at this gay club with a frind who is actually a gay.
this guy i=never stops talking to me in the toilet line
"im waiting for a cubicle"
"lets share" he says
"urrr..... nah, im good on my own"
"oh come on dont be shy"
"nah seriously...im good"
some time later after dancing and my friend almost getting beaten up for dancing with some chick im outside smoking and he comes out
"hey you want a smoke?"
"nah im all good"
i spot some hot chick in a really short skirt
"man, what about her>?!?!"
"you like women?"
"well... yeh dude"
then he offers me to smoke some weed so im like "HELLS YEH"
hes like "OK COme down here
we end up down all these allies and im sketching out
he starts rubbing my balls nd peen
"urr... dude be easy" i say
"if i was easy id be sucking you off right now..."
"control son control youself"
"i bet youve got a massive cock"
"well yeh obv i have"
then these french come round the corner
they ask us a question but i dnno what he saying so im like
"yo wanna light?"
he agrees
our faggt man agrees to light
"ill be back in 2 mintes just gotta.... go round here" i say
i leg ff round the cornder and dont stp nning till i hit the clb and im fully fucked off my face.
i lock myself n a toilet and tell my mate im gonna get a taix home but hes like "nah dont worry we will go together in 10 minutes"
we hold out till the nthen go to a shop thats still open a nd get a pie and shit
i still feel
violated
he fully undid my fly
and tried to rub my penis
and claimed i had a "semi"
which was a lie coz i was like "nah dude youre just making shit up" i dont have a semi nor am i turned on by you rubbing my package but ill let you for the time being
he was a teacher or some shit
so
fucking hell
LOL
he tried to go down on me but i denied it. Id probably have allowed him had i been able to get a stiffy to a lok.
Bleh, since I'm ultra hangover, I feel like I'm dying and I'm not going to my lecture because of that, I thought I might as well just update my blog cause I haven't been posting here for like 10 days or so. Here are my stats and graph since my last post.
Yesterday I went to my friends' place and we had some drinks and I dunno why but somehow me and my mate got drunk so easily. I didn't drink much and I have one of the worst hangovers in my life now. It's 2pm now and I just puked like 20 mins ago. My friend threw up yesterday too. Bleh.
As for other stuff, everything is going fine. My father has been in Manchester since last Sunday and he's gonna stay for like a week more. I usually meet up with him in the evening cuz he works till like 7pm and then we just have sth to eat and drink so it's quite fun since I haven't seen him for a long time. Ups sorry gotta puke again.
Ok I'm back. Anyway, I was thinking about next summer and I decided that I want to make some sick trip to Asia and Australia. I've got some basic concept of what places I want to visit but I'm looking forward to some suggestions. I'll post about it in a few days and I'll probably cross-post it in LP forums to get some more responses and attention cause
It sounds so sick that I'm really trying hard not to quit uni lolz. I'm also thinking about leaving the idea of travelling around Asia and just staying in Thailand for a month or two instead. But I think I'd rather see some more places.
Bleh another pukeament
I'm thinking about hitting EPT Dublin just to hang out with LPers etc. Who's coming? Anyone wants to share a room? I can't come before Thursday (01.11) though. I can stay till like 4th or 5th (Sunday or Monday).
edit: Oh I also won ipod nano video 8gb in this blogger donkament thingy. Ship it.
keanureaver: every now and then i'll see jacare make a mistake technique wise that neither garcia nor roger would make, if he didn't do that he'd be the best in the world by far
keanureaver: cause he's just so athletic and tough
keanureaver: i mean, roger gracie snapped his arm in a match and not only did he not tap but he actually won the match
FoxIsQuick: wait wait
FoxIsQuick: waht ashfio 234
FoxIsQuick: WHAT
FoxIsQuick: is this on youtube
FoxIsQuick: what the fuck
FoxIsQuick: how si this possible.
So this month I'm up a few bi but not much. I've only played HU the last 2 weeks or so and it has been going really well. I hope to make 2-3k this month or something in total and get my BR past 20k by the end of this year. My image at the 6-max tables are far to spewy and it's not possible to get ppl to fold top pair which is really annoying when I don't catch cards so I prefer to keep to HU where I feel that I'm getting really strong. Also, I can't really keep up with more then 6 tables so I think my hourly winrate longterm might be better 2 or 3 tabeling HU since I learn more too.
IRL I've been having fun but I'm a bit annoyed cause it really look like I was going to get laid a few days ago, so much that a friend of mine bet on that vs my roommate and since I kinda fucked up I feel that I kinda failed him. Also, the girl in question had big boobies so I was a SAD PANDA anyway. However, I've become a much more solid person the last few months so it's all good. I'm having fun and I'm getting trough law school so I can't complain.
Also, some days ago I was a bit down but I really felt that there are a few persons that really cares about me and it felt really good. Friends > all ez.
