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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Sep 18 2007 08:46. Posts 14026 | | |
this story is pretty fuckin lol.
so it rolls back to about 5 days ago.
I go to this free poker night with my friend. You get $1500 chips if you buy a drink, blinds start at 25/50.
My friend wins it in the most hilarious fashion imaginable. Obv he doesnt know the hilarity as he pushed T5 vs J7o but whatever.
He wins a $50 bar tab valid for 6 days (poker is on a weds) He was out on friday and i was out on saturday - we decide tuesday drinking is all good.
So we go up about midday and get like 3 beers each and some fries.
We go piss about in the sports shop and head back to mine. I say we should stop at the liquer shop on the way home and we but 16 beers.
we get home and watch some tv-li<x>nks.co.uk then we put on some music and hop out my window on to the roof.
NOW APPARENTLY - SOMEONE DIDNT LIKE THIS
So next thing i know someones all peeling us out. the landlady is over and she all in my grill. Me and mate run out the backdoor and run to someone elses flat. They persue and catch up to us. We aagree to co operate.
I tell my mate that i think i might bolt. I decide not to but i tell him that ill take the fall on this one.
We stand around and eat some food and we can see security and the landlady outside out house.
I go upstairs and put on my air jorndan shorts to give me the best chance to run from the po po.
nigga whut. I go outside me and my friend flatmate talk to landlady and my friend say "is there nothing that can be done to resolve this?"
land lady say "no, ive had enough of this behaviour in the village"
i say "fine" and run down and jump in my car
i speed off and im quite obviously way too pissed to drive.
I turn around and come back to pick up my mate, when i pull in the drive way theres cops there. I pull a hard u-turn.
some nit a tries to be a hero and stand infront of my car. i speed towards him beeping the horn and he gets out my way.
I drive up the road then i drive the wrong way down a one way street, upon joining the main road the cops pull up by me.
I have 2 options here, slam into reverse and try out run the police in a 1000cc honda integra, or give up. I choose nit life and give up.
They park my car and i ride back to the village in their car. After a bit they decide they "cant trust me" and put me in cuffs.
i chat some shit through the window and theres a little crowd to see me taken down by the 5 0 for a 2nd time in a couple of months.
I ask the cop whats gonna happen and hes like "well we take you back to station then breathalize you then you can go"
realizing i wasnt facing anight in the cells i decide to co-operate.
I need to blow less than 400 to pass, so the pressure wass on.
I made the breathand sailed through with a smooth 800, fail.
So they fill some forms and read them out. I claim that my dad is my lawyer and i want to phone him. Then i decide not to afte blowing a 780 on the 2nd go.
They give me a lift home and i have a suspended licence, with a court appearance in a few weeks.
I return home and continued drinking, then went to the gas station for a pie coz i rule..
phoned my mum and told her what it do. She seemed down. I will be abroad for most of my ban so its fuckin gravy.
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KwarK United Kingdom. Sep 18 2007 08:50. Posts 1019 | | |
I'm lost. You thought drink driving would get you out of trouble? |
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PplusAD Germany. Sep 18 2007 09:24. Posts 7182 | | |
| | On September 18 2007 08:09 SneakrFreakr wrote:
i can't say how much i love you <3<3<3 |
i second that !
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Sheitan Canada. Sep 18 2007 09:40. Posts 4217 | | |
Faggot, next time you'll kill someone, next time please try to escape from the cops and die in a crash or make them shoot you kthxbye.
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XeliN United Kingdom. Sep 18 2007 09:54. Posts 2365 | | |
lol this needs to be picturised! |
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Balzamon Sweden. Sep 18 2007 10:13. Posts 2868 | | |
i think hes a mythomaniac! |
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asdf2000 United States. Sep 18 2007 10:27. Posts 7708 | | | |
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humPah Finland. Sep 18 2007 11:25. Posts 1544 | | | |
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pinbaLL Sweden. Sep 18 2007 13:22. Posts 7243 | | |
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YoMeR United States. Sep 18 2007 13:26. Posts 12438 | | |
fuck teh popo you do wut you want. |
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Feiticeira United Kingdom. Sep 27 2007 10:09. Posts 3047 | | |
Yes, this is really 'fuckin lol'.
| | On September 18 2007 08:09 SneakrFreakr wrote:
i can't say how much i love you <3<3<3 |
Respect to the drink drivers, right? That's a really cool thing to do. |
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