. Long story.

 Last edit: 10/07/2012 12:22

rANDY   United Kingdom. Jul 10 2012 12:23. Posts 2223


Stroggoz   New Zealand. Jul 10 2012 12:39. Posts 5296


  On July 10 2012 11:13 tutz wrote:
Show nested quote +



Aliens wont come to war, they will come on peace. But the government wants you too think they are coming on war, that is what you were made to believe your entire life. Long story.


allow me to laugh even harder.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 13:22. Posts 2140

The 100K is just gonna be a sweet plus. The best thing will be that I will be able to show the truth to everyone here.


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 13:30. Posts 2140

ANY ESCROW PLEASE?!


c4rnage   . Jul 10 2012 13:41. Posts 409

there must be some kind of scam going on here, this is too good to be true lol.


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 13:48. Posts 2140

If I win the bet the escrow takes 20% = $2,200. And if wobbly is true to his word and send the other 90K to me I will give 5K more to the escrow.


rANDY   United Kingdom. Jul 10 2012 13:54. Posts 2223

I like how every few posts the details of the bet changes


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 13:58. Posts 2140

The bet is clear and up. I'm just waiting someone to step up to escrow really.


spets1   Australia. Jul 10 2012 14:13. Posts 2179

yeah why the fuck is everyone saying aliens will be hositile, you be watching too much hollywood junk

hola 

dnagardi   Hungary. Jul 10 2012 14:18. Posts 1776


Rapoza   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 14:36. Posts 1612

--- Nuked ---

Pouncer Style 4 the winLast edit: 10/07/2012 14:36

Raidern   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 14:50. Posts 4243


  On July 10 2012 11:13 tutz wrote:
Show nested quote +



Aliens wont come to war, they will come on peace. But the government wants you too think they are coming on war, that is what you were made to believe your entire life. Long story.


wait I thought we were ruled by aliens/reptilians who occupy the most important positions in the world? these people, who happen to be aliens, want us to believe that aliens are coming to destroy us?

im a regular at nl5Last edit: 10/07/2012 14:51

tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 14:52. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 13:50 Raidern wrote:
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wait I thought we were ruled by aliens/reptilians who occupy the most important positions in the world? these people, who happen to be aliens, want us to believe that aliens are coming to destroy us?



exactly.


Speeds03   United States. Jul 10 2012 15:17. Posts 1


  On July 10 2012 13:52 tutz wrote:
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exactly.



But... Why?


tutz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 15:27. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 14:17 Speeds03 wrote:
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But... Why?



the only way they can accomplish new world order (oene world government) is if people accept it. the only way the entire world will accept one government, one army, one source of total control is if the entire world fear a threat that is bigger than international war: otherwordly beings. we have programmed to think its posible. it is the next step of the illuminati.


tapatapaz   Brasil. Jul 10 2012 16:26. Posts 1279

why oh why do you need to put "Illuminati" in everything? what you said is actually true. the only economically reasonable point when it is worthwhile for an organism to unite with another is when they both face extinction from the same threat and they are stronger together and they know it. so, yeah.
its funny that in the impossible scenario that real life aliens do come to earth, people like tutz would be like ITS OK, THEYRE HARMLESS, THEY ARENT ACTUALLY REAL and darwinism would take care of the rest

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

c4rnage   . Jul 10 2012 16:40. Posts 409

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/265...n-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2012/
http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/265...spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2012/2/
http://www.december212012.com/articles/phenomenon/Alien_Nations_2012.htm


lulz.


cariadon   Estonia. Jul 10 2012 16:41. Posts 4019

The escrow should state the rules in this thread to make it clear for both parties. Defining aliens, giving the timeframe, listing sources.


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 16:55. Posts 4742


  On July 10 2012 14:27 tutz wrote:
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the only way they can accomplish new world order (oene world government) is if people accept it. the only way the entire world will accept one government, one army, one source of total control is if the entire world fear a threat that is bigger than international war: otherwordly beings. we have programmed to think its posible. it is the next step of the illuminati.



I've seen what you write out there in several movies, + anime's, it's pretty common storyline lol.

It'd never be like that though. Something people maybe can relate to, that comic book movie, Dr.Manhatten thingy, same concept.

Still just poo though xD


Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 10 2012 17:07. Posts 4742

If those links is the kind of shit he's buying into I will be very disappointed lol.

Piece of shit, retarded, redneck, ghetto, newbie, amateur trash. (Pardon the language).

"Space ship currently around Jupiter".

Errrrrrr, will be here in December... wtf, so the Space ship headed for eart from the andromeda Galaxy??

Here's some numbers:


2.5 million light years from Earth = Andromeda Galaxy

622765148 km (wich is a few light minutes LOL). = Jupiter

Not added in that space stretches, so it'll be much further.


Grrr

And that's just 1 of the million things that's flawed with the crap on those links lol


Mortensen8   Chad. Jul 10 2012 18:08. Posts 1841

Tutz don't do this bet, don't you realize that people have been making predictions like this for century's? what makes you believe so strongly this will happen? you would need very strong evidence to make these statements.

