After basically busting Nanonokos roll yesterday (look for him to drop stakes for a while), I found this chubby looking fella named Jorge Arias at mah 50PLO tables. When i have the munchies I eat PS pros, nomnomnom.
For serious tho, this guy blows donkey dick.
Awesome pot, thx Whore-ge, nice start to the month
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #49009482348: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/09/02 0:28:34 ET
Table Cepheus V 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: KING1110000 ($79.30 in chips)
Seat 2: greedyG21 ($304.10 in chips)
Seat 3: JorgeArias ($143.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($163.45 in chips)
Seat 6: NovaAce ($153.20 in chips)
NovaAce: posts small blind $0.25
KING1110000: posts big blind $0.50
KING1110000: posts the ante $0.10
greedyG21: posts the ante $0.10
JorgeArias: posts the ante $0.10
Hero: posts the ante $0.10
NovaAce: posts the ante $0.10
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
greedyG21: calls $0.50
JorgeArias: raises $2.25 to $2.75
Hero: calls $2.75
NovaAce: folds
KING1110000: folds
greedyG21: raises $9.50 to $12.25
JorgeArias: calls $9.50
Hero: calls $9.50
greedyG21: bets $36.10
JorgeArias: calls $36.10
Hero: raises $115 to $151.10 and is all-in
greedyG21: raises $140.65 to $291.75 and is all-in
JorgeArias: calls $95.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($140.65) returned to greedyG21
Showdown greedyG21: shows (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
Hero: shows (a flush, Jack high)
Hero collected $39.50 from side pot
JorgeArias: mucks hand
Hero collected $430.05 from main pot
Summary Total pot $471.55 Main pot $430.05. Side pot $39.50. | Rake $2
Board
Seat 1: KING1110000 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: greedyG21 showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 3: JorgeArias mucked
Seat 4: Hero (button) showed and won ($469.55) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: NovaAce (small blind) folded before Flop
Easy money
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #49008984551: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/09/02 0:08:25 ET
Table Cepheus V 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: KING1110000 ($124.10 in chips)
Seat 2: greedyG21 ($122.75 in chips)
Seat 3: JorgeArias ($175.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($125 in chips)
Seat 5: HUGE NUTZ 44 ($78 in chips)
Seat 6: NovaAce ($159 in chips)
HUGE NUTZ 44: posts small blind $0.25
NovaAce: posts big blind $0.50
KING1110000: posts the ante $0.10
greedyG21: posts the ante $0.10
JorgeArias: posts the ante $0.10
Hero: posts the ante $0.10
HUGE NUTZ 44: posts the ante $0.10
NovaAce: posts the ante $0.10
greedyG21: bets $28
Hero: raises $76.05 to $104.05 and is all-in
greedyG21: folds
Uncalled bet ($76.05) returned to Hero
Hero collected $96.05 from pot
Hero: shows (a pair of Aces)
Summary Total pot $99.05 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: KING1110000 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: greedyG21 folded on the River
Seat 3: JorgeArias folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Hero (button) collected ($96.05)
Seat 5: HUGE NUTZ 44 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: NovaAce (big blind) folded before Flop
and who plays sc2 during poker breaks? i do and it gets me more worked up than poker. hate reapers and proxy gateways. still waiting on that terran+toss nerf.......... yes i qq hard
Not for me but for my man Uwe Boll. Just watched some new movie he wrote/directed/produced called Rampage. I netflixed this thing last night and I have to say WOW! Uwe finally made a good movie! I'll let you research the details, but basically this guy is one of the worst movie directors of all time. But maybe his problem has just been doing hollywood's bidding. This little gem is his own work, and I gotta say he did an outstanding job.
The movie is some psychotic revenge thriller were this guy decides to go on a random killing spree just cuz. But it's highly realistic, both in its violence and execution. By that I mean the plot elements and strategy our "hero" goes through to pull it off are very believable.
The film's half way point begins a 60 minute continuous shooting spree with no end in sight, almost to the point of getting boring because he's just killing so many people without purpose. But there are a few interstitials throughout to break up the gun violence and give you a moment to rest and think about why he's doing this.
Anyway, an entertaining film for a freebie netflix rental such as myself, and a shocking turnaround from Uwe. I'm very interested to see what else he's capable of if he just starts sticking to his own shit.
I haven't really grinded poker online or poker for that matter in general, for probably almost a year. I've been goofing around with tournaments and random stuff like that but nothing too serious. This last month I started playing again thanks to a stake (thanks Sam!) with the conditions I have to play 50k hands in the month (something I've never done in my entire life LOL) otherwise the deal is off.
