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SakiSaki  Sweden. Dec 13 2008 14:00. Posts 9687 | | |
I feel like I have been ranting about this enough but fuck, Im so irritated. I have played alot of stars lately but today I figured id hit the HU tables on ipoker for the euro peak hours. Now, ipoker has a limited amount of heads up tables, its not like stars where another one pops up just as one gets taken. As I scout for action theres 20+(!) 2/4 hu tables with one reg on each, and NONE of them will play me. Now I havent been really active on ipoker HU as of late so I am not well known, and I dont think any of these guys really know if I am a big winner or a complete retard. Just the fact that a buy in for full makes then sit out and say "no ty"
FUCK YOU! First of all, these guys are fucking pathetic. Bumhunting on 2/4 is like boxing 4 weightclasses below you. You will bash on the little competition you get, but you will never improve and you will stay a bumhunting 2/4 pathetic fuckface asswhipe reg cunt for the rest of your life. Id rather work at IKEA than bumhunt like these guys. Second of all, these guys are really bad for the games. Lets say you are a drunk recreational player wanting to play some poker on saturday night, you look at the tables and theres 20 of them with players who wont play eachother. Even if you are retarded and drunk out of your mind you will realize something is up.
Being put on sick lifetilt after not getting any action I decided to be the 2/4 HU terrorist for a couple of hours. I sat at ALL of the bumhunting regs tables. At most I think i was on 12 HU tables and all the fags sat out on me. A couple of them even started arguing with me, like they have any fucking standing in this. The way I see it, if you want to be a little cuntfaced cockbag bumhunter fuckhead and only play drunk shortstacks, fine. Bless your soul. But if you chose to do this, there is a price to pay aswell. If you encounter someone who isnt drunk and/or retarded, leave the fucking table. Thats the price of taking gameselection to a retarded new level. Dont stay at the table and start whining, just FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOOD FOR NOTHING SCUMFACE. Gameselect all you want you little faggots but remember that theres a limited amount of tables available and I, who will play anyone, have the privelige of taking your table if you dont see me as a fit candidate to play against.
The most suprising thing of all was that none of these bumhunters seemed to understand my point. They all acted like I was a retarded moron who blocked their tables when in reality they are the ones blocking mine. I was called "imature", "acne faced nerd", "retard" and one guy even asked for my adress so he could come and beat me up. lol.
Anyways, the whole thing is getting pretty ridicilous, and eventhough I kinda enjoyed being the kinga of 2/4 hu, its not really worth it having to fuck with regs for 40 min everytime I want action. If there 6-max games wherent so juicy I would just cash out my roll from ipoker and move to ftp.
Rant over. gg imo
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tomson Poland. Dec 13 2008 14:04. Posts 1982 | | |
Sit in for 369.75$. Rebuy to full if you lose a decent chunk. |
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Look at betfair lobby if you think Ipoker is bad.
They should really do something about this, and its same on Everest poker where I play. If I sit down they will say "stop blocking my tables" LOL |
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2 ideas:
1. Take ALL action at the given HU limit. Just sit down at ALL tables and play ANYONE that will play you, and if fish come, he HAS to play you. I seen Fisheye do this at 25-50 several times.
Lets say 100 buyins is what it takes to be able to feel comfortable doing this, at least for me.
2. Tomson way, sit in with 369.75$ or whatever, start with limping your first button, try to look like a donk at start. |
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Dec 13 2008 14:37. Posts 8918 | | |
The worst is when they join your table and then sit out in it refusing to play but dont leave ajhegjhagrgaj |
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if you join ALL table, it doesnt make new tables? |
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Maynard! United States. Dec 13 2008 16:32. Posts 4453 | | |
That is it. Lets settle this right here and now. HU4rolls. Right here, right now. |
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| Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. | Last edit: 13/12/2008 16:33 |
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Oddeye Canada. Dec 13 2008 17:35. Posts 5107 | | |
Just noticed what your username is on ipoker  Gonna be very watchful if I see you around. Now plz do not guess mine. |
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Minsk United States. Dec 13 2008 20:24. Posts 1558 | | |
I agree.....but what your really doing in this post is showing people their mistakes.................never show people their mistakes........
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SemPeR Canada. Dec 13 2008 20:38. Posts 2288 | | |
I agree with you 100%, but similar to what Minsk is saying, it sounds like you're trading a ton of action now......for what? An "I win" blog post?
Now Oddeye won't donate to you the next time he goes on a tilt induced fit of 10 tabling 2/4 HU. =s |
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[vital]Myth United States. Dec 13 2008 21:00. Posts 12159 | | |
lol you're the only mid-stakes green star i respect
and i love you so much
roflmao@ boxing 4 weight classes below LOL |
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[vital]Myth United States. Dec 13 2008 21:01. Posts 12159 | | |
scratch that, talentedtom is also the man |
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tapatapaz Brasil. Dec 13 2008 21:10. Posts 1279 | | |
| | On December 13 2008 19:24 Minsk wrote:
..never show people their mistakes........
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wat |
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k2o4 United States. Dec 13 2008 23:54. Posts 4803 | | |
sakisaki the hero =)
hhahahahahaha
great job man. fuck those guys. |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Dec 14 2008 04:54. Posts 5647 | | |
awesome, definitely the right course of action :D who cares what they say? have a good giggle at those geeks |
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RiKD United States. Dec 14 2008 09:06. Posts 9283 | | |
| | On December 13 2008 13:04 tomson wrote:
Sit in for 369.75$. Rebuy to full if you lose a decent chunk. |
just make sure to start 50bb tables though.................. also make sure not to INSTA rebuy as soon as a fish sits....................... |
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YoMeR United States. Dec 14 2008 11:50. Posts 12438 | | |
I used to buy in for short to get action from bad regs back when i used to play UB.
after stealing their blinds and 3 betting em a few times i top off and they won't leave cuz you took like 40 bucks off of em so fuck em.
oh and i note all the hit and running faggots so the next chance i get i insta hit and run.
god those guys tilt me |
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KanoNapat Sweden. Dec 14 2008 16:09. Posts 10 | | |
SakiSaki what do u nick on ipoker? I play a fair amount of 2/4 and 3/6 hu |
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CirCa Canada. Dec 14 2008 18:34. Posts 1249 | | |
do it everyday
sit on all their tables... fuck them |
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