Once again trying to get some money off of ftp into stars. Looking to move up to 5k. We can break it up if it makes it easier for someonee. I have some ppl who can vouch for me like Ket n midian.
standard Phill Helmuthby piratematerial, September 21
It's kind of strange to blog about someone else's blog doing parodies about other blogs but eh.. i think this is must read. I took this from Daniel Negreanu's blog. Which you can find here - http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker...ction=showfull&id=1253518751&archive=
He's explaining why he likes Phill Helmuth's blog and what he likes about them. He proceeds to write up a standard Phill Helmuth blog.
I'm in a limo with Dom Perrignon and am texting Michael Phelps about hanging out. I'm Phelps' favorite, he loves me more than his medals. In fact, he told me he'd give me one of his medals if I'd sleep with him, but Phelps is not my type, although a sex tape would probably make me more famous....hmmm? No, wait a minute, I get the ladies baby, they are all over me when I go out. I've been working out and I'm pretty buff so I can see why they just pass out when I walk in a room in my Caesar costume showing off my tiny nipples.
I just landed in LA to do a show and then go to a "VIP" night spot for celebrities and important people, it's not for just regular people. You have to be really, really, cool to get in. I hear Ivey tried to get in, but couldn't. That's probably because I have 11 bracelets and he doesn't. I'm by FAR the best NLH tournament player in the world and it's not even close. Most celebrities and important people know that, I think, and that's why they all want me to hang out with them and give speeches about how amazing I am and stuff. I mean, I have to give the people what they want right?
In fact, I ran into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the airport and they must have been in awe of me. They walked right by me and didn't say hi or anything. I'm sure they were just trying to respect my privacy, because I get mobbed everywhere I go. They understand what it's like for people like us. You can't have a normal life with paparazzi always hounding you. It's the price you pay I guess...
After the club I'm going to stay at the very best hotel in LA. It's where all the top stars stay so I figured I should also stay there since I'm the greatest poker player in the world.
Oh, and I can't forget to mention every single celebrity I know. I kno how much you guys like hearing me drop some names so I won't disappoint!
People that hung out with me this month:
Shaquille O'Neal, McCauley Caulkin, the guy from that Dove commercial that laughs at the end, Gary Coleman, the back up guitarist for the Beatles, Vanilla Ice, New York (from I Love New York), Scott Baio, Tonya (from the Real World), and oh! almost forgot, Tonya Harding and I are doing an event where we teach kids about sports ettiquette and fair play! I am a great guy and like to "give back" to the people less important than me.
Phil Hellmuth...out.
Hi folks,
last week I was affected by my huge monday tilt (ten buyins in 1.5k hands) and felt the need to reorganise things a bit. I arranged my duties, tried to figure out what exactly I'm looking for... One of the things I managed to do to help myself was to start posting here. And so far I want to continue.
I went to cinema last saturday and saw the new Tarantino's movie. I was really stunned in the end. It is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen... And Brad Pitt is simply excellent.
I have to grind out like 1.4k VPPs to become a gold star and I am not sure I will manage it. Will have to play a lot :/
This week, I want to:
- play a lot ((at least 8k hands) I know "my rules" in my first post tells me not to play long, but not reaching the goldstar status would clearly be a mistake)
- go to Berlin for the weekend (Berlin calling^^)
- maybe reach nl50 (doubt about it)
- not forget about my school duties
That's all for now, maybe I'll drop a line here again in few days, if anything interesting will happen.
ran like complete shit today, final hand to finish it off was AA losing to KK all in pre. I used to joke about how i was running so far below ev, but now the fact that i'm only up $292 in my first 7.5k hands of 400nl is really fucking annoying when i'm 3.6k below ev (including the 1.5k below ev I ran today). But going to take monday off to study for a test on tuesday. See how things go and maybe play on tuesday remotivated and energized, ready to kick ass at 400nl.
sanchez a hero again, performing well in consecutive games and kurt warner had a monster game as well. add delhome and steve smith. fantastic shit
pretty much every game i had a chance to watch was really fun^^ it might be because of watching so much fucking baseball, but i really do think this season the field's a lot more level and it seems like a lot more fun.