So after starting off pretty slow and falling 15k hands behind pace I grinded it out at the end of the month and went on a nice run at the end too, which was definitely really nice.
Anyway heres my graph (25NL + 50NL for the last like 1k hands and about $250 of the profit lol) I started playing on UB then moved to FTP after about 15k hands and played FR on both. I switched to 25NL and 50NL RUSH at like the 35k hand mark and then proceeded to own. So probably going to permenantly stay at 50NL RUSH and move through the limits at RUSH.
Lowered my aggression at about 10,000 hand mark. Note the switch of the red and blue lines. Then ran on a nice 15 BI heater and after the 30000 hand mark I've been running pretty bad, which is causing me to play bad. I've been running into some gross set over set coolers, and unfortunately sometimes 150bb+ effective, not to mention getting almost no action with big hands. I have to put more focus into quitting on sessions that are going awful and sessions that are going extraordinary. I'm sure it's just temporary run bad. Luckily, rakeback has been very nice and comfortably keeps me at a solid roll. I still have a lot to learn
Was sittin on my couch today, super high, decide im too fuked up to play, so ill just browse los lobbies. Look at my normal 50PLO games and Nanonoko is at 6 of em. Insta join all of em! HE is cool, we are bff.
Yougotgot said, "nano"
Yougotgot said, "randy"
Yougotgot said, "u da man"
Yougotgot said, "ur a bot"
Yougotgot said, "dont lie about it"
nanonoko said, "lol"
nanonoko said, "this game is hard"
Yougotgot said, "thats a bot response"
Yougotgot said, "train here before u go to 25/50 plO u bot"
nanonoko said, "i'm down a billion in this"
Yougotgot said, "also cant 20 table plo"
Yougotgot said, "even you bot"
nanonoko said, "haha"
nanonoko said, "wahtever floats your boat"
Yougotgot said, "water floats my boat nano"
Yougotgot said, "u kno something i dont?"
Yougotgot said, "join a deep table, more fun, real PLO"
Yougotgot said, "ill start it with you"
nanonoko said, "i'll pass"
Yougotgot said, "boooooo"
Nano was runnin 40/37 31 3bet
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #48958616970: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/31 20:56:11 ET
Table Koon III 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: figdepok ($52.20 in chips)
Seat 2: macsone41 ($61.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Triple B2 ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: PlayaAAK8 ($159.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: nanonoko ($50 in chips)
nanonoko: posts small blind $0.25
figdepok: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards Dealt to Hero
macsone41: folds
Triple B2: folds
PlayaAAK8: folds
Hero: raises $1.25 to $1.75
nanonoko: raises $4 to $5.75
figdepok: calls $5.25
Hero: calls $4
nanonoko: checks
figdepok: checks
Hero: bets $27.85 and is all-in
nanonoko: folds
figdepok: folds
Uncalled bet ($27.85) returned to Hero
Hero collected $63.45 from pot
Hero: shows (a pair of Tens)
Summary Total pot $66.45 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: figdepok (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: macsone41 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Triple B2 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: PlayaAAK8 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) collected ($63.45)
Seat 6: nanonoko (small blind) folded on the River
Never folding this river u bot
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #48959466921: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/31 21:20:20 ET
Table Emita V 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Lsunly ($16.25 in chips)
Seat 2: juanìto3222 ($219 in chips)
Seat 3: dean6745 ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: figdepok ($166.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 6: nanonoko ($50 in chips)
dean6745: posts small blind $0.25
figdepok: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
nanonoko: raises $3.75 to $5.25
Lsunly: folds
juanìto3222: folds
dean6745: folds
figdepok: folds
Hero: calls $3.75
Showdown Hero: shows (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
nanonoko: mucks hand
Hero collected $31.05 from pot
Summary Total pot $32.65 | Rake $1.60
Board
Seat 1: Lsunly folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: juanìto3222 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dean6745 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: figdepok (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hero showed and won ($31.05) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 6: nanonoko mucked
Random Calls
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #48962197119: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/31 22:40:09 ET
Table Koon III 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mh2890 ($61.05 in chips)
Seat 2: dean6745 ($58.50 in chips)
Seat 3: DonDwan ($141.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Toobadfish ($103.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($78.85 in chips)
Seat 6: 10242048 ($50 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
10242048: posts big blind $0.50
Showdown DonDwan: shows (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero collected $105.80 from pot
Summary Total pot $108.80 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: mh2890 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: dean6745 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: DonDwan showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 4: Toobadfish (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($105.80) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: 10242048 (big blind) folded before Flop