Is it the mayan calendar 2012 hysteria? that means the end of an age, the piscean age, happens every 2,130 or something years.

Rear naked woke 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Jul 10 2012 18:31. Posts 6298

Whatever tutz are smoking, I want that too.


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 19:03. Posts 6540

Intelligence is inversely proportional to ones physique. Wobbles
Law

The Last Laugh. 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 10 2012 19:19. Posts 1760

lol, huge diss there. Tutz, you still want to bet with that guy?

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 10 2012 20:50. Posts 15163


  On July 10 2012 18:03 wobbly_au wrote:
Intelligence is inversely proportional to ones physique. Wobbles
Law


you must be pretty buff wobbles :D

93% Sure!  

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Jul 10 2012 20:52. Posts 2083

I think we should make a community bet like 50 lp'ers vs tutz so we can all sweat the next 6 months. 10 to 1 or 100 to 1 doesnt matter, do it tutzinho. Spread the fun.

Poker chobo. 

wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 10 2012 20:56. Posts 6540

yea that would be more fun, i'd rather watch the drama train wreck.

100:1 i'll share all my action

The Last Laugh. 

TalentedTom    Canada. Jul 10 2012 22:30. Posts 20070


  On July 10 2012 19:56 wobbly_au wrote:
yea that would be more fun, i'd rather watch the drama train wreck.

100:1 i'll share all my action



i'd be down for something like this

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

tutz   Brasil. Jul 11 2012 02:40. Posts 2140


  On July 10 2012 15:41 cariadon wrote:
The escrow should state the rules in this thread to make it clear for both parties. Defining aliens, giving the timeframe, listing sources.



I agree


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 11 2012 03:27. Posts 1760

sounds nice. How can this be set up? I am still really interested in this bet.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

c4rnage   . Jul 11 2012 04:39. Posts 409

i want to bet also.


blackjacki2   United States. Jul 11 2012 06:33. Posts 2581

Good to see the nutjobs that ruin this forum finally give something back


tutz   Brasil. Jul 11 2012 06:35. Posts 2140

ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing


luxylucasML   . Jul 11 2012 07:43. Posts 1

tutz is betting right , the goverment will say that we are being invaded by aliens and all of them will be our sigh in the skies , the only different thing that tutz dont say to all lp its they will be fake , thats right all its going to be holographic proyections made it by very technologic weapons like haarp ,etc.. all of this its part of a new world order and part of the project blue beam and other projects;

our society and all goverberments are falling down,they need a restart and a change, its why they are doing that,and they are doing this for a more important question to control society ,all the society are starting questioning goverment and church acts by the years but with a increasing rate,that they are not willing to let this going much farter,,,,

not only fake invasions that will look so real will be here ,there will be several other things like religions shits and stuff,the chips on your body will help to make you hear things and make u feeling in several ways etc,, they will implement the fear and belief on the people to control all ,its going to be by stages, four of them, in fact we are on the second stage or third right know and its happening...

the target its to create one goverment,one currency and one religion...

the true its that,ufos,alien,reptilians or whatever you guys call them are already here from the beginning of time and the project already have several years ongoing.,..

im not saying that this all will happen on november or december but eventually it will happen , the true its that passing december 21 its going to be a change, maybe a change of stage from two to third ot third to four IDK, but its will be a significant one,,,

maybe tutz its malinterpreting this info and its why he wants to bet cuz he thinks all stages are going to happen this year IDK, maybe only the invasion part whos knowsss =P.....

 Last edit: 11/07/2012 09:10

wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 11 2012 08:55. Posts 6540

how about u bet and i escrow for everyone.. i dont need your 1k anyone... dont pussy out of your own bet now.

pretty sure im trustworthy enough.

The Last Laugh. 

Balzamon   Sweden. Jul 11 2012 09:03. Posts 2868


  On July 11 2012 05:35 tutz wrote:
ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing



i think wobbly is trustworthy escrow for this amount even if hes in the bet, you are being quick with withdrawing your own bet. and no you didnt make a point, you are like people watching fotball always screaming "aaaaah now hes gonna score, look!!" and then they dont score, and when he's shouting it for the 20th time and they actually score, then he goes like "AH WHAT DID I TELL YOU, I KNEW IT!!!" zzzzz...


idonklife   Sweden. Jul 11 2012 09:12. Posts 182

^ 100 % truth


wobbly_au   Australia. Jul 11 2012 09:55. Posts 6540

in your OP u asked for people to put money where there mouth is. And you asked for and i quote "Good odds" i came and provided 100:1 with 100k of my own money. I dont see your money where your mouth is.

You need to be ridiculed.

The Last Laugh. 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Jul 11 2012 10:09. Posts 4306


  On July 11 2012 05:35 tutz wrote:
ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing




fag

Rise and Shine 

palak   United States. Jul 11 2012 13:02. Posts 4601

I'll make the offer I made dsmart and bet u bans. If no aliens by 2013, I win and u get banned for x time. If there is an announcement I get banned x time. Willing to bet permanent bans.