Running hot and a few buyins above expectation since the start of my self-emitted non-FPPpro challenge. I'm playing very short sessions every day of about 2000 to 3000 hands so it's going to take me a while to get to 200 000 hands.
On the non-poker side...
I'm already finishing season 2 of How I Met Your Mother (See previous blog) and what can I say, the show is legend- wait for it -dary! I strongly recommend it to you if you liked shows such as Friends.
Also...
I would appreciate it if you could take a few seconds to rate and/or comment on the blog entries as it will motivate me alot to keep blogging. Thank you!
last night of cashgame.. pinball runs like God and is up 45k (krowns), I run like shit and am down 30k. worst fish of all times win every pot against me even if he cold-5b AI with 52o and rebuys every hand since he cant win shit. Should get drunk and shit but I think I go beserk in the hotellroom instead.. shit!
pretty fed up with them seems like such a waste of time and boy are they tilting
haven't really been playing much this month prob like 16k hands of cash and up 12k or so but the total is probably around 7k cause of tournies and losing 1.5k at omaha o8
I just realized I used a fake identity when I signed up for UB years ago, so I have no way of getting a check from them
I am wondering if someone could buy me a $35 item on ebay, and have it sent to my address.
I will send you the $49.34 in my account on UltimateBet, so you make a profit of $14.34!
I quit playing poker a while ago and I just need to get this money off UB.
I'll send the money than you can buy the Razer Mouse for me.
So now its sunday night again and time to hit the pillow. Have been a pretty ok weekend I guess. Friday it was casino and some hangout with friend at some bars. Yesterday we had a great party for a friend who is going to move away from sthlm for 1.5yrs or lifetime..only time can tell..was nice ended up with some decent clubbing.
Today I have once again played 20/20 at the casino. Like on Friday I wasn't really amused of playing and I had almost talked myself into a loss today. Thoughts like you can't win everytime and its time for a losing session crossed my mind. Said and done..lost 2bi in like 3hrs after some spewwy calls...But I'm proud over my decision to leave the table and stop the donations and not return until I'm really in the mood for some poker again...have been playing almost 20hrs of live poker this week which is a huge amount for me, considered I have a full time job also...
This week I will try to find the right spirit again and if so I aim att playing 2-3, 3-4hrs sessions again...think it's payment weekend coming up so the tables will be extra juicy =)
PokerStars Game #33078232473: Holdem No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/20 16:13:27 ET
Table Geometria III 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: bonesdf91 ($17.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($10.15 in chips)
Seat 4: garpiano ($10.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Vlekkert ($13 in chips)
Seat 6: Box3D ($11.90 in chips)
bonesdf91: posts small blind $0.05
Hero: posts big blind $0.10
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
garpiano: raises $0.30 to $0.40
Vlekkert: calls $0.40
Box3D: calls $0.40
bonesdf91: folds
Hero: raises $2.10 to $2.50
garpiano: folds
Vlekkert: calls $2.10
Box3D: calls $2.10
Showdown Hero: shows (a pair of Kings)
Vlekkert: shows (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Vlekkert collected $22.15 from pot
Summary Total pot $23.25 | Rake $1.10
Board
Seat 1: bonesdf91 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Hero (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: garpiano folded before Flop
Seat 5: Vlekkert showed and won ($22.15) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 6: Box3D (button) folded on the Flop
My Ftp cash for your Pokerstarsby AAZ09, September 20
Hey, I know I rarely ever post on LP, but I was hoping someone could exchange 2K of pokerstars cash for my 2K on Full tilt. I will send first to known LP members. Send me a message if you're willing to exchange. Thanks
I haven't stayed at a place with a good solid internet connection since early July and I'm starting to go crazy. I've lost a shitload of equity cuz of it too.
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