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SakiSaki    Sweden. Oct 14 2007 09:47. Posts 9687
i was chopping onion and fucking almost chopped of my finger

gah its blood everywhere

ohhh the pain wtf i run bad even when i cook, life is so unfair.

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what wackass site is this nigga?  

TimDawg    United States. Oct 14 2007 09:50. Posts 10197

nh

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

ggplz   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 09:52. Posts 16784

benoit

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

lachlan   Australia. Oct 14 2007 09:55. Posts 6991

urself

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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Oct 14 2007 09:56. Posts 1848

I got excited at chopping onion and fucking.

Sounded like a cool new fetish.

Then you only almost chopped your finger off.

Big disappointment


DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 09:57. Posts 8623

So like, one could maybe find a new use for the finger?


Muhweli   Finland. Oct 14 2007 10:01. Posts 10663

And you decided to post about it before seeking medical care?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Trey   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:02. Posts 5616


  On October 14 2007 09:01 Muhweli wrote:
And you decided to post about it before seeking medical care?


Svenman87   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:10. Posts 4636

pics or it didnt happen


lucifer   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:12. Posts 5955

Muh... I don't think he means almost as in it's hanging by a thread...

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:18. Posts 6298

of course it's hanging, and he is typing with it aswell


FrinkX   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:25. Posts 7562

karma for not playing dota with us

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:36. Posts 9687

well it hung somewhat loose but i just put it back in place and wrapped gauze around it so i dont think i need to seek medical care, it will probably just reatatch by itself.

what wackass site is this nigga?  

iop   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:36. Posts 4951

hoppsan kerstin

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Breeze   Bulgaria. Oct 14 2007 11:16. Posts 802

I remember raszi had his finger chopped off some years ago and he posted about it on tl.net, they reattached it or something...

My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though. 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Oct 14 2007 14:18. Posts 7243


  On October 14 2007 09:36 iop wrote:
hoppsan kerstin


lol


milkman   United States. Oct 14 2007 15:05. Posts 5719

dude its not like america, u dont have to pay for health care, stop being a douche and go get professional medical care lol.. if for no other reason, just to sit there and laugh about the fact that if i was in your position i couldnt do shit.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

[vital]Myth    United States. Oct 14 2007 15:09. Posts 12159

god damn swedes are ALL knife newbies

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

bannabop   Canada. Oct 14 2007 16:25. Posts 81

Onions are really delicious, so if you ask yourself "Was it worth it?"
The answer is yes. What were you cooking?


DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 17:17. Posts 8623

I LIKE KNIVES!


 
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