Jesus christ, you guys prob remember my 2girls1cup blog i made, well i was just about to workout today, and and i saw a 2girls1cup video of reactions, this video was seem 1.6 million times by people so far, and to my surprise my reaction video of my girlfriend Amanda was one of the ones in there. I can't believe it. If you watch it i'm user pav449, what a small world. link is at http://youtube.com/watch?v=xos1v5A2p94
Sorry to bother you guys this this stupidity, I was just so surprised, lol.
Before I go to working out and studying, i'll tell you a couple of jokes i found funny.
Joke #1
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Joke #2 (nasty beginning but makes it up at the end)
One day this girl goes to her father, "Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it." The dad replies, "Only if you suck my dick." the girl refuses but says, "please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies." The dad says again, "Only if you suck my dick, then Ill take you." Eventually the girl gives in and sucks his chop. As soon as she does, she leaps back and goes "Eewwww, it tastes like shit!", so the dad says, "Yeah, your brother wanted to go to the movies too."
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