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #48961111712: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/31 22:08:33 ET
Table Elvira VIII 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ninskymo13 ($113.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: siada2 ($136.25 in chips)
Seat 5: juanìto3222 ($50.50 in chips)
Seat 6: FendiMutt ($57.55 in chips)
FendiMutt: posts small blind $0.25
ninskymo13: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $1.25 to $1.75
siada2: folds
juanìto3222: folds
FendiMutt: calls $1.50
ninskymo13: raises $5.25 to $7
Hero: calls $5.25
FendiMutt: calls $5.25
ninskymo13: bets $21.75
mh2890 joins the table at seat #3
Hero: calls $21.75
Showdown ninskymo13: shows (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero: shows (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero collected $79 from pot
Summary Total pot $81 | Rake $2
Board
Seat 1: ninskymo13 (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 2: Hero showed and won ($79) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 4: siada2 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: juanìto3222 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: FendiMutt (small blind) folded on the Turn
Funny
Submitted by : YouGoTGoT
PokerStars Game #48962772157: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/31 22:59:55 ET
Table Hermippe X 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: chillsports ($39.25 in chips)
Seat 2: ninskymo13 ($64.75 in chips)
Seat 3: CriusCC ($49.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($126.45 in chips)
Seat 5: dean6745 ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: mh2890 ($69.60 in chips)
dean6745: posts small blind $0.25
mh2890: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
chillsports: folds
ninskymo13: raises $1.25 to $1.75
CriusCC: calls $1.75
Hero: raises $6 to $7.75
dean6745: raises $14.25 to $22
mh2890: folds
ninskymo13: folds
CriusCC: folds
Hero: raises $48 to $70
dean6745: calls $28 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($20) returned to Hero
Showdown dean6745: shows (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero: shows (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
Hero collected $101 from pot
Summary Total pot $104 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: chillsports folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: ninskymo13 folded before Flop
Seat 3: CriusCC folded before Flop
Seat 4: Hero (button) showed and won ($101) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 5: dean6745 (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 6: mh2890 (big blind) folded before Flop
Ok so my room mate is sayin that whenever he gets a regular bag of M&M's just the reg kind no PB or peanuts or anything but is saying that they all taste different(like the colors have different flavors. I just wanna start a poll and see who thinks they taste different when all the color is is just food colorin and no different flavors so help me prove him wrong LP
had a decent two months for 50nl and some 100nl, close to 7k total(inc rb) left stars coz i wanna make more.start playing then i realize software is shit, not motivated playing these shitty sites, i miss using stoplosscripts,280fpp sattys, tableninja and my telescope(sometimes), either table size is crap, unreal timebanks, loldonks but it feels worse when they win coz i feel "this site is so shit and donks still hit 2 outerz!" i also noticed missing the french/italians in euro sites, theyre a lot less juicer than before, making the whole move of transferring to eurodonks pointless. this is the time of year when i make a dumb decision and move back to stars and try to pull of 200kvpps or soemthing towards december and lose just as much as I can make in milestones and feel terrible during christmas time. imma deposit 100bi for nl100 and see if i can beat it now ( without any basis why, just coz i HAZ 100bi for it lol) ok after today im going for it. not going to post results coz its not gonna be pretty for sure lol. gl to me
-fpp pro for life
fuck winrate. it's all about the points now for me i guess
Estas jugando, y crees que todo esta bien... pero despues una cosa sale mal... y despues otra y otra... tratas de reponerte pero entre mas luchas mas te hundes... hasta que no puedes moverte... no puedes respirar
Thank you for the kindness. In a moment of darkness in which I was lost you allowed me to think and believe the impossible, specifically that everything would be ok and that good things would once again happen to me.
You gave me the strength to believe and you gave it freely and to no personal gain to yourself.
And so now I go out into the world and I pay it forward and although something tells me that you're gone know that you will never be forgotten. This is my love for you which I now speak to the wind to be passed down through time and maybe one day I will be able to help another as I was helped by you.
this is the only way that i know how to live: receptors on blast, mouth open, and driven by a massive ball of psychosexual energy. this is who i am.
they call it hypomania. it's not. for me, it is the normal resting state of my ego. it's me, in every sense of the term.
it's the guy who blasts blueprint 24/7, who likes cigarettes and loves cigars, who loves to fuck people who think the way that he thinks, who gets thirsty and chugs iced tea, and who demolishes all in his path in a socially acceptable way. the lover and the fighter. the killer and the slain through ejaculation. the battered and indignant. the victorious.
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