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Svenman87   United States. Mar 18 2009 11:21. Posts 4636
I was just asleep, dreaming about having sex with an 18 year old virgin... Then I wake up to my cell phone going off, it's my buddy who is apparently back for spring break.

FML.

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Luckb0xx   Germany. Mar 18 2009 11:31. Posts 2069

get laid one day, then you dont care about these dreams that much anymore

pfffffff... 

Svenman87   United States. Mar 18 2009 11:35. Posts 4636


  On March 18 2009 10:31 Luckb0xx wrote:
get laid one day, then you dont care about these dreams that much anymore



I got laid a few days ago, but dreams about sex... are dreams about sex ffs!


k2o4   United States. Mar 18 2009 11:39. Posts 4803

don't lie, she was 15

=)

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EXCELED   Canada. Mar 18 2009 11:53. Posts 401

haha it was a guy too wasnt it. kidding man.


2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. Mar 18 2009 12:23. Posts 927

ROFL, VIRGIN .


Gadget   United States. Mar 18 2009 12:34. Posts 295

Getting laid doesnt take away from the splendor of a sex dream imo.


C Huuustle   Canada. Mar 18 2009 13:22. Posts 83


  On March 18 2009 11:23 2Vi3T_B0Y4 wrote:
ROFL, VIRGIN .



Even in his dream, girls lie to him...


ToTehEastSide   United States. Mar 18 2009 13:26. Posts 1337

haha

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity 

MayZerG   United Kingdom. Mar 18 2009 14:42. Posts 2123

Ouch. major cock block

He is quite literally, destroying dreams lol

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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Mar 18 2009 14:47. Posts 3943


  On March 18 2009 12:22 C Huuustle wrote:
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Even in his dream, girls lie to him...


hahahah :D

Metagame Purposes. 

Muhweli   Finland. Mar 18 2009 15:26. Posts 10663

Yeah cuz sex with virgins is so much more awesome that with someone who knows what they're doing. wat.

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TremendousGats   Canada. Mar 18 2009 15:45. Posts 467


  On March 18 2009 14:26 Muhweli wrote:
Yeah cuz sex with virgins is so much more awesome that with someone who knows what they're doing. wat.



exactly what i was thinking lol...

How you want it, bars or bullets? 

ConquistadoR   Germany. Mar 18 2009 16:36. Posts 1952

I never had a sex dream.. prolly cuz i have too much in real life so my brain is getting tired of it

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lucifer   Sweden. Mar 21 2009 14:09. Posts 5955

Muh.


climbing mount everest is also more awesome when someone else already did it

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