OK, I noticed that it wasn't just a one time thing last time, even though i lost 130$ during a 3h session it went pretty good.
I started off by making a retarded call which sent me to -50$ after only 10min, but i got back and peaked at +30$. After that I dropped down to +- and stayed there 'till like 15min before i quit. I lost three big pots worth somewhere 'round 275$ in total, they were basically 50/50 all of em. So that was a bit annoying, but what can u do.
this past week ive been completely unable to win at poker, not sure why, just cant win.
Suckout after suckout after cooler. Played nl25 ran bad, now playing these $3.40 1 table sit and go's and i can safely say ive never had such a sick run in my life. Lucky they dont hurt the BR too much since they are so low buyin but its still sick to run this bad.
Maybe its god telling me to get the fuck back on with my work
No way i cud become a sit and go player the swings are fucking stupid, i can only imagine what itad be like if the buyins actually meant something to me
1877 hands played and saw flop:
- 211 times out of 355 while in small blind (59%)
- 236 times out of 354 while in big blind (67%)
- 402 times out of 1168 in other positions (34%)
- a total of 849 times out of 1877 (45%)
Pots won at showdown - 155 out of 291 (53%)
Pots won without showdown - 182
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7 Card Stud Hi/Lo (Real Money):
123 hands played:
- saw fourth street 57 times (46%)
- saw fifth street 46 times (37%)
- saw sixth street 33 times (27%)
- reached showdown 22 times (18%)
Pots won at showdown - 17 out of 22 (77%)
Pots won without showdown - 16
After my immense heater on Friday, I didn't run/play as well on the next couple days. I was down to 35 after paying back the original 20 on saturday. I was able to grind back to 74 at my peak but fell to 60. I guess that'll cover food for a week. Stay tuned for another valiant attempt around Thanksgiving time.
Just came 4th in the 320$ wed. night on PS for 13k.. nice little chunk of change. Kinda gay how I went out if I win this Im CL but what can you do. FT was decently tough I was squeezed in between SCTrojans and t soprano but donkaments are just too ez.
Also one 2k in cash games as I was playing for a 15k night which is pretty sick. Anyways have a good one
ARRRGH I can't seem to be winning this like everyone else here. It doesn't seem so easy for me. Whenever I get good cards, they fold, and I make like $0.50 then I don't get any other good cards for another 20-30 hands. WTF do I do?!
Lil of poker,and lots of life...by Cro)Deadman, October 18
Ok so lets start off with poker...
I've ran like total and utter shit on FTP,and I still haven't recived my RB,msged support bout it and they say it should arrive by this weekend if it didn't arrive yet,to be honest I don't think I'm getting it at all.
So I've moved back to iPoker network (noIQ) to be precise,and I'm running good there,gonna get myself rolled for NL25 again and dominate it just like I did before...well hopefully ;-)
I ll put the PT stats when I get all the HH's into PT.
Now the RL problems...Well basically I went out yesterday after like 3 weeks,got laid with a friend,and my friends girlfriend got the hots for me.She didn't say anything yet but she was like all cuddly and shit,you know chicks...
So I ran into them two and shes like "Sup cutie,you dissapeared from the face of the earth lately,missed you"
And her boyfriend (my friend Mark) is like looking at us and isn't too happy shes being THAT friendly twards me,so later on we crash at the same table in the bar get drunk and shit,so after I explained to my entire crew why I been gone for 3 weeks (that I'm playing poker all the time),and getting their looks as if I was a fucking alien I go back to Marks table and talk to Ivana...
Shes touching me all the time and shit,and she tells me she moved to a new apartment with 2 of her friends so shes closer to her university,and at this point shes still touching me,Mark luckily was being everywhere in the bar except at the table,and thats a good thing cuz I'm pretty sure he'd go ballistic seeing her act twards me this way.
I told her I'm over with my gf and that shes gone back to Zagreb for her job and shes all like "O RLY?"...
So the wierd shit happend when we walked to the bus station to go home,she takes my arm and tells me shes gonna gimme a call so we can go hook up and get drunk and have some fun(Mark taking a piss 5 meters from us while this happens).
So now I'm having moral dillemas should I fuck her or shouldn't I...I mean the guy is my friend but we're not tight and shes pretty hot.
Advices?
Oh ya almost forgot to say why am I on NoIQ...40% RB,great traffic (actually better then on Stars and FTP combined together,and no I'm not exaggerating with this statemtent)And so far these two days I'm back I'm up 7 buyins.
I'm still making some mistakes which I hate but overall I think ive improved my game thx to coaching (thx man!, dunno if he wants me to tell who he is tho) and I think Im also running fairly good.
I am taking some shots at NL600 and the games seems fairly soft so I will keep trying at it, the rest of my profit there comes from NL200 which I think I can say I dominate already, at least FR since ive been a solid winner there past 2 months.
