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So I was on a date with this girl tonight which used to be a girlfriend of one of my best friends.
We first agree to meet up at 21:45 and I arrive at 21:30 since I'm always early for stuff and can't stand people that are late,she ofcourse shows up at 10:05 but she texted me like 3 times so I couldn't make her feel guilty for anything in hope of getting action later.Coolerd from the get-go.
So we finally arrive at the bar and guess what,my entire fucking crew is there drinking including my friend she dated(B from now on),and his girlfriend that I dated lolol...They were there chilling with some girl cousin of his which is apparently this girls great friend,that girl proceeds to say to M(we'll call her this from now on)how hot I am...I'm like 1 meter away and playing deaf cuz I'm a arrogant fuck.Meanwhile B is giving me some meaningful spiteful looks and I'm actually just trying not to laugh my ass off.
So we finally order our drinks (2 juices) and go sit outside.Normally the waiter brings her her juice and gets me a beer and shes like "Why did he bring u a beer?You orderd juice.",you figure it out.
So we start some small talk pretty much revolving about how great I am and how shes unsatisified with her current Bosnian boyfriend which is actually some kind of annoying motherfucker who texts her like 5-10 times within the hour.
The night gets better,a retarded 30yr old guy that also always hangs at the bar is apparently somewhat of a friend with her and decides its a good idea to sit with us two,I mean dude retarded will not stop me beating the fuck out of you if you pull this ever again on me.Ofcourse from here pretty much any chances of me getting something on with her seriously diminished.So she finally gets fed with his bs and she decides its a good idea to take off,but no!He decides its a good idea to take off aswell and tags along with us,but only after YELLING in the full bar "Is he taking you home or can I go with you two home?" at this point im fucking pissed and in the meanwhile them two chit chated in the bar I got fairly drunk,so im barely keeping my shit together not to beat him up.
So finally when we arrive at her house,I try to kiss her on the cheek and she responds by moving back and saying not that first,im like "WTF?",she SHAKES MY HAND and then proceeds to kiss me on the cheek and tell me to call her tommorow.
Too bad Floofy doesn't live in Croatia cuz I think we have a winner.
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Python817 Canada. Aug 12 2008 20:54. Posts 2733 | | |
lol right when I read "she SHAKES MY HAND" I thought of the floofy thread before reading the last sentence |
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Syntax United States. Aug 12 2008 20:56. Posts 4415 | | | |
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Sheitan Canada. Aug 12 2008 21:19. Posts 4217 | | | |
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F4Zi United Kingdom. Aug 12 2008 21:23. Posts 3462 | | | |
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Critterer United Kingdom. Aug 12 2008 21:23. Posts 5337 | | |
Its always polite to shake hands |
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lachlan Australia. Aug 12 2008 22:13. Posts 6991 | | |
lol damn... pics of the bar, the retard and the girl? |
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100Large Canada. Aug 12 2008 22:23. Posts 359 | | |
fold this girl, and pick a better spot, unless you really like her. |
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lol what a cockblock
if u know she cant stand him just take her by the hand to another area of the bar
handshake was epic hahaha |
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TheTrees United States. Aug 12 2008 22:48. Posts 1592 | | |
| | On August 12 2008 20:23 F4Zi wrote:
lol shakes hand WTF
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Highcard Canada. Aug 12 2008 22:49. Posts 5428 | | |
Tell her next time if she wants to shake her hand she needs to be holding something different of yours otherwise gtfo never talk to me again. |
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SPEWTARD Peru. Aug 12 2008 23:56. Posts 4306 | | | |
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Fayth  Canada. Aug 13 2008 00:30. Posts 10085 | | |
shake hands looooooooooooooooooooool |
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tloapc Pitcairn. Aug 13 2008 00:57. Posts 2591 | | |
man croatian women are HOTT
and make sure to not shake her hand next time and kiss her again
totally easy to get away with that one with some cool one liner, and if u do shake hands next time ur obv setting urself up for fail |
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| | On August 12 2008 20:23 F4Zi wrote:
lol shakes hand WTF
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QFT ... epic fail imo  |
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