Welcome to Sven's Drunken Novel #1
Relax and enjoy your ride through my mind and my Effen Vodka.
Well I haven't made one of these in a while...
one sec need a shot.
dfkjsfd warm vodka
anyways, so that hot girl is like conflicted over her bf & me. Which is actually fine with me. I doubt I'll win the war, but I don't mind winnning some battles in the meantime.
And for all you haters, fuck off you wankers. I'll take a picture of us next time she comes over here or I go over there if you think this is some fake post which would make no sense why I would post pictures of some random chick I found pictures of on a Poker Website. It's not a sidebet or some fucking thing so stfu.
Next, I would like to say wtf we're going into a world government within the next 50 years, I'm predicting it now folks.
Okay now back on topic. This girl likes anal, she fucking orgasms off of it... However I have done anal with one girl and was absolutely repulsed by the fact that I'm putting my dick in the same hole where shit comes out of. Is it better with some girls than other? Or are we all in agreement that it's fucking weird.
one sec need a shot.
you'd think they'd get easier to take after a hwile. But fuck they're double shots and all I have to chase is one can of monster which I am trying to save so I just take like a little sip xD.
Anyways I feel like this is a pretty good turning point in the chicks I've had to the chicks I'll get.
From Strippers to models.
I like that transformation personally.
/needs another shot obv.
Remember when I said she was conflicted with her boyfriend and me? I am relatively posiitive she'l go back with him and call me on the side. I guess I feel slightly like a whore, but at the same time I feel nearly normal... aka emotionless and unable to feel upset or happy at the chance of getting or not getting this girl.
I also realize the fact that she is fucking me while she has a boyfriend, why would I want to be her boyfriend? All I can answer that with is the same reason I started this, there's something about her that makes me attracted to her. I live once and I don't want to blow it away for nut peddling a decent job and a safe life.
okay another shot before I end this. Actually two because I didn't tak eone the last time I said I was going to take a shot. one sec.
okay 1 more shot >_< almost done with this fucking bottle..Fuck!
EXTREMEEEEEEEEE
/coughs fuck >_<
she just text me and she wants to meet later on monday. I have officially 37 days before he rboyfriend returns. LP What Shall I do?
A.) Call it off dude she's bad news
B.) WTF You type to welll to be drunk, you're faking
C.) Why don't u use the fucking make a poll button you fuicking fuck
D.) Fuck her and post pictures
E.) Slow things down and try to make her your wife
(I went trhough the alphabet to see what went after E at this point)
G!!!!!! ) ENTER YOUR SUGGESTION!
Beat is how much I have to pay in taxes, and April has been such a roffle month already I'm fucking around with the little money I do have on FTP.
Variance is that girl's boyfriend is moving in with her at the end of the month.
ALSO I FUCKING HATE TAXES
p.s. I'm pretty hungover I got a bottle of Belvedere and pretty much drank the entire 750 last night. Probably 2 shots left in it. I should drink more water before I go to bed but w/e :[
I was just asleep, dreaming about having sex with an 18 year old virgin... Then I wake up to my cell phone going off, it's my buddy who is apparently back for spring break.
Well a few weeks ago I started trying to get into a Polyphasic sleep schedule, my reasoning was I could never get a full 8 hours anyways and I would find myself grinding when I was super tired.
And I have to say this is such a huge bonus. I'm not tired while playing and when I do start to feel tired it's because It's time for a nap.
I broke my day down to sleep for 4 hours, nap for 1, sleep for 2-3.
Although it's somewhat of a social restraint it isn't horrible. You can always adjust it as well if you think one way would be a little to extreme.
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