My goal is 20k or near it by the end of the month, so I'll put in more hours and update if I success or not.
I guess I'll grind NL400 NL600 and after that NL1000 for a good while from now on. Im striking at 20k/month.
so ive been focusing on FR recently for the past few months and it has been going pretty well recently. it was a struggle and a grind at first because i was new to it and had to adjsut to the nittiness and learn how to play well. i thought i was playing well and running terrible and i was running terrible, but playing ok. then i got a coach and man my game has transformed. i am running better and playing SO much better. now my BR is healthy enough i am going to begin integrating 6m into my game selection on ftp and maybe stars possibly but doubtful. GL ME. also i am beginning to miss neilly blogposts. if anyone knows him tell him i anxiously await his next one. i am bored cuz im waiting for my next class and just finished my exam.
This weekend we got some nice fights coming. I'm kinda pissed about Okami and Mcdonald possibly not showing, this fight is gonna rule obviously okami is gonna shatter jason into a thousand pieces like Ultraman vs like Mothra (that's godzilla i know but ultraman doesn't discriminate)
Main card fight is Rich franklin vs Anderson Silva. Pretty much i have no clue how rich can win this fight. Anderson silva throws combos like E. Honda and his arms are longer then Dhalsim. Rich might be ultra comboed or at LEAST killer comboed before he falls to the mat unconcious. Only way rich wins this is if he takes anderson down and gnp against the fence. It's not really rich's thing... but it's his only real option.
I mean can rich win this? yeah i guess it's possible but i don't see it happening. I pick like a early round TKO for Anderson.
The fight i'm really looking forward to is Sylvia vs Vera. I think vera is FAVORED for this fight... WHAT THE FUCK.
The guy is like 1' tall and barely a HW. I think if he didn't eat for a day he'd be 205.... Tim is gonna obliterate him and on his way to another title... nuff said. Only way tim loses this is if he's not 100% recovered from his injury both physcially or mentally. But vera wins fights from the clinch and no way that he has a chance in the clinch against sylvia.
Don't give me this "randy did it" randy is the best clinch fighter in all of mma and sylvia was injured and randy couldn't finish him for five rounds.
The rest of the fights aren't a big deal pretty excited about the burkman fight. But other then that the card seems average nothing too earth shattering.
On a side note, i picked up FIFA 07 for the xbox360 and i will become the greatest fifa player ever and lay waste to all those who challenge me. Foxisquick gamerID. Challenge me if you dare!
So keanureaver, a good friend of mine, started his blog here and i got pretty jealous so i decided that it was time to do my own. I guess you guys want backstory on me well...
I started poker way way way long time ago, like 10 years ago. I was horrible (still am) and i played lots of starcraft as Fox^1 with dudey, rek, naz, elky, mcnasty, tillerman, even pillars <3 .. heck so many of them.
When online poker started up i played on truepoker but not that much, i still played live tournaments/cash games nothing major.. Dudey got me playing on stars where i never really got into it. I was doing other things never focused on poker. i still remember playing Nl50 with rek and donking off my chips.
As time went on i see all these bastards playing NL1000+ and getting pretty fucking godly at it. So i started pretty hardcore this year to play and focus all my efforts and time on poker. I started off at NL25 and sngs... flopped around for a while then moved up to NL100 on stars. Played that for a while, lost a bunch, won a bunch... i had so many holes in my game (still do) after a few months i've gotten better (barely) and i'm doing pretty well at NL100... i'll probably post a few graphs when i get unlazy.
But currently I play on rednines at NL100 and i really enjoy it. As long as i avoid playing blackjack (oh god it's horrible) i will probably be moving to NL200 by early next year. I'm a huge bankroll nit and i must have at least 450bb of the limit i'm moving to. (jk but i am a bankroll nit) Keanureaver/Naz/Mcnasty are my main poker masters all of them giving me master advice that is helping me grow. So i give a shout to those guys cuz they are so awesome.
Currently I'm an old guy (28) i'm married with kids. Poker is a 2nd job for me and it does well to help out. I still game when i get a chance (rarely) playing starcraft, warcraft 3, xbox360 or whatever. My major passion (outside of poker) is probably MMA. I'm a big fan of it, been doing it on and off for the past few years. Looking by next year to have at least one fight win or lose.
But yeah that's a summary of who i am. A lot of my posts will be non poker stuff. While i will post hand situations usually i leave that for the forums, but updates on my winnings/losing usually don't happen unless something funny comes up. Like If I got drunk and challenged Naz to play Hu poker and Starcraft at the same time for bankrolls. Then he agrees and i lost all my money only cuz i thought i was fast expanding and instead i went allin. Something like that.
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(thx man!, dunno if he wants me to tell who he is tho) and I think Im also running fairly good.
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