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium 

jeffv8x_-_16   Belgium. Jul 11 2012 13:44. Posts 2835


  On July 11 2012 06:43 luxylucasML wrote:
tutz is betting right , the goverment will say that we are being invaded by aliens and all of them will be our sigh in the skies , the only different thing that tutz dont say to all lp its they will be fake , thats right all its going to be holographic proyections made it by very technologic weapons like haarp ,etc.. all of this its part of a new world order and part of the project blue beam and other projects;

our society and all goverberments are falling down,they need a restart and a change, its why they are doing that,and they are doing this for a more important question to control society ,all the society are starting questioning goverment and church acts by the years but with a increasing rate,that they are not willing to let this going much farter,,,,

not only fake invasions that will look so real will be here ,there will be several other things like religions shits and stuff,the chips on your body will help to make you hear things and make u feeling in several ways etc,, they will implement the fear and belief on the people to control all ,its going to be by stages, four of them, in fact we are on the second stage or third right know and its happening...

the target its to create one goverment,one currency and one religion...

the true its that,ufos,alien,reptilians or whatever you guys call them are already here from the beginning of time and the project already have several years ongoing.,..

im not saying that this all will happen on november or december but eventually it will happen , the true its that passing december 21 its going to be a change, maybe a change of stage from two to third ot third to four IDK, but its will be a significant one,,,

maybe tutz its malinterpreting this info and its why he wants to bet cuz he thinks all stages are going to happen this year IDK, maybe only the invasion part whos knowsss =P.....



Hi there d smart

how can u shove the river, he cant possibly call with worse -TalentedTom 

blackjacki2   United States. Jul 11 2012 14:40. Posts 2581

Who wants to make another prop bet. That tutz came to this ridiculous theory of alien contact on his own or that he read some bullshit post on some bullshit website and his lack of a bullshit filter caused him to take every word of it as truth.


blackjacki2   United States. Jul 11 2012 14:43. Posts 2581


  On July 11 2012 05:35 tutz wrote:
ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing



You definitely made a point. Except that the point you think you made, the one about being committed to your beliefs and putting your money where your mouth is, isn't the point that came off to the rest of us. The point the rest of us got was "I'm even crazier than you thought."


Syntax   United States. Jul 11 2012 14:53. Posts 4415


  On July 11 2012 05:35 tutz wrote:
ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing



You're even more delusional than i thought if you actually think you've made a 'point' with this BS propbet attempt that you aren't even willing to make. Wobbly is more than credible to escrow in this spot.

I just wonder what excuse you're going to make when 2013 rolls around and absolutely no sign of extraterrestrial contact is made.

"THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN..!!!! HURRR!!!" is my guess.

wut wut wut 

rANDY   United Kingdom. Jul 11 2012 16:18. Posts 2223


  On July 11 2012 05:35 tutz wrote:
ok nobody wants to escrow the bet, thats fine. the bet is off I guess...
I made my point. when the aliens come you will listen to me, thats is the most important thing



What point did you make? Everyone wanted to bet against you.

You backed out no one else.

If anything everyone else proved a point to you.


Endo   United States. Jul 11 2012 19:45. Posts 953

LOL 146 COMMENTS


julep   Australia. Jul 11 2012 21:49. Posts 1274

what is going on here...

tutz is great entertainment


ilbh   Brasil. Jul 12 2012 12:52. Posts 275

what about reptilians showing up til 2014? wanna bet on that too?


KoeBawlt   Canada. Jul 12 2012 13:23. Posts 378

Tutz what do you think of



Valid points by Louis CK?

Disclaimer Im bad but 

SleepyHead   . Jul 12 2012 18:10. Posts 878

Tutz I wouldn't trust Wobbly to escrow his own 100k bet. There really isn't anybody who posts here that can be trusted to escrow that kind of money.

Dude you some social darwinist ideas that they are giving hitlers ghost a boner - Baal 

uiCk   Canada. Jul 12 2012 19:44. Posts 3521

ugh, yea i would trust plenty of members on LP. top of the list would be naz, meat and daut, followed by 10 other regulars who don't have the thoughts SleepyHead had thinking about having 100k which is probably reason he came to that conclusion.

oh and tutz already said that if no attacks on london games, he would stop believing in all that junk, since it's all related. But he probably found way out of that.

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike TysonLast edit: 12/07/2012 19:48

ilbh   Brasil. Jul 14 2012 00:58. Posts 275

these repitilians are so intelligent... yet tutz knows all their shaddy plans


SleepyHead   . Jul 15 2012 13:25. Posts 878

uiCk I know you want to look up to your heroes and believe they are pure, but it is very naive to trust someone you don't know with 100k, especially since most of these guys are basically anonymous and can just stop posting and you will never hear from them again.

Dude you some social darwinist ideas that they are giving hitlers ghost a boner - Baal 

Loco   Canada. Aug 22 2012 00:32. Posts 20963

I'm willing to bet if this is still open.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

 



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