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SakiSaki   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 09:47. Posts 9687 | | |
i was chopping onion and fucking almost chopped of my finger
gah its blood everywhere
ohhh the pain wtf i run bad even when i cook, life is so unfair.
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TimDawg   United States. Oct 14 2007 09:50. Posts 10197 | | |
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online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball | |
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ggplz   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 09:52. Posts 16784 | | |
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if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN | |
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lachlan   Australia. Oct 14 2007 09:55. Posts 6991 | | |
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I got excited at chopping onion and fucking.
Sounded like a cool new fetish.
Then you only almost chopped your finger off.
Big disappointment  |
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So like, one could maybe find a new use for the finger? |
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Muhweli   Finland. Oct 14 2007 10:01. Posts 10663 | | |
And you decided to post about it before seeking medical care? |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Trey   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:02. Posts 5616 | | |
| On October 14 2007 09:01 Muhweli wrote:
And you decided to post about it before seeking medical care? |
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Svenman87   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:10. Posts 4636 | | |
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lucifer   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:12. Posts 5955 | | |
Muh... I don't think he means almost as in it's hanging by a thread... |
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On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it | |
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:18. Posts 6298 | | |
of course it's hanging, and he is typing with it aswell |
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FrinkX   United States. Oct 14 2007 10:25. Posts 7562 | | |
karma for not playing dota with us |
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bitch on a pension suck my dong | |
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SakiSaki   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:36. Posts 9687 | | |
well it hung somewhat loose but i just put it back in place and wrapped gauze around it so i dont think i need to seek medical care, it will probably just reatatch by itself. |
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what wackass site is this nigga? | |
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iop   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 10:36. Posts 4951 | | |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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Breeze   Bulgaria. Oct 14 2007 11:16. Posts 802 | | |
I remember raszi had his finger chopped off some years ago and he posted about it on tl.net, they reattached it or something... |
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Oct 14 2007 14:18. Posts 7243 | | |
| On October 14 2007 09:36 iop wrote:
hoppsan kerstin |
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milkman   United States. Oct 14 2007 15:05. Posts 5719 | | |
dude its not like america, u dont have to pay for health care, stop being a douche and go get professional medical care lol.. if for no other reason, just to sit there and laugh about the fact that if i was in your position i couldnt do shit. |
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[vital]Myth   United States. Oct 14 2007 15:09. Posts 12159 | | |
god damn swedes are ALL knife newbies |
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bannabop   Canada. Oct 14 2007 16:25. Posts 81 | | |
Onions are really delicious, so if you ask yourself "Was it worth it?"
The answer is yes. What were you cooking? |
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